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2013-05-19
From: BluBlade (more)
Comments: really not half bad man.
Rating: n/a
2013-03-26
From: Sam (more)
Comments: I like this game a bit.. but I have never finished it. Really should sit down and have a bloody good go on it sometime until I complete it!
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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Actually played this one and it was not too bad except you only could kick and jump but it was one of the first game ever where you could wall jump. Still the bosses where not too bad and it was really fun, worth the try.
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2012-05-16
From: Rain (more)
Comments: Another generic beat em up platformer from the era. but not a bad game. shame about its last ability. fun game to play though
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2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Fucking right Dave ! What a sick fuck he is. Wait... I hope you were kidding with the rest of that comment.
Rating: n/a
2011-11-28
From: Dave (more)
Comments: Sandusky, you're a sick fuck, here's why: you messed around with little boys, that's why. Now, I'm not saying for one minute that twelve year olds aren't attractive, because we both know they are. Truth be told, not a day goes by that I don't pop in my copy of "Pretty Baby" with Brooke Shields and jack off to her naked body. It's the Laserdisc version, too, so you actually see fuzz. Notice, if you will, the differences in what I do and what you did. Number one, you are attracted to little boys; boys are gross regardless of age. Number two, you actually diddled and sodomized said little boys. I ain't hurting nobody, Jerry. I'm on my couch beating it to a prepubescent Brooke Shields or some Disney channel jailbait flavor of the month, not butt-raping boys in a shower. Or I'm in a park taking pictures of girls and masturbating in the bushes as they play and laugh with carefree innocence, not groping some sad sack little douche in my car. To reiterate, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to hot twelve year olds, provided they are female. Frankly, they're great. They're giggly, ever-smiling little things with their lithe, taut bodies and gangly, half-awkward, half-graceful limbs bouncing about joyfully....plus they're super curious about pee-pees and wee-wees and what goes where and how hard and fast and deep it should go there. But you don't, Jerry, you don't ever show them that stuff. Wanna know the most basic difference between the two of us, besides your disgusting boy-lust? I have fantasies, you have victims. Go fuck yourself for a change, Sandusky, just like I do.
Rating: n/a
2011-11-17
From: Jerry Sandusky (more)
Comments: I like the kid part, but the kung fu part was just stupid.
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2011-08-09
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Paul, I realize we've reached something of a detente here, but I don't want you soliciting sex from child-murders here on my site. Is she kind of cute, sure, but she killed her sweet, little daughter and neither you nor your buddy should really want to double up on that ass.
Rating: n/a
2011-04-27
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Is it just me or is this Black Belt with a little kid instead of a grown-ass dude? Often it is just me, that's why I'm asking.
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2010-10-12
From: What gravity?!? (more)
Comments: The highest and longest jumping video game character...ever!
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2007-11-19
From: Swift (more)
Comments: Got the game here, but till now, I never played it... bought to many of them in one time, so I don't know which one to play first :)
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2007-11-19
From: Dean (more)
Comments: I can beat this game in 10 minutes
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2007-03-18
From: Hungerdunger (more)
Comments: This game rocks ass. All nay-sayers will be destroyed.
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2006-09-27
From: Stimie (more)
Comments: Life is pointless anyway. What else would you do with your time?
Rating: n/a
2006-09-11
From: Drew Meister (more)
Comments: You guys need to get a fucken life, you poor asses. cant you c that ur lifes r absolutly pointless and talking about games like a bunch of faggots isn't going 2 help urselves out anymore. get a life poofterz. PS I am gonna post this on every game so you'll have 2 put up with me 4efer!!!! PSS Peter you are a poor ass dumb fuck.
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2005-11-30
From: doo (more)
Comments: rate it 1 if that why was it made
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2005-11-23
From: Sam (more)
Comments: my load has rained down once again
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2005-08-25
From: LionCub (more)
Comments: YES! this really was a fun game, simple but lots of fun!! :)
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2005-08-23
From: Deathadder X (more)
Comments: There's a great deal of respect and love I have for a simple game like this and Kung Fu kid is more than deserving to be in the book of sega greats. Graphics are good for the cartoonie anime genre of fighting games and the music and soung are fun to listen to, (lvl.3 has the catchiest music), I definately recomend this game to everyone
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2005-08-20
From: Mike Hunt (more)
Comments: what the fuck? who the hell is in here taking my name? what niggers u are? oh and jay the sister fucking thing is weird. did she scooch her twat on ur game cartriges too?
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2004-11-19
From: Jay's sis (more)
Comments: Hey Jay it's me. The sis you fucked so hard while playing this game I went cross-eyed. Just wanted to say hi.
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2004-10-18
From: tom (more)
Comments: probably the 1st game i single handedly beat as a 9 year old, but as "edward asshole" put it - hella fun - even still. a game that you can't believe is over as you're watching the end credits roll....since it was so short and easy. overall, game play and music(4th level & end theme) is killer. i give it 10....big part due to the memories.....sega, i thank you nice site, by the way....
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2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward (more)
Comments: oh man, i have so much fun with this game everytime i play it....its pretty awesome, i cant beat it in like 10 minutes tho...too easy but its hella fun!!! imma give it a 5er! 5 alexs
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2004-10-09
From: mike (more)
Comments: Hey, Jay, you are sick. Seriously, seek help if rape turns you on. Consider castration if you can't control your deviant urges. Also, in regards to the game, this was the first video game I ever played, though it is not as good as I remember it.
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2004-03-19
From: Jonathan (more)
Comments: it was the best game i ever played on the internet
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2004-03-05
From: Jnerd (more)
Comments: This was a crappy tedious game. This was the kind of game that made me embarrassed to own a SMS.
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2004-02-08
From: Jay (more)
Comments: Am I the only one who really enjoyed beating the life out of the two oriental girls that you fight after the big guy with the bat. I use to just fantasize about raping them over and over again after pummeling them into the ground. Just the thought of shooting a hot load over two young orientals gets me every time.
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2004-01-08
From: Gerald (more)
Comments: I really like this game and I can beat this game under 20 minutes.
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2003-08-25
From: GERALDO (more)
Comments: THIS GAME IS AS GAY AS MY BIG NOSE. PLESE FUCK ME WITH IT
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2003-08-03
From: Twiggy (more)
Comments: Again, another game completed at an early age possibly 6, cant beleive how god they are for there time
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2003-07-02
From: Vikki (more)
Comments: Totally fun.
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2003-06-30
From: Jimmy (more)
Comments: Where I come from, you could end up getting seriously hurt if people found out you owned this mother-fucker. I knew a kid who had it and he was beaten to death after school one day by a gang of toughs. They were right to do it.
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2003-06-17
From: BIGGIE (more)
Comments: FUCK YOU, TUPAC! WHEN YO' DUMB ASS GOT SHOT ALL Y'ALLS HOMIES WENT LOOKIN' FO' PAYBACK. WHO DEY FINE? ME ME THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. DEY SHOT UP MA FAT ASS LIKE I EAT DONUTS, MUTHAFUCKA! DAT WAS SOME BULLSHIT! DIS GAME IS TIGHT, SON! AN' WHAT DA FUCK BE UP WIT MY BOY, PUFFY? WE BRUTHAS AN SHIT, BUT DAMN, DAT MUTHAFUCKA CAN'T RAP WURF SHIT! HE DA WORSE FUCKIN' RAPPA IN DA WHOLE WORLD, KID! AN DIS P. DIDDY SHIT? WHAT DA FUCK IS DAT? I'M OUT Y'ALL AND DATS FO' REAL!
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2003-04-24
From: wha? (more)
Comments: There doing a manga on this game? No way!!! where can I get it?
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2003-02-24
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: Man, you are NUTS. you really like this game.
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2003-02-24
From: Brian (from Sou (more)
Comments: "One of the best games of all time! I have written the screenplay for the anime' style series coming soon! Maybe I can convince SEGA to resurrect this much loved title for PS2/PC/XBox!
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2003-02-17
From: TUPAC (more)
Comments: DIS GAME IS PHAAAAAAAT ITS RAGOOOO IM PLAYIN IT IN JAMAIC AND IT BRING DA SMILE TO MA FACE ESPIECIALLLY WEN ME IZ HIGH U KNOW IT BLUD PEACE RESPECT WESTSIDDDDDDDDDDEE LATERZ
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2003-02-02
From: Bruno Pereira (more)
Comments: Itīs stupid.
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2003-01-25
From: Daniel (more)
Comments: If anybody wants this game just go to eBay and get it. It is well worth the 13Ģ I paid for it.
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2003-01-23
From: Bruce Lee (more)
Comments: This game is sexy
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2002-11-15
From: maad 187 (more)
Comments: TO THE ONE KNOWNAS M.BISON:u don't understand how people can still play a sms game.All riiight But u don't have to tell us what we gotta do. Play ya phukkin' playstation n'shut ya phukkin' mouth. KUNG FU KID IZ DA SHIIIT !!! this is a 1987 game
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2002-08-08
From: jj (more)
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2002-08-07
From: mop (more)
Comments: THE FIRST TIME I played this game was about 8 years ago:having rented it ,as soon as I reached the forth level,since I didn't knew how to throw stars ,I stuck and returned it back well before the time limit. THE SECOND TIME I played this game was two weeks after (I rented it from the same store) as I was helplessly obsessed to it.Having not learned the way to throw the damned stars(simply by pushing up and 1 button at the same time)I STUCKED ONCE AGAIN. Eight years of vain searching passed and I didn't find it .In the meantime i was helplessly obsessed to it. THE LAST TIME I played this game was two days ago when ,to my surprise, run across its ROM in the internet.I finished it in three hours playing. In retrospect Iam so disillusioned that i am not going to play it again. That was the obituary to my infatuation to the Kung Fu Kid(my most beloved game in my most beloved console).
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2002-04-07
From: Matt (more)
Comments: i think this is one of the greatest games out there... played it all the time when i was like 8, and now I just bought it off of ebay and play it at least 4-5 times a week
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2002-03-16
From: B (more)
Comments: One time I picked the system up by the cart and dropped it. I was in the first level. The ending sequence started, but I was still in the middle of level 1. It said The End in Japanese, but not in English.
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2002-02-28
From: Simon D (more)
Comments: I spent a large part of my childhood playing this game. The enemies just keep coming and the sound effects are like a nightmare. Addictive rubbish.
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2001-07-25
From: Robbie A (more)
Comments: Power up locations - Get to level five and kick the wall towards the top and highest floor on the right. You will find a jug of water which puts the dampers on enemy fireballs. To find a bun for extra energy, go to the wall on the left of the second highest floor and repeatedly kick until the bun appears.
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2001-07-24
From: Robbie A (more)
Comments: A great game when you play it for the first time, but as i was 11 when i completed it and it only took a couple of days, i discovered that it aint hard and it aint playable.
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2001-07-10
From: cokeman` (more)
Comments: I agree with Eric, sms for me is still one of the best video game systems of all time.
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2001-07-10
From: cokeman` (more)
Comments: I agree with Eric, sms for me is still one of the best video game systems of all time.
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2001-07-02
From: Eric (more)
Comments: When I bought this game...no joke, I have proof if you want it, the box said "ung Fuk Kid" I loved this game, reminds me of Dragon Ball Z when I play it late at night...yes i still play Sega Master System....dont look at me like that...
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2001-06-02
From: MR CODE NEEDER! (more)
Comments: Ok...so like...in the manual it says that there are these potions and stuff that you can find if you kick in mid-air in certain places. I've only found one and you need like 5 to get the fire kick where you shoot out a ball of fire from your foot. Don't ask me, I didn't make the game...but that was a damn cool Idea. And exactly HOW do you get the Super Talisman?! I usually always get it before the zombie stage (WHERE YOU NEEEEED IT!!!!) but lately I can't get it by killing frogs and lobsters...(Again I didn't make this game). Email me if you guys know cause it's been buggin me for 14 years!!!
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2001-05-29
From: tom (more)
Comments: oh yeah, and that cover is kinda weak.i change my rating to 8.
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2001-05-28
From: joe (more)
Comments: This is a neat game...I liked the entire game. The challenge was being able to beat it with one guy, after a while...no sweat. Another great origional.
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2001-05-24
From: Super Vash (more)
Comments: I loved this game as a child, and love it more now that i have found LSD
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2001-05-21
From: themoodykid (more)
Comments: Hey! Don't diss this game. It's loads of fun. I especially like the level where you fight different badies in basically the same room. It's an easy game, but the enemies are pretty creative. Oh, and I love how you can totally skip over sections within the levels by jumping back and forth along the walls.
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2001-05-01
From: Mathew Moore (more)
Comments: This was a good game. Way better then Kung Fu on the NES. The variety, gameplay, and graphics were very good for it's time. I also like how you jumped 15 times the length of your own body. Fun.
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2001-04-09
From: Andrew Paul (more)
Comments: This game is seriously bad!!!
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2001-04-02
From: Ben Dover (more)
Comments: One day , my dog shit on this game , and i laughed at it !!
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2001-03-22
From: vitor (more)
Comments: goog
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2001-03-08
From: Brian Pumphrey (more)
Comments: I dont know what it is about this game, but I could play it forever! It's just so fun! I have sat down with this game and repeatedly played it through start to finish 4 times in a row!
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2001-03-03
From: Rick Lappeman (more)
Comments: I played this game once but i wont again, the graphics were on par, but the plot was lame and it appeared far to repetitive to pick up again, a waste of a potentialy good title.
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2001-02-26
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: Even though my mom brought home games for free all the time because she worked at Tonka and they distributed SMS in the USA, my folks would still give me games for Christmas. This was one of the few titles I got as a gift, its fun, but an easy win. and a shitty ending.
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2001-02-23
From: Smoove K (more)
Comments: Actually fun, if a little brainless. Challenge and learning curve are perfect. As for replay value, you'd be lucky to play it a few months after getting it. Still, loads of fun for a while, and one of the few titles that isn't too crunched on the Master Gear Converter. :)
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