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2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: DEAR MOTHERFUCKING GOD
Rating: n/a
2013-03-25
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Richard used to have this one!
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2013-01-23
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I had a dream last night that I was eating cottage cheese. Then I woke up and my Gran was sitting on my face
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2012-07-20
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Dear fucking god
Rating: n/a
2012-07-19
From: Roy (more)
Comments: The sister advice is very much appreciated and I can assure you that I am looking forward to applying it to my relationship with my sister. However, we must part ways on the issue of mom fucking, though I've no doubt your advice on this matter, too, was both good and given with the best of intentions. I say this because my mom is just not attractive to me, not in the least. Can't do it. Now, I know what you're probably thinking: she must be ass-ugly, but that is honestly not the case. Maybe it's her age, maybe it's the fact that we were always butting heads when I was growing up, maybe it's just that there is one last vestige of normality in me that is telling me "she's your mom, dude". I honestly don't know what it is, but I do know that I will be concentrating my efforts on my sister. Thanks again for the help.
Rating: n/a
2012-07-19
From: Peter (more)
Comments: No problem, dude. It happens, apology accepted and I would also like to apologize for my own behavior. With regard to your sister problem, you probably just scared her. You've got to play it cool and, most importantly, you've got to look at it as a long-term goal, not a goal to accomplish by the end of the night or something. Start out subtle with sexual jokes, maybe some teasing, a little physical rough-housing, that kind of thing. Then you move on to "accidentally" showing her your penis or tripping and falling face first onto her crotch, shit like that. It started for me when sis kept "catching" me jerking off when I lived with her for a few months. I ended up faking a tearful confession in which I admitted that it was my attraction to her that was the reason for my almost constant jerking off. She was probably mad or even disgusted (at first, at least) by learning that her brother was not only masturbating in her apartment, but masturbating while thinking of her, but the shock of that was mitigated by the admission itself and the (fake) emotion behind it. The rest is perverted history, but don't make the mistake of using my example as a guide. Every situation is going to be different and you have to accept the possibility that your sister will never be down with taking your meat. This doesn't mean you should give up hope, however, because as counter-intuitive as it may seem, sometimes moms are easier to get than sisters or even cousins. Just think about it: who loves you more than mommy does? Who wants you to be happy more than mommy? I'm not saying it won't take work; the incest taboo, whether biological or sociological, is very real, you just have to make it less powerful than the power of love (on mom's part) and of the lust for putting your dick in things (on your part). It will take time.
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2012-07-19
From: Roy (more)
Comments: Listen, I'll admit that I came on too strong there. I started off joking about your sister being a whore which is, of course, funny, but then it escalated and got out of hand and I apologize for my part in that. I'm just in a mood today for some reason, probably because I propositioned my own sister and she rejected me pretty forcefully (which was exactly how I was going to do her). I guess reading about all the fun other dudes were having with their sisters just pissed me off and I took it out on you. Sorry again.
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2012-07-19
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Wrong again, you piece-of-shit! It so happens that my sister is a lesbian and she and her partner of five years enjoy fisting one another. She just throws me a bone (or let's me throw her one!) because I'm family and she loves me. Besides that, I never said my mom was tight, just tighter than my sister. Believe you me, I've reamed her out pretty good over the years and I'm no slouch in the cock department. It's not long, mind you, but it's pretty thick and they both seem to like it.
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2012-07-19
From: Roy (more)
Comments: Still means that neither you nor your daddy is man enough to stretch the bitch out, while your sister has, at some point, found a real man that can bring her the sausage right.
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2012-07-19
From: Peter (more)
Comments: No, dumbass, it's because my mom had c-sections so her pussy would stay nice and tight. Does kegel exercises every day, too.
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2012-07-19
From: Roy (more)
Comments: I figure it's because your sister is a whore.
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2012-07-19
From: Peter (more)
Comments: I feel you, buddy. Weird thing is, my mom is tighter than my sister! Go figure...
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2012-07-18
From: BluBlaDE (more)
Comments: I LOVE MY SISTER AND MY MOTHER AND BY LOVE I MEAN LOT AND LOT OF SEX
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2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Peter finally lost it... I'm now one of the few sane around here.
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2012-05-16
From: Rain (more)
Comments: Wasn't too bad a game if you think back to the era it came out. i owned this game but didnt play it too often
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2012-04-24
From: Peter (more)
Comments: ¾È³çÇϼ¼¿ä? Àú´ÂÇÇÅÍÀÔ´Ï´Ù. ³²ÀÚ Á¤¸» ÁÁ¾ÆÇØ¿ä ^^
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2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: I think too Daddy. Wait what? Was it a Beat'em Up? Don't remember...
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2012-01-08
From: dady (more)
Comments: I think that it's a great beat em'up
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2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: You are a natural born leader, Scott. I would suggest enslaving these fuckers and keeping their women as fuck toys. That ways we don't have to work anymore and can play manly sms games forever. Sure we can kill one or two of them for the lulz too.
Rating: n/a
2011-12-05
From: Scott (more)
Comments: I was just reading about how NASA's Kepler mission has discovered an Earth-like planet. Now, we don't know much about this planet, but I say we kill the men and rape their women! Who's with me?
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2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: How interesting of you two guys. Now you can make out with each others by having tons of gay sex. If I remember this is the way we does things around here ? Well it seems like Sam does it anyways. 8 for this manly game.
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2011-09-25
From: Paul (more)
Comments: I will not be dictated to by you or anyone else, Peter. Regardless of what you seem to think, you are not the guardian of this site, nor are you the arbiter of what should be written here. I have, for the most part, tried to comment on the actual games or, failing that, have tried to bring a little kind-hearted levity to these pages, largely in the absence of anything else but poorly written pornographic stories. That that is what you want from people here is nothing short of an indictment of you and your depraved mind. Just leave me alone, Peter. Sorry I don't have any "interesting" stories about being molested or dry-humping my mother's high heels. Ass.
Rating: n/a
2011-09-24
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Fuck, Paul, I'm tired of your bullshit stories about games and what you think it would be funny for games to be about. There is nothing funny about the mistreatment of illegals, Paul. Nothing. What I want from you now is for you to take a step back from what you've done here and start fresh with some stories about how your aunt used to give you handies or your sister would bully you by sitting on your face with nothing on but panties while slapping your scrotum with a riding crop, stuff like that. Those are just examples of course. You are not without a certain creativity, Paul, you just need to apply it in different directions.
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2011-05-11
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Tasteless game where vigilantes roam the streets of an unnamed Southwestern city beating up illegal immigrants and intimidating them into leaving the country. The bonus levels consist of said immigrants being paid poor wages for backbreaking work. Really shameful stuff.
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2011-04-24
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Wow, another person was here, if only briefly.
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2011-04-24
From: frsh (more)
Comments: One of the many great beat em' ups in the SMS' library. Better than every NES beat em' up. It breaks the monotony with pseudo 3D shooting stages and the enemies are very varied. One of my favorite games.
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2008-06-01
From: wayne m (more)
Comments: no!
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2008-06-01
From: watne m (more)
Comments: sucks
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2007-08-19
From: flavio88 (more)
Comments: +ou-
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2007-08-03
From: orm and cheep (more)
Comments: tough game, yet strangely loveable. possesses that strange sms charm.
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2006-09-05
From: Rick (more)
Comments: now this wasa good game a mix of side scrolling & first person shooting a bit hard but i never really got that far into it i kept on dieing on the 3rd level all the time
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