Die Hard 2

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2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: You need to change them. When I end up inevitably ejaculating inside them they smell like my sperm so I can't use them anymoar.

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2013-02-15
From: Peter   (
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Comments: That's a very disturbing story, Ray. Shame on you and shame on her for finding a bald man attractive. Did you keep any of her dirty panties, though? I love sniffing a pair of panties that a girl has gotten all creamy over. If you're careful, the smell lasts for years, much less if you're a licker.

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2012-08-29
From: Ray   (
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Comments: My sister used to get all soupy thinking about Bruce Willis. Crazy, huh? I mean, he was pretty much bald already, so what's there to get wet over?

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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Yeah I could take being called an homo and still have a good laugh about it but being compared to Sam no that's just too much man. Don't worry I take no offense since I killed Sam anyways, that's why he don't post anymore. Hope the cops won't get me again.

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2012-01-19
From: Brad   (
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Comments: Nah, you're alright, dude. I think I was a little too harsh on you.

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2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Yeah Maybe I'm being the insane one here. Maybe if I had homo sex and incest at the same time I would like it. Only thinking about it make me want to puke. Maybe I need to test it and be desentized?

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2011-11-29
From: Brad   (
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Comments: Marriage material? Uh, she is married, dude. No one saying she's beautiful, but she'd be worth a nut or two. By the way, you're the one that writes "manly" every other word. Seems to me that, between that and Sam's homo-ness, you might be trying a little too hard to stay in the closet. Don't live a lie, be true to yourself.

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2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: I am sorry Brad but you are probably a single woman trying to score some points on the internet delluding yourself that women as ugly as Parker are marriage material. HINT they are not.

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2011-08-23
From: Pete   (
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Comments: If you're trying to drive me into the arms of other websites, it's working.

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2011-07-07
From: Brad   (
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Comments: What was that movie where Bruce Willis played a cop in Pittsburgh that got demoted to river patrol for some shit? I'm asking because Sarah Jessica Parker was in it, might have been one of her earliest roles, and she looked pretty damn good. Don't give me any of that horseface or butterface bullshit, either regarding Miss Parker, because you know damn well that you'd like to hit it. Is she the most beautiful woman in the world? No. I'd be perfectly willing to give her a thorough cocking, though, that's for sure.

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2011-05-23
From: the voices!!!!   (
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Comments: what it lacks in subtlety it more than makes up for in brevity. either way, your vagina will never be the same

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2011-04-24
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Bruce Willis is kind of a dink.

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2007-08-02
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2007-07-25
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2007-03-19
From: Kamikaze   (
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Comments: No Fuckin' pictures (

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