Desert Speedtrap

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[7122] - published by Sega. Average Reader Rating: 8.00

 


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2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: By mistakes. What the fuck. How could they make such a blatant mistake. Shit.

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2013-03-28
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Jealous? I play Elton John's Rocket Man on a continuous loop as I ravage that boy's tender ass.

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2013-03-27
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Last month the notorious paedophile Peter was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one-man prison vessel posing no further threat to children on Earth. But it was revealed that an 8-year-old boy was also placed on board by mistake and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Back from work and haven't tried it yet. Yeah I know what you means, I've played Mortal Kombat II, Street of rage II, Virtua Fighter animation and Street of Fighter II and frankly they sucked on the SMS.

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2012-08-23
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Now, again, the premise is interesting, but the game gets tiresome after a while. Frankly, an 8-bit system, even one as awesome as the Master System, just cannot do justice to the source material here. So, you've been warned.

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2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Are you for real Paul? Can't wait to try it

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2012-08-13
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Paul, do you really think that you are entertaining (or fooling) anyone with your silly little lies? You are a sad person.

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2012-07-27
From: Paul   (
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Comments: Brad is full of shit. This game is, in fact, based upon the Harvey Keitel movie "The Bad Lieutenant" though, for various legal purposes, the name and setting of the game were changed. Other than that, it is quite faithful to (parts of) the movie, the game mostly consisting of forcing teenage girls to pull their cars over so you can masturbate in front of them while the girl who was driving simulates oral sex while the girl in the passenger seat cries uncontrollably expecting to be raped (until she sees you ejaculate all over the driver's side door). Despite the awesome premise, the game actually becomes quite tiresome after a while.

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2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: I never played this game but I don't think Brad's review is accurate. If it would have been the case that game would have beated Nintendo and Sega would still be alive today.

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2011-05-17
From: Golden State   (
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Comments: woahhhhhhhh

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2011-05-04
From: Brad   (
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Comments: Odd game centered around the Arizona State Police and their questionable methods of law enforcement/revenue collection. Just obeying the speed limit is not enough to avoid running afoul of the popo in this game, however, because they will pull you over no matter what. To advance very far in the game, you have to sell drugs to make enough money to bribe the police officers so they'll let you on your merry way. Failing that, you will be beaten and you will be sodomized with a nightstick. In later rounds, though, you do have the option of offering up your girlfriend to the police so she can perform sexual favors on them in return for your release. This works, but you will lose charisma points, so keep that in mind as you're playing.

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2008-10-10
From: Timboo   (
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Comments: Dis games gud bit fast like sonics style of play gud grafix 2 i think its a bit short tho

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