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2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Dude. Take a piss in a waterbottle. Store it. Wait three months. Open it. It will be blood red and smells like all hell. You could probably kill someone if you made them drink this.
Rating: n/a
2013-04-09
From: Sam (more)
Comments: So today after I was finished administering a good dicking to my girlfriend I go to the bathroom to clean up like I always do. This time I had to take a dump so I'm about to throw the condom into the toilet to get rid of it when an idea comes to me. I put four fingers into the open end of the condom and stretch it out and hold it up to my hole and crap into the condom. A perfect smooth finely tapered poop. It slides all the way down into the bottom of the condom coming to rest in the pool of ejaculate, and displacing some of it so that it flows up the sides of the turd. Perfect! It fits like a banana in its skin. Then I look at my creation, wondering if anything could possibly be more awesome. Then i clip my toenails and drop them in for good measure. I take the whole thing, hold the opening over the faucet and start filling it with warm water. I'm thinking of all the awesome things I could do with my newly acquired disease balloon. Running all the different scenarios through my head. Trying to select the single most awesome one. "This is going to be epic." I tell myself. I take it off the tap, it's about the size of a softball now. I go to tie it at the end, and I have the bit stretched around my fingers, ready to put the tip through the loop and complete the knot, when it slips out of my grip because the freshly unrolled end was still lubricated. It starts spewing it's payload before it even hits the floor! It lands on my foot, bounces a little and empties itself all over my white socks. My girlfriend, who is still in the bedroom, is startled to hear me yell "FUUUUUCK!" from the bathroom. She then opens the door to check on me and is greeted by the sight of her boyfriend standing in a puddle of $hit stew with a limp condom at his feet. Then she just stares for a moment. Dumbfounded. Like she can't believe what's happening or she doesn't want to believe. There is poo, (you know what) and toenails on the floor. On the walls, the mirror, on me. While her brain tries to make sense of the scene in front of her, I slam the door in her face, which seems to snap her out of the daze. "What the hell!? What the hell did you do!?" she screams, like she's about to cry. I feel regret. Not for what I did, but for what I could have done. It smells now. I dry off with her towel then drop it on the floor covering what part of the mess I can. I put on my cool face and exit the bathroom, gently shutting the door behind me. My girlfriend eyes me, I know she's waiting for an explanation. But I don't think she could handle it. So I walk past her without saying anything. I put on my coat and tell her, "It's getting kind of late. I'm going to head home." She just stares at me with that dumb look on her face. I drop my poo socks in her mailbox and walk home. That was the last time I would hear from her. But I had something better now. A dream. I would make another.
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2012-01-20
From: BluBlade (more)
Comments: But some black person will fling their poop at me too. Geez this is hard.
Rating: n/a
2011-12-03
From: Peter (more)
Comments: One way is to simply use that word in their presence. An ape will either do nothing or fling its crap at you, while a person of African heritage will beat the living shit out of you for saying it. With good cause, too.
Rating: n/a
2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I still have an hard time to differenciate niggers from primates. Could anyone help me with some simple tips ?
Rating: n/a
2011-08-15
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Yes, he was, Paul. I wonder, though, if his son's death during the Great War forced him to reexamine his imperialist and jingoistic rhetoric. Also, if you're out there, Natalie, I want you back girl.
Rating: n/a
2011-04-25
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Rudyard Kipling was an ass.
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2010-04-02
From: Mogly (more)
Comments: Incredible graphic for an 8-bits!
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2008-07-23
From: Fabiana (more)
Comments: Esse jogo era demais!! Muito engraçado.
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2007-11-19
From: BallBuster321 (more)
Comments: I know this game is based on a movie from disney and now that movie is a game for the master system.
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2006-08-01
From: leeroy (more)
Comments: this game is racist!!!
Rating: n/a
2006-07-31
From: comando (more)
Comments: although i never played the game it looks like a fun experience
Rating: n/a
2006-07-07
From: !!!!!!!"""""£££ (more)
Comments: the film was a wonderful masterpiece and so was the game
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2005-08-12
From: ãðéàì (more)
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2005-07-22
From: Echo (more)
Comments: I just love the jungle book. I love the merchandise, the games, the books, and more. I'm just addicted to it, espiecially Mowgli, oh what a cutie, even in red.
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2005-01-27
From: vidushi (more)
Comments: 09415316400
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2005-01-27
From: vidushi (more)
Comments: 09415316400
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2004-10-02
From: elias (more)
Comments: IwantMogleeDVD now
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2002-10-14
From: Tom (more)
Comments: banana boy, swish
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2002-06-04
From: Katja (more)
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2002-05-29
From: apokalypt (more)
Comments: hmm moglee jumps a little bit crazy and the game is also in the easiest level very hard.
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2002-05-21
From: Ro (more)
Comments: I love Baloo the Bear. What a bond he had with Mowgli. This was my favorite Disney film, because it was based in India. King Louie\'s song is my best one, ya know. \"I Wanna Be Like You\". Shere Khan just hates fire!
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2001-05-27
From: Angel (more)
Comments: No onoso e pinchojuego pero si pudiera vajarlo mne alegraria muho con estrta madre
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2001-05-15
From: _|_ (more)
Comments: putz!
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2001-05-04
From: Carrandas (more)
Comments: This is a reasonable game. Just collect enough relics to go to the next round. I loved the fight with the huge snake. Best thing is the music.
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