SMS- Time Soldiers

Time Soldiers

[7024] - published by SEGA.

Average Reader Rating: 6.41

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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: FEELING LIKE A WOMAN TU TU TUDUTU TU TU

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2012-08-11
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Brad, you really have your moments. That observation of yours regarding the unkemptness of cavemen and women is spot on. Now, I can appreciate a good hairy pussy and all, but a lady should keep the rest of shit as tight as possible, if you know what I'm saying. I don't know, maybe they could do a passable job on one another with an obsidian blade or something, but I, like you, have my doubts. I guess, though, that if everybody's hair pretty much looked like shit, you'd probably just end up ignoring it. At the very least, a pretty woman (and I have no doubt that there were attractive cavewomen) with horrible hair is still a pretty woman and thus worth a fucking.

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2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Sounds like a good game, I will try it after Teddy Boy.

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2011-10-01
From: Danny (more)
Comments: Probably one of the better translations of an arcade game to be found on the SMS. Whether that makes it a good game or not depends on how one views the arcade version, I guess. Good, not great is my assessment.

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2011-07-07
From: Brad (more)
Comments: I bet cavemen (and women) really looked like shit. Wearing animal skins is one thing, but just imagine if you had to cut your hair and fingernails with fucking rocks. No thank you.

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2011-05-13
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Perhaps the most faithful arcade translation managed by the Master System, at least in my opinion. Not the greatest game regardless of format, though.

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2011-05-04
From: Brad (more)
Comments: Kinda nice killing scores of holier-than-thou cavemen (anachronistically living in the Age of Dinosaurs), but other than that, rather unsatisfying in my opinion. Six monkey faces for you, Time Soldiers.

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2011-01-18
From: BGA (more)
Comments: ching chong chinaman couldn't milk a cow...

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2010-05-21
From: Jonathan Dogey (more)
Comments: This is a real trip back to the 80's!! Could have easily been one of the best Sega Master titles. But the ending will not make you feel like you got your admission's worth. In fact,..... you'll probably be enraged at how cheap it is. Or find it hilarious. Either way.

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2009-05-20
From: Nebrazca78 (more)
Comments: Awesome game especially if you know how to play it right. I eventually beat this one without even using the player 2 continue trick.

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2008-01-24
From: Swift (more)
Comments: this game arrived today and so I started playing with it. After 10 minutes I wanted to send this game back to the time Jesus lived. Bwaaa ...

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2007-09-14
From: yakuso (more)
Comments: The first impression is bad but after 10 minutes, it's very good. Speed and action...YEAHHHH!!!

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2007-08-03
From: orm and cheep (more)
Comments: top run n'gun action. Ikari Warriors on an acid!

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2007-04-22
From: JULIO (more)
Comments: MHGVEAJFUILBGYUDA

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2006-05-30
From: Ro (more)
Comments: YAHOO! I finally found this game! Way better than Ikari Warriors.

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2006-03-15
From: tony the crazed (more)
Comments: wow wow wow wow ts was a freaking awsome game!! i enjoied this game so much that i got the word's time soilder tatoo'ed on my arm!!

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2005-03-16
From: philip (more)
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2005-01-19
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2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward (more)
Comments: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i love time soldiers....LOVE IT.... time soldiers is a fucking awesome game if you dont have it GET IIIIIIIIT!!!!.........NOOOOOOW!!!!........ ummmm...k im sorry, but yeah! get time soldiers its a fuckin awesome game... you go around with this gun and like pick up other guns and shoot shit.... maaaaaaan... i play this shit for hours....HOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRS!!!!!.....cant get the fucking GOD DAMN FUTURE WORLD THOOOOOOooooo....WHHHHHYYYYY!?!??!....WHY! HOW COME I CANT EVER BEAT THIS GAAAAAME!?!? (sob) IT JUST RIPS ME APART INSIIIIiiiiIIIiiiide!!!!!....(sob sob)...AND ALL I WANNA DO IS JUST SEE THE LAST BOSS!!! I DONT WANNA KILL HIM, I JUST WANN SEE HIM!!!! PLEASE!!!! PLEASE!!! I JUST WANNA SEEEEEEE(on knees pounding the floor) I NEVER ASKED FOR MUCH....JUST A LITTLE GLANCE...THATS ALL I WAAAAaaaaa a a a a aaaaaant!....... (looks around)....ummm... 10 alexs? yeh 10s good

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2004-07-16
From: story-slut (more)
Comments: story slut

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2004-04-26
From: n/a (more)
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2004-04-26
From: n/a (more)
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2004-03-02
From: jake (more)
Comments: need wiring schematics.three wires that go to monitor not connested.just purchased need help.

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2003-12-12
From: sukran (more)
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2003-12-11
From: Mr.Bill (more)
Comments: OOOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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2003-08-22
From: Lateur Navy (more)
Comments: Old school

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2003-06-20
From: LaFemmeVelveeta (more)
Comments: Good translation of a mediocre arcade game. Hopefully our schools were good enough to counterbalance the gross inaccuracies of this game. Part historical, part mystical, part fantasy, all fucked up. Other than that, it's not bad.

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2003-05-25
From: Ro (more)
Comments: THIS GAME IS A MUST-HAVE FOR MY SMS COLLECTION! 2 PEOPLE CAN PLAY AT ONCE!

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2003-05-05
From: Sleestak (more)
Comments: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

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2003-05-05
From: Rick Marshall (more)
Comments: I don't know a damn thing about this game, but if they're killing dinosaurs, I'm all for it. Will somebody please get us the hell out of here! I can't take it anymore. Those Sleestaks are creepy mother-fuckers!

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2003-04-08
From: Wi Wi Jumbo (more)
Comments: A very solid game overall, but why the hell would I want to kill dinosaurs? I love dinosaurs! As others have mentioned, however, I was always disturbed by the gross historical inaccuracies of Time Soldiers. How many of my schoolmates' impressions of ancient Egypt or the Mesozoic era were formed, malformed really, by this insidious game.

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2003-02-24
From: Dok (more)
Comments: The best 2 player game for the Master System and one of the best games for this system as well !

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2002-12-13
From: Instigator (more)
Comments: The Aracade verision was so much better! the SMS game sucked royal!

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2002-12-10
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: Well well, guess who just beat this baby, this bad boy. WHat a shitty ending. I might have skipped over something because I was hitting the fire button so fiercly against Gyland, but there's a trick to beating him just like there is every big boss, get to the right side of the screen and hit him in the chin while avoiding his laser shot. You can basically ignore the ridiculous shots he's firing straight ahead of him. I have loved his sucker for over a decade, and just beat it for the first time ever. Thats one more SMS title that I've nailed. Now its on to Space Harrier, another favorite I've never beaten. Time Soldiers rules. Is the arcade any different than the SMS>?

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2002-11-20
From: jeremy (more)
Comments: Dinosaurs and cavemen in the same era....fantastic.

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2002-10-30
From: secsspos (more)
Comments: I played this game and beat it by using the Pro Action Replay cartridge. It was a fun game, it had many different scenes and enemies, and the graphics are good. Can't give it a 10 because it was just too hard without the Pro Action Replay. In this game you must travel in time to rescue your friends.

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2002-10-06
From: Soldier (more)
Comments: Does anyone know where i can download Time Soldiers for the Commodore Amiga? I can't find it anywhere?

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2002-08-30
From: F1000X (more)
Comments: A classic game of my past. I grew up playing this game with my next door neighbor when I was judt a little squirt. Very addictive, with a decent challenge too. What makes this game shine is the fact that it had a sucessful 2 player mode. Compared to other run and shoot games such as The Jackal (NES). I think this one is far superior in graphics and gameplay. A very Contra esque game, minus the side scrolling. If you find this game. BUY IT!! Very underated and very fun.

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2002-08-04
From: geoffrey waltis (more)
Comments: this game suxs dead dog's nut O.K

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2002-02-28
From: alan (more)
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2001-06-29
From: Sam (more)
Comments: I fucking love this game. This, Shinobi, and Ghostbusters were the best games for the Master System.

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2001-05-31
From: TIM DAVIS (more)
Comments: HATED IT!

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2001-05-22
From: Chris Finnie (more)
Comments: Definately one of my fav's. I played this game non-stop when i was younger!!! It's the top game i'm looking for right now!

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2001-05-21
From: Gam09Bo07 (more)
Comments: Despite what some say, this was a really good game if you gave it a chance. It's in my top three favorites for this system, the other two being Wonder Boy III: The Dragon's Trap and Phantasy Star. Not only was this game fun and challenging, but it was multiplayer. It was one of the best experiences I've had with a game, and it's still fun to this day. The aim with some of the guns might be difficult at first, but once you get the hang of it, it's like second nature. Seriously, if you set this game down because you had a new system to play or because it was too difficult and you still have it, you should sit yourself down with it and do yourself the honor of playing it. And don't forget a friend.

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2001-05-20
From: COULTER BRYANT (more)
Comments: THIS WAS A FUN 2 PLAYER GAME,ONLIKE THE OTHERS THIS GAME WAS NOT ANOYING!!!!!

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2001-05-10
From: Ro (more)
Comments: The arcade version is very challenging.

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2001-04-16
From: Psionic Storm (more)
Comments: Lame, Lame, Lame, Lame, *LAME*. It's just impossible, let alone annoying. ever tried beating the "Aruma" boss? And that's a middle boss! try the minotaur once for hours of painful fun. for Johan and Ben. :P

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2001-03-28
From: stephen g (more)
Comments: this game to a seven year old was quite hard but the end of level boss charecters were huge and filled the screen, (which is quite impressive for a master system)ie,dinosaurs + tanks + robots.

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2001-03-23
From: Matt (more)
Comments: A VERY hard game to beat. I never beat it though. Very repetitive, and your never given enough fire power to fight anyone.

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2001-03-14
From: Silver (more)
Comments: This is a game that I have some very nice memories of. It was one of the few master games I never beat, but I still love it.

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2001-03-05
From: Trance Strider (more)
Comments: *sigh* Just another overhead shooter I guess. I remember playing the arcade game in a laundromat just 3 minutes away from my house. First it's easy, then I really get the swift boot in the Future world.

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2001-02-26
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: really good game. I never beat it though. I suck at beating games, i just love em.

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2001-02-22
From: shizumadrive (more)
Comments: THis game was very annoying. It was the last SMS game I eer bought and I dont know if it was the dated graphics (genesis and snes were out) or the hardness of it but it just wasnt so great.

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