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2013-07-28
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Var is fucking right you cocksuckers. This Ghost House shit is pure classic
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2013-07-28
From: VAR (more)
Comments: This game rules! It kicks ass and if you think otherwise it'll kick yours.
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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Damn I love the Wonderboy series, holy shit a 3 D wondeboy game right now would sell like hell. They made a mention of Wonderboy 3 in GTA V trailer. If they fucking made Wonderboy 3 D I'd buy that shit even if I had to buy a PS3/360
Rating: n/a
2012-05-16
From: Rain (more)
Comments: I brought this game. took it home and it didnt work, so i was very very dissapointed. but the good news was i took it back and managed to get Wonderboy in monsterland instead which made me very happy. 6 months later i got the chance to play Ghost House which made me even more happy that i had Wonderboy. I wont knock the game too much, it's ok, but thats about it. fun for a short period of time
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2012-02-14
From: Ron (more)
Comments: Well, it was made ten or eleven years ago...Regardless, though, I've found older ladies to be more accommodating of my various and sundry perversions. Besides, there are plenty of used up nineteen year olds nowadays.
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2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Paul must have terrible aim, getting semen on him and all. Nicole Kidman is hot only on old movies. Women past 30 are used up and should be remplaced.
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2012-02-13
From: Ron (more)
Comments: Speaking of ghosts and jerking off, I was flipping through TV channels late last night when I came upon (pun intended?) the Nicole Kidman movie "The Others". It was quite good, actually, and had the added benefit of having Nicole Kidman in it, so any time there was a lull in the movie, I could spank it thinking about her.
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2012-01-20
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Yeah, good job showing how you're not a sick fuck.
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2012-01-20
From: Paul (more)
Comments: How am I a "sick fuck"? My mom caught me jerking off; it happens, asshole. Trust me, if I could undue all that shit, I would. Close the door, I mean. You know, so Mom couldn't watch me stroking the enormous girth of my turgid member only to see massive jets of semen burst forth over and over, covering my nude body in their warm, sticky embrace.
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2012-01-20
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Yup, it took a while, but Paul eventually revealed himself to be just another sick fuck with mommy issues. Sad.
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2012-01-19
From: Blublade (more)
Comments: Mom...
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2011-11-13
From: Paul (more)
Comments: I would like to thank you and your colleagues once more for your and their insights regarding these matters. I would like to communicate to you that upon further questioning, my mother has admitted that she HAS found me in flagrante dilecto (i.e. masturbating) on two separate occasions, both of which left her absolutely mortified. She insists that neither encounter was on the morning in question, both occurring at a later date, and she is adamant about not uttering "oh, yeah" in response to seeing my self-abuse. As I mentioned before, this would be quite out of character for my mother to do, so despite her not being totally forthcoming about witnessing my jerking off, I still believe her to be truthful regarding that specific incident. She related the admitted incidents to me as follows: she heard odd noises coming from my room and, given my habitual carelessness in closing my door, was able to watch the proceedings both times to their obvious completion. She described being almost transfixed by what she saw, uncomfortable but unable to make herself turn away until I was "finished". She mentioned being shocked at both the forcefulness and copiousness of my ejaculate in comparison to that of my father, whom she characterized as a "dribbler". Needless to say, this knowledge was unsought and has caused me no small amount of discomfiture. She also mentioned becoming aroused at the sight of my erect penis which, though of average length, is impressive in girth, but I digress. Regardless of any of this, I thank you again for your help.
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2011-11-12
From: Phil Donovan (more)
Comments: Unfortunately, Paul, I don't really have much more information into that incident. I was optimistic that some of my fellow paranormal researchers may have been able to provide additional information regarding the masturbation incident. However, I am afraid (as you have already realized yourself) that we are really just back where we started from. That is, it was either your mother who watched you, or a ghost. Obviously, you know your mother far better than I, so only you are qualified to ascertain whether or not she is being truthful when she tells you that she did not witness you masturbating that morning. All my years of training and field work can tell me is that ghosts are very much fascinated with sexual matters and, given your belief that your mother is being truthful, it is entirely possible (even likely) that it was a ghost that watched you. The more interesting aspect to your story, if that is indeed the case, is the audible "oh, yeah" you heard during the incident/encounter. There is much debate within the paranormal community as to how ghosts are able to communicate vocally with the living, but there is no arguing that they can. Is it some sort of psychic communication that we interpret as aural, or is it an actual voice somehow? We just don't know. As for the content of the message, you mentioned the tone as being hard to describe, but concluded that it was a rather dispassionate one. Though not all ghosts become ghosts by meeting violent or untimely ends, many certainly are, and (this is just a supposition, of course) it comes as no surprise, given their line of work, that prostitutes often end up dying under such circumstances and that they would also have such a nonchalant, world-weary attitude to sexual matters. I would suggest you search local records for any information regarding the deaths of prostitutes or other sex workers in your area. It need not be murder, of course. Car accidents, for example, often produce hauntings if the victim still has a lot of unresolved issues in their life. I hope this has been of some value to you, Paul, though again I do feel that we have moved in circles on this matter.
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2011-11-11
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Thank you again for your insights into my "problems". I look forward to hearing more of what you and your colleagues can make from the masturbation incident. There really are only two possibilities: that it was my mother, and that it was a ghost. My mom is continuing in her denials of having witnessed and commented on my autoerotic activities. She is also getting tired of answering questions about it; I not sure what that means, exactly. Is she hiding something, or does she just not want to talk about me jerking off? In any event, I am optimistic that you can help me reach a more definitive answer.
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2011-11-10
From: Phil Donovan (more)
Comments: First of all, Paul, I want to thank you again for the information you have provided. I hope you don't mind, but I have shared it with a number of my colleagues so as to get their opinions on these incidents. You have been quite helpful, indeed. One thing I would like to mention before continuing, one that I failed to mention before but which might very much concern you with regard to such matters, is that there is no such thing as a succubus. I don't want you to become worried that either of these events were in any way related to a succubus attacking you or trying to harvest your sperm. To reiterate, there are no succubi. What you likely encountered were ghosts that meant you no harm at all, quite the contrary. These kinds of encounters are extremely common and the most harm that can ever really come from them is the sense of frustration that the "act" has not been completed to one's satisfaction. Let me assure you, you are in absolutely no danger from having a sexual encounter with a ghost. As for your specific encounter with the two female ghosts, because you do not remember having an orgasm during the coupling, I am unable to fully explain what happened with regard to you waking up and why the second ghost did not also have sexual contact with you. I believe that the first ghost likely achieved orgasm on her own (female ghosts are highly orgasmic, much more so than their living counterparts) during coitus; why the second ghost did not then mount you as well (as you had not had an orgasm, your sexual potential remained available) is something of a mystery, especially when you specifically remember her being naked. However, you also mentioned how she seemed passive during the encounter. One of my colleagues brought up the idea that the two ghosts may have been in a lesbian relationship with the first ghost actually being bisexual, thus she sought a heterosexual outlet for her passions while the other merely waited for her to be finished so the two of them could couple. This is all speculation, of course, but it is certainly plausible in the light of all available evidence. If you will excuse me, I must go again. I promise, though, to provide more information regarding the masturbation incident. I just want to her back from several of my fellow researchers on the matter before I speak to you on it again. Thank you once more for the information. Above all else, remember that there is nothing to do about such encounters beyond enjoying them for what they are.
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2011-11-10
From: Paul (more)
Comments: In answer to your question, I don't recall having an orgasm either in, or during, the dream. I remembered the first young woman mounting me as the other one watched rather passively. The act then continued for a while until I abruptly woke up. I was quite disappointed at the timing, I assure you. In any event, thank you for your insight into these issues. I finally do feel that the masturbation episode is pretty much resolved. Having pressed my mother further on the matter, she assures me that she did not witness me masturbating at that time or any other time. She was also very clear that had she witnessed me in the act in question, she would not have made any sort of comment, neither voluntary or involuntary. It would have been of no surprise to find me doing so, she said, but she would in no way want me to feel uncomfortable about the act of masturbating. Thank you again for your help.
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2011-11-09
From: Phil Donovan (more)
Comments: I'm glad to read that you have reached some sort of resolution in that matter. Because of the powerful influence that sex has over our lives, ghosts often seem to take great interest in sexual matters. Masturbation, especially, because of the high levels of embarrassment and shame traditionally associate with it, seems to have a particular resonance within the spectral realm. I will provide more information on this in the future as I am a bit short on time right now. As for the dream you mentioned, it is entirely possible, indeed likely, that the second young woman you had a vision of in your dream was also a ghost. You said that you desired a coupling with her as well, but woke up. May I ask if you had an orgasm during the encounter with the first young woman? This could have been either an in-dream orgasm or an out-of-dream orgasm resulting in a more or less normal ejaculation. I ask because often times in such a situation the ghost partner will experience either type of dream orgasm as genuine and believe the act over (for you at least) as a consequence. This could explain why you woke up when you did: the second young woman was likely "waiting her turn" as it were, but your climax informed her that such an act would not be forthcoming and she likely went elsewhere. I appreciate the information you have provided, Paul. Such data is often hard to come by and I thank you for it. Again, I will be getting back to you in the future regarding the masturbatory incident.
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2011-11-09
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Thank you for your response, Mr. Donovan. I found it to be quite helpful. I was especially interested in your comments regarding ghosts having sex with us being manifested in our dreams. As it happens, I had quite an erotic dream the other night. I will spare you most of the details, but suffice it to say that I was having sex with one young lady while another young lady watched us. I had hoped to have sex with the other young woman, but I woke up before that. I now realize that I was, in fact, having sex with a ghost when I was dreaming about having sex with the first young woman. My question to you is: was the other woman, the one just watching the proceedings, also a ghost or was she merely a product of the dream itself? Thank you in advance for any information you can provide on this matter. As for the matter of the ghost that I believe watched me masturbate in my youth, a few days ago I described the incident to my mother (the only woman in the house at the time) and asked her directly if she had seen me masturbating and then made the "oh, yeah" remark. She responded that she did not. In fact, she said that she had never witness me masturbating at any time during my adolescence (though she knew I did do it) and that, if she had, she would certainly not behaved in such a manner towards me about it. Thus, my original conclusion regarding the matter would seem to hold true: it was a ghost. It still leaves me with many questions, though.
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2011-11-07
From: Phil Donovan (more)
Comments: With regard to Paul's comments below, we don't really have enough information to say definitively that it was a ghost that watched (and commented on) your auto-erotic activities. However, as a paranormal researcher with over twenty years of experience in these matters, I can say that whenever a person has a dream about sex, they are in fact having sex with a ghost. Needless to say, it is more satisfying for the ghost than for the person dreaming (who seldom climaxes). Sorry I couldn't provide more helpful information for your specific concerns, Paul.
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2011-10-27
From: Tim (more)
Comments: This game used to scare the shit out of me! I'm not joking, either. Literally. I would play it for a while, then out would pop a vampire or some such thing and I'd shit myself right then and there. My mom would beat me for messing my clothes and the carpet in our den.
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2011-09-23
From: Brad (more)
Comments: Paul, it was your mom. She was utterly disgusted by the sight that confronted her, she mockingly said "oh, yeah", and then she decided to try (probably in vain) never to think of the episode again. It's probably happened to most guys growing up, but don't invent some bullshit about a ghost just so you can avoid thinking about how your mommy watched you pull it.
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2011-08-28
From: Pi (more)
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2011-08-28
From: Scott (more)
Comments: Where have you gone, Dolph Lundgren? Where are our third-rate action stars? I guess we'll have to live with the likes of Jason Statham, super-douche though he is.
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2011-08-22
From: Chris (more)
Comments: I need my ba-ba!!!
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2011-08-21
From: Greg (more)
Comments: I read somewhere that comely Asian actress Lucy Liu believes that she had a sexual encounter with a ghost years ago. She didn't seem bitter about it or anything and didn't see at as some sort of spectral rape or sexual assault. I don't know, though.
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2011-05-07
From: Paul (more)
Comments: I'm pretty sure that a ghost watched me as I masturbated one time. No shit. I was probably sixteen or so and it was early morning, really early (like 5:00 or 5:30), earlier than anyone in my family ever got up. So anyway, the mood struck me for some reason and I started workin' the gherkin pretty good until I heard this voice, this female voice, say "Oh, yeah". Not loudly, but quite clearly. The tone is difficult to describe, even to this day. It was not a sexy, throaty "oh, yeah", of approval or sexual interest. It was not a mocking "oh, yeah" as in "oh, yeah, you disgusting pig", either. Rather, it almost one of nonchalance; a kind of been-there-done-that sort of indifference. Regardless, upon hearing the voice I stopped and looked around, expecting to see someone or to hear someone. Not a sound. No one walking down the hall, no one in the bathroom next to my room, no doors closing, nothing. I was in the habit of leaving my door open a crack to let in a bit of light from the hallway in case I needed to get up in the middle of the night, so despite not seeing any signs of activity other than my own, I had to assume that someone had seen my autoerotic display. The more I thought about the episode, however, the more odd it seemed. It had clearly been a female voice. My sister had moved out of the house by then, so the only female in the house was my mother. Not only did she sleep all the way at the other end of the house (making an unnoticed approach by her unlikely), but it would also have been completely out of character for her to catch her teenage son masturbating and to have responded with a "oh, yeah", regardless of tone. Still the most likely suspect by the next morning, my mother made no mention of any "incidents" during the night or of anything whatsoever; she behaved perfectly normal. Had she been the culprit, I'm entirely certain she would have said something as we pretty much had little chats about damn near everything I did growing up. No, it just didn't seem like something she would do. Who or what else, then? It was a fairly old house that had it's share of creaks and groans from time to time, occasionally even odder noises. I soon became convinced that some spirit, that of a woman presumably, had had the misfortune to stumble upon my self-pleasuring and was somehow disgusted or unimpressed enough by the spectacle to have let out an audible "oh, yeah" at the sight of my efforts. There never were any repeats of the event, something I have always found somehow disappointing.
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2010-04-02
From: SaniOKh (more)
Comments: Well, I'm one of those who think this game is not bad at all. But then, it was my first videogame ever, so I'm kinda biased :P . Love it.
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2008-09-15
From: The Flying Dild (more)
Comments: Don't listen to that last guy he fucks him mum in the poo-mouth. This game is classic - filled with magic, thunder and draculas. If you don't like this game and i find out where you live i'll choke the fucking life out of you, you fucking rimjob.
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2008-01-28
From: Swift (more)
Comments: I'm keen of horror, haunting, Ghost's and spirits. But hell, this game was a hooror to play. It never ends, there is no beginning and no end. I better just take a rope and hang myself...getting depressed by hearing the name of the game ...
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2008-01-28
From: ninjataki21 (more)
Comments: ninjataki21 is queen, ok heres what to do- download rob zombies music video "living dead girl" and never feel the compulsion to play this crap again. alternativly join the Al-Kiada terrorist network and watch the intro to global defence whilst jacking off
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2005-09-29
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Where is my ghost house? i do belive that this cunt on ebay has stolen my £2.99 !!! GRRRR im so fucking angry. i know where he lives... about a half hour drive, maybe ill crack his head open. the theiving little bitch.
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2005-09-21
From: Sam (more)
Comments: I have been curious about this game for a while... what it was that attracted me to the game was not the game itself.... but the Bats on the cover of the box. i bought it off Ebay.... im waiting for it to come/... ive got a hardon now.... only when the game arrives i shall get my relief. im going to wank so hard and jizz everywhere.
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2005-08-10
From: Mareks Mangūzis (more)
Comments: helo
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2004-10-16
From: Brian T. (more)
Comments: Rat shit bat shit dirty old twat, sixty nine asshloles tyed in a not, hurray, lizzard shit, FUCK!!!!!!
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2004-10-16
From: Brian T. (more)
Comments: What I like about this game is probably the graphics and the bright colorful colors but the game sucked major balls.
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2004-05-31
From: kamles (more)
Comments: Andhi Lungri & Gunji 3 women were sitting on a bench.One was Andhi, The second one was Lungri & the last was Gunji. Andhi : WOH DEKHO SAMNEY DARAKHT PER PHOOL LAGA HUA HAI!!! Lungri : MAIN BHAAG KER JAA KER LE ATI HOON!!! Gunji : HAAN AUR MAIN APNEY SAR MAIN LAGA LOON GI!!!
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2004-02-08
From: piranhaman (more)
Comments: ok heres what to do- download rob zombies music video "living dead girl" and never feel the compulsion to play this crap again. alternativly join the Al-Kiada terrorist network and watch the intro to global defence whilst jacking off
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2003-06-20
From: Judge (more)
Comments: Of course this game fucking sucked, it was a card! All card games sucked, those cards had shit for memory. I still played through the whole thing anyways, and let em tell you, thats killing a lot of fucking draculas to save my precious family jewels.
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2003-06-12
From: ryan (more)
Comments: gotta be one of the lamest games i've ever played
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2003-05-13
From: Everyone (more)
Comments: On this we agree. Let peace reign. I have disrespected you in the past and I am sorry for it. I can spend no more time bickering with you as my very integrity, my very identity have been attacked this night. This development is a danger to us all. Ghost House still blows.
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2003-05-13
From: alex (more)
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2003-05-11
From: Everyone (more)
Comments: Well ME, I don't know if I could ever really love you, but it might be time to live and let live. This bickering is counterproductive for us both. We should devote our energies while here to warning others about shitty games like Ghost House. We both have lost sight of why we visit the Sega Master System Museum in the first place. I bear as much responsibility for this digression as you do. Let us usher in a new period of civility and, may I say, sagacity the likes of which the denizens of this site have yet to see. To the future! Oh yeah, Ghost House blows!
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2003-05-10
From: Righteous Anger (more)
Comments: This is the worst SMS game I ever played. Thankfully, neither myself nor any of my loved ones paid money for this garbage.
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2003-05-01
From: ME (more)
Comments: YO ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEE THATS RIGHT IN DA HOUSE!UR SAVIOUR FROM GOIN INNOO A RARE SEGA MS SHOP AND N WASTED YO MONEY FOR GAMES LIKE DIS MO FUCKA.DIS IS HOW UR GARRUANTEED TO GET A PUNK ASS GAMME.IS LIKE U WALK TO DA COUNTA WITH SOME ADITUDE.SHOVE A AK7 RIFFEL IN DER FACE,N U GIVEM ONE AD ESE."YO MADA FUCKA!GI ME ONE O DEM MMASTER GAMES".N IF DEY GIVE U GHOST HOUSE DEN U IS GONNA POP A CAP UP DERE ASS.THIS GAME IS SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT MUTHA.IS LIKE,CHECK DIS OUT BITCH.LE ME JUS SAY,GHOST HOUSE IS SHIT NIGGER.DIS FREAK NIGGER IS PAST SOME FAG ASS WALL WID BATS GOIN UP UR MUTHER FUCKIN MOUTH.WEN U PLAY DIS UL THINK ITS HALF FINISHED LIKE WONDER BOY 4.(THAT GAME SUCKED ASS)WEN I FIRST FIRST PLAYED DIS ON MAH MEKA 62 I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING 'PENIS OF STEEL'TRUS ME IVE SAVED U PPL BEFORE WID MAH REVEIWS AN DIS IS NO JOKE U WONT GET PAST DA FIRST STAGE.THAT IS ALL.
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2003-04-17
From: milkboy24 (more)
Comments: One Dumb Game
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2003-03-05
From: faqih (more)
Comments: hantu
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2003-02-19
From: romayne (more)
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2003-02-04
From: Hongcouver Canu (more)
Comments: Terrible fucking game. Never passed 1st level. as bad as ghostbusters and penguinland.
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2003-01-20
From: Jacko (more)
Comments: its a stinker, a little like alex kidd in miracle world!! i said a little like!!! just 10 times worse!!
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2002-11-09
From: Jessica (more)
Comments: Ghost house
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2002-11-05
From: LOPA PATEL (more)
Comments: HI MY NAME IS LOPA PATEL I WANT A SOME GAME BOY ON THURSDAY 11/11/02 PLES FOR MY FIREND AND LOPA PATE
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2002-07-19
From: Sierra Fan (more)
Comments: Pure nostalgia! Wonderful title for play on your Sega Master System.
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2002-03-16
From: Ro (more)
Comments: Just got \"House of the Dead 2\" for the PC. It\'s a kick-ass shoot-\'em-up game. I\'ve first played it at the arcade and this is as good as owning a Dreamcast.
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2002-03-14
From: Irwin (more)
Comments: My favorite card game! That\'s it....That\'s all.....I miss it a lot!
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2001-12-27
From: Ro (more)
Comments: Gotta Get The House of The Dead series & The Typing of the Dead for the PC.
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2001-11-12
From: Jesse (more)
Comments: This game scared me so much when I was a kid that I couldn\'t play it for very long. Other than that, it was fun at times but also confusing and frustrating. Being a fan of music, it irked me that the music was the same for every part of every level (exception -- 5-second looping \"dracula theme.\" It captured my imagination but it was too hard.
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2001-11-09
From: Heinz (more)
Comments: I will des programm wo do oba isch mit dem goascht
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2001-07-02
From: NetLink-1 (more)
Comments: Ghost House is one of the best games on Sega Master System. The object to the game is to look for treasure in Dracula's Mansion and defeat creatures along the way. Dracula continues to appear and hurts you real bad! Hard to stay alive to complete the game. Ghost House is a puzzle maze/action adventure game that will keep you going. Graphics and Sound are fantastic! Gameplay is fun and challenging. Sega did a great job with this one.
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2001-06-07
From: Tim Conneally (more)
Comments: Punching mummies in the goddamn face and knifing spiders....what a lively game!
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2001-06-07
From: Tim Conneally (more)
Comments: Punching mummies in the goddamn face and knifing spiders....what a lively game!
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2001-06-04
From: Kristin (more)
Comments: This is a pretty fun game, but I've never beat the damn thing...seems like it goes on forever. Still a cool game, though.
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2001-05-15
From: k8 (more)
Comments: fucking ace is all i have to say
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2001-04-25
From: Adam (more)
Comments: Good game.Sort of like Alex Kidd but not really. Cant beat it though. Good graphics for a card game.
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2001-03-24
From: Vampire (more)
Comments: De los mejores de su época
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2001-03-10
From: segacollection. (more)
Comments: Pretty good. I like the music 'when Dracula comes free' a lot. Bit dull after a while, yes.. Segacollection.com
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2001-03-03
From: Rick Lappeman (more)
Comments: Well I played this game a bit and frankly i dont like it. Dont get me wrong im not saying it isnt good its just not my thing, i suppose if you are into platform type puzzle games you should take a look
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2001-03-01
From: JJShireman2 (more)
Comments: I beat this game one day and could not beat it after that. Game is good.
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2001-02-26
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: Where's the end?!?!?!?! fun, but it is no Teddy Boy. Teddy Boy atleast changed up a lot.
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2001-02-22
From: Shizumadrive (more)
Comments: Ahh this game was magnificent it had great graphics tons of secrets and the game never ended. You could kill 50 dracula's (and I think i once did) and you could fight more. Cool cool game.
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