Cheese Cat-Astrophe

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[?] - published by SEGA. Average Reader Rating: 6.15

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2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: I got around playing it, it was pretty weird, standard platformer where you could throw your hat and there was an underground world + and upper world. Not too bad but not too great either.

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2012-08-18
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Bobby, you're a fucking idiot. Tits are great, sure, but pussy is the whole point. So Mr. "tits are really the most important thing", how 'bout you jump on a plane to Brazil and have yourself a gay old time fucking all the fake-titted tranny horse-suckers down there while us real heterosexuals stay here and fuck pussy. Asshole.

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2011-12-01
From: BlublaDe   (
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Comments: At least that bastard did not sue you. Good job. Boobies are great.

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2011-12-01
From: Bobby   (
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Comments: I like a nice, smooth pussy, too, but tits are really the most important thing. I mean, don't you need something to play with while you're doing them in the butt or vagina? I know I do. Yeah, tits are great. I remember one time I was shooting the breeze with this new guy at work and we started talking about women and shit. It was all fun and games until he starts telling me about his girlfriend and he says, he actually says this, he say her tits are TOO BIG! Can you believe that shit?! Well, I punched him square in the face when he said that. Got fired for it, too, but I'd do it again and have no regrets. Looked that bitch up afterwards, too. FYI they were fucking big, but too big? Shit...

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2011-11-29
From: Scott   (
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Comments: Never. Had my share of authentic Canadian beaver pelt, too. You got any sisters? They might have had some of ol' Scott's love up in 'em. Regardless, about 90% of dudes that don't like hair down there are closet pedophiles; that way when they're fucking their wives or girlfriends, they can pretend that it's little Sally down the street or whatever. Sick fuck.

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2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Than your tastes are wrong. Change them this instant

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2011-11-28
From: Scott   (
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Comments: I like a hairy pussy.

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2011-11-28
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Retardados huh Thiago ? You piece of rat. Peter you are fucking right and you sounds like a normal person. What the fuck happened ? Sam left you ? Paul I agree with you too. Maybe this game makes people go normal ? Scott you are sadly wrong, japanese almost never shave. What disgusting hairy pussies they have. Fuck this site is manly.

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2011-09-07
From: Scott   (
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Comments: Well, Pete, you better get rid of Ivan Fago while you're at it, too. I had heard that Dolph Lundgren had gone crazy, but shit!

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2011-08-17
From: Scott   (
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Comments: Peter, use your powers for good...bring back that picture of the Japanese chick giving herself a shit-shower, pixelated pussy and all. Do it for your loyal minions here, Peter. I beseech thee.

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2011-07-05
From: Scott   (
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Comments: Indeed, Scott, but as you well know, the cruel irony of Japanese porn is that you take what are, arguably, some of the most aesthetically pleasing pussies in the world (that of Japanese women) and yet, through the crime of pixelation, we are denied the pleasure of even seeing these beautiful pudenda (with their pinks and browns and every color in between). My tastes aren't scatological, either, but pixelating pussies has to stop! FREE THE MEAT!

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2011-05-10
From: Brad   (
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Comments: When was this game made? I thought Speedy Gonzalez had long fallen out of favor by the time the Master System rolled around. While he was no Frito Bandito, Speedy wasn't an accurate representation of the realities of peasant life in Mexico. Of course, it was just a stupid cartoon.

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2011-04-21
From: Paul   (
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Comments: I remember the shit geyser that Peter was alluding to below. Nasty fucking shit, both literally and figuratively. Now, I like porn, a lot of different porn, but that was just sick. What a waste of a Japanese chick's nether-places.

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2007-09-20
From: seganer   (
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Comments: cool game!

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2007-08-26
From: flavio88   (
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2006-08-19
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Anyone else remember when this page was blessed with photograph of a comely young Japanese lady defacating onto her herself. That was a wild scene, my friend, though I don't really understand the appeal that some find in such an act.

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2006-07-20
From: Jose-Raul   (
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Comments: Loonytoons is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2006-07-11
From: Stimie   (
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Comments: You damn right!

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2005-12-27
From: Sam   (
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Comments: No one gives a fuck about you or your fucking game gear

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2003-12-30
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Thiago from Bra  (more)
Comments: damn! i brasillian! I have this game ! I have much games for master system of tec toy!! tec toy rules!! :) abraços a todos vocês, seu americanos retardados! :) Thiago Barcellos from Brazil!

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2003-05-06
From: Holy Shit!   (
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Comments: Looks like that bitch below is having the cheese catastrophe. I rate that a one for damaging forever my untarnished image of pornography. That is unpleasant.

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2002-11-21
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Phil Lancaster  (more)
Comments: This game was the final ever MS game in the UK and it's not very good. A bog standard platformer, with flickery scrolling and Speedy that rat moves far too quickly. Pretty easy, but for collectors only.

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2002-10-08
From: Serious Toni   (
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Comments: Nice Game, very good balanced !

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