Phantasy Star

2023-02-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are back Sam? You homoness rivalize Justin Trudeau s.

Rating:

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Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2020-11-17
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dick cheese is best cheese

Rating:

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Dick Tracy

2020-11-17
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: b-but it is how you use it that matters...

Rating:

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Pro Wrestling

2020-10-31
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am so glad the spirit of this site still lives in 2020. nothing like naked wrestling

Rating:

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Arcade Smash Hits

2020-10-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: what

Rating:

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SpellCaster

2020-10-26
From: BlublaDe
Comments: reeeee

Rating:

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Speedball

2020-10-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sam the fucker is back and now he seems to be heterosexual!!!! Nice how ya doing man

Rating:

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Super Kick Off

2020-10-18
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Must be a Brazilian game

Rating:

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2020-10-18
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well, Peter, I bet you actually know how it feels to have your ballsack fondled by a grown man, unlike me. Some things are better left unexplored. Assert that dominance!

Rating:

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Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego

2020-10-17
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: meh

Rating:

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Lord of the Sword

2020-10-17
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Long time no talk, Peter, but while I appreciate your very verbose insight on the matter, it is of utmost importance that I inform you that any amount of red discharge from your penis is generally a bad sign. You should see a doctor ASAP. Probably from all that cock and ball torture you've been receiving from your wife's boyfriend. That shit's fucked up and so are you! And while your Master's degree in Dildonics is impressive it is my understanding that you are using those skills only to penetrate hookers you find behind crack dumpsters. You must know that I am superior, as I am circumcised. As for you Peter, I've seen your foreskin dragging against the floor it's so pronounced!

Rating:

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Lord of the Sword

2020-10-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If you had a hot dog and I could ejaculate mustard, would you help yourself?

Rating:

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My Hero

2020-09-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: SUCKSSSSSSS

Rating:

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Psycho Fox

2020-09-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: My name is BluBlaDe and I do semen retention in the hopes of fucking women. Not working well so far

Rating:

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2020-09-27
From: BlublaDe
Comments: Fat C

Rating:

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2020-09-24
From: Blublade
Comments: Girls do not exist bro

Rating:

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Ghostbusters

2020-09-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Weird game

Rating:

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Rocky

2020-09-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This is the best review site on the internet. You get one guy telling of his genuine experience with the game and how he managed to beat it as an adult and killed his dragon (Dan). Then you got a closeted homosexual relating a fake erotic story about how he (also implies he is a woman but we all know he is a guy) wants to fuck Sylvester Stalone. (Natalie AKA most likely Sam). Then you go back even farther 20 years ago with guys insulting each others and a couple guys genuinely acting like this is a review site. Damn Sega has that edge over the kids at Nintendo.

Rating:

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Teddy Boy

2020-09-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There is nothing pedo or homo about a tall strong adult male specimen destroying the purity and asserting his dominance over a weak defenseless young boy specimen. It is utterly disgusting but hey whatevs not here to judge. But look mister PhilMcCock if you played this as a kid I highly doubt you even knew what a big pedophile cock looked like and what it could do to your ass. Teddy Boy remains a pretty good arcade like game.

Rating:

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Out Run

2020-09-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not as sexy as the arcade

Rating:

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Aztec Adventure

2020-09-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: legend game

Rating:

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Phantasy Star

2020-09-21
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Certainly has been a while since I have commented around here. There is a woman out there who married the effel tower in France and there is a ton of nerds who married their body pillow. I do not have my licence to marry but I can virtually marry you to this game if you want it, you are now officialy husband and wife.

Rating:

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R-Type

2020-09-21
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I do not think I left a review on this one. I give it 8, one of the best shooters I have played, definitely the best on one SMS, that and the plane game.

Rating:

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2014-07-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Could not agree more man. This is the ultimate adventure game that makes you feel like one hell of a badass. You ain't some faggot typical protagonist, you are MOTHERFUCKING ADOL CHRISTIN. Mario trying to bang a princess get the hell out beta male ADOL BANGS GODDESSES, QUEENS, PRIESTESSES, SEXY PIRATES ETC. And the motherfucking Tower that takes half the game to complete without any returns possible. It's Landstalker all over again another badass game.

Rating:

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Psycho Fox

2014-02-12
From: Blublade
Comments: Fuck you !!!!

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2014-02-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: fuck you

Rating: n/a

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After Burner

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah some games are timeless classics others not so much

Rating: n/a

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Aladdin

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Nothing like oppresing hoes. Nothing.

Rating: n/a

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking slut don't touch the most sacred game of all times!

Rating: n/a

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Alien 3

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You fucking bastard we thought you were cured of your homosexuality!!!!

Rating: n/a

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Alien Syndrome

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This game is on a lot of systems too.

Rating: n/a

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Arcade Smash Hits

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Jesus

Rating: n/a

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Are animals

Rating: n/a

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Bomber Raid

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: BOMBERMANNNNNNNNNNNNN

Rating: n/a

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Dick Tracy

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Liam ur a star

Rating: n/a

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Fantasy Zone

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: At least 95 % of the games that were on both the NES and SMS are better on the Master System. There's like 2,5 % of them that are pretty much equal on both and 2,5 % that are better on the NES.

Rating: n/a

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G-Loc

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Knowing Peter he's gonna show you what a real man does to a woman, not what a spellcaster faggot does.

Rating: n/a

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Gangster Town

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fat girls should be enslaved and work in our place.

Rating: n/a

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Golden Axe Warrior

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Nice seeing someone not insana over here.

Rating: n/a

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Jurassic Park

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's cool seeing random guys saying stuff like that. Truly the best people/community are the Sega Master System fans.

Rating: n/a

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Master Chess

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Your ass must work well you incestual homo bastard

Rating: n/a

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Ms Pacman

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: n/a

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Out Run

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I get what ur saying.

Rating: n/a

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Phantasy Star

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep. Simply amazing.

Rating:

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Psycho Fox

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damn we lost Psycho Fox! Wonderboys are still standing strong although.

Rating: n/a

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Quarter Back

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Theyre not even strong I can beat them easily

Rating: n/a

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Bro go MGTOW we don't need girl what we need is sex and it's cheap so it's all good.

Rating: n/a

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Rampage

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep kicked the ass of the NES version

Rating: n/a

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Rocky

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah the game isn't fun anymore when it's as frustrating as this piece of garbage shit

Rating: n/a

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Shinobi

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Gonna say the same thing bro, I've been coming back here yearly and it's good fun with you guys. Except fuck you you anal douchebag Shinobi fucking rocks and it will always rock u arent a real ninja you fucking pussy!

Rating: n/a

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Same but I still prefers the Genesis version. I marathon the 4 games yearly

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2014-01-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: thank god you 2014-01-14 From: Jonathan (more) Comments: People are nuts! Posting over and over about relationships no one cares about?? This is a sega master website for crying out loud. Does anyone monitor it anymore?? Spellcaster is a game. It's not reality. Everyone who's not talking about the game, get a life!

Rating: n/a

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The Ninja

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You got it right Jo my man. At first I sucked at it but then I learned to become invisible and I fell in love with the game.

Rating: n/a

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The Ottifants

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Now looking at the screen this game looks fucking gay

Rating: n/a

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Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Peter, Scott, Sam. They're not around per say they come yearly just as I do. I'm new here from 2011 btw.

Rating: n/a

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Zool

2014-01-24
From: Blublade
Comments: Just kidding you guys still going strong at them Master System games. Best system ever.

Rating:

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Playing the whole series over and over again. Better games could not be made. Adol Fucking Christin is one hell of a badass

Rating:

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Great Golf

2013-07-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not being accepted to art school. Figure he'd turn out into a dictator.

Rating: n/a

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Ghost House

2013-07-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Var is fucking right you cocksuckers. This Ghost House shit is pure classic

Rating:

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Les jeux daujourdhui sont fades

Rating: n/a

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American Pro Football

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Must have been your father's sperms

Rating: n/a

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Arch Rivals

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The ass of your mom is a mountain cuz she's fucking fat oh god

Rating: n/a

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Buggy Run

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow he actually liked it. Maybe I should try it.

Rating: n/a

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Choplifter

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Got around playing it. It's not Nintengay that would have such acool game

Rating:

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Double Dragon 2

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Walter go back to your momma titis

Rating: n/a

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Enduro Racer

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it. Absolute classic. Hands down the best 8 bit racing AND bike game of all times. Just remember to always buy the engine upgrade and to tip down when you jump.

Rating:

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Ariel the Little Mermad

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What a bunch of freaking psychos. Why parks ? School are much more efficient.

Rating: n/a

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Assault City

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not bad however don't ever marry. Just text the bitch and fuck her. If you marry you'll have to work even more and 0 free times for gaming. THIS IS NOT cool.

Rating: n/a

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Asterix

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Nothing fun about arsonism son.

Rating: n/a

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow talk about overkill

Rating: n/a

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Astro Warrior

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow Sam has a mom? I thought he had two dads.

Rating: n/a

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Arch Rivals

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Gwanakastan, Afghanistan for niggers perhaps?

Rating: n/a

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Arcade Smash Hits

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shut up fuckers

Rating: n/a

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Andre Agassi Tennis

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hey I asked him, not U

Rating: n/a

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American Pro Football

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: 5 shits? Did it took you the whole day or what

Rating: n/a

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Altered Beast

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Tyler? is that your boyfriend?

Rating: n/a

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: miracle fucker

Rating: n/a

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Air Rescue

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It certainly is missing a few games.

Rating: n/a

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Addams Family

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Decent platformer if I remember it well.

Rating: n/a

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Action Fighter

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've heard before '' Tell your father to wash his cock, you smell''

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: execute some business

Rating: n/a

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Back to the Future 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who?

Rating: n/a

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Back to the Future 3

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did it for the lulz

Rating: n/a

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Bank Panic

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Would she be down to fuck complete strangers for a little cash?

Rating: n/a

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Basketball Nitemare

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: KNIGHTMARE

Rating: n/a

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Black Belt

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: *catch her and rape her*

Rating: n/a

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Bomber Raid

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Glad you did not talk about how you had sex with her and talked about video games. This is what this site needs.

Rating: n/a

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's not reciprocated. Sorry.

Rating: n/a

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Buggy Run

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: He's a powerful armchair warrior.

Rating: n/a

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California Games

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What is this i Don't even

Rating: n/a

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California Games 2

2013-05-19
From: BLublade
Comments: i tohugh there was only one calfiroanrm games

Rating: n/a

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Captain Silver

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Come on it was fun. Kinda another Ghost'N Goblins

Rating: n/a

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Carmen Sandiego

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: Sorry Derek. Except for the hairy part..

Rating: n/a

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Castle of Illusion

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fat people should be exterminated !

Rating: n/a

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Championship Hockey

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: So that's why I had an erection when I saw him.

Rating: n/a

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Chapolim

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dude Brazil rocks, they had the master system 3 up until 2008.

Rating: n/a

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Choplifter

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You could also fuck sexy yoga chicks too. Tight sluts.

Rating: n/a

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Chuck Rock

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Throw a fucking baby at another one. Kill two babies with one.

Rating: n/a

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Cyber Shinobi

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: Well if this guy is on this site there's must be something wrong with his psyche. So yeah

Rating: n/a

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Cyborg Hunter

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Tchatcher died cause she did not get enough of my cock when she was young and possibly hot.

Rating: n/a

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Desert Speedtrap

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: By mistakes. What the fuck. How could they make such a blatant mistake. Shit.

Rating: n/a

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Desert Strike

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: He took too much steroid. They took over his ability to rationalize.

Rating: n/a

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Die Hard 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You need to change them. When I end up inevitably ejaculating inside them they smell like my sperm so I can't use them anymoar.

Rating: n/a

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Dino Basher

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who

Rating: n/a

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Doraemon

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Lol. At least 90 % of his post contains at least one mention of homosexuality/pedophilia and over 50 of them contains homosexual incestuous undertone.

Rating: n/a

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Double Dragon

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Welcome Sack. You will fit REALLY WELL here.

Rating: n/a

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Double Dragon 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There would probably be porn of them if they were real.

Rating: n/a

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Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Donny the pussy. Fucked both his sister and his girlfriend left him for me. I don't even have a monster cock. This guy is a loser

Rating: n/a

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Driving Pack

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Driving after drinking is even better.

Rating: n/a

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Dynamite Dux

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never understimate ducks.

Rating: n/a

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Ecco the Dolphin

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Once he can't move you are free to begin rape.

Rating: n/a

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F1

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep it is.

Rating: n/a

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Fantasy Zone

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Homo coming from you. Geez I feel insulted

Rating: n/a

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Fire and Forget 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sure does. I once fucked a cunt that believe with all her heart and pussy that my name was Penis.

Rating: n/a

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Forgotten Worlds

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There we go, back to his old self. What a fag.

Rating: n/a

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Gangster Town

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Totally awesome story. We can feel your concentration and all the brain power it took to take action. You sir are a fine strategist. However the part where you asked your bro to smell your ass is fucking gay. Even with my best bro I've know since I was a kid I would not do something like that. However fucking the hottest girl is okay in my book. Playing games is better than fucking girls but you might as well go for the hottest.

Rating: n/a

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Ghostbusters

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sickos are okay but liars aren't okay. Someone IP ban this bastard.

Rating: n/a

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Global Defense

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Nobody cares about the world trade center anymoar

Rating: n/a

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Godfather

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: HEIL HITLER

Rating: n/a

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Great Football

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck off to him then, stupid brat playing stupid sports games. Were stupid in 198x still stupid in 201x

Rating: n/a

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Jungle Book

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dude. Take a piss in a waterbottle. Store it. Wait three months. Open it. It will be blood red and smells like all hell. You could probably kill someone if you made them drink this.

Rating: n/a

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Kung Fu Kid

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: really not half bad man.

Rating: n/a

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Land of Illusion

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: They're retards most of the time. People that borrows their games to others are retards usually.

Rating: n/a

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Lemmings

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I see.

Rating: n/a

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Light Corridor

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You rock Walter

Rating: n/a

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Lord of the Sword

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The guy has a sword. Why the fuck do he kills monsters instead of killing people and raping women? Something's wrong with this guy.

Rating: n/a

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Marble Madness

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Free time rocks.

Rating: n/a

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Master of Darkness

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck off Romeny you loser

Rating: n/a

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Mercs

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow this game must be fucking bad

Rating: n/a

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Mirracle Warriors

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Feel sorry for you Scott bro. Man fucking bastards jealous of your fantastic story. Hope you'll won against the corrupted law that wants to kill all creativity in this world.

Rating: n/a

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Missile Defense 3-D

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This really is the only website with Presidents, terrorists, dictators, professional players, actors, crazy psychotic incestual bastards etc. Man the Master System sure does attract a crowd.

Rating: n/a

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My Hero

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's three levels that repeats indefinitely. This game sucks and is hard as balls.

Rating: n/a

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New Zealand Story

2013-05-19
From: bluBlade
Comments: tweety

Rating: n/a

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Olympic Winter Games 1994

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Never played it but they usually sucks

Rating: n/a

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Out Run

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: what the fuck you talking about

Rating: n/a

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Pengo

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Penor is even funnier

Rating: n/a

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Phantasy Star

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Like 30-1hours in.

Rating: n/a

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Pit Fighter

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: She was my personnal prositute.

Rating: n/a

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Populous

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: you're cooler than I thought Sam

Rating: n/a

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Power Strike

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What's the other name of the series... aleste?

Rating: n/a

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Predator 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Whitey. Yeah right you nigger.

Rating: n/a

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Prince of Persia

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: not my fave but definitely one of the best early version

Rating: n/a

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Pro Wrestling

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: And after that you asked your father to rape both of you? Sickos.

Rating: n/a

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Psychic World

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You should have gone with him

Rating: n/a

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Psycho Fox

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ruining the comment section of one of the best platformers of the system. What's next, wonderboy III?

Rating:

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Rastan

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This game rocks

Rating:

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Reggie Jackson Baseball

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Go find out. He would probably be excited to see someone go ape shit crazy all over his farts

Rating: n/a

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Robocop Vs. Terminator

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow we did the same except I raped them old ladies.

Rating: n/a

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Rocky

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Welcome Andrew man glad to have you here. Be wary most people here are psycopaths except for me.

Rating: n/a

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Secret Commando

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: it sucks

Rating: n/a

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Shadow Dancer

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Then I'll have you jump on my dick while I play Master System games on my PSP.

Rating: n/a

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Slap Shot

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's good when you know the computer cheat like a bitch but you still beat it.

Rating:

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Smurfs

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: autour du monde means all around the world in french

Rating: n/a

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: you cocksucker

Rating: n/a

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Wasn't it Dad and dad for you?

Rating: n/a

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Shadow of the Beast

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: Finished it or well I watched a guy finishing it on youtube and it's definitely not as shitty as I first thought. Definitely a special game. 8/10

Rating:

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Special Crime Investigation

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: *facepalm*

Rating: n/a

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Submarine Attack

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: I hate Germans and Johnny

Rating: n/a

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Super Cross

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I do know what it is.

Rating: n/a

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Super Tennis

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never seen it but usually they sucked except for California Games that objectifies women. Men they sure are good for our dicks but not for anything else.

Rating: n/a

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Taz Mania 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: wait what

Rating: n/a

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The Ninja

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never made it far unfortunately. Maybe I'll get to it one of these days.

Rating: n/a

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Wonder Boy

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: Arcade Perfect

Rating:

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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Psycho Fox is really good but second to alex kidd, sonic and wb 3

Rating:

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Start all over on the Ys Chronicles PSP version. THIS ONE ROCKS. One of the best games I've played in the last 2 years

Rating: n/a

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Zillion

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: to make her forget you raped her

Rating: n/a

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-04-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Download Masterboy, the emulator for the PSP ( buy a 1000 or 2000 on ebay) flash them and you are good to go to play all your Sega games before the saturn era.

Rating: n/a

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah man took me a long time finding it on a freaking torrent. Definitely one of the best and WORTH owning a turbografx 16 at the time. The intro to chapter 2 is one of the most badass thning in gaming

Rating: n/a

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Sega Chess

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: They all secretly want it, trust me on this one.

Rating: n/a

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Columns

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You psycho

Rating: n/a

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Tecmo World Soccer 93

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Oh guys I managed to escape, I'm fine... for now.

Rating: n/a

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Micro Machines

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it recently and it's fucking kickass. Back then one of the few good multi player racer.

Rating:

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Alien 3

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's good, check out Skeletoncrusader on youtube, this guy kicks ass.

Rating:

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Doraemon

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Peter wants only sick incestuous bastards here. Sorry Sam but homo aren't welcomed around here.

Rating: n/a

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Montezumas Revenge

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: fuck off both of you

Rating: n/a

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: One of the best of the system srs

Rating:

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Alien Storm

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: DEAR MOTHERFUCKING GOD

Rating: n/a

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Aztec Adventure

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah there's a lot of cunty stuff in this game but it's damn well worth it. An unique experience.

Rating: n/a

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The Ninja

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's not mario the non-ninja fag that would bang a princess that's for sure. As for this game like a retard I did not know you could become temporary invincible by pressing the two buttons.

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Lord of the Sword

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If you said his mom you would have been adored by the other psychos around here like Peter.

Rating: n/a

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There we go from psycho to homo, Sam is back to his old self.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I bought a PSP and can play the game anywhere I want to in the World. This solves the problem just fine. You might want to get the overly pricy Master System 3 (made in 2008) it will probably solve all your problemes. As for the jumping and attacking button being reversed, I found out that I adapted to it pretty well. This game is worth it. Btw there's no niggers here, the MASTER system is the MASTER system, only MASTERS, King and superior men play this system.

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Psycho Fox

2013-03-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What a bunch of fucking psychos, spamming the best site of the internet.

Rating:

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California Games

2013-03-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I understand Sam. The pain of being butt raped by your own father countless times must have been terrible but that does not give you the right to say these bad things.

Rating: n/a

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2013-03-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Stop Peter it's offensive for real homo like good old Sam'. We don't want him to run away from here, our poor little community seems to be more popular with Spellcaster freaks than rape-your-own-mom freaks.

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Prince of Persia

2013-03-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not another feminazi turned homo for lack of male role models. Poor thing.

Rating: n/a

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Still here dude ? Man I thought you were doing your dad or something. Hey you might want to try both the Turbografx16 and PSP version. They kick motherfucking ass.

Rating:

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Aladdin

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Game is not bad. Better than Aladdin on Nintendo systems.

Rating:

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Aztec Adventure

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The marsh theme is genius if you can get this far. Honestly it's not that hard but the second round is going to kick your ass.

Rating:

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Great Football

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who the fuck is Nick?

Rating: n/a

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Bomber Raid

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's pretty damn good but not as good as Capcom's 1941-42-43 etc series. Still pretty awesome, master system rocks. Dude we know what playing with your dad means but in this lovely site it's all about playing with your mom.

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Ninja Gaiden

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Look who's talking. Ninja Gaiden kick ass except for the beat'em up games that sucks ass ( except the Linx version... that's the only good Lynx game ever lol)

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Stop trying to make everyone gay Sam, we all know what you like in bed. Anyway Chris bro it has been discovered in the later years that you could let got of the pad right on the spikes and alex would magically stop. Pretty damn convenient but hidden as fuck.

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Power Strike 2

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sorry for giving such a low scores. This game kicks ass but not as much as R-Type and Fantasy Zone. Still pretty damn good.

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Psycho Fox

2013-01-17
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: srs

Rating: n/a

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TransBot

2013-01-17
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The Master system won't die bro

Rating: n/a

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-12-16
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did your first ejaculation coincide with the two towers ?

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-11-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Forever and ever MASTER SYSTEM

Rating: n/a

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Land of Illusion

2012-11-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sorry Romney. Hey did you won against obama? I'm not american so I don't follow your elections.

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-11-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Look you motherfucker(s) this is a Master System fan site.

Rating: n/a

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-11-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who the fuck is making all these fuckers come here?

Rating: n/a

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My Hero

2012-11-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dude pornstars aren't special. You can take any regular girl loving her boyfriend and make her suck your cock under an hour if you know what you are doing.

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-11-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Motherfuckers

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-10-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did you guys knew there was Spellcaster 2 on the Megadrive ? The Japanese version is named kujakou aoi or something I don't remember (the youtuber nicomacdo played it) and in the japanese version there's a NAKED girl as the final boss. Fuck yeah

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SpellCaster

2012-09-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who the fuck keeps on doing this shit ? Is there any moderators around here that would ban these fuckers ? We need more disgusting incestuals stories in order to keep up with these scammers!

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-09-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I have standards Paul. Women are only useful for being hot. I can't fuck a women that fails at the only thing she is supposed to be good at.

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-09-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Man these cocksuckers spellcasters are getting annoying. Me too for now I'm only consuming porn and masturbating like a madman. I can't wait to get some hookers.

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-09-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Peter, Scott, and all the others guys I befriended her, I now found out about the ultimate way to fuck these whores we all call women. You buy nicotine patch and apply it on them during the night. You take em' off in the morning. You try to alternate it and when you get to fuck them you do it and you apply the nicotine patch. That will make that whore independant on you. to be more blunt : If she is far away from you she'll fell withrawal symptoms, she'll feel like shit. When you're near her give it to her then fuck her. Voila. Try to not get found out.

Rating: n/a

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Light Corridor

2012-09-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck iGAYN Who finds me pun funny?

Rating: n/a

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Drop Zone

2012-09-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Drop Zone heh? I'll try it in the near future ( 3 months or so )

Rating: n/a

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Micro Machines

2012-09-01
From: BluBlade
Comments: I'm sure she'll let the dog participate too. She sounds like a charming girl.

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-09-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Careful Romney, Obama is actually posting regularly around here.

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-08-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: So your coworker dropped his pants in the break room? And all of you guys believe in that Dr Yiyi as if that shit really worked, alright I'm giving it a try My name is Osama ''BluBlaDe'' Eric Jones. I always had trouble with women that resisted my advance sexually. I am quite hot but pretty short so women are only interested in my cash and nothing more whereas I only want to fuck them right in the pussy. I contacted Mr Yiyi two days ago and saw immediate results. At school I'm always hanging around stairs in order to try and get a good upskirt view from the women. This time I saw a beautiful blonde, a 10 and I remembered her face. She was quite popular and already kicked me a few time in the face, calling me a pervert ( I saw her panties while she did it) With Mr YIYI SPELLCASTING this girl raised her skirt on her own and was blushing like crazy. I took her that day in the boys bathroom. The next day we had sex in the house of her boyfriend while he was at work. I left him a picture of my cock deep inside her pussy, I hope that motherfucker will like it and that will serves him right. It is in my birthright to fuck every women ever and that's what MrYiyi teached me, he truly is an awesome man, you can try calling him with all the others mails from the others commentaries on this page. I'm back from my 5 conquest and I may give you more stories if you think I'm a liar.

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World Tournament Golf

2012-08-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: GOLF ROCKS

Rating: n/a

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Psychic World

2012-08-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Quite a surprise. The Master System had an awesome megaman clone lying all around and nobody played it. It's a shame, some of you guys played it but it seems it never reached the big top games since I had not heard of it before trying it today. Still my main complains are about the fact that the bosses are too hard in comparison to the rest of the game, it's not that they are hard but if you die at the boss you have to restart the whole fucking level from the beginning which is total bullshit, even Ghost'N Goblins gave us a checkpoint for the second half of each levels. Also the main character is really hot in the cinematics intro, I'd fuck that slut like i'd fuck Alis from Phantasy Star and that Green haired bitch from Zillion. The princess from Golvellius also. Heck I'D fuck any girls in any of these games if they are decent.

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Slap Shot

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: That's why I said Blade of Steels was better. I did not understand jack shit of the fights in this game, did I just pummeled him or was it me? In blade of steels it's way better.

Rating: n/a

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Pat Riley Basketbal

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Googled it. Glad I did not find a wiki about some kind of crazy Bastards. Have you guys ever heard of Andrew Carrera?

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's one of these times I seriously wonder how comes do these crazy bastards are here ? I'm pretty sure it's not the same person, way too time consuming to type all that shit. Alright you crazy fuckers stop the gay testimonial and tell me the secret to fuck women on sight, even women that are head over in love with their boyfriends/husbands.

Rating:

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Spiderman vs X-Men

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shit my code cap ''samfxx'' holy shit

Rating: n/a

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Ferrari GP Chalenge

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: No but you gets bitches with ferraris. Or you could rent them for an hour for a couple hundred thousand less.

Rating: n/a

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Crash Dummies

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I use real flesh humans as crash test dummies for more realism.

Rating: n/a

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Global Golf

2012-08-26
From: Blublade
Comments: Me too. I usually do some kind of trimonthly visit and floods the whole site.

Rating: n/a

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World Tournament Golf

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck you man they sucks and most of them are too slow on 8bit consoles anyway

Rating: n/a

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Arcus Odyssey

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It was good on the Sega Genesis.

Rating: n/a

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2012-08-25
From: Blublade
Comments: Played it. Seriously not too bad but yeah it's pretty childish and we can't attack at all. The game is beautiful and has more varied environment than Miracle World but in no way superior to it. 7 is my rating.

Rating:

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Battletoads

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This port was one of the shittiest I've ever seen on the SMS. How comes the NES version did everything right and this one fucked it up so much? I think they tried too much to make good graphics and the gameplay got too slow, they retired some attacks, overall a worse version than the NES one. Dunno if there's an arcade one but I do know that the Genesis one is really good.

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Bomber Raid

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it. Pretty generic but not too bad, better and more beautiful than scramble spirits but a little on the hard side, a 6 I guess.

Rating:

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Buggy Run

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Lol tried to play it but the rom I had in the rom pack did not works. Guess what? I don't care enough to download a working rom, cause fuck this game.

Rating:

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Cosmic Spacehead

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I was surprised by this one. It has options like ''look, take,use, talk '' in the city screens and you also could move around your character while using these options and it was more of a point of click game. Until I found out when you get out of the city it becomes a platform game where it would appears your character can't kill the ennemies. Also he floats a little in midair like Caped Mario. Played for about 10 minutes but it was a pretty solid game, I'd go as far as to say it could have been really good.

Rating:

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Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It was alright, I've seen worse. Still I played only the first stage and it was a little on the easy side and too slow. Plus you can't punch without advancing which is fucked up, you can't just stand there all days you need to advance in order to attack ennemies. Also you can go to platforms up of you and Bruce does a fucking ridiculous jump a la Shadow Master, not too realist meh. Still a 6

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Gain Ground

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking underrated, giving it my 9. It's in overhead view and you have the choice between 3 characters that have their special characteristics, the caveman that sucks cocks, the canoner that has some strong canons has a second attack and an average gun and the cowboy that has a very good gun but no second attacks. You can also get some kind of Viking archer and I believe there are others secrets characters too, I did not play it for too long, only did the prehistoric chapter. The game is pretty much secret commando but you only have one big screen, it controls better and the ennemies are respawning. Not a bad game at all really.

Rating:

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Mahjong

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This game is gay as hell. I played for 2 minutes and stopped it, I don't understand Majhong at all so I hated it.

Rating:

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Masters of Combat

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow! The gameplay is pretty fast, I was surprised at how fast these characters from the SMS could go! This has my 10, I was really amazed by how good they looked and how fast it was. Pretty much the best 8 bit fighting game IMO.

Rating:

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My Hero

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Finally played it. One shot kills are atrocious but the game was not that bad, it would have been FUN if there were more continues and you did not have to start all over again when you died. Oh and the punch was terribly useless and the bombs that comes out from nowhere are a pain in the ass. Don't worry Paul I'll keep a copy for myself and destroy all the others ones.

Rating:

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Shanghai

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: SAme gay shit as Majong I think

Rating:

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Slap Shot

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not bad at all! Pretty much the best Hockey game of the SMS. Still Blades of Steel on the NES was better than this.

Rating:

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T2: Arcade Game

2012-08-25
From: Blublade
Comments: I retract this statement. I've played both the SMS and the Genesis version and it's the SMS that's the best of the two. Something about how the screen is less gray and more clear than the Genesis one. That to say it's still a shoot'em ups like assault city so not for everyone.

Rating:

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Tennis Ace

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I agree. This is way better than Wimbledon and this game has a left to right view instead of a up to down view. There's close shot of the player when he's about to serve and it has something like 20 playables characters maybe more to unlock. The best Tennis game of the SMS.

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Wimbledon Tennis 2

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Better made than the first, less goofy and the gameplay is more easy to handle but still if you liked goofiness the 1 was your pick but the 2 is overall a better version in graphics and presentation.

Rating:

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Ariel the Little Mermad

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Your pastor is badass. All pastor I knows are all about how men are responsible of all evils in the world and how women are perfect angel and also how they would love to fuck little boys but that they never tells us but we can pretty much see it in their eyes.

Rating: n/a

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Blade Eagle 3-D

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am speechless, I am sorry for trying to be all badass and a part of your world, I'm just a normal dude that never did go to prison. Except that time I raped that fucking whore. But that story is for another time and another game somewhere in the comments.

Rating: n/a

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Bomber Raid

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Which one did you like more Paul? Let me guess

Rating: n/a

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Champions of Europe

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Megaman Soccer did not sucks. Granted I loved it as a kid and it was imcomplete ( the fucking adventure mode ended or more like bugged after the final battle just before you get to have Wily, this is gay)

Rating: n/a

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Desert Speedtrap

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Back from work and haven't tried it yet. Yeah I know what you means, I've played Mortal Kombat II, Street of rage II, Virtua Fighter animation and Street of Fighter II and frankly they sucked on the SMS.

Rating: n/a

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Bank Panic

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Your mom was a tranny. Let that sink in and take your time to respond to this comment, I know it must hurts a lot.

Rating: n/a

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Dick Tracy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Where's the obligatory dick joke ?

Rating: n/a

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Die Hard 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah I could take being called an homo and still have a good laugh about it but being compared to Sam no that's just too much man. Don't worry I take no offense since I killed Sam anyways, that's why he don't post anymore. Hope the cops won't get me again.

Rating: n/a

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Donald Duck Gift Set

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well at least someone had a childhood! By that I mean one must obligatory be sexually attracted to stuff from his childhood, that's a phase in life.

Rating: n/a

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Double Dragon

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I did the same shit the first time I've discovered this shit. I've read every single comments ( some were awesomne) and respond to the best of the bunch. Now it's just too time consuming.

Rating: n/a

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Double Hawk

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Still here periodically, love this site and the gaming system. Bless you Sega and fuck Nintendo even thought I own every single nintendo system and not even one Sega system. I learned to love it a little too late.

Rating: n/a

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Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I agree Rain, I actually possess it in the Sonic Mega Collection on the GC and it's badass. Oh and Peter good job you just transformed me into an homosexual. Let's hope I'll forget what you said and becomes hetero again.

Rating: n/a

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Dragon Crystal

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep and some ennemies are randomly generated and can anally rape you pretty easily which is boring IMO but still a cool game.

Rating:

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Duck Tales

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well if sucking cocks make money it's in his character.

Rating: n/a

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E-Swat

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it and it was pretty freaking generic.

Rating: n/a

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Ecco the Dolphin

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking right Roy why don't you start raping sexy women and violating female member of your families like everyone else here ? You sick bastard get out of here now!

Rating: n/a

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Enduro Racer

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Looks like Paperboy on a bike and without journals, house, gay people... Ok only the view is the same as paperboy, I guess some kind of excitebike with the paperboy view but I haven't tried this game yet.

Rating: n/a

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Excellent Dizzy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm sorry I can't read really well after I read your message about having sex with your mom I poked out my eyes and now I can't see jackshit. Did you post something else?

Rating: n/a

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Fantastic Dizzy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hey brad how about telling us a story of that time with your mom ya know?

Rating: n/a

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Fantasy Zone

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Quite hard but really it's all fun.

Rating:

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Fantasy Zone 3: The Maze

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Haven't played it but why would they go for Packman instead of some challenging and awesome shooters?

Rating: n/a

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Fire and Forget 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Google MGTOW and don't let these cunts dictates your life

Rating: n/a

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Flintstones

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Thanks for your comments, even thought we fuck around, insult each others and relate true stories about our childhood we appreciate normal people around here too. Except when they turn out to be batshit insane anyway.

Rating: n/a

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Forgotten Worlds

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If it's the same series that is on the SNES/GENESIS than it sucks on the sms.

Rating: n/a

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G-Loc

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep some games are like that. In fact most Master System games are less known but better versions than NES games. Ex Golden Axe Warrior is better than Zelda, Wonderboy 1 better than Adventure Island, Master of Darkness better than Castlevania etc.

Rating: n/a

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Gain Ground

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Oughta try it one day

Rating: n/a

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Gauntlet

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: Never underestimate infinite games

Rating: n/a

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Ghost House

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damn I love the Wonderboy series, holy shit a 3 D wondeboy game right now would sell like hell. They made a mention of Wonderboy 3 in GTA V trailer. If they fucking made Wonderboy 3 D I'd buy that shit even if I had to buy a PS3/360

Rating: n/a

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Ghostbusters 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've gotten a nice case of dementia myself after the 200 comment read around here. Anyway who the fuck is the administrator here and why do he keeps this site open? Every second I spend here I feel like I'm becoming more mentally instable but it's fun and it feels good so I can't stop.

Rating: n/a

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Ghouls and Ghosts

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I played it lately and it's a really awesome game. YES the Genesis version is graphically better but in this one we had the possibility to gain new armors, new weapons and even new magic, an option that wasn't introduced in the series until Ultimate Ghouls'N GHost I think ( The PSP or DS game)

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Global Gladiators

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: Here we go our pure and innocent Rain got caught into the craziness around here.

Rating: n/a

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Godfather

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: When my pseudonym is badly typed it's because it's one of my numerous 69 personnalities that took control of my keyboard.

Rating: n/a

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Golden Axe

2012-08-24
From: Blublade
Comments: The dwarf was way more badass than the Barbarian. Shit he stole Link's tunic and arbored a badass helmet he probably gained after Slaying Thor. His Axe is so badass the game is called Golden AXe. Just kidding the golden axe is not the axe of the badass Dwarf.

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Golden Axe Warrior

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well trust me you can have an erection without too much side effect for 3-4 hours. Good enough for a little GAW game if you asked me and there's a badass save feature too! Damn I love this game.

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Golvellius

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: IMO this was one of the best endings ever. The villain you killed just joined you and the princess and the 3 of you walked in direction of the sun. If they made Golvellius 2 using these 3 characters it would have been better than the next coming of Jesus.

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Great Golf

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Only Mario Golf was a good golf game IMO

Rating: n/a

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Great Volleyball

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Thanks Brad but can you explain me why does women wears clothing in society? I mean even with undies it would be enough to cover everything no? They should always be in undies only everywhere except if they are fat they should be worked to the bone in order for normal people to have a good stress free like and ugly girls should be slaves too.

Rating: n/a

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Hang On (Card)

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dunno about the card version but Hang On was like Road Rash with less violence which is still awesome in my book.

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Heavyweight Champ

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Heavyweight fags. Real men are not heavy

Rating: n/a

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Heroes of the Lance

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sounds like a good site. Maybe I'll create an account and you'll immediatly recognize me. I'm pretty sure 90 % of the ''mother''fuckers in this world are on alexkidd.com anyway.

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Home Alone

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The last time I've ever worked for her I told her I ejaculated in her soups forever. She tried to get up but I was too fast. I pinned her down her wheelchair and fucked her like there was no tomorrow. She died after or during the sex and that's how I ended up in prison for the fourth time.

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Impossible Mission

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've seen videos of it and it would appears it's not a bad game at all.

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Indiana Jones

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: They never made any good Indiana Jones games.

Rating: n/a

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Joe Montana Football

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Football and hockeys are the hardest games to fuck up.

Rating: n/a

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Kenseiden

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Can we have sex with Demons without getting disgusting diseases?

Rating: n/a

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Klax

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never played it but I thought it was some kind of precursor to Guitar Homo

Rating: n/a

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Krustys Fun House

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I guess even the Simpsons can be good in video games forma.

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Kung Fu Kid

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Actually played this one and it was not too bad except you only could kick and jump but it was one of the first game ever where you could wall jump. Still the bosses where not too bad and it was really fun, worth the try.

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Laser Ghost

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Can we rape ghosts?

Rating: n/a

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Lemmings

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damn freaking Lemmings talk about an awesome game

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Line of Fire

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shooters still were way more badass here than on the NES.

Rating: n/a

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Lord of the Sword

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It was an ok game but I think it had a really good feel. Could have been better and if it was it would have beaten Faxanadu EASILY.

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Lucky Dime Caper

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it on the Game Gear and it was really awesome. Disney games could be really gay but most of the times they were great hits.

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Mak Kong

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Skinny bitches riding cocks are better.

Rating: n/a

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Marble Madness

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: i think there's a better genesis version out there.

Rating: n/a

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Master Chess

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who is he? He sounds like a fisherman

Rating: n/a

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Master of Darkness

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Better than Castlevania. Sure I played the heck out of Castlevania but sorry the death and the room before it were impossible and it's coming from a guy that finished most Contra and Ghouls'N Ghost games.

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Mercs

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Come on guys we all know I'm the only heterosexual person here.

Rating: n/a

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Read the mood rain... As for this game I guess the Genesis version is better but haven't tried both. I would be funny if Natalie was a real woman in real life. There are no old school gamers women, that would be too awesome.

Rating: n/a

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Mirracle Warriors

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hope he made a fucking copy of his novel. We could commercialize that shit and get tons of like minded people on this site. Anyways Miracle warriors was badass and it's on the top rpg off the era, maybe top 10

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Monic Castle Dragao

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah as I said before there are sick fantaisies and sick fantaisies. Nothing wrong with having sex with family members every once in a while you know. Anyway Roy I brought the gun not only to defend myself against bandits and the drug cartel of Mexico during the travel but also to shoot dead trannies on the spot. That'll show them, trying to fuck with me.

Rating: n/a

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Monster Maker

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hey... If a mom is hot(but not mine) I sure as hell would fuck her. Fucking the mom of your best friend if she is hot is really cool.

Rating: n/a

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Montezumas Revenge

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You really have no imagination Peter. Go back to fucking that Natalie fat cunt whore bitch.

Rating: n/a

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Mortal Kombat

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I played the 2 and I was surprised, there even where Fatalities included.

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Mortal Kombat 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep I played it too and it was not too bad.

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My Hero

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It has been a long time Paul. I'm glad to say I destroyed and burn 1000 copies of this game. Sadly I was caught again so I will need to postpone my chase. They are still hesitating between death penalty and lifetime prison. I don't give a fuck I'll get out before that. these fuckers are still trying to decide if I'm more of a serial killer or a serial rapist, hahaha how stupid of them.

Rating: n/a

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Ninja Gaiden

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep one of the top platformers of the system up there with Sonic, AlexKidd and wonderboy

Rating: n/a

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Olympic Gold

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck olympics games except when women are scantily dressed

Rating: n/a

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Out Run

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It was awesome and you had a bimbo in the car too

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Pacmania

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I find legos to be sexually appealing

Rating: n/a

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Paperboy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDE
Comments: I'd love to try once but at least I'd drop a good 300 kilos of potpourri and Bam totally livable environment. Just need to find a sewer hole in a not too crowded street and bam just like a ninja never seen never known.

Rating: n/a

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Penguin Land

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ray? More like Gay

Rating: n/a

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PGA Tour Golf

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The only good golf game is Mario Golf

Rating: n/a

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Phantasy Star

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I still haven't gotten much far, the first random encounters are really hard but I'll get back to this game soon enough. One of the best SMS games without a doubt.

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PitPot

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: Half an hour is not enough in my book

Rating: n/a

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Populous

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not my kind of game

Rating: n/a

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Power Strike

2012-08-24
From: Blublade
Comments: Thanks for telling us a little more about yourself. I don't remember my first time but I sure do know that I turned into a serial rapist soon enough after that. After I believe around my 40-50 rape I also turned into a serial murder. Such is life.

Rating: n/a

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Predator 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I loved the first predator movie.

Rating: n/a

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Prince of Persia

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If it's the same game as the Genesis/SNES version then I don't see the point of playing it.

Rating: n/a

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Pro Wrestling

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: More like pro gay dancing and hitting each others.

Rating: n/a

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Psycho Fox

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I agree too thanks Rain for these reviews. Psycho Fox is definitely better than Mario in all regards too.

Rating: n/a

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Putt Putter Golf

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: She's secretly a man you fucktard

Rating: n/a

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Quartet

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: My guess is it's a good game.

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R-Type

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck man these graphics looks as good as the SNES.

Rating: n/a

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Rainbow Islands

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Me too I like it more kinda platforming game than puzzle platform game stuff

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Rambo III

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Guess I'll play this game when I'll have time. Forced to read? Just admit you masturbate to these stories every day. Good boy. There's also serious reviews scattered around the site/games. Anyways for reviews we need to play the game by ourselves in order to truly knows if they are worth it so reviews are kind of useless.

Rating: n/a

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Rampage

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it, much better than the NES version, we have one character more ( the badass wolf) Get ouf of here Sam you fucking fag don't ever come back here

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Rastan

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Thanks you fucking homo I have an erection after the ''Change my panties''. Still haven't played Rastan but I've played the other barbare games where they asked if I wanted to visit amazons first or rugged men land. Pfff.

Rating: n/a

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RC Grand Prix

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It looks a little like micro machines

Rating: n/a

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Renegade

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Double Dragon is too hard.

Rating: n/a

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Road Rash

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well I love these games but I'm also a serial killer and rapist on the run so I guess it did not work that much for me.

Rating: n/a

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Road Run Demolition

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are the one being a bitch

Rating: n/a

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Robocop 3

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well he's fucking Ron Paul, the savior of America you fag.

Rating: n/a

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Rocky

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Man that game sucked dude. And Rocky is a fag for not raping your stupid cunt you homosexual

Rating: n/a

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Running Battle

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Tentacle rape is offputting. Raping some whore so hard she ends up liking it is awesome. There's nothing like some cunt telling you how she has a boyfriend during the first minutes and the next hour yelling your name while panting hard.

Rating: n/a

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Sagaia [Darius 2]

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Taito are legendary

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Scramble Spirits

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You should sell that novel, most fucktards around here would kill for it. Me I've already killed countless time so I guess killing would be useless for me.

Rating: n/a

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Scramble Spirits

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've played this game and it was not too bad for a shooter I guess

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Secret Commando

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's not a fucking commando clone it's Ikari Warrior clones and it sucks a little.

Rating:

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SegaTourn. Golf

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There's something about being outside that is awesome but as actual playing goes yep better playing this game

Rating: n/a

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Sensible Soccer

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it and oh god it sucked so much

Rating:

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Shadow Dancer

2012-08-24
From: BlubLade
Comments: Inferior version to the Genesis game.

Rating:

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Shadow of the Beast

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Just played it. Dear god it was really really bad.

Rating:

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Shinobi

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Totally agrees

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Simpsons Vs. Space Mutants

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shitty except for masturbation material. Don't ask.

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Slap Shot

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Why does that guy looks like a serial killer?

Rating: n/a

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Sonic Spinball

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I tried to be friendly with hedgehogs once. Needless to say my dick was not needleless anymore.

Rating: n/a

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Really good game another 10, liked the SMS ones and LOVED the genesis ones.

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I did not like the first level but still a sucess

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Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did not like the Sonic sprite on this one

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Space Harrier

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I prefers the 3 D badass version

Rating: n/a

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Speedball

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I see well I'll keep that in mind when I'll play it.

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Speedball 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: MY BALLS

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Is that the same gay Sam that lurked around here 10 years ago? Holy shit these spells works. so much dramas happened in here, so who should I call first. I don't have any girlfriends and I want to use the magic to get one night stand and load of unprotected sex with women that loves their husbands. My dream is to cuckold the whole nation.

Rating: n/a

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Spider Man

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If I were him I'd die from that disease. Fuck him andy you.

Rating: n/a

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Spy vs. Spy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: SPY VS SPY JAMES BONDDD

Rating: n/a

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Star Wars

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Probably better on the SNES/Genesis.

Rating:

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Streets of Rage

2012-08-24
From: Blublade
Comments: Rape is not real.

Rating: n/a

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Strider

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I played it lately and it's nowhere near as good as the Genesis version.

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Strider 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it on the Game Gear... piece of shit game

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Summer Games

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: Fucking right Ron she did exactly that but instead of joining the military I turned into a serial rapist and after that a serial killer. Story of my life.

Rating: n/a

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Super Off Road Race

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Saint Paul

Rating: n/a

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Super Smash TV

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: In two weeks I will play every single SMS games.

Rating: n/a

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Super Space Invader

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Then it's awesome.

Rating: n/a

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Super Tennis

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wimbledon I and II are the best Tennis games of the system. not that shit

Rating:

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Superman

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I was ironic you moron

Rating: n/a

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Taz Mania

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Mot half bad

Rating:

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Taz Mania 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: That's right

Rating: n/a

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Tecmo World Soccer 93

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I had sex with a soccer mom once.

Rating: n/a

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Teddy Boy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep it was not bad at all

Rating:

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Tennis Ace

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: havnt plaued it but wimbledon ii was goofd

Rating: n/a

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Terminator

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Much better on the Genesis.

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The Ninja

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Don,t project your fantasies on manly pirates you sick fuck. As for this game it's hard but awesome, kinda the same hard and awesome as Captain Silver.

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Time Soldiers

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: FEELING LIKE A WOMAN TU TU TUDUTU TU TU

Rating: n/a

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Tom and Jerry

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Better than the SNES game. God.

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