After Burner

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[9001] - published by SEGA. Average Reader Rating: 6.41

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Not a very good translation, but about the best you could get on an 8bit system.

 


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2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Yeah some games are timeless classics others not so much

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2013-08-01
From: Var   (
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Comments: This game is bad... I was blown away by it when it first was released, but a trip to the beach blows your mind at that age.

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2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: So you like them flight simulator? I hate em flight simulator !

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2012-05-16
From: Rain   (
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Comments: Xmas day 1991, i got this game the same day as i got my master system. my friend styed over and we planned to play this all night. even figured out the cheat early on. then we got to the 12th level...stil to this day i've yet to pass it. Very repetative and overated game TBH, but certainly not the worst

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2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: That Danny dude is crazy.

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2011-11-11
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Chris Ball  (more)
Comments: i was generous with my rating on this game only because i REALLY like Afterburner and getting this cart reminds me of my Father and I taking a trip to hollywood in a '67 VW Bus to get this in the middle of the week, on a school night, after my father already put in a full days work. i couldn't really fully appreceate back then, but we went through a lot to get this a couple of days before it's release date only to be disappointed. i pretended that i loved it after all the crap we went through to get it, but i could tell my Father was disappointed too, i don't think he ever played it, especially after seeing me take a rubber band to the arcade style controller to make the F-14 pull right for the first 15 levels... bummer, i still love the arcade version though, the music, the action, it all gives me goose bumps! seriously!

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2011-10-13
From: Peter   (
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Comments: You think I don't know what your little game is, "Danny"? Yesterday, some perv posts a bunch of sick shit about him and his mom under the name "Daniel" and here you are the next day playing your own straight man with your game-related posts. I'm watching you, buddy.

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2011-10-13
From: Danny   (
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Comments: Not the best SMS game for sure, but I saw a copy of it today at a Goodwill store for $4.99. Say what you want, you can find some real treasures at Goodwill. Got myself three really good books for about $14.

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2011-08-20
From: Tom   (
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Comments: Had the arcade game at the PX back in my Navy days. I was a pretty hotshot pilot in my own right, so I easily dominated such a simplistic game. I shot down (or bagged) so many bandits that my buddies nicknamed me "Bagger". Actually, they would usually call me Major T. Bagger out of respect for my rank.

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2011-07-14
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Really? Your "A" material is dial-up jokes. Why bother coming back?

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2011-05-10
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Anyone remember how many levels you could get through just by flying in a constant hard turn? At least eleven or twelve if memory serves. After that, though, you were in for a surprise.

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2011-04-26
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Yeah, I had that thing, too. It did help on this game a bit, but the sucker wasn't the most ergonomic joystick ever created.

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2011-04-26
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BurtNinja  (more)
Comments: I enjoy this game the most when I play it with the Sega Control Stick.

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2011-04-25
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Not a good translation? Perhaps not, but the arcade game itself was all style and no substance to begin with.

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2011-04-11
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Three cheers for Natalie! She'll lick a chaps sack for a quid, but her poor pudendal hygiene results in an odour that will make anyone vomit (which, incidentally, gives her repugnantly putrid snatch a better aroma in the bargain).

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2010-10-12
From: Goose   (
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Comments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is5rdGe4fOc ...Period!

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2010-08-26
From: Michael   (
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Comments: Afterburner was made popular because of the hydraulic arcade cabinets. The game itself was pretty banal and simplistic, and the master system conversion did nothing to address that. I enjoyed it for while when I was a kid, because I did not know any better. But I got bored of it very quickly.

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2010-05-08
From: figment1988   (
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Comments: Great adaptation of the arcade classic. and the music's variation is also great (which can also be heard in AB3 for the Sega CD)

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2010-04-02
From: Arnold   (
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Comments: Incredible graphics for an 8-bits!!!!!!

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2010-03-07
From: Ant   (
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Comments: I loved this game for years until I found that If you hold the left button so the plane is on the extreme left nothing can stop it or destroy it... weird

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2009-12-11
From: DeathAdder X   (
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Comments: Not bad, but kinda boring. The graphics are very nice for an 8-bit version but too much had to be sacrificed. The music is pretty good, and the sounds are okay but the controls are not as responsive as you want them to be. But hell if you love sms and like afterburner, then you'll like this game alot. but it dosen't appeal that much to me

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2009-07-27
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Tim Stoddard  (more)
Comments: I love Afterburner! It's one of the best gaming series by Sega! I had to own the original Sega port so I did, and I play it everytime I insert my Master System converter

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2009-06-16
From: Nebrazca78   (
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Comments: Wayne M is deaf, dumb and blind. Let's examine the SMS version in comparison to the version on his precious NES. To begin with the title screen is drastically simplified in the NES version. There are no clouds or scrolling pictures, just one boring three color title screen. Point for the SMS. On the intro to the SMS version the announcer says "Get ready!" and the plane shoots fire out of its turbines as it takes off. There are two different versions for the NES, one where smoke shoots from one turbine only and one where smoke shoots from both. Either way, they're both lame and neither one has the synthesized speech. Flames should be shooting out like they do in reality, not smoke. Another point for the SMS. In fact, in the NES version, fire never shoots from your turbines AT ALL! So much for the term After Burner. Point SMS. Once the action starts, you'll notice that they removed the vibrant colors for the Nintendo version and replaced them with drab, ugly ones. Point Sega. They also shrunk all the sprites and lowered the detail. Point for SMS. They also fucked up the crash animation. In the NES version that only has one plume of smoke when you take off, they re-use this for the crash. It is similar to the SMS version but of course with less detail. In the NES version with two plumes at takeoff, this time they re-use the same animation from when you blow up an enemy, only slightly larger. Not only that, you don't even crash into the ground anymore, now you blow up in midair. Total crap! Point SMS. As you can see the NES version is tripe in comparison to that of the SMS and loses out six to zero. But don't forget Wayne, you have Super Mario 1 - 3 and... uhh... River City Ransom is pretty cool... and then there was... I don't know, all I can remember is grey turds.

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2007-09-06
From: orm and cheep   (
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Comments: it's really hard to love this game. practise makes perfect but shows the limitations of the Master System's hardware. flawed but come on...it's AFTERBURNER!

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2007-06-24
From: Fernando   (
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Comments: bad. not fun but.. decent sound

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2007-04-20
From: Talwar   (
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Comments: Pretty good game. I just wish they´d made After Burner 3-d...

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2007-04-18
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spellcaster  (more)
Comments: loved this game, brings back memories, glad someone has a page that is decent to read, love the layout very nice and sweet!

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2007-03-30
From: mr_bigmouth_502   (
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Comments: Acually, This game IS pretty damn good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please ignore my last post, I made that when I was in full nintendo-fanboy mode XD.

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2007-01-27
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2006-09-18
From: mr_bigmouth_502   (
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Comments: This game sux. I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY prefer the NES version. That one rox.

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2006-09-05
From: Rick   (
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Comments: No didn't like this game because i could never survive more than 5 seconds a bit crap i know but i never was a fan of flight sim shoot em ups

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2006-07-31
From: DJKruger   (
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Comments: One of the altime most enjoyable and graphicly impressive games on SMS, altho a bit on the EZ side. Great sounds, bright explosions, and VOICE SAMPLES - if you have an SMS you need this game

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2006-07-01
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Comments: hoa soy po pero me llamo yio arreglen la page asi se la muestro a mis amigos los extraterrestres sipi???ellos vienen todos los martes a tomar el te con migo y mi gata cremona!!!! no los quiero mucho un beso (muy chiquito)y mun abrazo (de maldad ) yio... no los quiero!!!(mucho)yio yio yio yio....invadere el planeta tierra venimos de marte!!!by........

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2006-06-27
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Oi Wopat! NO!

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2006-05-16
From: SMS Harrier   (
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Comments: You cunt!

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2006-05-06
From: Sam   (
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Comments: That was so predictable... you clearly do. If your that smart, then why are you still living with your parents? dick shit.

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2006-05-06
From: Sam   (
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Comments: I love Peter, he makes me laugh. Its funny how someone must sit in front of a computer with a dictionary looking up long words in an attempt to appear intellectually superiour. I bet his mum has big nipple bases.

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2006-05-05
From: Sam   (
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Comments: This game is in terminator 2 judgement day. but that might be the genesis version. i hate browns

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2006-03-08
From: *   (
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Comments: I didn't like this version much in comparison to the Genesis one. I didn't even like the Genesis version much either. Anyone who plays this game should try the Arcade version.

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2006-03-04
From: SHITTYSHIT   (
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Comments: The title sounds like something that happens after Montezuma's Revenge. PREPARATION H PLZKTHNX

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2006-02-21
From: SMS Harrier   (
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Comments: This was a pretty good game, however it lacked the smoothness and color depth of the arcade version and was also very hard to control. I give it 4 alex's for being a reasonable arcade conversion but nothing special.

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2005-12-06
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Ha!!!! i so love this site. you guys are such fun!

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2005-12-02
From: Sam   (
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Comments: thats right, use my sayings against me..., dumb shit

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2005-12-02
From: Sam   (
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Comments: haha lets all think were clever and make up peoples existances. this will be fun.... ! what joy. what happiness! For your information.., 5 days a week i have my career, which for some parts of a day i work in an office..., also i have a computer back here at my house. I have a great life... you whores!!! so why are you giving me hassle? i dont come through McDonalds drive thru whilest you are working and trouble you.

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2005-12-01
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Actually. the reason why i didnt post over the weekend is that contrary to the majority here i have a life outside the internet, therefore have shiznit to do. Unlike you internet geeks,....... You sad cunts!

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2005-12-01
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Ahhhh! Hes done it!! Ippon!

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2005-11-12
From: JAC   (
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2005-09-29
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Have you tryed Aerial Assault peter? you might be able to shoot over that!

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2005-09-24
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marco  (more)
Comments: jogar esta maravilha de jogo

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2005-09-16
From: Tom   (
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Comments: I remember paying 60 some dollars for this game brand new. What a jip!

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2005-08-21
From: Deathadder X   (
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Comments: It was good but what my brother and I used to do is keep the plane on one side the whole time and we'de eventually win the game, but the grapics and exceptional.

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2005-07-01
From: phazer   (
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Comments: i have to agree, this game get's boring and repetitive incredibly fast, for most of it, you can just hold down the side button, and shoot randomly, and still rack up a six digit score... from a graphical standpoint, this game really is pretty decent. i play hundreds of 8-bit games, and graphically, this is among the best. and sound. ... the missile/bullet firng sounds are decent, but not great, but who could forget the "Get Ready!!!" at the beginning... as far as my collection goes, this is the only 8-bit game with any voice samples whatsoever, however primitive.

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2005-04-25
From: Wilburt   (
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Comments: Not a very good game. Sorry After Burner fans.

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2005-03-03
From: pondermufffin   (
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Comments: Oh ME, your splendiferous masculinity cannot be questioned. How could I ever accuse you of being a poof? Lo, how I find your extreme and profound heterosexuality so very erotically enticing. I want so badly what I can never acquire. Would you please, just once, stray from you staunch straightess, and let me insert my little hairy bannana (it's not the size of the prick, it's the motion of the anus) into your bum for a night of intense ecstacy? I won't tell if you won't. Why, it'll be our little secret! Phone: (666)LIL-COCK I'm waiting tiger....rarrrr!

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2004-10-18
From: village idiot   (
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Comments: Master Yoda for President!

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2004-10-10
From:
Asshole Edward  (more)
Comments: fuck! i love afterburner.....LOVE IT!!! man...this fucking game is superFLY! but for some reason i die alot faster when i play it now...yet, i die faster on everything i play when i smokinaninge the bud 10 alexs

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2004-09-29
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Comments: si

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2004-08-21
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Zaunreiter Gert  (more)
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2004-07-24
From: brian smith   (
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Comments: i give this game 10+ because of amazing graphics and all of that!

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2004-07-24
From: brian smith   (
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Comments: i give this game 10+ because of amazing graphics and all of that!

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2004-06-13
From: Sega Dog   (
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Comments: Never really felt like the arcade. Still pretty good.

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2004-04-25
From: Lester   (
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2004-03-23
From: Tomi Kaunisto   (
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Comments: makes me wonder if arcade or any other version were any better

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2004-03-14
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Gerald  (more)
Comments: I Hate This game!

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2004-02-08
From: SAILORMOON   (
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Comments: moon,prism,POWER! "blasts this sad translation into the trashcan"

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2003-12-06
From: The one and onl   (
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Comments: Ahh an great game realy... Only a bit to hard.

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2003-11-27
From: scott   (
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Comments: This game is kinda cool, but the arcade version and the Genesis version is much better.

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2003-11-15
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Kevin  (more)
Comments: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring

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2003-11-08
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Ro  (more)
Comments: YIPPEE!! Today, I found After Burner II for my Sega Genesis at a used game store. Better than the SMS version cause you got the throttle controls.

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2003-10-23
From:
masterplayer  (more)
Comments: it does have bad resolution but as game play is concerned it gets more intresting towars the 4 0r 5th level

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2003-08-17
From: greaserpunk77   (
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Comments: This game was my first SMS game, and it was total garbage. It was all choppy, repetitive, and boring. The arcade version was great back in the day 'cause you got to sit in the cockpit and it moved around and stuff; but once I actually bought the game and got to play it over and over again without pumping quarters in it (or sitting in the cool cockpit), I realized how stupid it really was.

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2003-07-26
From: Terrence and Ph   (
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Comments: Somebody light my farts, I'll show you an afterburner !

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2003-06-20
From: LaFemmeVelveeta   (
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Comments: Most people seem to consider this a rather poor translation of the arcade game. Although in no way am I saying this is a good game, I can't really agree with that assessment. To be blunt, I've always thought that the arcade game was shit. In fact, it was a lot like this. The arcade game was style over substance just like the SMS version. The arcade game looked fantastic, but it was just as simple and repetitive. The SMS version did not have bad graphics for an 8-bit system, far from it. The arcade is bright and shiny and loud and for many people that seems to be enough. That the SMS game is bad, I can't deny, but the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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2003-06-15
From: Arma   (
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Comments: If you like After Burner , visit www.brodaroda.dk3.com and download AFTER BURNER 3D , a remake of this fantastic game... but in really 3D graphics !!! Outstanding !!!

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2003-06-01
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Ro  (more)
Comments: Today, I got a Sega Genesis 3-button controller. I plugged it in my Master System and it felt comfy. Buttons B and C are mapped as SMS buttons 1 and 2. The control is even better.

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2003-05-17
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2003-04-28
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Saeed al-Sahaf  (more)
Comments: Propaganda! You dare teach your children how to drop bombs on innocent Iraqis as they sleep peacefully under the kind rule of Saddam Hussein! One day, death will fall upon you like rain! Even now your armies retreat back towards the sea, soon to cower in their ships. Our agents are everywhere sowing the seeds of your destruction! I spit on draft-dodger Bush!

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2003-03-31
From: Master Blaster   (
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Comments: We remember Tom Cruise Movie... When we played this game

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2003-03-03
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Kristian  (more)
Comments: This is one of the earliest flight simz but still it rocks even compared with say MS flight sim 2000 but as usual the arcade version waz way betta Id give the arcade version 10/10 but this version only gets 9 alexs

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2003-02-04
From: bobby blaze1   (
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Comments: 1st game I ever played on SMS. 6/10

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2003-01-31
From: Marc   (
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Comments: I got this game for £3 from a market one Sunday. Bored with oi by Monday. Seemed too monotonous, was too easy at the beginning and then became far too hard. Not a fave of mine but easy to see why some would consider it a classic.

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2002-12-15
From: Pud   (
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Comments: Gay! Yep. As I recall I got to like the 12th level, then all of a sudden it got super hard. Before that level you could just tilt the plane and all the enemy fire would miss you. Damn, youz a HO!

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2002-12-09
From: Instigator   (
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Comments: I had a lot of fun playing this game! I really like this game... umm the one you put quarters in. The Master System After Burner sucked doneky balls. They should have named it "AFTER YOU'VE BEEN BURNED OUT OF ALL YOUR MONEY" for the Sega Master System.

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2002-12-09
From: dib   (
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Comments: I though this game was a complete load of arse when I first played it, but then a had a blast when I came home really fucking stoned one night and its weird hypnotic qualities grabbed me and I really enjoyed it. Not one to try when you're straight.

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2002-11-30
From: jb   (
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Comments: complete and utter wank nice graphics when you refeul though.

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2002-11-26
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Ro  (more)
Comments: I heard that this game will appear as a minigame for Shenmue II along with Outrun, Hang-On and Space Harrier. I just wish that Sega could do "Sega Ages" for the PC or PlayStation 2 (Like Namco Museum) which includes those games I mentioned above. That would be neat. (Gotta include Zaxxon, Congo Bongo, Penguin Land, Monaco GP, Head On, Enduro Racer, Fantasy Zone & Alien Syndrome.)

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2002-11-26
From: Sébastien Moran   (
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Comments: Un jeu très répétitif. Au bout de quelques stages, on s'ennuie ferme, ce'st toujours pareil, sauf la difficulté qui devient de plus en plus dure. J'ai jamais pu dépasser le 12e niveau. Pour éviter les missiles, il faut constamment faire du haut en bas et bas en haut. Chiant! Malgré tout, ce fut la meilleure convertion de ce jeu à l'époque.

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2002-11-21
From: Jeremy   (
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Comments: I remember playing this game as a little kid and not knowing the cockpit moved, so when I pulled back on the stick, I thought the game was falling on top of me and I freaked out! Overall, this game could've used more ninjas.

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2002-10-20
From:
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Comments: This is a very hard game to play and I don't think I ever got past the 2nd stage. Sadly, I tried to use the Pro Action Replay cartride in order to get unlimited lives but after I put the cheat feature on the screen turns to blank, otherwise I would have rated this game higher if I was able to finish it because I don't like to rate difficult games high, they reduce the fun factor.

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2002-10-14
From: Tom   (
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Comments: hold left and fire all the way,swish

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2002-09-30
From: Jacko   (
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Comments: This game is terrible. people say "oh ive got after burner" like its a cool game, but its not. its terrible. graphic wise its awesome though

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2002-09-28
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2002-09-28
From: Rafael Pantalea   (
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2002-09-28
From: Rafael Pantaleã   (
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Comments: Ve se escreve meu nome certo

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2002-09-28
From: Rafael Pantaleã   (
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Comments: é bem legal este jogo Brazil eo melhor usa bad

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2002-09-05
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Wilburt  (more)
Comments: Yeah, this game lacked a lot of gameplay. The graphics look good, but its missing so much.

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2002-08-30
From: F1000X   (
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Comments: This game was dissapointing for me. While graphicly it was praiseworthy the sound was junk. The game sported poor control and was far to difficult. It plays like starfox with sluggish control and bad sound. If you have it, its a nice title to show the system off, but its not really much in the way of playing.

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2002-08-21
From:
SegaMon  (more)
Comments: lmao @ sargon... anyways... Someone here mentioned that he/she enjoyed the NES version (published by Tengen) more then the SMS version (published by Sega). I saw the NES version in direct comparison and could safely say that what he said was a complete joke, I mean, a better joke then what Sargon stated. The SMS version, with the limitations in comparison to the arcade, did very well to imitate speed and skill in one package. Make sure to play for points too because *ahem* you don't want to be flying in the corner of your screen all day. Wayne M. said; "FUCK ALL OF U!! NINTENDO RULES!!!" haha, we'll see about that! lol

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2002-08-08
From: Mausigrau   (
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Comments: I have finished this game 1000 times! Here are 10 Alex's !!

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2002-08-01
From: Rudolf Inderst   (
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Comments: This game sucked if you ever had the chance to play the arcade game. Just makes me upset. Till a certain level U could fly in one of the four corners and no enemy was able to f*** you.

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2002-07-10
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Mike Hayes  (more)
Comments: What can i say?.....it\'s afterburner!

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2002-06-28
From: Ste   (
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Comments: Good, but a bit hard I remember.

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2002-06-22
From: JET-K.I.S.S.   (
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Comments: tesão pra caralho isso B R A S I L P E N T A C A M P E Ã O M U D I A L D E F U T E B O L ---------------------------------- B R A Z I L F I V E T I M E S W O R L D C U P C H A M P I O M

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2002-05-18
From:
Ro  (more)
Comments: I wish Sega made \"Smash Pack 3\" for the PC. They gotta include Phantasy Star 3, After Burner II, Sonic the Hedgehog 1, Alien Storm, Dynamite Dux, ToeJam & Earl, Super Monaco GP & Shadow Dancer as well as Sega Swirl

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2002-04-19
From:
SMS Gamer 86  (more)
Comments: Not a very good arcade translation. It was way too hard past level 13 and beating those motherships was a royal pain in the rear. I did finally beat it though after many years of playing! I still remember the \"GET READY\" voice at the beginning.

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2002-04-05
From: T-Man Fuck you   (
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Comments: I will fuck you mexicans up

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2002-03-31
From:
messiah  (more)
Comments: a klassic i surley remember, another SMS milestone...

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2002-03-02
From: Segacollection.   (
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Comments: Perhaps they shouldt have bothered to port this game to the humble MS, its too simplistic. Play it with a joystick to make it a bit more fun/realistic.

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2002-01-19
From:
Andres Miranda  (more)
Comments: After Burner was the game that Sega Had ever done, it could be great if Sega make it again.

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2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn  (more)
Comments: Sorry, folks, I just had to drop in again to say some very silly jokes. Are ya ready? Here goes!!! _ _ Knock Knock _ _ Who\\\'s There? _ _ Pikach _ _ Pikachwho? _ _ YOU SAID PIKACHU!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!! I love that one. Here\\\'s another. This one\\\'s a classic:_ _ Knock Knock _ _ Who\\\'s There? _ _ Ya _ _ Yawho? _ _ Yahoo! Are you excited or what! GUFFAW! GUFFAW!... This one is great. I remember grabbing my balls and squeezing after the first time I heard this one. Here it is: _ _ A guy walks into a bar with his dog... They\\\'re wearing all this Redskins clothing (so is the dog). There\\\'s a Redskins football game on TV here, so the guy and his dog sit down. An hour later, the Redskins score a touchdown, and the guy and his dog go NUTS!! They leap onto the tables and scream! The dog barks and pounces with joy! The guys then ask, \\\"Geez, man, you guys got pretty worked up about that. But what I want to know is \\\'what do you guys do when the Redskins win a game?\\\'\\\" The guy and his dog looked at the man and said \\\"I don\\\'t really know.\\\" GET IT?? THE REDSKINS NEVER WIN!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!! Alright everyone, I hope you enjoyed my VERY SILLY JOKES. I\\\'ll bet you all giggled and guffawed yourselves silly. I know I did. For more of these extremely SILLY JOKES, please e-mail me. I\\\'m full of them, and I\\\'d love to share them!! _ _ GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2002-01-08
From: toastlad   (
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Comments: I remember playing this at the arcade. It had this big curvy donkey dick joy stick and the response time was slow. Every time you moved the stick it would take a second for the plane to move. Very frustrating. Which made the SMS version a relief. Yeah, it looks boring when you play it a few minutes, but the deeper you get into it, the harder it is to put down. Nice one Sega.

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2002-01-04
From: opaopa   (
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Comments: You just fly on your side until you get bored of the game and turn it off. What\'s the fun in that?

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2001-12-06
From: Psionic Storm   (
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Comments: After Burner was fun as a 3d Game... Although i was never good at this kind of Games. I preferred Aerial Assault (Which, Ironically, Isn\'t even mentioned on the site!) Which Ruled and had Great Music. After Burner\'s One Droning Track of Music could really drive one to Madness.

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2001-12-05
From: darkhorse   (
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Comments: yeah, i hated that damn refueling thing on level 4, but this game is still kick ass

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2001-07-18
From: Maverick   (
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Comments: Hey you!!! (and now I am gonna sing the Top Gun song to all of you) ta ta ta tatatatata tatata tatata tata ta ta ta ta ta tatatatata tatata tatata tatata ta. this game is simply the definition of american coolnes.

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2001-07-04
From: Haon   (
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Comments: This game is ok good grapics and sound for its time.

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2001-07-02
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Eric  (more)
Comments: I Like the arcade version more, but this was one of those games you like to play when you wake up 12:30 in the morning. Going left, right, blowing the crap out of some soviet MIG jet. those where the days. I had one of those Quickshot sticks, so it made the game even better. One time though, we lost the flight stick to our SMS, well one day we caught my sister masturbating with it. I guess sega peripherals are good for that too.. whew, good thing they didnt have force feedback yet, shed really be in trouble then

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2001-06-28
From: JY   (
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Comments: When we were kids we did some funny shit. I bought one of those Quickshot flight sticks for the SMS, had a friend come over, and we'd take turns playing the game on a rocking chair while one of us moved the chair to correspond with the on-screen action. This game was cool when it first came out, I really liked it. Having the flight stick made it a lot better. Long live Sega!!

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2001-06-21
From:
The Great One  (more)
Comments: This game sucked ass. I could never get used to the controls. The only thing I ever liked about it was that cool crash when you die. It looks like a slinky or something.

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2001-06-20
From: sdgdsag   (
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Comments: dsfddddd

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2001-06-19
From: wren   (
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Comments: sorry, but wayne m can stick an NES controler up his ass, and knowing him, he would probobly derive some jopy out of that action. people foolish enough to take sides in the nintendo vs. sega debates are idiots anyway. both companies have great games, period, so shut up

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2001-06-14
From: wayne m.   (
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Comments: FUCK ALL OF U!! NINTENDO RULES!!!

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2001-06-14
From: Robrat   (
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Comments: I really liked the arcade version better than home

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2001-06-10
From: NetLink-1   (
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Comments: After Burner was a landmark game for Sega. Very popular title for Master System. I like the fact that you get unlimited missiles! But game speed is slow, graphics to basic, and there's NO turbo boost. Overall, the Master System version of After Burner was poor. Get a Sega Saturn and buy Sega Ages! Game has arcade perfect translations of Out Run, Space Harrier, and After Burner 2.

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2001-06-09
From: j green   (
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Comments: classic. but theres a cheat where if you lean on one side and just stay there, you never get hit! i'd set something down on top of the d-pad and leave, comeback an hour later and see how far i had gotten

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2001-06-01
From:
chippydog  (more)
Comments: Like a fine wine there are some games that seem to get better with time. Power strike for example. This on the other hand is starting to taste more like vinegar. I remember in playing it after going to my not so local arcade and being wowed by it and then getting it a few months later for my sms. At the time it seemed so good all the thrills of the Arcade. Now (sigh) it just looks dated. With about three frames of epiletsy inducing flick book animation and about as much fun as sticking your gonads into an electrical socket.( not that I've tried it ) 3 alex kidds though.... and only because sega were brave enough to try and get an arcade conversion from their little black magic box.

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2001-05-24
From: alan   (
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Comments: cool

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2001-05-24
From: Firestorm   (
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Comments: Basic, lacking the graphics of the arcade, and that silly crash! You can get by just by banking and shooting. You never get hit (until the level after the second refueller). Silly, and Space Harrier's much better in this style, and if you're after shooters, Power Strike is far superior (as is almost everything else).

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2001-05-21
From:
Gam09Bo07  (more)
Comments: I spent many an hour on this one. I actually liked this game, a lot. I went back to play it recently and noticed how bad the jet handles. Then I plugged in the joystick and that made all the difference in the world. This is how Afterburner is meant to be played at home, and this is why I loved the game and still do. If you don't care much for this game and have only played the Master System version with a control pad, you haven't played. I would always get to level 12 before I died, never any sooner or later. I'll sit down and beat it some day, because it Is worth playing.

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2001-05-19
From:
666  (more)
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2001-05-19
From:
666  (more)
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2001-05-17
From:
Guillaume Blain  (more)
Comments: very very good game.i like the crash...

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2001-05-01
From:
Mathew Moore  (more)
Comments: (snore) It has good graphics, but it's just so damn boring.

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2001-05-01
From: junk   (
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Comments: Sweet game, one of my best games

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2001-04-09
From: Andrew Paul   (
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Comments: This Game is seriously boring, i remember playing it and basically had enough after 5 minutes, SHITE!!!

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2001-03-31
From:
Ted9990  (more)
Comments: This game is kinda cool, but the arcade version and the Genesis version is much better.

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2001-03-25
From: Matt   (
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Comments: When i first played this, I was very addictive. I was invinsible, just by flying on the bottom right, or bottom left till i got to the later levels. Excellent translation for the 8-bit system, but the arcade version was ALOT better.

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2001-03-23
From: Carlos 2   (
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Comments: Hey! Es muy bueno!!!!!!!! Muy muy bueno!!!!!!!!

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2001-03-17
From: dfgjvd   (
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2001-03-09
From:
Carlos  (more)
Comments: Eta jogo dificil!Ate hoje ainda nao consegui terminar esta porra,me falaram em ficar parado atirando nos misseis.Conversa fiada!Otimo jogo pra epoca,tenho 20 anos e joguei pela primeira vez isto aos 8. Curitiba PR Brasil 2X1 USA Rose Bowl hahahaha.

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2001-03-08
From: Brian Pumphrey   (
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Comments: This was one of the first games I got with my system. I remember the TV Ads making it lok like the greatest game since Alex Kidd, but when I played it, It just wasn't fun. Enemy jets just keep flying into your sites, and you shoot them! The missles were a neat idea with the lock on beep and all, but I found them useless! A fun game if you like jets and stufff, but Thunderblade and Space Harrier will always be the two best shooters!

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2001-03-06
From: souljahbill   (
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Comments: I never beat this game. Too hard to dodge those missles and too hard to land missle shots on that hovercraft thing. It was fun until the 12th level when you couldn't just fly on your side anymore.

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2001-03-03
From:
Rick Lappeman  (more)
Comments: Not Bad I guess but there are better games. I still think space harrier is sega's best shooter of all time but this one is ok if you can get past the wierd handeling. Very pretty to look at though and the scenery changes in every advancing level are great to look at.

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2001-03-01
From: Ro   (
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Comments: After playing After Burner, I got into watching the movie, "Top Gun", This game kicks ass. This was also released for Nintendo's NES. No matter which version, It's gonna give you the Tom Cruise feeling.

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2001-02-24
From:
Kid Icarus  (more)
Comments: I've never been all that impressed with this game. While the arcade version was excellent, this version just doesn't have it. It's just boring. All you do is bank hard right or left when a missile comes and you can't die until you get to a certain level, then you die. The levels go on and on - all the same. It is a fairly good translation, but the fun just isn't there.

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2001-02-21
From:
Chris Gfrerer  (more)
Comments: LOVED THIS GAME......Played it for hours and hours and hours.......you get the picture!

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