From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Edward Teach from 2003... It's actually the real life pirate ! Not the more known one in One Piece ! Awesome.
From: Perry (more)
Comments: Me and my buddy used to draw pubic hair on his sister's Barbies. She actually seemed to like the idea, having just come into pubic hair of her own at the time, but one time she showed Barbie's new bush to her mom and, well, mom was pissed. We both got yelled at pretty good and were referred to as perverts more than once, but she got over it soon enough. We did it in pencil, after all.
From: Lance (more)
Comments: You're my kind of guy, Scott. Not in a homo way, though, just so you know. I used to go over to my friend's house and we'd rub our dongs all over his sister's Barbies. We'd stick her little arms out and make it look like she was hugging and holding on to our boners for all she was worth. I'd cum in Barbie's hair. Man, his sister would get so mad at us!
From: Scott (more)
Comments: Anyone else have fantasies about Tinker Bell playing with your knob? I know you couldn't have sex with her or anything, but she could straddle the shaft of your dick while rubbing the head with both of her little hands.
From: PEN15 (more)
Comments: I remember this. It had much more colours and indepth gameplay than the horrible megadrive version or even that sega mega cd stinker.
From: Sam (more)
Comments: oh shit, i think ive made a mess in my trousers
From: eggs one (more)
Comments: when doe sthe egg fry up my bum
From: Ryan (more)
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: when the greedy fleshforms cease to clinging to the eggplants in early morn, then (and only then) will the pumpkins roam free. You are the source for all their anguish, and one day YOU WILL PAY! Damn you Ray Liotta!
From: JJ (more)
Comments: "Hook" ? "Fuck", more like.
From: Edward Teach (more)
Comments: It is important to understand the difference between homosexual acts and actual homosexuality. As a pirate, I've engaged in countless acts of sodomy, but I never lost my desire for the fairer sex. These homosexual contacts were out of necessity as there were no women aboard ship for the many months we would be at sea. Just thought I'd shed some light on the matter. Also, if you are gay, there's nothing to be ashamed of. If people can't accept who you are, lop their heads off with your cutlass.
From: FUCK DIS SHIT (more)
Comments: WHAT IN THE FUCKIN HELL IS THIS SHIT FUCK FUCKIN SHITTYEST GAME I EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKIN LIFE PRAB GREWAL THE NEXT WORLD CUP CHAMPION REMBER DAT NAME SUCKAAZ PRAB GREWAL!
From: cetin (more)
From: mike hunt (more)
Comments: ooooooooooh god yes! suck it! ooooooooooooooooh! make me blow my wad! oh shit i'm on the wrong damn page again!