From: Paul (more)
Comments: With regard to Mark's earlier query about the lack of golf clubs in insertion-themed pornography, a explanation is probably to be found in the simple fact that, in terms of functional size, the shaft of a golf club is smaller than that of all but your DeSantis-level micropenises and thus its accommodation in a vagina would be of little interest within a genre that is about pushing boundaries.
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Don't worry Scott it was not your fault. As for this game I played it and it frankly sucked. It was so slow. I hate golfing anyway
From: Scott (more)
Comments: They say it's good to be with a woman that can "take care of herself", so to speak, but like you, I have found that to be a double-edged sword. Sure, when they know their own bodies the sex is often better, but a lot of times that just helps them figure out that you're not doing it for them. Shit, I lost one girl to the electric toothbrush that I bought her! Once she realized that sucker vibrated like crazy, it was over.
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: My first girlfriend lost her virginity to a tennis racket. Damn it was quite hot. She used it through her panties and it penetrated her pussy so hard she lost it. Well that's what she told me before stealing my baseball bat and never seeing me again. I got the fuck her twice so it was not such a bad experience.
From: Mark (more)
Comments: Like all men that care to admit it, I have I certain fondness for or, at least, need of pornography. Of special interest to me is when an object is inserted into a vagina that is not often thought of as an object that would expected to be found inside of a vagina. In short, I like freaky chicks doing freaky shit to their pussies. I bring this up here and now because I've never seen a porno where a woman takes a golf club to her poonaner. Baseball bats? Sure. Tennis racket? You bet. Bananas, cucumbers, carrots, corn cobs, certain types of squash? Yup. Pool cues? Uh, huh. So why not a golf club? Lot of golf fans out there that would get a kick out of it. Certainly easier to accommodate than many of the items listed above. I just don't know. Maybe I've simply missed it. Better do some more research.
From: Daniel P (more)
Comments: You guys need to get a fucken life, you poor asses. cant you c that ur lifes r absolutly pointless and talking about games like a bunch of faggots isn't going 2 help urselves out anymore. get a life poofterz. PS I am gonna post this on every game so you'll have 2 put up with me 4efer!!!! PSS Peter you are a poor ass dumb fuck.
From: Retrogamesmaste (more)
Comments: This is the best golf sim on the Master System! 8-)
From: Jacko (more)
Comments: Just another shit golfing game!
From: pector (more)
Comments: c flippiamo
From: Alex McMillan (more)
Comments: Golf hey? Is it shit, is it cool? The jury is still out on that I'm afraid...one thing is for sure though, golf games are cool. Especially when played with a group of mates. Along with Pebble Beach on the Saturn, this game lingers in my memory as cool. Perhaps it was shit, but I thought it was cool. Hey, it even had digitised speech in it. I know, on the Master System. It sounded like someone had thrown a cup of tea onto Steven Hawkins speech computer, but it still impressed the hell out of me.
From: toastlad (more)
Comments: What I love about this game, as in its original incarntion on the Commodore 64 ( worlds greatest gaming system ) is that it is simple and direct but also a challenge. Unlike many modern golfing games which are either too complicated, or too obsessed with realism for their good. But why so few reviews? I know golf in real life is fucking awful, but....
From: emjay313 (more)
Comments: I don't know why but playing this game with mated was such good fun, quite boring by your self, the graphics were crap but the sound was great "thats deep in the sand trap"