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2023-07-06
From: Paul (more)
Comments: I believe the guy. Toplessness isn't always attractive or arousing. Now, I'm not at all suggesting that the problem was, as is implied, that the topless woman was his mother and he was thus not attracted to her. That's bullshit. The problem, obviously, was that his mom was either ass-ugly or really, really fat. Perhaps both. If she was even moderately attractive and he saw her sunbathing topless, he'd have jacked off as vigorously as the rest of us when presented with such a situation. It's not complicated.
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2020-09-24
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Weird game
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2020-05-05
From: WKZ (Works) (more)
Comments: I'd say the SMS had the definitive version of the game. I originally played this almost 30 years ago on the Apple II. It got ports on many different platforms, but from what I played, in my opinion, this was the best version. The only thing I know its missing is the need to refuel that the NES port had (probably for the best since that was a bit of a drag).
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2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Sickos are okay but liars aren't okay. Someone IP ban this bastard.
Rating: n/a
2013-02-17
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Liar.
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2013-02-16
From: Thomas (more)
Comments: Yes, my mother used to sunbathe topless. No, I didn't masturbate thinking about it.
Rating: n/a
2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe (more)
Comments: Manholes in Paper boy are super awesome, there's actually people living down here. So cool. I like to think it's these freaking amish collecting some shit for their harvest. Needless to say I try to kill them with newspaper everytime I see them.
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2011-11-15
From: Jerry (more)
Comments: What's the deal with the manholes covers? I mean, you'll drive right into them, your car blows up! I know! Why do they have you drive like that? I mean, who drives their car by looking down on it from high above? Weird, wild stuff.
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2011-09-25
From: Danny (more)
Comments: Pretty good game, actually. A bit repetitive at times, maybe, but good game. Most of the ghosts really didn't seem to be causing any trouble, though, truth be told.
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2011-08-10
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Yes, Peter, I did sometimes feel that way, although I started out with the economy model car sometimes. For what it is worth, I don't believe you're a racist, Peter, because you are a liberal and liberals are as intolerant of racism as they are of organized religion and anyone who isn't tolerant. Ironic? Yes. And sure, a lot of liberals nowadays have a self-congratulatory and almost knee-jerk dislike of Israel, but racism? Never.
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2011-08-10
From: Peter (more)
Comments: Hey, Paul, did you ever feel compelled to buy the old Cadillac ambulance as the car out of a sense of continuity with the movie? I mean, there were four different cars to choose from, but I always got the ambulance. I love the Master System!
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2011-05-10
From: Paul (more)
Comments: Another one of the few games I actually beat fair and square. Even did it without the cheat code that gives you a shitload of money to start out with. Nope, worked my way to the top from the ground up. I lamented the absence of Sigourney Weaver in the game, though, just as I continue to lament the absence of Sigourney Weaver on my face and dick.
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2011-04-16
From: Rob (more)
Comments: loved it!
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2007-06-21
From: shadowdadevil (more)
Comments: I know i've played ghostbusters but i dont think it was this one tho. but still looking back in the pass and see that video games had really advanced but new games wont beat the oldies
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2006-08-25
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2005-04-03 From: Peter (more) Comments: Just because something is old doesn't mean that it is no longer worthy of conversation. The NES and SMS were special. I doubt very much if people will ever look back on the Xbox or Playstation with such fondness. Show some respect. How exactly can you vote for sex, anyway?
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2006-08-25
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2004-12-16 From: the voices!!!! (more) Comments: there are many things that we do not understand. why would she want me to urinate on her?? arousing? perhaps. exciting? maybe. taboo? possibly. yellow? often. oh, urolagnia!!!
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2006-08-25
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2004-10-11 From: the voices!!!! (more) Comments: my home is haunted by many spirits! their unearthly voices torment me by day and night!! "why do you masturbate so much??", they ask
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2006-08-25
From: Classic Comment (more)
Comments: 2003-12-22 From: the voices!!!! (more) Comments: if cost is an issue, use a banana!! whatever will fit comfortably is fine. watch out for sharp edges, though!
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2006-07-07
From: ciaran (more)
Comments: never played it
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2006-04-03
From: Stimie (more)
Comments: Fucking kick ass!
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2005-12-05
From: juston (more)
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2005-12-02
From: juston hattaway (more)
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2005-09-29
From: jimmy (more)
Comments: ahhhhhhhh i need directions to make the stay puft marshmellowman!!!
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2005-09-21
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Michael Dargan is a man who liked this game back in the day and wants me to get it. i train judo with him.
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2005-09-21
From: jojo (more)
Comments: i like the ghostbusters and ther car
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2005-09-21
From: Sam (more)
Comments: Michael Dargan wants me to get this game
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2005-06-13
From: GC Legend (more)
Comments: For a second, I thought this was an emu. It was a good game during its time. I wouldn't mind playing it again sometime, along with a few other classics: Duck Hunt, Gauntlet, Dragon Warrior. --- What are these words under my post?
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2005-05-08
From: Peter Bakedman (more)
Comments: I've been slimed!!!!!!!!!!
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2005-04-11
From: sam (more)
Comments: Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
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2005-04-03
From: Sexybitch (more)
Comments: Hello everyone. I just want to let you know to move FUCKING ON. This IS THE SEGA FUCKING MASTER SYSTEM, ITS OLD SHIT... WHATS THE POINT OF PLAYING IT? Vote sex!
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2005-04-03
From: Sexybitch (more)
Comments: Sex for president!
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2005-03-23
From: rodenhay (more)
Comments: not bad not bad
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2005-02-18
From: PAZUZU (more)
Comments: I THINK THAT THIS FILM IS VERY GOOGD I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER THAN THE SECOND ONE
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2005-02-08
From: HarvestDude (more)
Comments: The best 8-bit version of Ghostbusters. Colorful, fun, and not impossible to climb ladders that leads to the top of the Zuul Building (does anybody here ever made to the top floor on the NES' Ghostbusters?). Hard to beat Gozer if you're still an unskilled ghostbuster-dude. Takes me an 8.
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2005-01-12
From: Joe Buddhapest (more)
Comments: Ahh we have a believer. I am so glad to finally see someone who can apreciate a well made game. This game gets 8 alex's which is my highest rating yet because who else can you call when ghosts are having sex with your dog. Ghostbuster!!!
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2004-12-22
From: ih8uplzdie (more)
Comments: This game represents Master System in its prime. So many elements of gaming are fused together such as the platformer, rpg, business management and even a driving sim; resulting in one of the greatest games that was ever made. Why hell, the title screen even plays the film's theme with a bouncing ball!
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2004-11-08
From: MAPSS (more)
Comments: It stinks
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2004-11-01
From: Blow my mind! (more)
Comments: Holy Shit! look at those graphics!
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2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward (more)
Comments: who ya gonna call mothafucker? i still think this game is sweet..i can sometimes get passed the zool and fight gorza but he always kills me in the end and i gotta restart, i aint ever gonna beat this game, ive accepted that fact....now.... (sob) 6 alexs
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2004-10-08
From: Gabbiano (more)
Comments: mi ha piaciute molte questu gioche aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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2004-10-05
From: aprat (more)
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2004-08-09
From: ted (more)
Comments: best game ever funny too and retarded
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2003-07-10
From: Matt (more)
Comments: This game is amazing, i remember back in the day, it was so hard. Now i mastered it and i can pass it everytime, and it's still fun.
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2003-05-08
From: Wi Wi Jumbo (more)
Comments: I actually beat this game once after much difficulty. In fact, after I defeated Gorza (sic) I believe I just ripped the cartridge out of my SMS and never played it again. It's a pretty good game overall, but the march up the stairs is frustrating enough to make one tire of the whole Ghostbusters experience. I really don't think getting hit by a dinner plate would kill you anyway. Does anyone else think that Gozer in the movie looked a lot like Annie Lennox? I do. No disrespect intended.
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2003-03-19
From: blabediblah (more)
Comments: what crap. i'd call it a heaping load of crap except this game is so lightweight ``heaping load'' gives it too much credit. i owe my dad an apology for asking him to spend his hard earned cash so many years ago to buying me this doorstop; i felt ripped off after playing it. I felt, in fact, slimed.
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2003-03-09
From: Erich (more)
Comments: I thought this was a geat game, but could never beat it :(
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2003-02-04
From: JOE (more)
Comments: This was my all time favorite game for the SMS. The graphics are better than Nintendo's version,and you get to pick different cars to chase ghost with. It is a classic game with fun ghostbusting game play from the beginning to end. This game is awsome for any Saga Master System or Ghostbusters fan!
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2003-01-24
From: Ray Parkey Jnr (more)
Comments: If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters) If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters) I ain't afraid a no ghost I ain't afraid a no ghost If you're seein' things runnin' thru your head Who can you call (ghostbusters) An' invisible man sleepin' in your bed Oh who ya gonna call (ghostbusters) I ain't afraid a no ghost I ain't afraid a no ghost Who ya gonna call (ghostbusters) If you're all alone pick up the phone An call (ghostbusters) I ain't afraid a no ghost I hear it likes the girls I ain't afraid a no ghost Who you gonna call (ghostbusters) Mm…if you've had a dose Of a freaky ghost baby You better call ghostbusters Bustin' makes me feel good I ain't afraid a no ghosts Don't get caught alone oh no…ghostbuster When he comes through your door Unless you've just got some more I think you better call ghostbusters Ooh... who you gonna call (ghostbusters) Who you gonna call (ghostbusters) Ah, I think you better call (ghostbusters) I can't hear you…(ghostbusters) Who you gonna call (ghostbusters) Louder ghostbusters Who you gonna call (ghostbusters) Who you can call ghostbusters…
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2003-01-24
From: Egon Spangler (more)
Comments: If theres something strange in the neibourhood, who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!!! yea.
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2002-11-15
From: B (more)
Comments: Looks like shit!
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2002-10-13
From: jeremy (more)
Comments: You have to press the icon against the flashing buildings on the map to go trap ghosts!...I think. I played the shit out of this game like 14 years ago. I forget if I ever beat it or not but I do remember they spelled Gozer "Gorza". Huh? I played this game a lot but I can't remember if that's cause it had good playability or because I was just a stupid kid. I guess I'd give this one a 7.
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2002-09-08
From: Jason (more)
Comments: I played this game when I was like 5 or 6 years old and it was so great. Then we put the Master System away for the Nintendo when it came out. When we moved I found The Master system again but it would not turn on, I was so mad!!!!!!!
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2002-09-04
From: Alex McMillan (more)
Comments: Erm, awesome opening sequence music. And thats about it! I bought this game unboxed, without instructions, and just could not figure out the point in it. What the hell are you supposed to do on that overhead map of the city? Maybe its a good little game, and maybe (as I suspect) its just a festering pile of movie merchandise cash-in shite! Who knows!?!
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2002-08-27
From: Le vick (more)
Comments: A really shitty game. Boring!
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2002-08-11
From: lere (more)
Comments: This game kicks' its never ending fun tho Gozar is a little tough at the end
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2002-07-31
From: Skull Man (more)
Comments: This is stupidity,it has 2 bit graphics,whoever created it was the laziest Sega Master System Company ever,this must be for Atari.
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2002-04-20
From: SMS Gamer 86 (more)
Comments: This was a fun a game, although not an instant classic. Can\'t give a decent review cause I never owned it, but did have the honor of borrowing it and finishing it. The wierd combo of an action/simulation/shooter was neat.
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2001-07-23
From: NetLink-1 (more)
Comments: Ghostbusters is a great game. Buy cars, parts, equipment and tackle some ghosts! Drive around the city looking for ghosts and eliminate them. When all the ghost have been defeated, Zulu will be waiting. Very challenging to defeat Zulu but it can be done. Ghostbusters is great fun and is a fantastic Master System game!
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2001-07-08
From: The Ghostbuster (more)
Comments: The reason I bought Master System!
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2001-07-05
From: LaurenceD (more)
Comments: Can someone please email me on how to beat the first level??? I've been stuck on it for ages!!! Great game anyway.
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2001-06-23
From: FUCK LUCAS (more)
Comments: FUCK LUCAS, HE DOSENT KNOW WHAT HE'S ON ABOUT!
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2001-06-23
From: FUCK ALL THE JE (more)
Comments: THIS WAS A GOOD GAME
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2001-06-23
From: CASE (more)
Comments: WHAT R U TAKIN ABOUT FIRESTORM, THIS GAME IS A CLASSIC MAN! I READ YOUR COMMENTS ON SOME OF THE OTHER GAMES, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT U WOULD LIKE THIS ONE.
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2001-06-23
From: GHEIS (more)
Comments: THIS GAME KICKED ASS. IF YOU ARE A BIG FAN OF THE FILM AND HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS GAME, THEN YOU HAVENT LIVED I'M AFRAID.
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2001-06-22
From: Firestorm (more)
Comments: What was Sega thinking? This is exactly the same as the spectrum 48k version (but quicker to load). A hint for anyone still playing this, don't buy a car, you don't need one (you get a black square that does the same job). And it's really not that good a game.
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2001-06-21
From: Adam (more)
Comments: It's an ok game if you give it a chance. My brother couldnt figure it out so he got mad and turned it off.. I went in there an read the instructions and once he saw that I was actually doing something oh then he wanted to play. OK game
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2001-06-21
From: The Great One (more)
Comments: This game totally sucked ass. I could never figure out what the fuck I was doing. I bought random items, drove to random places, and I basically just fucked around until I got bored and turned the damn game off. A worthless piece of shit.
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2001-06-09
From: Kiva Wolf (more)
Comments: A small correction on the GAS thing on NES and SMS. There is NONE on SMS. Just wanted to point out that it was a good thing that Sega took it out.
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2001-06-04
From: Ro (more)
Comments: Yes! I Finally beat Gozer with over $100,000 in the bank
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2001-05-21
From: tug (more)
Comments: Greatest game ever made NO JOKE
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2001-05-21
From: Gam09Bo07 (more)
Comments: I was one of the biggest Ghostbuster fans around, and when I got my Master System (as a hand me down, but it was still rather new), Ghostbusters was one of the games that came with it. So me being the 'Buster fan in the family, it was the first of the games I played. I found it a little entertaining back then. Now I know it's not as great as I once though, but it's still not a bad game. Just not great. I never did beat it though. The map, the car, the ghost busting, and Stay Puft out in front of the "Zuul" building weren't too difficult (Stay Puft had a pattern if you were patient enough to notice). It's once you got inside. The stairs were pretty tough, with Slimers chasing you, Roamers tossing plates around, and the fact that you could only shoot in two directions made it pretty hard. It could be beaten. I never did beat Gozar when I got to the roof, though. That bitch was way too tough (I don't know if it was my age or the game) and I would always end up back on that green 'game over' screen. I hate that damned screen. But, I digress... it's a decent game. Short, pointless, and based on the best comedy ever.
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2001-05-10
From: Ro (more)
Comments: This game is 100% whup-ass! I love the part from the movie when the voice says "Zuul!" I even like Gozer The Gozarian. Mr. Stay Puft is a mother puss bucket. he prevented me from encountering Gozer.
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2001-05-05
From: emjay313 (more)
Comments: I was never really up on my list of top sms games, mainly as i was crap at it and never new what to do, but it was on of the first games i played on so i have a spoft spot for it, and driving was fun.
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2001-05-01
From: Mathew Moore (more)
Comments: This was the first game I got for the Sega Master System. It's fantastic. This version of the Ghostbusters video game is the best I've ever played. It looks and plays great. A classic.
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2001-04-30
From: serpico (more)
Comments: FUCK YOU STAY-PUFFED!!!! always got to the end, and always got squished. again, liked the genesis version where all the ghostbusters had gigantism. a good rating for being a pain in the ass.
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2001-04-28
From: Nick Price (more)
Comments: Wow! Me and my cousin used to play this all the time at my uncle's house. I borrowed it countless amounts of times. The stairs were hard as catching a falling poo, but I loved driving around and planting the Ghost Catcher down. So satisfying.
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2001-04-24
From: Talwar (more)
Comments: I was grazy about the movie so I was grazy about the game too. I didn't go to school that I could play this game. But when you have code to 128000 credits the game is too easy. I still hate those ghost which throw those damn plates!
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2001-04-09
From: Greg (more)
Comments: I loved the bits in the car but could never figure out what the hell to do the rest of the time!
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2001-03-23
From: Metaphunk (more)
Comments: What the hell happens at the end of this game? I cant for the life of me beat Gorza... He is sucha bastard.. Screw him to hell... Bastard...
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2001-03-23
From: Carlos (more)
Comments: HEY!!!!! Es muy bueno!!!! Muy muy bueno!!!
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2001-03-14
From: JJShireman2 (more)
Comments: glad to say I beat this game again yesterday!!!!
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2001-03-14
From: alex (more)
Comments: i didn't really know how to play but it was still good and all
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2001-03-08
From: Brian Pumphrey (more)
Comments: This is one of the best games for the SMS! I beleive this game is damn near infinitely re-playable! Just make it harder on yourself by buying the Slow car and only 1 trap! Another cool thing about this game is I learned a coll cheat for it by accident. Me and my friend Colin were ighting for the controller and some how the Inistial QW were put in then we realized that with the initials QW and all 0's you got a shit-load of money! I swar on my grave that's how we found out that trick!
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2001-03-08
From: Starfish Overbo (more)
Comments: heh heh heh, my first ever master system games, and it took the 7 year old me AGES to figure out what the hell to do, however, when i did, i found an enjoyable and different game. The stairs were hard as hell, and Gorza was an absolut BITCH ! DAMN THOSE GREEN GHOSTS ON THE STAIRS!
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2001-03-06
From: souljahbill (more)
Comments: I had this game. It was fun. Going up the stairs was so hard for me back then. It was hard to see Gorzar's spread laser things too on my tv back in the day. I did beat it though. One of the happiest days of my life.
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2001-03-03
From: JJShireman2 (more)
Comments: This game was addicting. Marshmallow man had nothing on me I snuck right by him to beat the game. Only beat it once and I was damn good.
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2001-02-26
From: Wilburt (more)
Comments: I like it, but it could have been better. The going around town capturing ghosts part was boring. All we really wanted to do was run up the stairs past ghosts! Bill Murray rules.
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2001-02-22
From: Shizumadrive (more)
Comments: Exact same as the computer version that came out first. It at least had color though while the apple 2c one was just green and black.
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2001-02-20
From: V. (more)
Comments: It wasn't the best game in the world, but it sure beat the NES version. Come to think of it, just about anything did.
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2001-02-20
From: Chris Gfrerer (more)
Comments: It was kind of a cheap game....however I was deteremined to beat it and I did, about 4,000 times! I managed to get 400,000 dollars at the end! I liked it because I loved the movie!
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2001-02-19
From: lucas (more)
Comments: it stinks
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