Parlour Games

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[5103] - published by SEGA. Average Reader Rating: 6.16

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2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: The cover of that California games did it right. A sexy surfer bitch where you don't see her fucking head. That is what is all about.

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2011-12-07
From: Scott   (
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Comments: Well, if you're doing it right (objectifying women, that is) it doesn't really matter if you can see their faces or not. Frankly, I like to look them in the eyes as my hot spunk rains down upon their upturned faces.

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2011-12-06
From: Blublade   (
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Comments: She has a good face but I wonder why they shows it, aren't they objects after all ?

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2011-10-16
From: Chuck   (
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Comments: This must be a Euro game or something. Where I come from, your don't have a parlour, you have a rec room. There was a kid down the street from me that called his rec room a parlour, but me and my friends beat the shit out of him and stuck things in his ass. After that, he said rec room, too. All that aside, this game isn't terrible.

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2011-07-14
From: Pete   (
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Comments: Must have really hurt your little feelings all those years ago. Boo Hoo.

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2011-05-06
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Well, it is one of Sega's better title screens, but I had no such expectations. Got pretty good at billiards, at least the 8-bit incarnation, anyway.

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2007-03-05
From: MJ   (
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Comments: look at the title screen, you swear the game is going to involve pole dancers and cabaret, unfortuneatly is doesn't, billards is cool. BINGO!!!!!!!

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2006-11-09
From: randar   (
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Comments: Good pool game, okay darts...hardly ever played Bingo. The chicks were hot, the one in the red dress having a slight edge over the blonde. I bought this game and "The Ninja" for ten bucks from a kid on my bus. They didn't have cases or instructions, and he later raised the price to $10 each...which I never payed him. He tried to fight me. Memories.

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2006-05-05
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Gay Parlours!!! wayne haffenden!

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2005-11-13
From: Zac Winston   (
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Comments: Hey whats up man? Why are you hear trying to get all the underage girls? Leave some for me dude. IM me at ZchronicD I'd love to chat with you rnrdrxRS or Roc Doc whatever you call yourself. I am not in the Nazy, I only tell people that, I really live at home with my mom and dad. Thanks dude.

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2005-11-13
From: Roc Doc   (
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Comments: Hey LilHottie, please email me at rnrdrx10@yahoo.com if your for real! I hope to hook up with you, you are just what I have been looking for! Peace, Roc Doc aka rnrdrxRS.

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2004-05-28
From: JJ   (
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Comments: Am I the only one who wants to shag that blonde on the title screen ?

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2003-10-19
From: sam   (
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Comments: gay parlous? i would love to fuck my own dad if there are any other men in here that want to have kinky gay master system sex using master system stuff as toys.... please reply to this message

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2003-06-14
From: Everyone   (
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Comments: This game is pretty good. The bingo is fucking ridiculous, but billiards and darts are fun. The worst things are the scantily clad women who figure all too prominently in the game. Who wants to see that? It turns my stomach. Billiards could be frustrating, but I'm such a big fan of billiards anyway it didn't really matter. With a real billiard table, though, you could ram the cues up your ass and pretend some beautiful man is making love to you. Also, the guy playing darts looks like Lyle Lovett.

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2003-03-31
From: Master Blaster   (
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Comments: Wonderful pass time...

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2002-11-14
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2002-11-14
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2002-09-04
From: Alex McMillan   (
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Comments: Wicked pool game, others were pretty pointless though. Not bad though, especially if you can pick it up cheap. I once used this Cart to kill a f**king huge house spider.

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2002-02-17
From: Diogo   (
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Comments: i think the best master system game is of RPG (ULTIMA 4).i AM one of the best rpg player from brazil and i like \"ultima\" because i never get to the end of the game.

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2001-07-02
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Comments: I loved this game alot. kept me entertaned for a long time. I remember turning it on and staring at the women...then getting a stiffy. yup, lots of childhood memories in that game...It was the darts that I loved, I never got the chance to play darts when I was young. I was only 5 or 6 at the time, so I wasnt allowed to have sharp pointy objects (Yet my parents gave me my own damn pocket knife....)

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2001-06-15
From: NetLink-1   (
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Comments: This game rocks! Darts and Billards are my favorite game to play on the cartridge. Bingo is ok. Graphic are great for the 8-bit Master System. Gameplay is solid! Overall, Parlour Games is great fun! Sega delivers a winner.

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2001-06-12
From: The Undertaker   (
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Comments: This is the best game ever to come out on any system. The graphics are awesome for an 8 bit machine. The billiards and darts mode are amazing, bingo is alright but I am not a big bingo lover. Get this if you can. The music in the game rocks. This is my favourite game on the SMS.

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2001-06-08
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Comments: This is the best game ever to come out on any system. The graphics are awesome for an 8 bit machine. The billiards and darts mode are amazing, bingo is alright but I am not a big bingo lover. Get this if you can. The music in the game rocks.

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2001-06-07
From: Tim Conneally   (
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Comments: This game reminds us that a 12 year old kid will buy anything with semi-naked women in it. darts is fun. pool is actually not bad...the bingo is a rare version of the game that they play in underground casinos in vietnam where you are impaled on a sharpened bamboo pike if you lose. I don't play.

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2001-06-07
From: Tim Conneally   (
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Comments: This game reminds us that a 12 year old kid will buy anything with semi-naked women in it. darts is fun. pool is actually not bad...the bingo is a rare version of the game that they play in underground casinos in vietnam where you are impaled on a sharpened bamboo pike if you lose. I don't play.

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2001-04-21
From: Kristian Cooper   (
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Comments: I really enjoyed pool, darts and bingo and I reget selling it a few years back.

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2001-03-29
From: Wayne M.   (
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Comments: This game is for guys who are too afraid to go to a real bar. I caught my brother jerking off to the girl on the title screen one time. Get a fuckin real dart board though and put it in your basement and get some friends. Then you can all come over and still be afraid to go to a bar but it will be a fun time.

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2001-03-24
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segacollection.  (more)
Comments: An original title, thats for sure. Where did you ever saw a title that letted you played bingo..? They could have come up with some more addictive game though. Also, why did they removed those bunny ears!! :P (SMS die-hards know what I mean) Segacollection.com

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2001-03-21
From: kevin   (
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Comments: this has got to be one of the greatest games ever. i love the billards game. and it also has the best music, but the highlight is the music for the bingo game, not at the beginning, but when you push the buttons and that little slot machine thingie comes up, oh god i love that music more than life itself

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2001-03-08
From: Brian Pumphrey   (
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Comments: I got this game second hand and it cam with no manual so could someone PLEASE tell me what the fuck is up with that "Bingo"! I know Bingo, and that AIN'T Bingo! However the Billiards and Darts are very fun!

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2001-03-06
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deadtech  (more)
Comments: 3 games, 1 cart: darts, Billiards, and bingo. Bingo is pretty weak, billiards is alright, but the best one is darts. it's actually pretty fun, and has great cheezy music, like you are in a real-life smoky pub.

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