Rambo: First Blood Part II

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[5054] - published by SEGA. Average Reader Rating: 6.75

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Overhead shooter. Unfortunately, you don't have an unlimited supply of ammo like he seemed to have in the movie.

 


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2014-02-13
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Bro chill out. Iím in need of a girlfriend real bad. Iím still living at home and I donít work out much. My arms look like broom handles. So, listen here, if you canít help me, then go away. Oh how I wish Natalie would come back to me. Last time I saw her, her knew boyfriend beat me up mighty bad. Oh NatalieÖ NatalieÖ.

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2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Bro go MGTOW we don't need girl what we need is sex and it's cheap so it's all good.

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2014-01-02
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Hi everyone. Been awhile. I still need a girlfriend.

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2011-12-08
From: BlublaDe   (
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Comments: Fuck that shit ! I would examine them with my special rod. One shot of it cure every diseases. As for fuglies I would pay a virgin boy some cash and then he would shot his magic medicine in her too. Everyone would be happy.

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2011-12-07
From: Scott   (
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Comments: Yeah, that would be the life if you could choose who got to "use" you. Reminds me of that time in every young boy's life that he wants to be a gynecologist...right up until the time he realizes that he wouldn't just be doing pelvic exams on supermodels and cheerleaders. There'd be nasty diseases and disorders to deal with, too.

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2011-12-07
From: BluBlade   (
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Comments: I hope I will be reincarnated as a green dildo. Well not for these two old men but for some sexy 18 years old girls.

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2011-11-25
From: Perry   (
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Comments: My mother was an Army nurse stationed in Plieku during the Vietnam War. One night the hospital was attacked by the VC or NVA with 122mm rockets. Well, one of the rockets landed pretty close to my mom's quarters. Mom and her friend Marilyn, another nurse there, were the first to arrive at the crater made by the rocket, which had been where a few (thankfully unoccupied) tents had sat just moments before. There, caught in the beam of my mother's flashlight, she spied an unusual object that had seemingly been uncovered by the explosion of the rocket. It was, according to Mom's description, a beautiful and ornate jade dildo, apparently intact and otherwise unharmed in any way. Marilyn saw it, too, and quickly picked it up, thinking that she and my mother had discovered something of real significance. After the commotion had all died down, they went back to their shared quarters and inspected the dildo. Sure enough, it was in immaculate condition as far as they could tell. They cleaned it up as best they could and placed it in an old shoe box that Marilyn kept under her cot. Unbeknownst to my mother at the time, Marilyn woke up in the middle of the night, about 2:00 AM by her watch, and was struck by an odd and inescapable urge to use the dildo. As she related to my mother the next morning, Marilyn took the dildo from the shoe box and began masturbating with it as my mom lay sleeping a few feet away. Almost immediately, Marilyn was overcome by what she described as the most powerful orgasm of her life, an orgasm that left her paralyzed for several hours afterward. She was terrified by this, not knowing what had happened to her or what was wrong, but eventually she was able to mover again and quickly removed the dildo and placed it back in the box. Checking her watch again, it was now almost 5:00 AM. Unable to sleep after the episode, she sat there waiting for my mother to wake up. She soon did, and Marilyn related what had happened to her. She was embarrassed, Mom said, but she felt that she just had to tell somebody what happened. My mom believed her and was, herself, curious about what had happened, but such things had to wait because they soon had to be on duty. That night, after their shifts, they returned to their quarters and my mother asked Marilyn to give her the dildo to see if the same thing happened to her. Marilyn obliged, taking it from the box once more and handing it to my mother. Mom then undressed and got under the covers of her cot and, with Marilyn watching nervously, inserted the dildo and began masturbating. Just as had happened to Marilyn, my mother climaxed almost immediately, with wave after wave of the indescribable orgasm washing over her. She, too, found that she was paralyzed afterward. She remained there on her cot, motionless for two hours or so, while Marilyn tried to get some sort of response out of my mother. Mom watched the whole time, her eyes the only part of her body she seemed able to control. Then, at about midnight, she regained control of her body and removed the dildo from inside of her and laid it on her cot. They both just stared at it for a while, not understanding what was happening, but knowing full well that this object was more than it appeared to be. They agreed then and there to get rid of it, whatever it was, so they buried in a pit they dug in the dirt under the floor of their quarters. Sooner or later, however, one of them would be compelled by some force to did it up again and use it. They didn't know if the dildo had some manner of intrinsic power over them or if they just became addicted in some sense to the unbelievably powerful orgasms that it created. Regardless, after they had both succumbed to its power several times more, they decided to really get rid of the thing. They took it to a little curio shop in downtown Pleiku that they had visited several times. They had become quite friendly with the Mama-san that ran the store, and they told her that they had found an strange object and wondered if she was interested in taking it off their hands. Intrigued, the Mama-san said "yes", but when my mother took it out of her bag and started to hand it to her, the Mama-san screamed and cursed at them to leave the store. Unnerved by the look of fright in the woman's eyes, they ran into the alley behind a Caltex gas station and, after wrapping it in some old newspapers they found, left it there for anyone, anyone but them, to find. Haunted by these events, Marilyn and my mother soon sought comfort in one another's arms and, though beginning innocently enough, this soon blossomed into a torrid sexual relationship between the two women. It was, in fact, the first lesbian relationship of my mother's life. Not so, Marilyn, however. She had from her earlier sexual awakenings been a lesbian, and would so remain to this day. Unfortunately for my mother, Marilyn had contracted gonorrhea as a result of an on-again off-again affair with a beautiful Vietnamese bar girl there in Pleiku and had soon passed the disease on to my mother. Understandably upset by this, my mother ended their relationship immediately and, though they tried to remain friends, they drifted apart, especially after Mom traded quarters with another of Marilyn's friends at the hospital. All of this...caused, ultimately, by that beautiful jade dildo. The mystery of its powers remain long after the relationships it destroyed have vanished forever into the mists of time.

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2011-10-22
From: Roy   (
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Comments: I, for one, liked the whole '80s Vietnam payback genre, be it in movies or mediocre video games. Can you imagine a world without Rambo or the "Missing In Action" series starring professional dipshit Chuck Norris? I can't. All in all, this game ain't that bad really. The two player option was really fun; me and my sister would play (she would always want to be Rambo's black friend, the beginning of her lifelong preference for black men) and whoever lasted longer would win our standing wager: If she won, I'd have to do her do all her chores up until the time I won again. If I won, she'd have to palm my frank and beans.

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2011-07-14
From: Paul   (
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Comments: I think the real Peter could figure out the maximum number of characters one can use in the name, just saying, "I am the real P".

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2011-05-10
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Pity they didn't make a game about the first movie. Shooting up a sheriff's department because they hassled you is a lot more fun than any post-Vietnam revenge/rescue fantasy.

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2011-04-11
From: Peter   (
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Comments: It's up to you if we're still friends. In any event, I made your momma queef so loud last night it actually broke a window in y'alls house. Sorry if we woke your bitch ass up. Your moms loves the taste of my nut.

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2010-10-29
From: nicely played   (
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Comments: this game was pretty fun. challenging, but not too much. You would get one of those sweet rockets and they would be your saving grace when things got hairy. also a great 2 player game. The levels each were a little different. again, a pretty fun game.

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2010-10-12
From: John!   (
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Comments: "I WANT...WHAT THEY WANT!" -J.R.

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2010-05-14
From: Peter   (
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Comments: It's lonely here now. How sad.

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2008-03-10
From: Swift   (
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Comments: Did you took some paddo's or something? :s

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2006-06-09
From: Sam   (
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Comments: do you actually like/collect master system games??

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2006-06-09
From: Sam   (
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Comments: same here.. many of the things i say is just for a reaction. So were you the same person as what people dubbed 'the poser' also? and what about the voices rip off 'pondermuffin'??.

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2006-06-08
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Youre not that bad afterAll peter. i really mean that. ill write more to you tomorrow and reguesting other voices quotes. im too drunk right now.... heresmy MSN psychotic_2009@hotmail.com add meh. or ill ask more tomorrow. from some of youtr posts i thought u didnt like asians in general....(hense my harshness towards you in the past)). contrary to popular belief... i dont like handjobs,,, but korean girls? oh yes. very nice indeed, i encountered a few in my time in seoul.. talk to you tomorrow peter.

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2006-06-02
From: Sam   (
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Comments: and why did u give up on vietnam? oh yes.... you were loseing. Americas like a fucking child 'ohhh im loseing so im not playing anymore' fucking pathetic... you LOST that war.

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2006-06-01
From: Sam   (
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Comments: i do belive britain won the falklands war. america gave up on the Korean war tho didnt they! dickheads.

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2006-06-01
From: Peter   (
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Comments: when i dont gobble up every last drop of daddys seamen when he skullfucks me... he confiscates my dictionary and spellchecker for a whole week! usually on return of these items i have to give him a good hard shafting in the arse!! at the end of the day i dont mind fucking my own father... but i get quite emotional when he takes away my dictionary (my own bible) (my weapon against people on the internet) (my weapon of mass-turbation.) ... but i wouldent mind if he just made me skullfuck him a bit more... taking these items from me is like taking a pacemaker away from someone, or taking a cane from a blind man,.... i am fucked without it!

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2006-05-05
From: James   (
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Comments: RAMBO FUCKED ALL OF YOUR LITTLE ARSES!!

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2006-04-08
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Peter, your the one who wanted to go donut digging with her. Ha Stimie, yes youre right, old ladies do need a good shafting.

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2006-04-07
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Stimie never came either. But ethniclly the party was clwan. it is all good.

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2006-04-07
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Peter never came to my party. its an unfortunate occurance... he missed his chance with Lois. Jono fucked her. I fucked the girl who i didnt know who works in the supermarket.. Fun times, fun times. What a 20th.

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2006-04-03
From: Sam   (
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Comments: sure you can Stimie

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2006-04-03
From: Stimie   (
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Comments: This game is ok

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2006-04-03
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Youre welcome Peter, im sure you wont need to get her drunk, she loves taking it up the wrong-un.

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2006-04-03
From: Sam   (
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Comments: On thursday the 6th April. Me and Lois are having a party. Peter is invited.

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2005-12-03
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Comments: No, I am you and you are not me.

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2005-12-03
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Comments: No, I am you and you are not me.

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2005-12-03
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Comments: No, I am you and you are not me.

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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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Comments: No, I am you and you are not me.

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2005-12-03
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Comments: ah ha ha ha ha, shut up faggots and stop trying to pretend your me!

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2005-12-03
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Comments: ah ha ha ha ha, shut up faggots and stop trying to pretend your me!

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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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2005-12-03
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Comments: ah ha ha ha ha, shut up faggots and stop trying to pretend your me!

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2005-11-29
From: Fuck Face   (
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Comments: ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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2005-11-29
From: Arse Sniffer   (
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Comments: Wowser, Joe Mama and Tom, y'all post's have turned into somewhat of a "typical" McNamara fashion, the creation of a reporting system that is so detailed and complaicated that they become largely MEANINGLESS!

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2005-11-28
From: Gen. Sam Housto   (
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Comments: REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

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2005-11-25
From: Tom   (
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Comments: I ain't worried about the Chinese, it's the Mexicans we have to worry about. China will be out (USA) biggest allie. As far as Vietnam, I agree with a lot of what has been said here. I would agree that up until 1964/1965 the USA had a lot of people in Vietnam who know what was going on and new the Vietnam people - but they were so out of touch with the US Gov't. However, MacNamara later said book that "we did not having anyone there who understood". Check out the book: Prelude To Tragedy Vietnam 1960-1965. I think the real question here is, was the Vietnam War avoidable? The answer to this question dates as far back as 1943. In addition, I remember playing Rambo II for the SMS. Reminded me of Commando for the NES, only with better graphics and gameplay.

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2005-11-25
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Im looking forward to America getting wolloped by the koreans and the chinese.

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2005-11-24
From: Kenneth   (
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Comments: Oh no, I mis-spelled talk for took and on for no. I hope stick arm boy notices.

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2005-11-24
From: Kenneth   (
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Comments: Joe Mamma you are indeed a "copy and paste" queen! Stop searching around no google and read a book or took to people who were there! Eisenhower was a cock sucker. Kennedy had the right mind set for Vietnam, I test that I agree with Ted Bundy. JFK and his brother, Robert, believed in the neccesity of an "uncoventional" response to south Vietnam. They pushed CIVILIAN and military conventionalists to develop it. But.... after the assassination of Kennedy, the conventional approach was RESUMED (as in Pre-Kennedy Administration) by the American Leadership for the South Vietnam policy. LBJ, Esienhower and that faggot MacNamara are the cock sucking dick wads that blew it! And I do believe that Ted Bundy meant to say the "American OSS" instead of ISS. A minor type-o, given the nature of this web site. But, a narrow minded yankee doodle such as yourself Joe Mama can't see past it eh?

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2005-11-23
From: Ted Bundy   (
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Comments: What the hell dude? Some sorry gimp you are! Typical... your a democrat... go figure. Leave me a lone asshole.

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2005-11-23
From: Kenneth   (
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Comments: God Joe Mamma you are a dumb ass. You have no clue dick ball.

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2005-11-21
From: JFK   (
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Comments: Hello, I'm typing this from Hell. I just want to say that if I wasn't killed, there would have never been a Vietnam War. That silly LBJ had it in for me. He wanted a war so he could unload some of our population.

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2005-11-20
From: Fuck Face   (
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Comments: ha ha ha ha, Peter your such a dip shit! Where is your little teenage cyber girlfriend? What was her name? natalie - from the Michael Jackson Moonwalker board! Gez Peter, to bad not everyone can live at home with their parents. You have all day long to look up such cheezy little facts. WHO THE FUCK CARES? THIS IS A FUCKING WEB SITE ABOUT SEGA FUCKING MASTER SYSTEM GAMES!!!! Peter, take your text book reading liberal white male punk ass out of here AND GO GET SOME FUCKING PUSSY YOU PIECE OF WHITE TRASH SHIT!

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2005-10-30
From: Adrian   (
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Comments: YOU CAN'T WIN!

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2005-10-04
From: Eugene Debs   (
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Comments: I like you Peter. In fact Peter, we are a lot alike.

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2005-10-02
From: Peter Drudge   (
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Comments: Hey Sammie, have you ever played any of the recent Grand Theft Auto video games? In them, you take up the role of ether an Italian or African American and you go around killing innocent american civilians. Just thought I would let you know. My name is Peter, and I know EVERYTHING! I'm very smart, I bet I'm smarter than you sam.

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2005-10-02
From: Sam   (
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Comments: I Think most of you are cunts... all this chinks this and chink that. What if there was a game released in Asia where you play the role of a Vietnamese guy.... and you go around blowing up dumb Americans. Youd all hate it. I personally would love it. I think this game is stupid and ignorant. This game should be impossible to complete as America technically lost the Vietnam war. and quite rightly so. eh comrades?

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2005-09-20
From: Stick HOle   (
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Comments: Hey Peter... shad up.

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2005-09-20
From: Mark   (
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Comments: Peter..... get a life. I also liked the game, regardless of the "facts and figures" that Peter lays down. But... not like anyone is really paying any attention to what Peter is saying. I give the game a 9 of 10. Good shooter for that period.

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2005-09-19
From: Jessie   (
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Comments: Who is this dip shit that calls himself "Peter"? This game f'ing rocked!

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2005-09-18
From: Hey   (
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Comments: Hey Peter, NOBODY CARES.

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2005-09-18
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2005-09-18
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Comments: <style>

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2005-08-26
From: C4Soldier   (
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Comments: Damn! What is with these fucked up weapons on the covers? They've somehow decided that an RPG round can be fired from a M-240B (sorry to burst bubbles, but that's not an M-60, though the M-240B looks similar, it is much more powerful). Anyways, plays a lot like the original Ikari Warriors game on NES and in the arcade. Pretty decent, but nothing innovative.

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2004-12-01
From: Sigmund Freud   (
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Comments: Onan, you musn't let yourself get to sensitive to the use of racial slursfrom others. Perhaps you have been called names before. Your name sounds Arabian. Perhaps you have been called the likes of sand nigger and what have you. Just remember, having you get upset is what they want. So if someone calls you a sand nigger again just come to terms with it and accept it for that is who you really are.

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2004-11-19
From: Sigmund Freud   (
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Comments: A chink is a slant eye. A slant eye is an Asian. Therefore all Asians are chinks.

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2004-11-16
From: Jason   (
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Comments: Yeah in the first one. Note under the title of the game it says first blood part 2. Only chinks should have been killed.

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2004-11-03
From: Ruben   (
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Comments: Jason Rambo killed a bunch of cops in RAMBO:FIRST BLOOD:

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2004-10-31
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Comments: Esperem meu review... ? bilheteria...

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2004-10-31
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cristfc  (more)
Comments: Aguardem meu review... ?...Bilheteria! (from mobile)

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2004-10-31
From: ruben   (
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Comments: JEREMY WHATS THE HELL IS YOR PROBLEM???? IF YOU HAVE KIDS YOUR CALLING THEM STUPID TO.

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2004-08-27
From:
John Kerry  (more)
Comments: Whoever has been posting under my name has got me wicked pissed! I, John Kerry, am posting now to help clear up any confusion over my war record in Vietnam. My campaign staff are in the process of distributing pictures of all the babies I killed in Vietnam to various media outlets. Some may be critical of this action, but it will answer many questions. The bottom line is that I was at least in Vietnam while George W. Bush was performing fellatio on his fellow draft-dodgers in Texas and Alabama. Ultimately, I can forgive him of that. One needs to be forgiving of retarded people. They know not what they do. Below is a rating of ten for how great America can become under my benevolence.

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2004-08-23
From:
my name is actu  (more)
Comments: my name is rambo and all my friends call me rambo and my friend called willo has rooted about 400 chicks in his time

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2004-02-11
From: Charleton Hesto   (
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Comments: You damn dirty gamers! There is nothing wrong with the front cover. This is a real gun as I have it in my collection when I go out killing jiggers and goukes.

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2004-01-29
From: chris   (
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Comments: found the game quite hard but it has great graphics and the selection of weaponary is cool it also went on forever

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2004-01-25
From: Jason   (
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Comments: Whewww we came we saw we kicked some ass with this one. I played this game so much I had it down to a science. Baby I could get through this one without even dying. I absolutely loved the level where the cops would drive by on their motorcycles throwing grenades at you because he killed so many cops in Rambo First Blood Part II right.

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2003-08-22
From: Rambo jnr   (
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Comments: the picture on the fornt is wrong and must be changed coz there is no way they could put a RPG on the end of a M60

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2003-06-06
From: John McCain   (
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Comments: Where can I download this game? I want some payback against the gooks!

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2003-04-28
From: Wi Wi Jumbo   (
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Comments: Now, I'm no expert on such matters, but Rambo shouldn't have an RPG round stuck in the end of an M-60. What the fuck, Rambo?

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2003-04-28
From:
Saeed al-Sahaf  (more)
Comments: This game represents the imperialist pigs well. The genocidal campaign of Rambo against the peaceful people of Vietnam will soon be repaid in your blood! Is this how you train your army of cowards to kill women and children? Your lies will be your undoing! The idiot Bush will soon urinate himself as he realizes his ultimate fate!

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2003-04-25
From: whereindaFUKAZA   (
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Comments: I used to drop tabs and play this game.

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2003-03-31
From: Master Blaster   (
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Comments: Action Pack! Back Back Then

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2003-01-11
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2003-01-11
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2003-01-11
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2003-01-11
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2003-01-11
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2002-12-10
From: Instigator   (
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Comments: This was a good shoot em up for it's time. I also found it similar to Ikari Warriors on the NES. I think it would be a better game if Rambo had a limited supply of Bullets.

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2002-11-28
From: Pud   (
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Comments: Another great game, spent years of my childhood kicking ass with Rambo. I finished the game without cheating, it was pretty easy actually. Just as easy as your mom.

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2002-11-25
From: Jeremy   (
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Comments: Time Soldiers with no time travel. Me and my friend used to play this 2-player a lot when we were kids. Kids are dumb.

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2002-10-18
From: Lou   (
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Comments: You MUST play this game 2-player. It's a well presented shoot'm up with cool power-ups and tons of strategy. This is what MERCS should have been. A little slow, but later on in the levels you'll appreciate it! "I'm coming for you Murdock!"

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2002-09-29
From:
secsspos  (more)
Comments: COntrary to what the webpage administrator said, I actually did get an unlimited supply of ammo for this gmae - just buy the Pro Action Replay like I did and finish the game. This game became easy with the PAR and it was good to finish it. It was too repetetive and that's why I give it a 6.

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2002-09-21
From:
ajay yadav  (more)
Comments: i want to lick the body all girls from one to twelve year old.

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2002-04-26
From: SMS Gamer 86   (
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Comments: I loved this game. It was my second ever game and I played it for years afterwards. Very challenging and I\'ll never forget the first time I beat it. It was hard as hell but you had to destroy this iron base with guns blasting all around you. The only way to defeat it was to blast each side with 5 arrow bombs and then the center. And that ending cinema was freaking awesome. Way ahead of it\'s time for an 8-bit game.

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2002-03-18
From: Apocalypse   (
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Comments: yo, secret command/rambo II is da bomb. bought it recently after having had it when i was a little boy and it rocks. fine graphics and sweet gameplay make this game an experience. got and get it if you have never played it before...

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2001-12-08
From: Grand Master Se   (
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Comments: This game has crip graphics, and Rambo\'s homie Zane who made his ends rappin\' in Oakland after \'Nam is a big help. Bloody hard game though.

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2001-07-12
From: Ahneo L.A.   (
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Comments: Did some research on rambo's homeboy, it turns out his name was Zane. You know, the black guy that was player 2. Anyway, the game was tight as hell to me because the graphics were beyond nintendos comando, and ikari warriors. basically, it was just better. it was a very colorful game with pretty good controll over the characters. grab this one for your collection quick!!!!!!!

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2001-05-28
From:
jan junge  (more)
Comments: in germany is that fine game called secret command! jan

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2001-05-28
From:
jan junge  (more)
Comments: in germany is that fine game called secret command! jan

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2001-05-28
From:
jan junge  (more)
Comments: in germany is that fine game called secret command! jan

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2001-05-28
From:
jan junge  (more)
Comments: in germany is that fine game called secret command! jan

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2001-05-26
From: Commodore   (
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Comments: This was my favorite game on the Commodore 64 microcomputer. Even better on The SEGA Master System.

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2001-04-25
From:
soccerzott10  (more)
Comments: funnest game for sms. played it for hours as a kid. could never get past the gate at the end of the game. does anyone know how.

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2001-03-10
From: wayne m.   (
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Comments: Man, this rambo must really hate gooks! Fun game for a while though. too bad I always end up dead in a rice paddie

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2001-03-06
From: souljahbill   (
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Comments: Damn this game got really hard when you got to the fifth and sixth levels but that's when the graphics got really good and you weren't in the swamp. Also, that last wall was a challenge. I've beaten it a couple of times but it was a challenge everytime.

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2001-02-22
From: shizumadrive   (
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Comments: cool game that seemed to go on for ever. better graphics than Ikari. pretty hard though.

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2001-02-20
From: Derf   (
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Comments: I really liked this game. The graphics seem lame now but after seeing this game I bought the SMS. It is much better than the similar Ikari Warriors that was on the NES at the time. This game was much easier if you used a joystick rather than the gamepad. I used a Wico joystick since the SMS is totally compatible with Atari Joysticks.

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