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2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: What is this i Don't even
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2013-03-14
From: Sam (more)
Comments: I was never raped by my father. It was consensual! But when it comes to your father, I certainly put the "sensual" in "non-consensual".
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2013-03-13
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I understand Sam. The pain of being butt raped by your own father countless times must have been terrible but that does not give you the right to say these bad things.
Rating: n/a
2013-03-12
From: Sam (more)
Comments: You're too ugly to rape so I kicked the shit out of you instead
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2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: You were right
Rating: n/a
2012-06-30
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Okay, but better teach yourself Portuguese instead.
Rating: n/a
2012-06-28
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Holy shit did you guys knew the Master System is still alive and well in Brazil? They released a new version in 2008. Damn That's it I'm learning spanish and I know where I'll go when I'm out of the fucking NW America.
Rating: n/a
2012-05-16
From: Rain (more)
Comments: this game is only really worth it if you have 2 or more people to play against. 1 player is quite pointless.
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2012-01-19
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Well, you gotta be careful with that kind of attitude, BluBlaDe. Misogyny tends to be a self-fulfilling prophecy: if you go into relationships with the thought that most women are gold-diggers or are just out to use men for their own ends, that is exactly the kind of woman that you're going to end up with. Women with self-respect and who are looking for mutually meaningful relationships probably aren't going to be interested in a guy that looks down on them and thinks that they're only after his money or whatever. Plus, the kind of guy that is always bitching about women using sex is exactly the same kind of guy that does and says anything to a woman to get sex and, thus, throws a hissy fit when a woman dares to manipulate a man.
Rating: n/a
2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I've been going to a really good site, MGTOW or men goes their own way and it is really awesome and manly, you ought check it out asap. I may even suscribe on it who knows but I'm reading it now and it is badass. It says that in today's society women mostly use sex as a chip bargain.
Rating: n/a
2011-11-29
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Women don't hate sex, BluBlaDe. They hate sex with you. Hell, they hate sex with me, too. No matter, because soon enough all women will realize that they are better off as lesbians and all men will realize that they'll be better off fucking life-like female androids.
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2011-11-27
From: Reptilekung (more)
Comments: I guess jerry remembered that my ultimate fantasy was to fuck a girl with no legs! Jerry started feeling up her big tits, he slowly rotated audry around on my love muscle until she was literally spinning on my dick like a record on a turntable! Unable to contain myself any longer, I unloaded a huge load of spunk on her!
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2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Did anyone masturbated furiously on the Dark Queen and that bikini on the cover ? Jacker offer you are badass sir. I JUST LOVE IT when we don't see the face of these women. It shows that they are nothing more than object and that is the truth my friends. Case you piece of shit I beat you everydays and that bitch on the cover is an object. Wayne M I remember you on the Bubble Bobble you bastard don't insult that game anymore. D'accord avec toi Alex superbe jeu. MIKE HAYES I'M GOING TO KILL YOU Patricia prend l'émulateur Kega Fusion et télécharge la rom et suces moi aussi. Steve at least she did not rape you. I wonder why she did that on your bed but not with you. Ryan I am hard. That story of yours is awesome. Sex is a wonderful thing that sadly women HATES. Derek you too are a man amongst man. Philip you are sick.
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2011-09-25
From: Paul (more)
Comments: That is exactly what I was talking about, Peter. Less than two months ago in your post below you were chastising people FOR writing their stupid little sex stories and now you're encouraging it! What a dipshit....
Rating: n/a
2011-09-24
From: Philip (more)
Comments: I don't know, Peter, I don't know. While I agree with you for the most part, you must admit that the world is absolutely full of sick, sick people, some of which are bound to be women. And surely some of those are bound to prey upon boys, even their own sons. Even a cursory internet search reveals any number of support groups for survivors of female sexual predators, even groups concerned with incest. So, while I agree that most of the stories here are either jokes or incest fantasies being passed off as reality, one must be open to the possibility that these kinds of things really do happen. As a case in point, my own mother used to make me ejaculate into her morning coffee every day before school. This went on for years, from ages fourteen to nineteen. Though because she never actually touched me I have never truly felt like a victim of sexual abuse, I still have great feelings of guilt over what had happened and I do suffer from recurring bouts of depression, most likely as a result of the aforementioned coffee ejaculations. Nightmares, too, I must say, recurring nightmares that play out the episodes over and over again in my mind as I try to rest, try to sleep. I am continually haunted by images of my semen shooting into her coffee mug as she would sit there with her breasts exposed and cupped in her hands as she bounced them up and down to "help me along". Such horrors are not easy to forget, I assure you. I cannot count the number of times I've woken up with the sound of my mother's voice ringing in my ears: "Ummm...Momma likes cream in her coffee, doesn't she". Horrible, just horrible. She would drink every last drop. Not just of the coffee, but the semen, too. Sometimes it would hit the side of the mug, sometimes it would miss altogether and fall to the floor or over her bathrobe or pajama bottoms, sometimes her slippers. Regardless, she would gather every last drop, every last glob with her fingers and either mix it into her coffee where it "belonged" or sometimes she would simply lick her fingers clean before finishing her coffee. Our relationship isn't perfect today, either, but we have, thanks to years of therapy, been able to move past the coffee ejaculating and get back to a basic understanding and loving relationship. There is, however, an often palpable tension in the mornings sometimes.
Rating: n/a
2011-08-05
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I don't believe any of that shit, I don't want to believe any of that shit. Guess what, assholes, my mom wasn't hot, your moms weren't hot. On the off chance that maybe they were hot, they sure as holy fuck wouldn't help you jerk off or some such bullshit. Fucking perverts. As for my friend's moms, there were either: a) ugly b) fat or c) ugly and fat. Beyond that they just seemed older than dirt, anyway, and certainly had little interest in molesting their children. Look, there are plenty of places on the internet were you can write that kind of sick shit (believe me, I know), but this is a site devoted to one thing: the Sega Master System. Well, two things if you count the Obama shrine that I'm in the process of creating. Remember kids, give a hoot, shoot a Republican in the face (though they do have most of the guns).
Rating: n/a
2011-07-06
From: Casey (more)
Comments: Well, if they have sons, I think all moms come to terms with masturbation on some level. My mom was understanding to the point that she realized that I was going to do it no matter what. She neither approved of, or disapproved of, my masturbation, she just accepted it as one accepts that the Sun will rise in the morning and set in the evening. In fact, she was fairly open about such matters with me, telling me that it was natural and that everybody does it, those exact words, no doubt, to be found in some book on parenting she had read. I say this because I always got the impression that for all her acceptance of my masturbation, she didn't really like that I was doing it. At the time I thought she was just a prude or a stick-in-the-mud or simply old-fashioned, but now I realize that her difficulty with the subject stemmed less from the act itself than from the result of the act, namely my semen. I doubt that a day ever went by without her finding, through her motherly duties, some evidence of my jerking off. Stained sheets, excessive tissue consumption, even the occasional gentleman's magazine. Hell, when she put away my clean socks and underwear she was likely confronted with the crusty old rag I used at night to clean up my cum. Actually, there's no "likely" about it. She flat out told me one day that she wouldn't wash it, not just with the other laundry, but at all. I either had to wash it myself or throw "that thing" away. I switched to a sock after that episode thinking that I could sneak them into the laundry with her being none the wiser. Who knew that she turned the socks inside out before washing them? Well, it wasn't long before she confronted me with a sock I had been so using and I was told that she would not be washing it either and not to use my "good" socks if I had to "do that". What is odd, though, is that she never said anything about my sheets and their stains. She changed them every two weeks and by that time they usually looked like some abstract painting. Rag? No. Sock? No. Sheets covered with whitish streaks? Okay, I guess. Regardless, I can't imagine what she would have thought about me using a pair of her panties instead of that rag, but I think it would have involved shipping me off to military school or perhaps an exorcism, something like that. She did walk in on me one day, however. She caught me standing naked in front of my bed, dick in hand, with my trusty rag in front of me and with a Victoria's Secret catalog open and next to it. I should say HER Victoria's Secret Catalog because she marched over and grabbed it up from the bed accompanied by a rather sharp, "it is NOT to be used for that!" with the tone she used for the word "that" being almost impossible for me to describe. Then, with a quick glance at the rag, she realized that, for better or for worse (I think worse), I had just finished using the catalog for "that". She let out a disgusted sort of sigh and followed it with, "who'd have thought you'd have any left" and, noticing that in my shock I was still, uh, holding on to myself, mom said, "you're done, might as well put it away" and then left. I offered a halfhearted "sorry, Mom" and got a stern, "alright, get cleaned up for dinner" in reply from the end of the hallway. She never brought it up again and I stayed away from any lingerie catalogs from that point on. I also decided to use Kleenex for most all of my cleaning up.
Rating: n/a
2011-07-06
From: Derek (more)
Comments: I used to use my mom's panties for much the same purpose, surreptitiously at first, then with her full knowledge (and blessing, for the most part). I figured I was pretty smart about it, that my mom wouldn't find out. I'd take the panties from the laundry basket, piles of dirty clothes waiting to be washed, whatever, and then I'd do what I'd do with them, smell them, lick them, rub my dick on them, normal weird crap that teenage boys do with panties. My mistake was in how I finished with them: namely, that I "finished" with them. And by "with", I really mean "in" and "on". For the dense or for any girl that might accidentally visit this website, what I'm saying is that I would cum on my mom's panties and then, and only then, put them back where I found them. Victimless crime? I thought so. Perfect crime? Well, not if your mom is who actually does the frigging laundry. It probably took her all of five seconds to realize what was going on. Panties that have been in the hamper for a day or two probably should be wet and they sure as hell shouldn't smell like semen (and kids, moms know what semen looks and smells like, that's directly related to how they came to be moms). Anyway, she knew the "what" and could easily imagine (had she wanted) the "how", but, having three teenage sons, she didn't know the "who". Direct lady that she is, she decided to ask us, and by "us" I mean ME because she asked me first for whatever reason and I immediately and sheepishly fessed up. Before I started crying or something, she assured me that she didn't really mind that I did it as long as it was with her dirty panties and not clean ones. While I wasn't sure if she understood that clean panties wouldn't have any of the appeal of dirty panties or if she was afraid that I'd put panties that I had cum on back in her underwear drawer or if it was just some sort of laundry-related rule she had in her mind, I agreed that I would only use panties that were due to be washed. She then got up and left me to do whatever, basically giving me a green light with regard to masturbating with, on, and over her panties. I've always wondered why she was so blase about it. Was it something that, however disgusting she may find it, boys my age just did? Was it, perhaps, not all that disgusting to her? Could it have been somehow flattering to her? I think that that is what we like to think, we pervs. Perhaps she understood the deeper reasons for my fascination with her underwear. Perhaps she knew that dirty panties gave a young boy answers to the questions that no centerfold model or porn movie could: what does a woman smell like, taste like? Maybe her insisting that I use her dirty laundry was a tacit understanding of a teenage boy's need to experience somehow that thing that consumes his thoughts but is otherwise difficult or impossible to experience at that age. Regardless, I love my mom and I respect and appreciate her understanding of her pervert sons.
Rating: n/a
2011-05-02
From: Ryan (more)
Comments: Never played the SMS version, but did play the NES version that my friend Chris had. Some of the games (like surfing) were cool, but others were just stupid. Anyway, speaking of Chris and speaking of mothers (see below), he and I had a rather interesting experience back when we were both around fifteen. We were at his house in his room watching some shitty VHS porn tapes (his mom had gone shopping) and aside from the normal arousal produced by porn, we found that our curiosity had been aroused to a high degree regarding what pussy actually smells and tastes like, something that any teenage boy is bound to obsess over at some point during adolescence. Both being virgins, we had had to live with that curiosity for several years, but now, somehow emboldened by the other's shared interest, we came up with a partial solution: his mom's underwear. It was I who originally floated the idea, probably because he tried not to think of his mother's pussy in the same light as that of some random porn skank, but he assented, compelled by some primal male urge to smell poontang, any poontang. As an aside, it would probably be hard for a woman to understand such a compulsion, but it really does exist for guys at that age; you want to know and experience everything about sex but have generally limited opportunities to do so. Therefore, you make the most of the opportunities that do present themselves. In other words, the teenage male does some pretty sick shit. Anyway, with Chris on board, we went to the laundry room to search through the hamper for any panties waiting to be washed. As his mom was the only female in the house, our task was quite easy, and soon we each had a couple of promising pairs of undies to examine. They were all quite clean to the naked eye, with only two bearing even the slightest hint of any staining (and by what we hardly would have known). What the eye could not reveal was left to the nose; we both lifted a pair of panties, crotch first, to our faces (he somewhat reluctantly, as it was his mom, after all) and inhaled deeply, detecting a faint, wonderful, and forever unmistakably musky odor. Pussy. Between that captivating aroma filling my nostrils and the still-fresh images of porno sluts filling my brain, I needed to jerk off. Warning Chris of what I was about to do, I dropped my pants to around my ankles and began giving myself a vigorous penile massage as I continued to enjoy the olfactory impression left by Chris' mom's pussy on that piece of thin white cotton. Chris followed, perhaps again reluctantly, though a glanced revealed to me that any reluctance on his part was not physical in nature. So, there we stood, hamper on the floor in front of us, dirty clothes everywhere, both of us with dick in hand, stroking away like mad as we each held a pair of his mom's soiled panties to our face. Unbeknownst to us, that was the scene that now confronted Chris' poor mom as she came home completely unnoticed and had made her way down the hall from the kitchen and into the laundry room. I had picked that exact moment to see if I could somehow extract, via my tongue, any residual flavor left by the pussy on the cotton. In other words, I was licking the crotch of her panties when his mom walked in on us. Our backs to the door, we didn't know anything was wrong until a bloodcurdling scream was heard, followed by an equally loud, "OH GOD! OH MY GOD!" At this we turned our heads towards the doorway, hoping that we wouldn't actually see what it was we somehow knew we would: a horrified, red-faced woman that looked like she was either about to die or about to kill us. "OH MY GOD" she continued, "GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT!" I honestly tried to oblige her, but before I could get my pants pulled back up she set herself upon us, pushing me out of the way, and slapping, spanking Chris hard on his ass four, then five, then six times, his rapidly deflating dick flopping up and down with each blow (guess he wasn't a masochist). Her anger somewhat dissipated, she stopped, but again shouted, "GO! GET OUT! GET OUT" adding, for my benefit, "GO HOME NOW!" I sort of shrugged to Chris and got the hell out of there. Didn't go over to his house again for quite a while after that. His mom was pretty well disgusted by the sight of us that day, and I can't say that I blame her, but eventually she got over it or at least understood that teenage boys are just sick, sick creatures and there's nothing to do but accept it. Hell, a minute or two later and I would have been using those same panties to catch my load, so it could have been worse.
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2011-04-11
From: Steve (more)
Comments: Anyway, I mentioned that story because she was from California, Canoga Park specifically. Is that kind of behavior one of the "California Games". I would think not, but not having played this game, I am left to wonder. She (my mother) would sit at my desk after she was done and eat the banana that she had used to satisfy herself.
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2011-04-11
From: Steve (more)
Comments: When I was younger, say eleven or twelve, my mother would come into my room at night and, believing I was asleep, vigorously fuck herself with a banana until achieving orgasm. She would do so standing up, with one leg up on my bed. I always pretended to be asleep, but with her moaning and the rather loud, wet smacking noises that banana made going in and out of her vagina, she could hardly think that I wouldn't know.
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2010-10-12
From: Bird + Hacky Sa (more)
Comments: This is the game I put in when my non-gamer friends came over and we had nothing else to do...
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2010-04-02
From: Arnold (more)
Comments: Outstanding sondtrack, playability and graphics. Among the greatest 8-bit games ever!
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2008-04-15
From: ShaG (more)
Comments: One of the most fun sporting games to hit console even years later still gives ps2 etc. a run for there money. <3 bmx hacky sack half pipe etc. just found the skating to boring
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2008-02-16
From: Swift (more)
Comments: I liked the surfing dude most...however, skating was also fun...
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2008-02-15
From: Chalfont (more)
Comments: My favourite part was the discus
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2008-01-14
From: Swift (more)
Comments: Played this one a lot. Even now, so many years later, my gf and I sometimes dig up the game and play against each other.
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2008-01-12
From: fdh (more)
Comments: fdh
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2007-06-20
From: Vagner (xalala) (more)
Comments: Aqui so tem americano!?? gostaria de saber como faço pra baixar no meu computador o jogo de Alex kidd in miracle world.. (dowload free alex kidd in miracle world) ??????????????????..tanks!!!
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2007-04-22
From: cossieboy (more)
Comments: one of the best master system games ever, play with friends
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2007-03-05
From: MJ (more)
Comments: This game was sick, BMX and Surfing was the best and footbag sucked balls, if u beat a high score and match the 3 cards u could get a sweet bike, fast surfboard or slower footbag (to do more tricks) kickturns, backflips, skating and falling on banana peels, fucked up frisbee, hitting george the seagull with the footbag, ahaha great memories.
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2007-02-15
From: HOTBALLS (more)
Comments: I loved the part where I land on my head and break my neck while skateboarding "GAMEOVER"
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2006-12-28
From: Daniel G. (more)
Comments: California Games for the Master System is one of the all-times-super-duper-blockbuster-greatest-hits! Right beside: Wonderboy, R-Type, Sonic, Castel of Illusion, Aleste and Zillion. The 16 bit Mega Drive version just looks better. But it hasn't near the heart of this one. Besides the Frisbee event was missing. The title song is from the 60's and I think it's title is the name of a girl. Like Lou Anne or so.
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2006-12-19
From: Kenda (more)
Comments: I Had A SMS 2 as a kid...I was a only child and used to keep myself company with this game. I remember been like 5 years old and begging my mum to rent this from the video store. Love it. Fond memories...
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2006-09-22
From: gustavo (more)
Comments: let´s do it, parkner web cam, hot mail guide
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2006-09-22
From: gustavo (more)
Comments: alex kidd too is very good rsssssssss, what is the game OMAR CORNUT IN the MIRACLE WORLD? is a clone from alex kidd?
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2006-09-22
From: Gustavo (more)
Comments: cara, sou um craque em jogar esse tal de Jogos de California. sou fã do bolsa pé, surfe, patins, skate, disco voador. parceiro, sou um fã desse game alex kidd no mundo mirácuo também é legal
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2006-09-07
From: Rick (more)
Comments: a legendary game i used to play this at my uncle's house all the time along with the greatest games ever the wonder boy series although i did find the surfing & skateboarding very tough to get big points on this is a game which brings back many happy memories
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2006-08-11
From: Jossee (more)
Comments: Pathetic.
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2006-07-28
From: Pedro (more)
Comments: I wanna know the name of the music of title screen... Please if anyone knows please, sende me a e-mail (phip33@bol.com.br). Thank You too much
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2006-07-27
From: Peter Parker (more)
Comments: Doda - Left outside kick followed by head butt followed by right outside kick. Reverse Doda - Right outside kick followed by head butt followed by left outside kick.
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2006-04-03
From: Stimie (more)
Comments: One of those games that was on every system. Amazing! Love thos tits!
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2006-03-19
From: the cloudmaster (more)
Comments: unrealistic hacking.. one of the cornier games.
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2006-02-27
From: Great Gavini (more)
Comments: Great game. I've played the Genesis/Mega Drive version, but the SMS version is FAR better.
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2005-11-16
From: Jake (more)
Comments: I wasted countless hours of my life on this game and loved every minute of it....best game for Sega Master System
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2005-08-08
From: een (more)
Comments: I love it! Possibly the greatest game ever!
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2005-07-28
From: yokosukaman (more)
Comments: que recuerdos me trae este juego...Me gusta, engancha, aunke corto, su musica es recordable.I like this game, it gives me beautifulls memories... The music´s good, but´s very short...
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2005-06-15
From: reefer (more)
Comments: this game is awesome ilove it also!!!!!!!!!!!
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2005-06-13
From: gh (more)
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2005-04-15
From: kyle (more)
Comments: this game is retarted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2005-04-09
From: stace (more)
Comments: brill. a classic game gotta buy a sega for this game loved it2 bits
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2005-03-13
From: John W. Booth (more)
Comments: That seagull should take a giant shit on that nigger's head while he's playing footbag.
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2005-02-26
From: patricia (more)
Comments: coment ont fait pour jouer a se jeux la ki a laire foule cool
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2004-11-13
From: hyhy (more)
Comments: fat
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2004-10-16
From: t (more)
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2004-10-05
From: aprat (more)
Comments: Good
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2004-09-10
From: Viktoria (more)
Comments: sweet memories!
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2004-08-30
From: melissa (more)
Comments: oooohhh baby if only i can get my hands on you one more time, we would have fun.. california games is like the best game everrrrrrrr.. good music, even better graphix.. haha
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2004-07-02
From: nick owen (more)
Comments: there is no game that can beat this except for sonic
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2004-05-19
From: knows (more)
Comments: psychofox.com
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2004-05-19
From: needstoknow (more)
Comments: where is it possible to download this game. There has to be somewhere, anyone?
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2004-03-04
From: Jnerd (more)
Comments: This game was better for the computer and Winter Games was the best one of that series.
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2004-02-09
From: popoopop (more)
Comments: opopopop
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2004-02-08
From: etezildo (more)
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2003-12-09
From: Galcian (more)
Comments: Wanna d/l the California Games 8-bit music? Grab it off #GameMusic @ irc.xelium.net irc://irc.xelium.net/gamemusic
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2003-11-12
From: Semen (more)
Comments: I gave a ten AK performance when I masturbated to that picture.
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2003-10-08
From: kwesZte (more)
Comments: one of the best i ever played!! peace
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2003-08-17
From: abedalkareem (more)
Comments: maaaaaaaaaaaa slaaaaaaaaaaameh
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2003-08-15
From: kombo (more)
Comments: cool!
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2003-08-10
From: cad (more)
Comments: sucs ass the lamest piece of shit ever
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2003-07-25
From: ... (more)
Comments: hewooo presh?
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2003-07-14
From: forcefull (more)
Comments: sadly i was a deprived child and never had a sega so i never mastered it like my friends did. but now ive got some roms and yesterday i surfed for the whole time limit in one go! second best sms game ever after alex kidd in miracle world and wonderboy in monsterland tied for first
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2003-06-10
From: youuuuuuuuuuuuu (more)
Comments: where can i download it?????????? 420 blaze evryday till ya cant breath
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2003-05-19
From: Ro (more)
Comments: This is the granddaddy of extreme sports games. This beat the NES version. The SMS did what Nintendidn't.
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2003-05-08
From: riad (more)
Comments: comment jouer le jue de alexkidd mirac
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2003-05-08
From: Wi Wi Jumbo (more)
Comments: Several people have mentioned that they have masturbated with the help of the girl pictured on the box cover. To each his own, I guess, but the idea of masturbating to, or fantasizing about, an essentially headless woman is anathema to my own tastes. A woman should never be just a body. I can't claim to have never objectified women, but I do need to know what the entire woman looks like. A woman's face is the very essence of her beauty, a window into her soul. Without it, there can be no real connection, even if that connection never exists anywhere but in a young boy's fantasies. The game is okay, but video games should really center around things that you can't just go outside and do.
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2003-05-04
From: NiftySwifty (more)
Comments: One of the best master system games EVER. Always a talking point whenever classic games are mentioned. Superb!
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2003-04-18
From: janine (more)
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2003-03-13
From: onofre (more)
Comments: Es la ostia yo vibrava sobre todo con los gráficos. Is "laostia" i vibrate with the graphics
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2003-03-13
From: Jacko (more)
Comments: CG1 is way better than part 2, i tell u hear and now, part 2 is poor. but CG1 is a great game, although i only know how to play hackie! the rest ill figure out some other time
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2003-03-11
From: lord of the swo (more)
Comments: by the way, verry good game! even after playing it for hours the chalenge is still there to break your records.
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2003-03-03
From: Jacko (more)
Comments: I have fond Childhood memories of this game!! its a bewty!! i could never really understand the surfing bit though, what are u meant 2 do? i mean really???? awesome game all the same though
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2003-02-25
From: JJ (more)
Comments: DONT FEED THE BEARS
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2003-01-28
From: Marc (more)
Comments: I grew up with this game after one of my bro's mates bought it back in the 80s. I even had a league in my house with some village buddies in 1996! Didn't you have to select a team sponsor like 'Kawasaki - let the good times roll' or Ocean Pacific or something? Flying disk and surfing were best!
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2003-01-25
From: Victor (more)
Comments: cool soundtrak
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2003-01-15
From: Master_Falco (more)
Comments: Easily one of the Best SMS games, I grew up with this game and Ive put countless hours into it, My favourite game in it was Surfing because it was simple and flawless, especially if you get the better board. I love this game and it will always remain high up on my fav games list. and if someone knows were I can find a flash version of the surfing or can make a flash version of it plz email me. SMS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
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2002-12-14
From: trimar (more)
Comments: EL MEJOR JUEGO DE LA HISTORIA!!! DONDE LO PUEDO CONSEGUIR?
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2002-12-07
From: Andy (more)
Comments: this was the greatest game ever. i want 2 download it from somewhere!
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2002-12-02
From: Kerry (more)
Comments: I used to LOVE this game as a kid! A perfect ten of course!
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2002-10-27
From: Punisher (more)
Comments: This a very cool game. Anybody knows the name of the song that plays on the surf stage? If you know, please contact me.
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2002-08-27
From: Le vick (more)
Comments: One of the best ever. A perfect ten!
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2002-08-19
From: t (more)
Comments: o
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2002-08-19
From: sam frazier (more)
Comments: who wants to die ima 16 year old slut and ima eat yo children
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2002-08-07
From: mop (more)
Comments: Just a philanthropic request as far as the surfing is concerned:can anyone tell me how in hell could i possibly pass the last damned wave?I have already made thousants of attempts.But who the fuck cares a fuck!
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2002-07-21
From: ffsdf (more)
Comments: sei la nunca joguei.hahahaha
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2002-07-10
From: Mike Hayes (more)
Comments: Please dont burn me at the steak for this but...... this game was alot better on the NES!! Sorry!!!
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2002-07-03
From: Lucas (more)
Comments: Eu gosto de música, rock ou grunge. toco violão
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2002-06-01
From: adalam (more)
Comments: I want a game like with fucking a girl and rape her with erotic pubishment
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2002-05-07
From: fooks ing (more)
Comments: This game is the shit. i always beat off to it and sing asian songs. i am also gay mabey thats why i like it as well, cause the surfer is so fuccen hot.
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2002-05-03
From: will young (more)
Comments: Now why do so many people love this \"skeggy\" maybe even \"hungary jacks kids\" type of game. Why don\'t you fuckin saddo\'s get off your cunting arse and ride a fucking real BMX. The only thing californa dreams fans can do in real life like their computer counterparts is too play with their happy sacks! And why oh why do some of you cronic virgin cases yap on and on about the bitch on the cover ever seen a real girl, no I don\'t think so. So guys and put on your sexist\'s cardigan and go out there and met some real girls!!!
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2002-04-20
From: SMS Gamer 86 (more)
Comments: This game was just pure entertainment. The BMX biking was my favorite game, doing those 360 flips was awesome. I\'ll never forget one time when I was on the half pipe the screen started shaking as if an earthquake was going on, and when it was over one of the letters from the \"HOLLYWOOD\" sign had tipped over!!! I swear it happened and I never could get it to happen again!
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2002-03-27
From: CHOKANO (more)
Comments: THIS GAME IS FUCKING GOOD.THE GIRL OF THE COVER IS A BITCH. A TOMAR POR CULO YANKIS DE MIERDA.BORRACHOS DE INTERNET.LA BOLA HUKY ES LA OSTIA BENDITA.¿OS SALE EL ESCORPION SAVE BACKWARDS?GET OVER HERE!!!!.SKATE OR DIE! PAJEROS DE MIERDA
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2002-03-25
From: Alex (more)
Comments: super!!! fabuleux!!!! c\'est mon premier jeux sur sega master system et il est pour moi le meilleur jeux sur cette machine
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2002-03-08
From: George the Seag (more)
Comments: I wish people would stop hitting me with the fucking footbag, it really does my head in.
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2002-01-29
From: Egle Kidd (more)
Comments: You don´t even have to like sports, beach, or whatever to enjoy this game. I always remember about the fun I had, getting me and 7 more friends to play this game. And I don´t know why, but it is a much better game than the Genesis version (don´t let me go on the PC or NES versions!).
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2002-01-29
From: Eran (more)
Comments: This game rules im telling u, but i can honestly tell u all that i know the chick on the cover she used to work with my mom. If anyone wants to e mail me i can prove it 2 u by showing u a pic of me and her
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2002-01-25
From: liquid_sky (more)
Comments: i dunno.. it had beter graphics but the hack game wasent nearly as good as it was on the atari 2600... but hitting the seagull is great
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2002-01-16
From: maicon (more)
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2002-01-10
From: The Overtaker (more)
Comments: Esse é louco.
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2001-12-15
From: Harry Sack (more)
Comments: THIS GAME IS SICK BUT I CAN\'T DO ALL THE TRICKS IN FOOTBAG
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2001-12-09
From: David (more)
Comments: Meu biguleto fede!!!!!
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2001-09-29
From: Theodore1 (more)
Comments: With games like this, no wonder the Master System went down cause after about two seconds with this piece of crap you\'ll want to hurl. Nintendo rules!
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2001-09-09
From: Playboy Skatebo (more)
Comments: Rob Van Dam, you have never experienced the joy of having your first handjob while dreaming about fucking a girl with a body like the one in the cover of this game. I still take the box every once in a while and remember that wonderful, marvelous time of my life with joy in my heart while my girlfriend gets naked while dancing music from \"The Beachboys\". My first handjob... the memories... the things my right hand and I have done.... naughty.....
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2001-07-25
From: Revolt (more)
Comments: This game rocks, every time i play it, it gets even more fun.Its a great multiplayer game to. And the surfing game is really fun. HANG TEN
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2001-07-25
From: Rob Van Dam (more)
Comments: Why dose everyone praise this game. I reckon it is pretty crappy. some stages are ok for about 15 mins but after that it is just shit. yet nobody ever agrees with me! Better then Strider though!
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2001-07-21
From: Ron Jon (more)
Comments: My childhood was very sad too, thanks to some japanese guy I had the chance to have one friend: The Sega Master System. And California Games gave me the chance to have a girlfriend: The girl on the cover of the game. Soy un perdedor, I´m a loser baby, so why dont you kill me? Soy un perdedor, I´m a loser baby, so why dont you kill me? I am searious about this, but I am also not ashamed.
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2001-07-21
From: Colin (more)
Comments: a good game!
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2001-07-13
From: Billy Moore (more)
Comments: my all time favourite sms game (after columns)
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2001-07-10
From: Wayne M (more)
Comments: I like to jerk off. I give my Jerk Off Skills a perfect 10
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2001-07-10
From: XYZZY boy (more)
Comments: My very first handjob was in honor of the girl on the cover of this game....hmmm I guess I have to go to the bathroom.
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2001-06-24
From: CASE (more)
Comments: I LOVE THIS GAME, NOBODY ON THIS PLANET CAN BEAT ME AT IT. AND THE GIRL ON THE COVER OF THE GAME BOX HAS NO TITS.
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2001-06-18
From: RODRIGO (more)
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2001-06-07
From: dc79 (more)
Comments: The controls are really strange at the start but you get use to them. What is fun is that every event is very different from the other in gameplay. Also they are relatively short events so it doesn't require much time to play. Good for when you are waiting for the pasta to cook or the bathroom to get freed up. Now, if you have three cards, 3 sides to each card, and you need to match three to win something, shouldn't you win on average once every nine times. Then why the &$%$ do I have to play it 100 times to win? This game proves statistics wrong! Actually, if you enter Nokio as your name you are guaranteed a win! Must be the name of the creator's kid or something. And a question.....how do you do a reverse doda. Its not in the manual.
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2001-06-07
From: NetLink-1 (more)
Comments: California Games is a treat! With 6 different sports to play, it will keep you busy. Cool day-glow colors and simple graphics makes this title a keeper for you collection. Hang ten, dude!
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2001-06-07
From: NetLink-1 (more)
Comments: California Games is a treat! With 6 different sports to play, it will keep you busy. Cool day-glow colors and simple graphics makes this title a keeper for you collection. Hang ten, dude!
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2001-05-23
From: ~~ç (more)
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2001-05-04
From: MidiDump (more)
Comments: Have any of you guys got the three spining cards when you beat the record and get a super charged surfboard/BMX/hackisack????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ such a sad childhood!! but im not ashamed.
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2001-05-01
From: Mathew Moore (more)
Comments: This is a good game to play with friends. It's not great. It's not bad. Fun.
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2001-05-01
From: jacker offer (more)
Comments: i jacked off to the girl in the cover right now it feels sooooo gooodddd ohhhhh
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2001-05-01
From: ra (more)
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2001-04-28
From: gatopardu (more)
Comments: Very good game
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2001-04-19
From: chupetera (more)
Comments: ---------------------------------------------------
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2001-04-16
From: nicolás pasquar (more)
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2001-04-12
From: Andrew Paul (more)
Comments: This game is quite boring...I prefer Califonia Games 2 it has better events, much better & it is funny as well, but i can only give this game..eh.....let..me...think...eh 3!
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2001-04-11
From: Breck! (more)
Comments: Extraordinary game, one of the best SMS games ever. The graphics and sounds rule.
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2001-04-11
From: David Smith (more)
Comments: This is the greatest game of all time, so we must respect it
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2001-03-27
From: Knuckles-128bit (more)
Comments: This is game is pretty good, but it could have cool grafics just as other Master System games do. Knuckles-128bit knuckles.echidna@bol.com.br
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2001-03-27
From: valentin (more)
Comments: california make me crazy when I was young
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2001-03-26
From: wayne m. (more)
Comments: California Games made in 1987? What happened to the coke snorting contest. Anyhow, this game really blows. THe graphics suck and the events are really boring.
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2001-03-20
From: revolt (more)
Comments: if possible i would give this game 11/10 but i am allowed only 10 alex kidd's
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2001-03-19
From: dvdfvcd (more)
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2001-03-10
From: gavin delahunty (more)
Comments: Its awson surfing and bmx and frisby are the best
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2001-03-09
From: Peter Gibbins (more)
Comments: It's been a long time since I played this but I still hum the main tune on my way to work, great graphics for the time but I think the thing that attracted me all that time ago was the pic of the girl in the bikini on the cover..of course I've grown up now........
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2001-03-03
From: Rick Lappeman (more)
Comments: A great conversion of a classic game but unfortunately not one with much lastability as some old games still have. Good to play if you have a spare 20 minutes
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2001-02-27
From: Pop up Pirate (more)
Comments: tres bien
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2001-02-26
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: Definitly on the top 10. awesome stuff. i am always really into the surfing, and i have yet to complete all of the tricks on foot bag. gotta go play!!!!
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2001-02-25
From: bob (more)
Comments: this game is sick
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2001-02-22
From: Reese Forbes (more)
Comments: This game has got to be one of the best SMS games around I LOVE IT
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