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2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Played it. Absolute classic. Hands down the best 8 bit racing AND bike game of all times. Just remember to always buy the engine upgrade and to tip down when you jump.
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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Looks like Paperboy on a bike and without journals, house, gay people... Ok only the view is the same as paperboy, I guess some kind of excitebike with the paperboy view but I haven't tried this game yet.
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2012-08-13
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Well, a game like this is meant to be completed; from a competitive standpoint you're racing the clock, not anyone else. It's all about your time, brother. Time.
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2012-05-16
From: Rain (more)
Comments: as soon as me and my mate turned this game on we were both like 'WHOA!' and it was Freakin amazing. but i think we managed to finish the game completely within the 1st night. so playability was great but the length of the game lets it down in the end
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2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Well I guess it still has its use despite the disgusting stories and the sick people.
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2012-01-18
From: Rick (more)
Comments: Fuck this site? FUCK YOU!
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2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: ... fuck this site
Rating: n/a
2011-12-05
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Et tu, Bobby?
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2011-12-05
From: Bobby (more)
Comments: Now, there were times when I would let my daughter shower with me. And, yes, on occasion I did get erections in her presence, but it was not due to some sick pedophilic attraction to her or anything. She'd never fail to notice it, of course, and would often grab onto it. We'd both laugh and laugh, but I'd tell her that she shouldn't do that with daddy. One time I was shampooing myself and, for whatever reason at the time, I got a particularly rigid erection and before I knew it my daughter had taken the head of my penis into her mouth. I recoiled in shock and scolded her rather harshly for doing that. She ran, still wet, from the shower, crying her eyes out the whole way to her room. Her mother ran in to ask me what had happened and I told her. She laughed about it, but I could tell that she was pissed at our daughter for trying to steal "her man". She went to our daughter's room, ostensibly to talk about what had happened, though I believe it was just to get a read on our daughter's intentions towards me. By the time I got there to apologize for overreacting, they were hugging, apparently having come to some kind of understanding. However, my wife never quite looked at our daughter the same way after that, but the upshot was that the sex she and I had that night was some of the best of our marriage, probably because she was trying to earn her keep sexually instead of losing me to our daughter's obvious sexual advances.
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2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Good to see a relatively normal person on these grounds ! I usually oblige my females to shave too. Let's just say the last one that did not obey is not around anymore. Heh heh heh.
Rating: n/a
2011-12-01
From: Bobby (more)
Comments: Yeah, there's way too much of this mother/sister shit on here. Sounds like closet homo talk if you ask me. Saw my mom naked once and threw up. Nasty! Paid for sex ever since, with a few girlfriends here and there, too. And I always make them shave their pussy, except for this one chick I dated who had huge pussy lips hanging down. It was a wild scene, but from a distance it kinda looked like a tiny little penis dangling between her legs and I wasn't having any of that shit! So I granted her a special pubic hair dispensation and she grew a healthy bush to cover that crap up. Had to keep it trimmed, though.
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2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: This one will take a long time to read. So many comments about mom's. And then there's that guy named rich that bathed with his mom because the water was too expensive. Geez man WHY NOT JUST LET HER BATH AND THEN GO INTO THE BATH AFTER SHE IS OUT ? WHAT THE HELL ? It saddens me that 80 % of these mothers aren't even hot.
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2011-11-24
From: Perry (more)
Comments: I had a dirt bike growing up. It was fun, too, until I broke both my wrists in a crash when I was sixteen. It is hard for a teenage boy to function properly for months without being able to move his wrists, if you catch my meaning. Luckily for me, my mom decided that, for the benefit of my recovery, she would bear the load, so to speak, and give me handjobs a couple times a week so as to unburden me. It was an uncomfortable situation for the both of us, frankly, but I really did appreciate her helping me this way. Incidentally, she would catch my semen in her left hand and then go to the bathroom and wash it off.
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2011-11-13
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Don't tell me how to live, Danny!
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2011-09-25
From: Danny (more)
Comments: One of my favorites, even if it probably isn't one of the best SMS games. If anyone out there is still playing it, my advice would be to always go for the engine upgrade. The suspension is tempting, but get the engine and work on your own skills for mastering the jumps.
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2011-08-20
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Well, Rich, I think that that is more the norm than the rest of the perverts here would have you believe. My mom would often touch my little pee-pee while helping me bathe. Used to make me drop my cigarette into the water. Pissed me off.
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2011-07-09
From: Rich (more)
Comments: Well, I believe in corporal punishment about as much as I believe in that story being true, but I do have a somewhat related story about my own mother that I often think of with a certain fondness. We were pretty poor growing up, with a two bedroom one bathroom little cracker box house. Anyway, up until I was maybe ten or so, I would shower with my mother to save both time and money (municipal water isn't free). As I grew a little older, around six or seven, I started getting erections in the shower as a result of who knows what; the soapy water, the washing and scrubbing of certain strategic areas, an early appreciation of the naked female form, whatever. In any event, my mother would never fail to comment on my "state", but all she'd ever say was "you really like mommy, don't you?" and I would innocently respond "yes", utterly oblivious to any sort of sexual innuendo. Sometimes she'd even give it a quick little squeeze as she helped me rinse off. There was absolutely nothing sexual about it, and nothing of the sort ever happened during my adolescence. My mother was open about sexual matters, but she made sure to respect my privacy and I tried to repay her by always respecting hers. Regardless, we eventually moved into a house with a lavish two bathrooms and this (and the fact that I was just too old to be showering with mommy anymore) meant that these small moments of tenderness had to come to an end.
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2011-07-09
From: Neil (more)
Comments: I was always something of a trouble maker growing up and it fell to my mother, being the "single parent" in our cozy little single parent household, to discipline me. She actually took to it with relish, I guess, because she spanked my sister and I for damn near anything. Just spankings mind you, not beatings, and it wasn't as if I, in particular, didn't deserve most all of what I got. Puberty, however, began to present my mother with something of a quandary. Whenever I got in trouble, she would call me over to where she was and pull down my pants and underwear and spank my ass until she felt I had learned my lesson. Throughout childhood, this arrangement had presented no problems, but as I grew from boy to man her strikes to my backside starting having an unconscious sexual reaction for me. In other words, I would get erections as she spanked me. This started when I was thirteen or fourteen and they weren't full-on boners, but they were noticeable to all present, nonetheless. At first my mother tried to ignore them and go on with the spanking, but usually by the end of my punishment my dick would be pointing straight out. That is, when it wasn't bouncing up and down with every slap of her hand. After a few weeks of this, she would have me hold onto it while she spanked me to keep it from flapping about. Predictably (to me at least) this did stop the flapping, but did nothing to actually stop me from getting aroused. Despite all this, she still liked to pretend it wasn't even happening or that it was no big deal. That changed, though, when I started to get erections before the spankings. She'd call me over for my disciplining, pull down my pants, and by the time her hands were back up to the waistband of my underwear I would have a raging hard-on. This situation, that I was getting aroused by the thought of her spanking me, seemed to set her off. She'd yank down my underwear and slap my penis with her hand over and over, sometimes five times, sometimes ten or more. Regardless, though, it had the opposite effect of what I believe she intended. Maybe some dicks don't like getting slapped, but mine did. With a harder-than-ever penis defiantly waving in her face, she grew more and more frustrated. One day she ended up grabbing it with her left hand while continuing to spank me with her right. She gripped it damn hard, painfully so, but as I bucked from the spanking it would cause my penis to slide back and forth ever so slightly within her hand. What happened next, however obvious to anyone reading this, surprised both of us. I ejaculated in her hand, into her hand, in fact, although most of the semen ended up falling to the floor. She screamed and yelled at me to get out, to go to my room. I did, oddly satisfied, and we never spoke of the incident again. It was my very last spanking, as a matter of fact. Not wanting a repeat performance, my mother must have decided to take her chances with groundings and other manners of disciplinary action. So kids, if your parents spank you and you've had enough, just have an orgasm during the spanking and that will probably be the end of it. Unless they're perverts, or something.
Rating: n/a
2011-05-08
From: Brad (more)
Comments: I heard a kid at my school talking about this game and how cool it was, so I went home and asked my parents if I could have it for a present. Unfortunately, I thought the kid at school said "Enduro Raper". My parents, my mother especially, were mortified that such a game would exist and that their son would want it. My dad punched a hole in the wall, kicked over our TV, and stormed out, leaving my mom to punish me for my insolence. She stripped me from the waist down and spanked me as I stood. For whatever reason, I soon managed an erection and, needless to say, this did nothing to temper my mother's rage at my insensitivity towards the victims of sexual violence that she believed lay at the heart of my gift request. Angry and embarrassed by my turgid member waving defiantly in the air, she pulled me roughly down onto her lap to continue administering my punishment. This had the unintended consequence of placing my penis directly between my mother's thighs and as she continued to strike my backside, my manhood would be forced to slide up and down against the soft denim of her Lee jeans until, another minute into my punishment, I climaxed with a grunt, covering the inside of her pant legs with semen. Not realizing this, she continued for a few moments more before letting me up and telling me to go to my room. It was then she noticed what I had done between her warm thighs. Horrified, she choked back vomit and the beginnings of tears as she took a swipe at me as I tried to run, not remembering that my pants were around my ankles at the time. I quickly fell and made the mistake of rolling over onto my back. My mother then grabbed a hold of both my penis and my scrotum with one hand, yanking roughly and screaming that I was a pervert and that she didn't know where she went wrong with me. My dad never did come back. My mom never talked about what happened that day ever again. I never got Enduro Racer for a gift, but I played it on an emulator a couple of years ago and it was pretty good.
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2011-04-26
From: Scott (more)
Comments: Loved this game when I was a kid. I was also lucky enough to have an actual dirt bike when I was young, which was awesome. In fact, one of my fondest memories was when my little girlfriend at the time (we were only like thirteen so it was completely innocent) asked me to take her for a ride on my dirt bike through the woods behind my house. No problem, so we darted off into the woods with her grabbing onto my waist pretty tight as we went. Anyway, the first jump I hit went okay, but when we landed she bounced up and hit her head on a low-lying tree branch that I honestly forgot to warn her about (though the recent dry weather had made the branch sag much more than usual). She was knocked out cold, but as soon as I got off the bike to see about her I noticed that she was breathing okay. Long story short: I took her pants off and diddled her really good while she was unconscious. I even tasted her puss, there was definitely a urine taste to it, but it was real sweet otherwise. Being presented with what I thought at the time was a once in a lifetime opportunity, it goes without saying that I rubbed my dick up and down her slit for a good couple of minutes. Weird thing is, she got really wet from it, slippery as all hell. Then, after a quick look at her little boobs, I ejaculated into the bushes, pulled her pants back up, and started to see if I could revive her. She had a concussion, but turned out fine, not as fine as I did that day, though. Kids, huh?
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2007-09-27
From: darq (more)
Comments: Fantastic! ...a bit too short... but an AWESOME game!
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2007-04-22
From: cossieboy (more)
Comments: fun isometic racer
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2007-03-05
From: MJ (more)
Comments: I stil play this one on an emulator cause its addictive, go around the jumps after you've had fun jumping over them cause they slow u down, fuck those 1930's cars and other bikers off, wheres the shoot button?
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2006-08-24
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2005-02-15 From: pondermuffin (more) Comments: Too much rouge, so unbecoming of a lady.
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2006-08-24
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2005-01-17 From: the voices!!!! (more) Comments: seas of methane?? try to steal that, you damn communists!!!
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2006-08-24
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2004-12-16 From: the voices!!!! (more) Comments: if we weren't meant to masturbate, we wouldn't be able to reach our genitals
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2006-01-05
From: flexiblewang (more)
Comments: I've raced enduro's and MX for years, this game is kinda gay. NES had sega beat on this I'm sad to say. excitebike is a classic. I only got enduro raver because it was really cool in the arcade.
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2005-11-25
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Ha!
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2005-08-20
From: Petrit (more)
Comments: I still remember.In that time I was 11 years old and went to my village and played during all the day and night.It was unforgetable time.
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2004-12-17
From: Life Rider (more)
Comments: 6' 17" 14
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2004-10-29
From: Enduro Geisterf (more)
Comments: Griaßt eich, das Spiel ist nicht schlecht. Kann man bei einem schönen Glas Rotwein genießen. Hello, this game is not bad. It could be tast with a bottle of wine! Was für ein seltsamer Text, what a strange text! Meine Meinung: 7 Punkte. My Opinion: 7 Points.
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2004-10-15
From: big balls (more)
Comments: I like the part when the bike turns around and fucks you in your BITCH ASS!!!!
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2004-02-02
From: JJ (more)
Comments: I love watching people fall off bikes, especially when cornering so they go sliding off and hit the wall. Hilarious.
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2003-12-15
From: nick wilson (more)
Comments: this is the best game ever it beats the crap out of todays games ive just brought it for the second time & im still loving it
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2003-11-16
From: Brido (more)
Comments: Excellent retro title thats still fun today. OK the arcade version was better but this still plays excellently.
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2003-10-31
From: Whitley (more)
Comments: Pure simple fun, not like the shit today, not great, but enjoyable. Great choice for that quick retro gaming fix.
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2003-10-05
From: lil z (more)
Comments: AHHH THIS GAME FUCKING SUX DUDE... U GUYS R REALLY DUMB IF U LIK IT
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2003-06-07
From: Onan (more)
Comments: This game was pretty good, but not great. Controlling your jumping was often problematical and I always had difficulty choosing between upgrading my engine or my suspension. I also think dune buggies and motorcycles should not be in the same race. Serious injuries would be likely to occur. Writing about this game has reminded me of possibly the greatest unfulfilled dream of my childhood: owning and operating a dirt bike, though the owning part is of secondary importance. There was nothing I wanted more when I was a young lad. I imagine that I'll never own one because of how one's priorities change as they age. As consolation I have the fact that everyone I knew that had a dirt bike suffered some sort of painful injury as a result.
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2003-03-29
From: pete (more)
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2003-01-28
From: Marc (more)
Comments: The very first Master System game i ever played, on the old MS1. I think i sold it for a fiver in 1991. Doh!
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2002-09-30
From: Jacko (more)
Comments: Not too bad, gets a bit boring, but either way its still pretty kewl
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2002-09-22
From: Drakillya (more)
Comments: This game is crap but the arcade version was better its fun... for a few secons
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2002-08-28
From: bob (more)
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2002-08-01
From: Rudolf Inderst (more)
Comments: If you got a RUN, you simply got a RUN. Push it.
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2002-07-02
From: Apocalypse (more)
Comments: great game, bit easy but loads of fun...
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2002-06-11
From: Lee (more)
Comments: just bought it for £2 loving it as always though :)
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2002-03-16
From: B (more)
Comments: When I got this game, the graphics were all screwy the first time I tried to play it. The second time, The game screwed up and showed the SEGA MARK III sign. It was cool.
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2002-02-03
From: Simon Vangampel (more)
Comments: I like to take the jumps.I love it when the vehicles explode.
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2002-01-23
From: Jon (more)
Comments: Fantastic
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2002-01-23
From: Shawn (more)
Comments: This was a terrific game, BIG air and big fun!
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2001-11-14
From: morten (more)
Comments: this game is so great the grafik is just great!!!!
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2001-11-03
From: Matteo (more)
Comments: This game is not only for SMS, but for Commodore 64! the music of the commodore is fantastik (the music are of david whittaker good composer:) , download the C=64 version! is graet! ps when I\' have a new record in this game a pull up on this message board
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2001-07-22
From: system master (more)
Comments: class
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2001-07-17
From: G00L (more)
Comments: It is a great dirt bike game. I like the camera angles. I wished it was two player though.
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2001-06-13
From: NetLink-1 (more)
Comments: WOW! You talk about fun. Enduro Racer is nothing but fun. Awesome graphics, cool tracks, buy parts, this game has it all. Sega scores big points with this game!
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2001-05-24
From: Matteo (more)
Comments: hello I'm italian fan of the sega master sistem! in the 1996 (I had 10 years, now I'm 15) I have this record time 6"03"62 ,and 135 cars...is good? I don't remember! if semobody have a best record contact me please!!!!!
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2001-05-17
From: Anthony (more)
Comments: don't like this game thought it was cheezy and kind of hard except for the code for it
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2001-05-06
From: Le Spank (more)
Comments: EVERYONE had this game on their master system. Spend nuff hours trying to beat it! classic master system! loving it!!!
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2001-04-23
From: George W Bush (more)
Comments: i think bill clinton is not a good player. this ga´me is great!!!!!!!
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2001-03-30
From: Bill Clinton (more)
Comments: I thought this game was really good at the beginning but when I died it was game over! No 'continue' or nothing. In my opinion this game is bloody annoying! I HATE IT!
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2001-03-26
From: Richard (more)
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2001-03-18
From: Justin (more)
Comments: This a sweeet game!!!
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2001-03-10
From: segacollection. (more)
Comments: Average-Good. Bit samey after a while..and the 'end of game' music is really crappy and hurt my ears, LOL. My sister LOVES this game, I think its just 'OK'. Segacollection.com
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2001-03-09
From: M3k (more)
Comments: I had this game its a classic, And i still play it, i had my console for over 12 years and its still going
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2001-03-01
From: Ro (more)
Comments: I like the arcade version of this game, better. I love dirt bikes. If any of you has a Nintendo 64, grab Excitebike 64.
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2001-02-26
From: tschabi (more)
Comments: ist ein ganz nettes spiel,sms typisch
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2001-02-20
From: Derf (more)
Comments: This game is not bad but the arcade version was a full 3d game like Outrun. I was disappointed. Of course, a 3d game on the SMS would have sucked anyway.
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