Asterix

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[9008] - published by Sega. Average Reader Rating: 7.30

 


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2013-05-19
From: BluBlade   (
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Comments: Nothing fun about arsonism son.

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2013-03-25
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Joe came along when we set fire to the fucking thing. Was hilarious!

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2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Paul tell you gay boyfriend to stop typing with your pseudonym, it's weird.

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2012-08-13
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Loosely based on Tacitus' work on Germania (I say "loosely" because this is actually set in Gaul) this is actually a rather interesting game, if more than a bit puzzling at times. Much of the game's action consists, ironically enough, of inaction. That is, not bathing, not fighting, not defending your wives and daughters from being raped, not participating in the great civilizing mission of the Roman Empire...stuff like that. Because of all the running and hiding the old-timey Frenchmen do in this game, it is hard to really give it a good rating, despite the almost flawless ethnographic portrait it paints of pre-Roman Gaul.

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2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: You can't go wrong with both the NES and SMS with Asterix games.

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2012-05-16
From: Rain   (
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Comments: Was so excited when i got this game for christmas. and it didnt dissapoint. i spent the rest of the summer playing this game. wasn't too difficult either. for a master system platformer this one is up there amongst the better ones.

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2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: You fat liar piece of shit I already tried to fuck some women and I only got as far as one week, after that week your cock is fucking tired and it needs it's manly rest.

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2011-08-04
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Shut up, Scott, no one wants to hear about the objects of your depraved sexual fantasies. Catherine Deneuve is holding up to the ravages of age very well, though. I'd sure as shit do her if she happened upon the door of my Unabomber-style shack deep in the Sierras (which is why I still have dial-up). I'm not holding my breath for that to happen, but one time Tina Yothers of the old sitcom Family Ties did actually shown up. We fucked like animals for two solid weeks, then I gave her some homemade venison jerky and she went on her way.

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2011-04-24
From: Scott   (
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Comments: Isn't Asterix some French comic set in Gaul during the Roman Empire days or some such shit? Catherine Deneuve is still holding up nicely, from what I can gather. I'd like very much to put the wood to her. I likes 'em young, I likes 'em old, but mostly I likes 'em on my cock.

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2008-01-13
From: Swift   (
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Comments: It's indeed a cool platform game...

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2008-01-12
From: Will Young   (
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Comments: cool

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2007-10-31
From: Tomi Kaunisto   (
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Comments: I mostly never liked platformers, but you just can't quit playing until you finish this.

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2007-08-26
From: flavio88   (
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Comments: broke the nes

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2007-03-05
From: MJ   (
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Comments: Pretty good the levels and gameplay were also dope.

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2007-01-11
From: Kenny   (
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Comments: amazing game

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2006-11-20
From: Brett   (
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Comments: here is my review The game has nice graphics, average playability, What really brings it down is At the very last level, (the shrine) your unable to go through doors without hassle. At one stage i was unable to go through any doors. so in my experience this is one of the most buggiest titles (there are 3 asterix games for the sms) I think but for those of you know which one I am talking about. you Sorry I had to give this game a 3 (all because of that door problem!)

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2006-09-07
From: Rick   (
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Comments: not a bad game i was disapointed not to find an end boss, but i liked the way you had different ways of getting the keys for the next level

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