Land of Illusion

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[9014] - published by Sega. Average Reader Rating: 8.20

 


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2023-07-03
From: Paul   (
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Comments: I was ruminating on the David Bowie song "Suffragette City" recently. Good song, very catchy, but what is he on about? Is he talking about what he has to go through to get laid, because rumor had it that Bowie wasn't all that fond of puss to begin with. Keeping up appearances, I know. Like him marrying that lady. Iman. Very pretty. I hope she still has her clitoris, but I digress...The song comes across as sexist, if not misogynistic. I heard he and Mick Jagger did it. "It" being each other. Their business.

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2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: They're retards most of the time. People that borrows their games to others are retards usually.

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2013-03-25
From: Sam   (
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Comments: I first played this game back in 92 or 93 because I borrowed it from two brothers who lived up the road. In return, me and my sister lent them The Lucky Dime Caper. We fucking loved this game and completed it within a few days. The boys we borrowed it from couldnt get past the castle ruins stage. You know, the bit where the screen moves and you have to make it back with the key. Those mugs couldnt even figure out that you throw the key on the button and stand on it to move those two stones that are stacked one on top of the other. Mugs!

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2012-11-08
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Sorry Romney. Hey did you won against obama? I'm not american so I don't follow your elections.

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2012-11-06
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Mitt Romney  (more)
Comments: Fuck.

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2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Yeah I had too. Man and some people actually thinks Social workers are really doing some kind of job. They're more like prostitute than anything else.

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2011-10-13
From: Peter   (
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Comments: That story is complete bullshit! Social workers take their jobs very seriously and what you are suggesting is the most gross sort of malfeasance imaginable. That's not to say they don't have sex with people under their supervision because they do, but it is never with the children. I've had sex with all of my kid's caseworkers, but never with them in the room and never without paying them.

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2011-10-12
From: Daniel   (
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Comments: After the police cleared my mom of making me finger-fuck her, we were still visited by a social worker as a sort of half-assed follow-up to the investigation. My mom, of course, was always on her best behavior during the visits. So, too, was I because of my fear of Mom's temper. Finger-fucking her sopping wet snatch was very much preferable to her punishments, which I will leave unsaid. Regardless, these visits became quite routine until the time the social worker mentioned to my mom that she wouldn't mind a young boy finger-fucking her pussy. From then on, once a week and two times a month I had a writhing middle-aged woman on each hand. They would make out while I "did" them.

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2011-04-25
From: Scott   (
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Comments: How big are Mickey and Minnie Mouse supposed to be relative to a human being? I ask because I'm wondering, if Minnie were real, could you fuck her without hurting her? I bet they'd be maybe four feet tall or so. I've done a couple of lady little people in my day, so it'd probably work out.

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2008-09-15
From: The Flying Dild   (
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Comments: I fucking hate disney, the nazi, scum sucking, story thieving, sugar coating, cum guzzling horse bastards....but this game ain't half bad.

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2007-03-05
From: MJ   (
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Comments: similar to 'castle of illusion' but i believe its a bit better cause theirs more levels, the gameplays better and it's more challenging.

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