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2023-07-01
From: Paul (more)
Comments: What's the deal with all these videos of girls eating their own grool? I'm not saying they don't arouse me, they do, I'm just afraid that they're not doing it for their own interest. Anyway, Brian was right about that last helicopter, though. So, is it cool to kill Russians again in videos games now 'cause of Ukraine?
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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Guess I'll play this game when I'll have time. Forced to read? Just admit you masturbate to these stories every day. Good boy. There's also serious reviews scattered around the site/games. Anyways for reviews we need to play the game by ourselves in order to truly knows if they are worth it so reviews are kind of useless.
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2012-07-15
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Forced to read? Bitch, shut the fuck up.
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2012-07-15
From: joe (more)
Comments: Imagine if people actually came here to talk about the classic games instead of this idle bull crap i'm forced to read... Now, on to the game. This was a pretty good game. I really liked it. The difficulty level was fairly high, but still beatable. This was one of those games that sega made on a "newer" development kit....the music was of the "newer" sega sounds...the graphics were pretty good too...
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2011-12-11
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: What's not to love about terrorists ? They are quite funny in South Park.
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2011-12-11
From: Ron (more)
Comments: Rambo is a fucking loser. Plus, in this piece-of-shit, he's actually helping terrorists! The blame for 9/11 must fall squarely on Rambo's massive and sexy shoulders.
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2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Contra games > Rambo games Rambo Movies > Swarzanegger movies
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2011-10-26
From: Donald (more)
Comments: Rambo was shooting the wrong people in this one, if you catch my drift.
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2011-08-20
From: Frank (more)
Comments: No offense intended, girl. When I wrote that Peter seemed pretty sure he was done with you and, well, you sound like my kind of bitch so I jumped at the opportunity to try and get balls deep in your chunky monkey. Again, sorry for any offense. P.S. I've known of very few women that spit "it" out afterwards....it's your reward, you've earning it, enjoy it.
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2011-08-20
From: Natalie (more)
Comments: What a jerk! I have no need of Pro Action Replay Codes, nor do I swallow semen generally, if that was what you were implying. Those of us females with manners spit the semen out into the sink or toilet when we are done orally pleasing our men. You have a lot to learn, Frank, and you could learn most of it from Peter, the coolest and smartest guy I've ever known. FYI, though, I did swallow his nut butter from time to time because he would pout for hours if I didn't. Still a great guy, though. We're thinking about getting back together now that I'm off my sushi kick ;)
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2011-07-14
From: Natalie (more)
Comments: I don't know, Peter....Despite what some dick wrote, though, I don't have dial-up, anymore. In fact, ever since I was convicted of selling meth, I've gotten to use the computers in the prison library and the connection is quite fast, indeed. My family has cautioned me against contacting any of the people that I used to, you know, so I can start fresh when Obama lets all of us drug-related criminals go, hopefully soon. I miss our chats and the occasional time your adequate dick would fill me with hot love, but I think I should leave that part of my life in the past. Sorry, Peter.
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2011-04-11
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Yeah, well I don't miss you, bitch. You gots a stank ass pussy!
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2010-10-20
From: John R. (more)
Comments: My TV screen still has marks on it from me holding the gun too close to the screen...
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2010-04-02
From: Rocky (more)
Comments: Great graphics, great playability and pretty hard!!!!!!
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2008-01-27
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Peter is a tool.
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2007-06-24
From: Fernando (more)
Comments: great game, greatest music
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2007-05-06
From: Croaky (more)
Comments: Hi, Is this forum about the Sega Master system game? It seems to me it is for girlfriend deprived sadists. In any case, I sympathise with the loss of your libidinal pleasures at primal narcissism!
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2007-01-29
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Hello?
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2006-08-18
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Shit, I put an extra "http://" in the last one. Please don't let my carelessness prevent you from looking at these sites. They are primarily Russian language sites, however.
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2006-08-18
From: Peter (more)
Comments: In the interest of promoting greater understanding of the Soviet-Afghan War and to reinforce how shitty a movie Rambo III was, here are the URLs of two great sites about said war: http://afgan.ru and http://http://artofwar.ru/janr/index_janr_1-1.shtml
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2006-06-25
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I had nothing to do with any spambots. Why were most of my posts excised from the site?
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2006-06-21
From: Pervert Jim (more)
Comments: Oh man, I got one better. I once rubbed my cock shaft inside my sister's buttcrack this one time, and I started poking my cock head around her butthole. She was giggling and teasing me the whole time. I started pressing my cockhead against her butthole more, and got the "head" in, and she went "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". And I kept in there for a few minutes, and she kept saying "hurry up" knowing I wasn't going to stop til I cummed. She said "It feels like I have to go poo" once or twice, and I finally came! She was pissed off and got up and said she good feel it when I cummed and was just kinda pissed at me for doing that.
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2006-06-20
From: Stimie (more)
Comments: I like rubbing shit on my dick in the bathtub.
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2006-06-07
From: Serious Guy (more)
Comments: Okay, time out. Lets talk for real. Who here has ever had anal sex? I had anal sex with an ex-gf years ago. She didn't like it. I tell ya, her asshole was tight, and I came with in minutes. She was pissed I didn't pull out of her ass before cumming in it. There was a little shit on my deck, most around my cock head.
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2006-06-06
From: Stimie (more)
Comments: I like to play with my willy in the bathtub, mom says its good to splurge at least once a day
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2006-06-01
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Lord shin and peter are both wrong. Lord shin.... you are just wrong... end of story. I wont ask peter to explain the voices quotes because i know he is a clever man, and could easily make up some bullshit to fit any quote in question. I am not denying that. so there you go peter. I have noticed indeed that one of the voices quotes has something to do with Korea, but is it a bad thing? do you have a problem with my ancestors?? Oh yes... your american... you hate the east.. because they are the only real threat to your 'power' over the world. especially after your sudden exit from trying to conquer north korea... and indeed vietnam. Failed in both... only partially succeeded. ( i now expect some pro american rant...) but at the end of the day... you got your own way in a portion of each country i mentioned, the intention was to conquer all, but no.... the corrupt western superpower failed. Through ignorance and stupidity. Peter... maybe if you are so clever,,,, be a general, or run for president... be alot more practical and useful than spellchecking people like me online :) love you man xxx
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2006-06-01
From: Lord Shin (more)
Comments: Look at these two sorry little cyber gimps...Peter and Sam. Sam knows Judo, can drink booze out of his ass, Peter gets laid daily and drives a 4x4 pick up truck. NOT! Yer both a couple of sorry ass pieces of shit who have do not have girlfriends, do not know judo or any form of ass kicking, and both masturbate daily to free internet porn pictures. Why don't y'all just shut the fuck up and talk about these fucking video games! Assholes!
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2006-06-01
From: Sam (more)
Comments: That is an invalid comment Peter, how can you be better than me in every conceivable way? If im so gay... i suppose im better at sucking dicks than you? you dont think things through enough do you Peter. i can get the ladies better than you (and the men), i could drink you under the table... i could bust you up in a judo contest... just a few things of many that i can do better than you :) maybe at some point we should have a mini olympics of tasks to see whos better! it would be fun too! than afterwards we can have sex with some old ladies and have colostomy bag fights. what do you think?
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2006-05-31
From: Peter (more)
Comments: That's strange...I didn't write that, but it's absolutely true! I am better than Sam in every conceivable way. I truly kick ass!
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2006-05-30
From: Kiera (more)
Comments: I couldn't be more disappointed lately. First of all, I got a yeast infection from sharing a dildo with one of the flea-bag prostitutes I am forced by abject poverty to live with. This infection has rendered my oft violated snatch all the more fetid. I mean, it always kinda stunk, enough that neighborhood alley cats would follow me hither and yon awaiting a fish dinner that could never come, but now it is even more eye-wateringly putrid. My only consolation comes from the fact that the overwhelming stench of my pudenda proved to be too much for the pubic lice that were calling my already ripe genitals home, killing them more completely (indeed, more mercifully) than any crab shampoo currently on the market. Second, I now find out that my erstwhile friend Sam is indeed NOT at all boss. He is still funny in a third grade sort of way which would normally suit me as a person of limited intellect, but nobody likes a fraud, especially one that cannot maintain an erection unless he constantly thinks about the time he discovered his auntie's control-top pantyhose dangling from a shower rod, crusted as they were with a combination of menstrual blood, some sort of makeshift spermicide fashioned from vinegar and Clearasil, along with copious amounts of semen from varied members of Class Mammalia. His aunt was a very busy slag, indeed! Sexual dysfunction aside, though, one should not tacitly take credit for another's work. That's enough for now, back to the salt mines with me, though that's really just an old expression. In reality, it's back to the glory hole.
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2006-05-28
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Knock it off Sam. Leave natalie out of this! Hey natalie, it's cool you came back to me. I was really hoping we could go see a movie or something. I'm still living with my folks, hope that doesn't bother you. Just ignore the little tit named Sam, he's a fag.
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2006-05-28
From: natalie's ass (more)
Comments: Hi, natalie just got done pushing some shit out of me an hour or so ago. I sure am tight. She doesn't wipe up real good, so I smell a wee-bit. I just hope she never agrees to having anal sex with a guy, I sure would hate to have a cock up me.
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2006-05-28
From: natalie (more)
Comments: Hi Peter! Remember me??? I still think you are kinda cool. Even with what Sam has said about you, I still like you. Just don't go anywhere near my ass, it's a one way exit, no what I mean ;) Hopefully we can chat some more. Bye.
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2006-05-28
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Peter, only one person thought it was me, others asked me over MSN where i got it from, and i told them... off a website,. If you are the voices... then why dont you go back to being amusing rather than a uptight wannabe know it all square? just a suggestion.
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2006-05-27
From: Lord Shin (more)
Comments: I'll fuck ya up Peter if you don't shut the fuck up you punk ass bitch! You think you are some kind of bad ass? I'll kick the living shit out of you boy, bring it on bitch whore!
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2006-05-27
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Poor old peter. I didnt realise that such small things upset you, such as spelling and grammar, it was my bad ... i might have known that you would get upset if you are the voices and i used your saying. That sort of online offence must have pushed you far enough to slash your wrists in fustration. Im truley sorry peter, and i also recommend councelling for this strange obsessive compulsive disorder you seem to have. Also pray tell... why do you look at myspace page again? just curious, If you need a sholder to cry on about people with bad spelling and grammar, give me a call. Ill listen, its Ok its Ok... shhh
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2006-05-27
From: Sam (more)
Comments: I posted it to my friend on myspace because it was funny. Not because i passed it off as my own. and i doubt you are the ame person... the voices is amusing, you are pathetic and sad, and have a high priority to point out spelling and grammar mistakes on online forums. I pity you peter.
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2005-11-25
From: Sam (more)
Comments: i have 3 inches poser? how would you know??? FAGGOT!
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2005-11-24
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Laura.. im the right wing politically incorrect bastard!!!! everyone in here hates me! ha! but thanks though. :)
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2005-11-23
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Laura... i do belive that the genuine Peter isnt at work here, i admit the real Peter was a bit of a goon a times but he was allright. More work of the poser i do not doubt.
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2005-11-23
From: Laura (more)
Comments: ha ha ha ha ha!!!! The funniest thing about you Peter is that you take this all so very serious! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! LOSER!
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2005-11-23
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Laura.... yes. Him and george are bum buddies
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2005-11-23
From: Sam (more)
Comments: what the fuck??? haha! Everybody has aids. aids aids aids aids aids aids!!!
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2005-11-22
From: Laura (more)
Comments: Hey Peter, seeing that you posted a message on every single board today, not to mention the countless time you spend on this pathetic web site; I wonder Peter, do your parents cry themselves to sleep at night wonndering "where did we go wrong?"
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2005-10-18
From: Typical Yank (more)
Comments: zzz..zzz.. *snap* AHHHH huh what? Oh... I'm sorry, was Gerald Ford just speaking?
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2005-10-18
From: Jimmy Carter (more)
Comments: I let all the bad Cubans in this country... 26 years later... lookie what happens. I'm a dufus butt.
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2005-10-17
From: George Washingt (more)
Comments: The English were easy to beat. In ever engagement I would hide a group of hillbillies in the woods with rifles and one by one they would pick off British Officers. I dear say, it was a joyful sight to watch the British regulars run around amongsts themselves - disorderly and akward they would become once you cut the "chicken's head from its body." Ah yes, a joyful sight it was indeed.
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2005-10-17
From: Cornholewallace (more)
Comments: I was a limey General. I let those pitchfork weilding farmers blast my arse.
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2005-10-16
From: Will Teasle (more)
Comments: I am first to admit I agree with Murdock. You see John and Trautman, I was in the Korean War. A very brutal war, much more brutal than your little Vietnam war was. Hell, I was lucky to come out of the Korean with all my toes. At night I froze my ass off and during the day starved all the while fighting off those hoards of china men. That is why I hated you so much John Rambo. Drifting through my small town like an asshole, I simply didn't want you around. You see John, my war was better than your war. You see what gets me the most, is that y'all lost the Nam war, 10-15 years later you make movies about going back to Nam and with one m-16 rifle you semmingly take on the whole Viet Cong army and win. Makes you wonder how the hell y'all lost that war to began with?
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2005-10-15
From: Will Teasle (more)
Comments: Rambo maybe if you cut your hair and take a bath, the Colonel will treat you nicer. If you ask me though, I think Colonel Sanders has more balls than that Trautman fella you so love. Anyways Rambo, come on back to Hope. I sure would like to see your naked ass in one of my jail cells again. I really like your ass cheeks.
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2005-10-15
From: Troutman (more)
Comments: John! Get a hold of yourself for crying out loud! Your a solider not a doctor! errr... nevermind. Anyways, get a grip now, the country needs you for Rambo IV. And by the way John, I wish I had shot you dead in that Sheriff's office up in Hope back in 1982. I tell you something John, I'm glad I'm dead. There is no way in hell I could stand being in one more Rambo squeal!
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2005-10-14
From: Troutman (more)
Comments: Rambo! DEFUSE this situation! I am not or ever was a FAG!
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2005-10-13
From: John Rambo (more)
Comments: Hey, why do you keep pushing? I'll let you all in on a little secret: Troutman was a fag.
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-09-18
From: Peter is a gimp (more)
Comments: Mooley lover!
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2005-08-26
From: C4Soldier (more)
Comments: Pretty decent game, but 1 complaint: Just like the box for First Blood Part II, THE FUCKIN' WEAPON IS WRONG! Being a soldier who served a year in Iraq, I know a little bit about weapons, and Rambo is holding an AK-74 (not 47) with an M-203 attached! M-203's only work with M-16s!
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2005-04-11
From: Alvaro Figueire (more)
Comments: Particularmente gosto desse jogo,porém o acho um pouco difícil exigindo reflexos muito rápidos.
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2005-02-15
From: pondermuffin (more)
Comments: as I sit in the darkness, alone with but a measly squirrel, I smile as I remember happy times when I pranced and romped about like a limpwristed faggot through the dewey meadows of yesteryear. All I wanted to do was laugh at the pumpkins. Well, those fuckers are sorry now, as I lightly sautee their rotten corpses in a creamy butter sauce. The bananas are watching YOU! 8 Acorn monkeys!
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2005-02-14
From: ()()()()( (more)
Comments: this game is great whats up with oath and stuff
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2004-12-21
From: Ruben (more)
Comments: Yo Onan I'm back.The reason I have been gone such a long is because I have been very very sick.Had the runs twice upset stomach and sore throat.SMS2 finnaly came but it was all english cords and system!
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2004-11-15
From: Hate Onan (more)
Comments: Onan, you need to shut the fuck up. You don't know anything about games and I know you are a faggot. You fucking piece of shit! Onan is a bitch fucking bitch.
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2004-11-09
From: Ruben (more)
Comments: thank's Onan
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2004-11-08
From: Ruben (more)
Comments: Onan ,do SMS's have to play.... Well my guestion is does a SMS2 play SMS games and , SMS2 games ? or just SMS2 games only? Please type me back .Because I orderd a SMS2 and Rocky .But it didn't have a SMS2 logo on the top of its plastic protector case I mean Rocky. I'd be thankfull if you would give me a answer O.K? plaese do me that favor ! and I'll do you a favor...... I'll try to spell beter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and did I spell beter right? see you around!
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2004-11-02
From: Ruben (more)
Comments: friends?
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2004-11-02
From: Ruben (more)
Comments: ouch that hurt and by the why do you think I'm the ???? guy he's a dumb ass.
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2004-10-31
From: Ruben (more)
Comments: Onan who the hell are you talking about . No one needs to shut the fuck up except you.
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2004-10-31
From: ???? (more)
Comments: Onan go fuck a Nintendo you gay worthless piece of SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2004-10-29
From: ???? (more)
Comments: JEREMY GET SOM FUCKING BRAINS!!!!!!!!
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2004-10-29
From: ??????????????? (more)
Comments: onan you are such a mofo you are a fucking first grader you fugly piece of shit
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2004-10-28
From: ????? (more)
Comments: daer JJ AND ONAN GO FUCK EACH OTHER JJ SHIT HAED AND ONAN THE BARBREIAN
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2004-10-28
From: ?????? (more)
Comments: onan give your adrres ill give you a drees faget
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2004-10-28
From: ??????? (more)
Comments: IF YOU NO SO MUCH ABOUT CRAP YOU MUST BEMR.SHIT HEAD THE EXPERT ON CRAP DUMBAAAAAA
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2004-07-25
From: igor (more)
Comments: Hey scott you fukcing bastard youre not gonna kill anybody you motherfucking shit.If i see you i will take your heart off...fucking shit...
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2004-02-18
From: rocky (more)
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2004-01-26
From: joe (more)
Comments: big fan of these sort of games. good 4 its time
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2003-11-02
From: marcos (more)
Comments: fhj
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2003-10-31
From: iva sorasss (more)
Comments: this is a shit game
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2003-07-08
From: JJ (more)
Comments: Crap film. Crap actor. Crap game.
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2003-06-20
From: LaFemmeVelveeta (more)
Comments: I only managed to beat this game once, but part of Rambo III's charm was that it never really got old. I guess one just never tires of shooting people. This was, by far, my favorite Light Phaser game. Of course, I only had two: this surprising gem and the deeply depressing Safari Hunt.
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2003-04-07
From: Wi Wi Jumbo (more)
Comments: This game was released at a very bad time, geopolitically speaking. With glasnost and perestroika in the air, butchering hundreds of Soviets just didn't seem as fun as it would have even a few years earlier. Also, I can help but think that Rambo may have been unwittingly helping Osama bin Laden or the nascent Taliban. Perhaps what I dislike most about Rambo III is that it turn me into a remorseless killing machine.
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2003-03-31
From: Master Blaster (more)
Comments: Action Pack! Back Then
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2003-03-25
From: joe (more)
Comments: d
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2003-02-03
From: Kristian (more)
Comments: This game depicts the movie well and the auto fire rocks as does the games Al.it has a good aim too compared to some games that do not go well with the gun. whats more I got it for $6 australian with a gun kick ass.
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2002-12-07
From: hot, sweaty, ta (more)
Comments: I brought this game into school once to lend to someone...I got chased out of the playground because people thought I was homosexual when they saw the cover.
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2002-12-04
From: of shmiel (more)
Comments: this game is bullocks and i wish it was never made which im sure a lot of other people htink as well jus so u know i will fuckin kick your ass if you fuck with me
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2002-10-23
From: Randy Johnson (more)
Comments: Rambo III uses the light gun but I don't care much for it. It only gives one life per game and no continues.
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2002-10-12
From: Rambo (more)
Comments: stupid
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2002-10-11
From: secsspos (more)
Comments: Rambo goes on a bludlust spree a goes on a one man genocidal attack, just to save an idiot who wasn't supposed to be in Afghanistan. All those lives lost just to save one idiot. Sad.
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2002-10-05
From: pector (more)
Comments: hgfjh
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2002-08-29
From: c (more)
Comments: vv
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2002-08-27
From: Le vick (more)
Comments: A really goofy game. Got it from a friend, but didn´t really like it
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2002-06-26
From: d (more)
Comments: i thought this game was pretty good for being on the mastersystem
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2002-03-18
From: Apocalypse (more)
Comments: should be the other way around...rambo is out, afganistan rules...
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2002-03-03
From: B (more)
Comments: This is a cool game! The music is cool!
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2001-05-22
From: Chris Finnie (more)
Comments: This game is imposible, you deffinately need 2 players but who has two phasers anymore???
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2001-05-22
From: Gam09Bo07 (more)
Comments: This is the second best shooter I have; Gangster Town is the first. It's not the best game out there, but it's fun. I played for hours at a time sometimes, but never got too far into the game. It was difficult, and I don't know if it was because of game design or how bad i sucked at it, but it was hard, to say the least. I still have my Light Phaser and have just bought a "new" Master System, but I haven't picked up and played this one again yet. Maybe I will soon, when I'm really bored.
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2001-05-21
From: themoodykid (more)
Comments: Like a good summer movie, this game is pure dumb fun.
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2001-05-17
From: j (more)
Comments: jklad
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2001-05-05
From: f (more)
Comments: very good
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2001-03-15
From: Fernando (more)
Comments: Muito bom esse jogo.
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2001-03-08
From: Brian Pumphrey (more)
Comments: Being a fan of the Rambo movies, I liked this game! the auto fire was cool idea! Figuring out how to kill that last Hind/Apache was a little tricky though!
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