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2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: This game is on a lot of systems too.
Rating: n/a
2013-10-26
From: joe_b (more)
Comments: Hard game. Finished once, that was enough for me. decent graphics, sound was to the mood of the game, not really a tune, but a droned out beat. What you'd expect. It matched the games atmosphere. weapon kinda lame though.
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2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: If i Rembmer also this game had like 8700 different version in all the different gaming consoles
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2012-05-16
From: Rain (more)
Comments: Was an Ok game. running around shooting H.R Giger-esque aliens pretty much cloned from the films. but the difficulty was pretty hard. too many respawning aliens and the time limit kinda stops me from giving it a higher rating
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2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Shit I was wondering when there was going to be some alien sex in there, I was dissapointed Rick failed at it but then Jimmy comes in and talk about some sexy Alien pussies. Way to go man. wow panty ward licking you sister asshole is quite weird if you ask me. Good one Sam about the down syndrome. Too bad you probably have it from your father. This game needs a 7
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2011-09-27
From: Danny (more)
Comments: Well, it is pretty damn hard, but if you put enough time into it you will get better and better at it and farther and farther into it, which is more than you can say about some games (The Ninja and Cloud Master for two).
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2011-08-21
From: Greg (more)
Comments: I liked the game overall, especially the rather foreboding atmosphere, but it was just too fucking hard to get through. Games are supposed to fun, after all.
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2011-07-14
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Sorry, babe, but when it comes to the crabs, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Get the special shampoo and get the fuck lost, skank.
Rating: n/a
2011-05-11
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Pretty faithful adaptation of the arcade game; whether that is a good thing or not is up to individual players.
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2011-04-11
From: Sam (more)
Comments: What if I cut my penis off...would I be pretty enough for you then, daddy?
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2010-07-27
From: joe (more)
Comments: Extremely difficult, I believe it was boss 4, devil looking dude, took a long time to beat with that pea-shooter of a weapon. Finished it one time, never played it again...way too much work to be worth it! Not a bad game though...
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2010-06-09
From: Swift (more)
Comments: Got my hands on this one this week. I don't like it, but I'm planning to collect all Master System games, so I had to get this one ...
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2008-07-21
From: Deadmeow (more)
Comments: Kick ass game! Almost as good as the arcade game. Suspenseful music that almost made you crap in your pants!
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2007-12-16
From: Swift (more)
Comments: After a half hour playing this game, I became a zombie and had to stay in hospital for four weeks. Wenn I returned, I ritually burned the game.
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2007-10-14
From: orm and cheep (more)
Comments: Much better than the PSP version.
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2007-08-19
From: flavio88 (more)
Comments: jogo horrivel!!!
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2007-07-26
From: jewkiller (more)
Comments: got my lunchbox and im armed real well
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2006-12-17
From: as (more)
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2006-11-29
From: Jeffrey (more)
Comments: One of the bosses has a head that looks like Orson Welles. (And the round 1 boss from the arcade had a head that looked like Marlon Brando. I guess evil aliens have to have heads that look like old, fat actors.)
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2006-09-05
From: Rick (more)
Comments: it was okay not as good as the arcade version the 1st boss on the arcade version is a lot lot harder than the system one & the 2 player mode isn't as is expected (i fought you could fight together instead of taking in turns
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2006-08-28
From: Drew Meister (more)
Comments: Those aliens sure look scary!
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2006-08-18
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Thanks again for meeting my request. Anyway, there were only three or four really good ones, one of which was intact. The others are most likely on the Golden Axe or Golden Axe Warrior pages, or at least on the page of some other medieval themed fantasy game like Golvellius or Miracle Warriors.
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2006-08-18
From: SMSM Fan (more)
Comments: Peter, I posted every "Rastan" signed post I had from the Rastan board. If you could tell me where else he might have posted let me know. It would speed things up a bit.
Rating: n/a
2006-08-18
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Hey Classic Comments, have you saved any of the posts that were posted under the name "Rastan"? Only two survived the Great Purge and one of them was written by recently by someone else.
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2006-08-18
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2005-02-15 From: pondermuffin (more) Comments: Yes! Cuticles may curl, but steam hurts like the Dickens.
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2006-08-18
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2005-02-08 From: the voices!!!! (more) Comments: that is the sweetest rain of all, even if she is so promiscuous
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2006-08-18
From: SMSM Fan (more)
Comments: What breaks my heart even more than the deletion of such great comments is my apparent failure to save all of them. For whatever reason, some the rich text documents I saved each games comments to only have the title in the upper left hand corner. My sincerest apologies and deepest regret for not being able to preserve every wonderful moment made on the boards. I will provide every classic comment that I do have... rest assured.
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2006-08-18
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I agree that fighting spam is important, but I can't help but have a persecution complex from seeing which posts have been purged and which have not. In any event, it's nice to see the Classic Comments, though modesty prevents me from saying which ones are the products of my own diseased mind.
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2006-08-18
From: SMSM Fan (more)
Comments: What's strange is how some of the posts that probably should've been deleted are still here. I mean, check out the 2003-12-06 by Panty Ward, for example. I'd figure that there would be more than a few red lights going off for that one. I'm not complaining in the least bit, mind you. It's nice to see that many of the posts I've deemed to be "classic" are still up. Expect my series of posts, now called Classic Comments, to continue for some time as there were also many casualties in this brutal war on spam. Keep fighting the good fight, Chris Wopat.
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2006-07-14
From: Rogelio (more)
Comments: cool
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2006-05-30
From: Sam (more)
Comments: i dont have this game... Peter... can you buy it for me?
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2006-05-08
From: Sir David (more)
Comments: Any game where you shoot alien feces get a high rating in my book!
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2006-05-06
From: Sam (more)
Comments: did you not notice the sarcasm in my message to Stimie? I think you take this all too seriously.... its kinda cute really. Bless you Peter.
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2006-05-05
From: Sam (more)
Comments: sigh.... its not easy being this pretty, its a burden.
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2006-05-05
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Everyone loves me. im so much better looking than peter.
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2006-04-03
From: Stimie (more)
Comments: This game was ok. They did alot better on the SMS but it reminds of listening to Rush sitting in the corner of my room wishing they would come out with a song called Hot Shot City.
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2006-03-19
From: the cloudmaster (more)
Comments: it's hard to settle for a game like this with the lineup sms has.
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2006-03-09
From: Jonah (more)
Comments: The TIME BOMB is set!
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2006-02-13
From: Sam (more)
Comments: When he starts his sniveling and pleading for his life.... tell him that your only sorry you missed his kids and wife
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2006-01-19
From: buttman (more)
Comments: buttfuckers??? where??? I want one!
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2005-10-10
From: Sam (more)
Comments: I think this game is called 'Alien Syndrome' to be politically correct. In fact a more accurate name might be 'Downs Syndrome' as these aliens look alot like fucking saggy faced downs syndrome kids.
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2005-10-03
From: Vileduct (more)
Comments: This is a fun top down action shooter from when arcades existed. More fun with two players but the single player mode good too.
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2005-09-16
From: Crack Head Jest (more)
Comments: Yo I be playin this game and I done need more crack.
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2005-05-08
From: steve elms (more)
Comments: If you hate child molesters call 416-892-4091 and yell at mark yagar. "keep all drugs and small children away from mark yagar"
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2005-04-27
From: Imdaewen (more)
Comments: This game scared ne when i was little.
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2005-04-16
From: micah (more)
Comments: ihave to play this stupid ass game how the fuck did you start to play this stupid ass game
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2005-04-03
From: Sexybitch (more)
Comments: the aliens look like the ones from that one movie... Waterworld, thats it!
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2004-10-15
From: Mighty Whitey (more)
Comments: Would it be wrong to dress up as an alien chick inorder to get fucked my a hot Brazilian guy. Me thinks its not, besides if you waste all the money to get the operation, and the alien costume you should get some Dick for your trouble. Its only common courtesy. I give 2 Alex's for my two lost testicles from the operation.
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2004-10-14
From: The Village Clo (more)
Comments: Hey Jimmy that is something to think about. What if the alien chicks actually looked like E.T like they do in the movie, but with long hair. Or even worse the incredibly ugly ass holes from this game, but with bunny holes instead of weiners
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2004-08-27
From: John Kerry (more)
Comments: This video game is violent! This is an OUTRAGE!
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2004-08-24
From: steven "fucking (more)
Comments: i use the casing of alien syndrome to hide weed in now of days
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2004-06-25
From: Ryan (more)
Comments: I have many memories of sitting there as a 10 year old trying to just get past level 1. I think I did a few times, but not very often. For some reason, it was still one of my all time favorites.
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2004-05-28
From: JJ (more)
Comments: After half an hour playing this, you begin to wonder if ASPERGERS SYNDROME would have been a better title.
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2004-04-30
From: Rafael Bezerra (more)
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2004-04-07
From: Yo PigNut (more)
Comments: I played it again today. For some reason, I always have trouble getting past the level 4 boss. CRAP CRAP CRAP!!!!!!!!! Maybe tomorrow...
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2003-12-27
From: Sniff and lick (more)
Comments: It was more toward the back of the crotch area... sorry. It smelled poopie too... but it was so erotic knwoing that was where her butthole had pressed against all day long.
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2003-12-06
From: Panty Ward (more)
Comments: I remember one time I was playing this game and my sister came into the room and dared me that if I died in this one level I would have to lick the shit stains in the panties she was wearing. Sure enough I got killed. She was wearing a long t-shirt (for bed time)... she pulled down her white cotton panties and handed em to me. I turned em inside out to reveal her pantie crotch. She had a fair to light colored brown smudge the size of a half dollar in the middle of her panty crotch from where her butthole pressed against. I stuck my nose up to it and sniffed it. It smelled fishy. She giggled and said "you have to lick it". I stuck my tounge out and licked over the brown smudge and all around it... it tasted salty.... it was making me hard. She giggled more... and then I dared her to let me lick "the real thing". Needless to say, I licked her butthole many times after that... emm it always tasted so good.
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2003-07-18
From: joe (more)
Comments: tough, beat it once, never to play again!
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2003-06-20
From: JJ (more)
Comments: I actually beat this game once!! All that work to beat this hard ass game, and all I get is a little text and a congratulations message, no nifty ending or anything! It was quite a while ago, and I am afraid to attempt it again, this game frustrates the hell out of me. Good game, very difficult(they dont make games hard like they used to, do they?) and the higher levels have some pretty cool looking aliens. Just another notch for my controller, no desire to play this one anymore.
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2003-06-15
From: Jimmy (more)
Comments: I once read this story about some guy in Brazil who got abducted by aliens. While he was on board the spacecraft this alien chick made him have sex with her a couple of times. It was probably for some crossbreeding experiment or something, but what I want to know is how did that mother-fucker get so lucky? Down here on planet Earth I gets all the pussy I can handle, but a little extraterrestrial poontang every now and again would be a real nice change of pace. I can't wait until I'm all up in some alien bitch's guts! She'd be screaming my name for sure. JIMMY! JIMMY! FLORK BLAZAM DIRID BLORP JIMMY! I don't know what the bitch would be saying, but I know she loves the sweet fatty packed by this mack daddy! Holler my name, E.T.!
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2003-06-07
From: Brigham Young (more)
Comments: Why not comment on the game, John? I think it's okay, but a bit difficult. Our opinions are what make this site interesting. Please, give us yours.
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2003-06-04
From: Kameron Brunty (more)
Comments: I posted my last message three times! I'm fuckin dumb because I'm fuckin dumb!!!!!!!!
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2003-05-23
From: Kameron Brunty (more)
Comments: This game is fuckin dumb because it is fuckin dumb!!!!!!!!
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2003-05-23
From: Kameron Brunty (more)
Comments: This game is fuckin dumb because it is fuckin dumb!!!!!!!!
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2003-05-23
From: Kameron Brunty (more)
Comments: This game is fuckin dumb because it is fuckin dumb!!!!!!!!
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2003-05-08
From: Wi Wi Jumbo (more)
Comments: A good looking game, but too difficult to really rate that high in my book. Even more upsetting is the fact that I'm not convinced that the aliens in Alien Syndrome had any malevolent intent towards humanity. The instruction booklet tells us that "a battalion of Earth Command Troopers attacks the alien fleet" and are subsequently taken hostage. If these admittedly powerful aliens constitute such an immediate threat to the human race as to warrant a preemptive (or preventative, in current parlance) strike, why take hostages in the first place. If they have come to destroy all of mankind, as we have been lead to believe, why not simply begin the process by killing the aforementioned hostages? It just doesn't make sense. Hostages are taken only when their negotiated release can produce some tangible gain for their captors. What could the aliens want in return for our captive troopers? I honestly don't know, no one does. That's really the crux of the problem. Nobody thought to ask the aliens what their intentions were before we attacked them out of our own fear and xenophobia. Are they the monsters, or are we?
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2003-04-29
From: Ro (more)
Comments: YEAH, BABY!! Just tried out my Sega system! IT feels just like old times. I actually used a Nintendo RF switch on my Sega and it worked!
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2003-04-14
From: jaimee (more)
Comments: fucken dumb shit
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2003-03-19
From: blabediblah (more)
Comments: i quickly lost interest in this game. it was a hard game, but also boring. very unmemorable. i played the first couple of levels and could tell pretty much what the rest of my gaming experience would be with this game. having looked into the future, i pulled the game out of the power base and never played it again. I give it 3 monkeys or whatever these rating chimp-acorn headed things are only because i concede this game might just not be up my alley.
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2003-03-03
From: Kristian (more)
Comments: I always thought I had never heard of this game till I checked the screenshots and then I remebered gettin it from the video store about 7 years ago. This game wqas cool how you had to save hostages and got lazers but I only could reach level 2
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2002-12-10
From: Instigator (more)
Comments: This game reminded me of the NES game: Ikari Warriors. I hated that the characters moved so slow. This game was a "yawner". But I'll give it a 7 out of 10.
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2002-12-09
From: dib (more)
Comments: yeah yeah, it's hard as nails, but then so was the arcade machine (and it's got no continue feature either). Good translation of an average shooter.
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2002-12-07
From: Boss Hog (more)
Comments: Poor, very poor. I don't think I could play it for long enough to see if this is difficult. I am sure I am not just saying this because we are in the age of X-boxes etc, this would have been bad back in the day. If you look at games like Predator 2 or Time Soldiers you can see that they could have done alot better with the limited sega hardware.
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2002-12-07
From: Boss Hog (more)
Comments: Poor, very poor. I don't think I could play it for long enough to see if this is difficult. I am sure I am not just saying this because we are in the age of X-boxes etc, this would have been bad back in the day. If you look at games like Predator 2 or Time Soldiers you can see that they could have done alot better with the limited sega hardware.
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2002-11-28
From: pud (more)
Comments: Difficult game. If anyone actually finished this I will write you a check for 1 billion dollars. In all it wasnt a bad game, just frustrating since the bosses were darn near impossible.
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2002-11-20
From: jeremy (more)
Comments: This game was cool, but really, how many games can they make with aliens that look just like the aliens from Aliens? For that matter, how many times can I put the word "aliens" in one sentence? Three, apparently.
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2002-10-28
From: secsspos (more)
Comments: This game is a boring and hard game. All you do is shoot the same kind of aliens over and over again, so it's pointless to play a long game like this.
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2002-09-19
From: Wallace Ford (more)
Comments: Fuck off.
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2002-08-27
From: Le vick (more)
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2002-08-21
From: SegaMon (more)
Comments: Being that I'm the Sega Master *ahem* I would like to review this game; I enjoyed the game and still do like to give it the occasional whirl. I hope that you feel the same way. BTW; I'm going to look for the NES screenshots and compare them to the SMS version just so I can laugh, err, I mean, ponder just WHY the SMS was better. Heh, fun game on either system I would suspect. lol.
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2002-07-10
From: Mike Hayes (more)
Comments: Fantastic game, but better on the Game Gear.
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2002-06-28
From: Yo PigNet (more)
Comments: This game is the best!!!!!It\'s so good, I still play it all the time! I used to play this game all the time when I was like, five years old and now, I\'m seventeen and I\'m still playing it! They shouls make a movie or something. That would be the best. If I could, I would give this game a rating of 100! It\'s the BEST!!!! SMS Rules!
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2002-05-21
From: Ro (more)
Comments: For Nintendo, This game was published by Sunsoft in Japan and Tengen in America. The Nintendo version of the 2-Player simultaneous mode was better than the SMS 2-Player alternating mode.
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2002-04-12
From: Jimmy (more)
Comments: Ok
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2002-03-31
From: messiah (more)
Comments: fuck,fuck fuck dont ya guys have anything else in mind??(god damnit,sound like a bunch of 10 yr olds)
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2002-02-09
From: DeadMario (more)
Comments: What are all the nintendo idiots doing here on the site for sega masters. Great game.
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2001-12-24
From: Ro (more)
Comments: The level 3 boss is a disgusting blob!
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2001-12-05
From: Chef Cannibal (more)
Comments: ARCADE TRANSLATION - 8-bit compared to an arcade machine IS LIKE AN IGNORANT MORON being COMPARED AGAINST A SELF-MADE 25 year old MILLIONAIRE. THIS IS A GREAT GAME - WITH MORE INTELLIGENCE than those who CRiTiCIze thE GaME ItSeLf. by the way THANKS for actually playing the game-Then badmouth it on the net. that really shows how much ---YOU---- know..
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2001-11-09
From: cunt shit dick (more)
Comments: if you read this you fucked your mom last night
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2001-11-09
From: big dick (more)
Comments: i think that all of you need to get on your fucking nees and suck my big fat fucking cock!!!!!!
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2001-07-18
From: G00L (more)
Comments: This is a preaty cool game that was amazing for it's day. This game remind me of most game boy action games.
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2001-05-22
From: themoodykid (more)
Comments: how can you people like this game?? i thought it was boring and dumb. i'd rather play the frickin' maze game you get when you don't put in a cartridge.
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2001-05-13
From: Jimmy Rock n Ro (more)
Comments: This game was sooooo awesome. Makes me wish I still had my master system.
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2001-05-10
From: ShinobiMan! (more)
Comments: Excellent game that is hard to put down.
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2001-05-10
From: alien (more)
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2001-05-02
From: Brian Pumphrey (more)
Comments: This is a fun game. The controls are little awkward but not bad. I have very fond memories of this game. When I played it for the first time I thought it was great! and for some reason I thought the graphics were soooo good, but now when I look back, there were MANY games with better graphics!!! This game has one MAJOR downside, You can find new and better weapons in the level, and when you get to a boss you still have that weapon, but if you die, you LOSE it!!! so then you have to fight the boss with that little short range gun!!! So basically if you die once at a boss, it's game over!!! Because beating a boss with that little gun is damn near impossible!!!
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2001-05-01
From: Mathew Moore (more)
Comments: Kind of fun. Kind of boring. Bad graphics, but good gameplay. So so game.
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2001-04-30
From: Nathan (more)
Comments: strange that this game does not work on the Game Gear, you constantly run diagnoly down and left.
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2001-04-12
From: HerkyJerky (more)
Comments: I played this game when i was ten or something like that and I loved every second of it!!
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2001-03-30
From: NetLink-1 (more)
Comments: Amazing game! Fun, challenging, and has great gameplay. Graphics are good too. Hey prince buldnyte, I love it when the guy screams as he dies. He would say, "Orrr". Classic!!!!
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2001-03-21
From: prince bludnyte (more)
Comments: everyone trashes alien syndrome and i don't know why. this game was hard as hell and lots of fun. the time within the levels to pass is a challenge but it is pretty cool. all people care about is graphics so they trash this for how it looks. SMS was about overall gameplay. and alien syndrome pushes you to the limits. the hardest part is dying while fighting a boss and using those crappy white bullets to try and kill them. despite that, it is up there as one of SMS best. no doubt about it. alien syndrome is a keeper for any SMS fan. if you can find it, get it. you won't be sorry. i did hate how the guy screamed when he died. it was pretty funny though. LOL
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2001-03-16
From: etienne (more)
Comments: When I saw this game I powered off My gold old sms
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2001-03-01
From: Ro (more)
Comments: This version is an OK one. The NES, Game Gear and The arcade versions had different enemy bosses.
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2001-02-26
From: WIlburt (more)
Comments: one of those games that is fun to have and put in once in a while, a good one to have in your collection. nothing special. the arcade was a ton more fun.
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2001-02-24
From: Kid Icarus (more)
Comments: A pretty cool game and a decent arcade translation. I haven't played this game that much so I can't say much about it, but it seems to be a little boring. This was one of the titles that Tengen released for the NES. I've never played that version, but if it's anything like Fantasy Zone or Shinobi, it's probably lousy. I like this game, but it just doesn't hold my interest long enough to get that far into it.
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2001-02-22
From: Shizumadrive (more)
Comments: Not as good as the arcade but still fun to play
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2001-02-21
From: Richard (more)
Comments: This game rulz!!
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