Heroes of the Lance

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[29003-50] - published by US Gold. Average Reader Rating: 6.50

 


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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Sounds like a good site. Maybe I'll create an account and you'll immediatly recognize me. I'm pretty sure 90 % of the ''mother''fuckers in this world are on alexkidd.com anyway.

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2012-02-14
From: Ron   (
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Comments: Yeah, Brazil is like fuck Thunderdome when it comes to anything sexual. Watch out for trannies down there. Speaking of us perverts feeling normal, it's super fucking fun to mess with all the weirdos here: www.topix.com/forum/news/sex

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2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: It can lead to good things too. One time I could not resist and I just had to flee to Brazilia. I lived 8 years out there and they still are selling Master System here ! This is fucking crazy ! I brought my gameboy advance and they practically made me god of their village. I only came back 1 year ago and I started commenting on this site. A lot of disgusting incestual people out there. It makes me ( a rapist/pedophile/sex criminal) one of the most average guy here. This place is fucked up my friend.

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2012-02-13
From: Ron   (
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Comments: Pedophiles are sick, no doubt about it, but there isn't anything wrong with showing girls over the age of say eleven or twelve your dick every now and again. You should never touch them or make them touch you, I can't stress that enough, but they love to see what you've got down there.

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2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Children too make you feels big. Just saying, maybe we'll start getting incestual pedophiles around here, we never knows.

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2011-12-02
From: Scott   (
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Comments: That seems pretty plausible to me, though I can't speak for Lance there. I think that's why I gravitate towards Asian women myself. Whether it's true or not, they make you feel big.

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2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: I have a theory : Maybe that whore fucked only small puerto ricans cocks ? You were probably the only one big enough to feel her like that.

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2011-08-21
From: Lance   (
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Comments: I used to throw some of my hard-earned money the way of this cute little titless Puerto Rican whore named Rosa. I don't know what she did, but she kept it tight. Busy as she was, she kept it tight. Kegels, maybe? Anyway, she always liked how my name was Lance as it seemed more than a little appropriate with regard to our relationship, consisting as it did of her being impaled on my turgid member. Think I'll go see her when I get out.

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2011-07-07
From: Brad   (
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Comments: Saw a porno one time with this exact title, no shit. It was one of those extra shitty pornos where the protagonist (the main fucker) is supposed to have this unusually large crank but he's really (and obviously) just wearing a ridiculously large strap-on. Gee, why does that dude not take his speedo off? Oh, I don't know, maybe because his dick would come off with 'em. Do people really buy that shit? Seems to be making a comeback of sorts, too, in recent years, especially with regard to improbably large penises blasting out improbably large loads onto the improbably delighted faces of young women. And yes, I do know a lot about porn. When you're a youth pastor, you pretty much have to nowadays.

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2011-05-23
From: the voices!!!!   (
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Comments: she wished to taste me, but it was only a dream. was there not a time it wasn't, though??

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2011-04-26
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Not worth the money...so true. I feel for our parents that had to spend their hard-earned money on such crap just to make us happy and now that the money to be spent on games is mine, I've found that next to none of them are ever really worth the money.

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2010-01-02
From: Martin W.   (
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Comments: Weak game, was not worth the money..

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2006-08-28
From: Drew Meister   (
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Comments: Ah OK then.....

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2006-08-20
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Damn! Another careless mistake on my part. That's what I get for trying to type while I masturbate. Live and learn, I guess.

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2006-08-20
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Hereos of the Lance? More like Loads of the Pants.

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