Great Golf

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[5057] - published by SEGA. Average Reader Rating: 5.73

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2013-07-30
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Not being accepted to art school. Figure he'd turn out into a dictator.

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2013-06-29
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Then you haven't seen his awful paintings, Paul.

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2013-06-27
From: Paul Cook   (
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Comments: HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

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2013-06-27
From: Braja McCarthy   (
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Comments: THE HOLOCAUST WAS FUNNY

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2013-06-27
From: Max Fitzgerald   (
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Comments: Aids infested niggers! Hanging from a tree!

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2013-06-27
From: Nimai McCarthy   (
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Comments: KICK THE ABSOLUTE LIVING SHIT OUT OF AN OLD LADY TRYING TO WITHDRAW HER PENSION AT THE POST OFFICE CASH POINT, THEN HAVE A SHIT IN HER BAG! Also goatse.

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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Only Mario Golf was a good golf game IMO

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2012-05-16
From: Rain   (
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Comments: Sega really did improve in its sports games later on in its life. but in the 80's there was the 'Great' franchise, which by the 90's was quite prehistoric. but if you lok past all that, this game is actually quite a cool golf game for the era it came out. only one course, but you could play 4 players with one controller making it a great multiplayer game, which was it's strength.

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2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Damn it will be hard. Do they use cameras for the Laundromats?

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2011-12-02
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Well, you've got to be very careful, but Laudromats, laundry rooms in apartment buildings, women's locker rooms are great (but hard as hell to get into and out of), pretty much wherever laundry is being done. College dormitories are great, too. If all else fails, you've got to break into peoples houses.

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2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Woah Peter, I tought I was the only one who did that. Too bad I only have the panties of my mom and sister. Where could I steal one from a presumably attractive women that is not in my family? Any hints/help ?

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2011-11-24
From: Perry   (
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Comments: I've taken quite a shine to Paula Creamer, myself. This despite the fact that she does not respond to fan mail, at least not that which contains photos of erect penises and a copy of a Golf Digest article featuring her that I ejaculated on. Go figure.

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2011-04-15
From: Steve   (
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Comments: That's some pretty sick shit, but I'm not one to judge. Anyway, ever notice that there are a lot of rather attractive lady golfers nowadays? Paula Creamer is my favorite, and a very aptly named young woman, if I do say so myself. To be fair, though, whenever I see her, it is I who is the "creamer". I use girls' socks I buy in the junior miss department to catch the semen.

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2011-04-11
From: Peter   (
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Comments: I neglected to mention my penchant for stealing young girls' panties, ejaculating onto them, and then returning them, placing them under the girl's pillow along with a crisp one dollar bill. Is it wrong? No.

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2009-12-19
From: DeathAdder X   (
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Comments: My first golf game I ever played, and really and truly, it was pretty good, and I actually prefered it over Nintendo's "Golf". The graphics are neat and well kept, the sound is minimal with some pretty scratchy voice sythesis, but it really adds charm to the game. There is no music at all, except at the beginning of the title screen, but that just leaves you room to bump your own shit!!! The controls are great too, pretty much all one button. All in All, This is a great golf game, that has sort of a sentimental value to me

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2009-06-11
From: Nebrazca78   (
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Comments: The SMS doesn't really have any stellar golf games but this is one of the best. Back then there was no grid to go over the green when putting. That technology really revolutionized golf games and is often still used today. Aside from that, a fun and widely available game. Get it if you like golf. Also of note the Japanese version of Great Golf is an almost completely different game.

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2006-09-01
From: Peter   (
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Comments: If you just hadn't TOLD me not to, I wouldn't have done it. By the way, this game gets better and better!

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2006-09-01
From: Peter   (
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Comments: I meant no offense, but I'll post where I wish.

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2006-08-31
From: DevlWorshipper   (
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Comments: Damn Peter, that was cold. I thought you were on our side in a Paganist sort of way. Whatever though, dude.

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2006-08-31
From: Peter   (
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Comments: You know what, I change my mind. This game is slightly better than I gave it credit for just a minute ago.

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2006-08-31
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Here I am, bitch.

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2005-08-23
From: Deathadder X   (
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Comments: While Sega Master System hit it big in the 80's with it's "Great" sports series of games. "Great Golf" definately decribed Great Golf. This was in my opinion the Best golf game I have ever played although there has been some great out there. If you a fan of golf or even not, play this game please. Graphics- 8 Sound/Music-4 Controls-10(You barely use any buttons usually just one of them)

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2005-06-07
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Casual C  (more)
Comments: This is the best golf game EVer!!! my record is nine under on 18... hole 5 with the islands is tricky.... you can only make the second island off of the drive if a heavy wind is to your back. I would love to or if someone would design a modern game similar to this...

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2004-12-30
From: Niger Woods   (
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Comments: Why is the golf club swung, a clump of dirt in the air, and the ball still sitting on the ground on the cover of the box. Who designs this shit.

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2004-04-29
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Paul DB  (more)
Comments: not bad but gets a bit boring

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2003-05-04
From: Carin Koch   (
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Comments: I would like all of you to think about me when you masturbate. I am so wet right now just thinking about it. I'm so horny! My husband is gay and really needed only for his sperm. He has no time for me. My only source of comfort is thinking about men hurriedly jerking themselves off while watching women's golf, hoping desperately that their wives don't walk in on them before they climax. Keep watching, guys!

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2003-03-31
From: Master Blaster   (
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Comments: Great Golf it was... nothing like it then...

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2002-12-03
From: jeremy   (
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Comments: Oh, great.......golf.

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2001-07-04
From: Bitch 69   (
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Comments: 'Yawn' Great my ass.

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2001-05-01
From: junk   (
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Comments: a great game if you like golf

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2001-03-25
From: Jason   (
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Comments: yeah but if you hit it right, you could sky it and have it land on the second island, then reach the green on your second shot. Anyway, I liked this game. Got a little annoyed at the lady saying "it's on" when you landed on the green.

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2001-03-23
From: Metaphunk   (
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Comments: There is one hole where there are 4 islands, and it is a par 3. You have to hit it on every island to make it to the hole, and it is impossible to even get a bogey. Or at least i think there was...

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2001-03-17
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Tomi Kaunisto  (more)
Comments: Like the real thing, all computer and video game golf is annoying and irritating. However, this one is LESS than most others. It also has a great, rare feature for SMS game: 1-4 players. My best score ever was +2. I once got a Hole-in-One! (hole 5, I think; some par 3)

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