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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I am speechless, I am sorry for trying to be all badass and a part of your world, I'm just a normal dude that never did go to prison. Except that time I raped that fucking whore. But that story is for another time and another game somewhere in the comments.
Rating: n/a
2012-08-23
From: Chuck (more)
Comments: The man that fathered me was killed in a prison riot. Know who killed him? I did. He made some bad choices inside and I had to stick up for my gang-brothers.
Rating: n/a
2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I am the man that fathered you.
Rating: n/a
2012-08-16
From: Chuck (more)
Comments: How did you know? Indeed, my middle name is Norris, my full name being Chuck Norris Isafag.
Rating: n/a
2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Chuck you forgot to mention that your middle name is Norris. That's why you got so much sex.
Rating: n/a
2011-08-21
From: Chuck (more)
Comments: All the 3D games sucked scrotum, but I used to get more pussy than I could handle back in the day just by walking around with the 3D glasses on. Yup, I'd go to the park or a shopping mall or any other place with a lot of happenin' tail and, as long as I was wearing those seemingly stupid glasses, I would invariably get propositioned by some lucky and thoroughly seduced lady (or girl!). It was a simpler time back then, though. Thanks SEGA.
Rating: n/a
2011-04-26
From: Paul (more)
Comments: I haven't played it, but as someone else once mentioned on this site, Sega got into the habit of having box art cooler than the games it represented. I have little doubt that that was the case with this shitloaf.
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2008-07-15
From: Infernal (more)
Comments: This game is mostly fun and enjoyable, though it does not take a lot of time and craftiness for any players to realize that the vertical laser is indeed the most powerful weapon in the game.It's far easier to outstrip any bosses and other enemies that appear when you use it.
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2007-11-19
From: Cubana (more)
Comments: WARNING!WARNING!WORST GAME NAME EVER! Note: sorry for the drill but blade eagle 3-D!?! It's like an eagle's wings got cut off and replaced with blades wile wearing 3-D glasses.Because of that i am giving it a N/A out of 10.Deal with it.
Rating: n/a
2007-03-19
From: Wacker (more)
Comments: The next one to talk is a faggot ;)
Rating: n/a
2006-05-06
From: Sam (more)
Comments: To give you credit peter, this has amused me a little. nice one man.
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2006-05-05
From: Sam (more)
Comments: My music taste rules. |Ive already asked kiera.... she refused to answer me.
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2006-05-05
From: Sam (more)
Comments: I reckon Kiera has got big nipple bases, Richard think her cunt stinks... Cast your votes people!
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2006-04-18
From: daaaaahoooooo (more)
Comments: i like sega master system, its coooooool. nintendo is fun too, but sms is better. cant we all just get along?
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2006-03-10
From: Edimervaldo (more)
Comments: The game is very good and vicious. But it is hard too. And the lasers are the best weapons. When you have one, DO NOT take another P capsule.
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2002-08-22
From: Efrain Casillas (more)
Comments: Yes I'm gay and I am 27 years old looking for men over 50 because they have experience and they can fuck me in the ass while I give my other mate a blow job.
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2002-04-29
From: Conrad (more)
Comments: Well this was the last sms game i ever bought. Its a cool game... dont have any 3D glasses... still kicks
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2001-07-18
From: G00L (more)
Comments: The game is ok and the 3D effect is cool. I don't like that if you shut one to fire you loss the 3D effect.
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2001-04-11
From: Breck! (more)
Comments: This is my favourite 3D game (and my favourite SMS shooter). The 3D effects are very realistic, and the game is VERY hard.
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2001-03-18
From: NetLink-1 (more)
Comments: Blade Eagle has weak 3D effects. Game gets boring after awhile. Try Maze Hunter and Missile Defense for fun gameplay and excellent 3D effects! This message was created with a Sega Saturn! Sega #1
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2001-03-08
From: FUCK DA HOS (more)
Comments: YO YO YO I BE FUCKIN DA HOS AND BITCHES IN DA JOINT WE BE SMOKIN DA CRACK AND GETTING IN HEAT WITH DA LADIEZ. WE YO WORD UP. dog lol
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2001-02-24
From: Kid Icarus (more)
Comments: This seems like it is a very cool game. I've never played it fully because I have no 3D glasses. One thing I can say is it damn hard. I think the scrolling in and out to be a cool feature.
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