Bank Panic

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[4584] - published by SEGA. Average Reader Rating: 6.20

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2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Would she be down to fuck complete strangers for a little cash?

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2012-10-31
From: Peter   (
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Comments: My mom ain't no tranny, brother. Indeed, due to her natural aversion to wearing underwear (and pubic hair, for that matter), I know this to be true with a certainty bordering on the pornographic. Perhaps ironically, such exposure is, I think, why I DON'T want to fuck my mommy like every other dude on this site. On a not unrelated note, she would tell complete strangers that I was born via c-section so she could "keep her shit tight". Whether it actually is or not, I don't know.

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2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Your mom was a tranny. Let that sink in and take your time to respond to this comment, I know it must hurts a lot.

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2012-08-23
From: Peter   (
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Comments: That Brazilian shit by Tectoy or whatever doesn't count. Too many trannies down there for me to trust anything from that shithole.

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2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: STFU Peter did you not know the Master System was still being made until 2008 by Tectoy? Oh and they really made it in 1987 but they predicted 2008. you know why? Cause these fuckers are the most intelligent people ever since they created the best gaming system ever.

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2012-07-28
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Paul, you fucking numb-nuts! Global financial crisis of 2008? Moron, this game was released in 1987! What the fuck is the matter with you? Do you think that shit is funny?

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2012-07-28
From: Paul   (
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Comments: An ambitious, if unusual, managerial type game centered around the global financial crisis of 2008. The level of detail is quite remarkable and the player is allowed to sell or trade all manners of high-risk, high-yield securities and derivatives no matter what the consequences will be down the line. Gameplay is good, the graphics are inherently limited by the style of play, but all-in-all, quite good. One wonders, though, who the target audience for such a game actually was...

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2012-05-16
From: Rain   (
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Comments: Mildly entertaining game, but ive been told that there is some bug in it and theres no end. which is common for the former card games.

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2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: Yeah well what I'm pretty sure I've told sam he was gay on every other reviews so it will all balance out in the end.

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2011-11-27
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Yeah, well, Rock Hudson had girlfriends, too.

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2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe   (
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Comments: I'm sorry Sam, I tought you were only an helpless faggot who fucked his father at every possible openings but now I can see you have a girlfriend. I hope you will forgive me and we can become friends.

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2011-08-04
From: Peter   (
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Comments: Maybe I've been to hard on you, Paul. After all, you do post comments about the actual games most of the time, not just bullshit stories about how your mommy would watch you jerk off or some such shit. Keep up the good work, Paul, and vote Democratic.

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2011-07-07
From: Paul   (
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Comments: This is actually sort of fun. Never had the actual game, itself, but I did play it via an emulator and it was good for a few hours of entertainment.

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2011-05-22
From: the voices!!!!   (
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Comments: you shift with the winds, master of self-promotion you are, but beware...your daughter may yet drown in my seed, for your lies arouse me!!!

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2011-05-05
From: Brad   (
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Comments: Played this game on an emulator; surprisingly good and rather addictive. Not as addictive as the prescription cough syrup that I've been hooked on for years now, but pretty addictive. I've had to do awful things.

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2008-01-24
From: Swift   (
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Comments: I've got the card version of this game. Played a bit with it and then I put the card into a banking slotmachine. Leave the panic there. Flutspel ( in Englich: the game sucks ).

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2007-08-26
From: flavio88   (
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2006-09-10
From: Drew Meister   (
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Comments: WOW! THIS GAME LOOKS ABSOLUTELY...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................gay.

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2006-06-16
From: segas   (
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Comments: yuck...how repetative..its one of those games that i play like twice a year because its sooo boring..card games blow...

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2006-05-05
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Says Peter, having time to go through all my comments and commenting ones that seem to have something to do with him. youre not that smart really.

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2006-05-05
From: Sam   (
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Comments: Nazi Properganda!?? you better belive it! (waits for Peter to point out the spelling mistake)

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2006-04-03
From: Stimie   (
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Comments: I don't like banks but! I did call 757-382-7799 and the number is busy. I will keep trying again. If there is a new number to call sent it myway.

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2005-12-02
From: Sam   (
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Comments: OH FATHERLAND FATHER LAND, SHOW US THE SIGN, YOUR CHILDREN HAVE WAITED TO SEE! THE MORNING WILL COME WHEN THE WORLD IS MINE, TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME!!!

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2005-09-29
From: Sam   (
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Comments: i need a new copy of this game, it dosent work due to vaginal juice on the circuit boards.

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2005-09-20
From: Sam   (
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Comments: my girlfriend likes this game too. because its simple like her yellow face and sloped eyes... i might rub her clit with the cart.

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2005-04-03
From: Sexybitch   (
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Comments: this game looks like its for pigs's ass's!

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2004-04-22
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2004-04-22
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2004-04-17
From: El_Gredino   (
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Comments: I love this game, i played it everytime wheni was young but now i have the ROM and there are no cowboys only guys with money :( too bad

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2003-01-11
From:
NyarthMaul  (more)
Comments: Sega invent first person twitch shoot-em-ups! Yay! SEGA r00l! xB0X 4r3 t3h d00m3d MUAHAHAHROFLROFL!!!!!!11111 Sadly the SMS game is made redundant in this day and age by the fact that the MAME rom of this game is free and you can get a 3 button joypad to play it on for the price of a Happy Meal. Of course, the Happy Meal won't make you wake up screaming in the night with a bleepy rendition of Dixie playing in your brain, terrified that you're about to be shot and blown up from three directions. ........actually, forget the bit about making you scream in the night. It might do that.

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2002-11-16
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Beren Erchamiom  (more)
Comments: A fun game. When I was a child, I rented it, and laughed a lot. It's pretty rare in Brazil too

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2002-10-18
From: GQ   (
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Comments: An excellent game, not the least bit boring despite its repetetive style. Has anyone ever finished it? It has fifty levels, so it must have an end. Things really start to heat up around level 10. I've got up to 12 or 13, I think.

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2002-10-04
From: z[a]ntetsu   (
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Comments: Absolutely excellent game. I know someone who bought a master system last week just so they could play this game. If you don't like it, well, bad luck for you...

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2002-09-05
From:
Wilburt  (more)
Comments: Wow, the USA is about to lose in the basketball tourny to Yugoslavia! I cant believe it!!! My man Michael FInley is stunned. This game is fun. Its simple. It would be a great level in a bigger game, but it is the size of a credit card. Fun though in its simplicity.

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2002-09-03
From: Alex McMillan   (
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Comments: Erm, yes. A credit card sized game. A very poor game as well. Hilariously bad, but hey look, the game is so small. Wow!!!

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2001-06-14
From: kelvin luckin   (
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Comments: i've just got this on card, whats it worth?

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2001-04-27
From: yo mama   (
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Comments: the person from SegaCollection is ssssssooooooooooooo sad

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2001-03-31
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Rob Goldsmith  (more)
Comments: Yes, there was a cartridge version of this game released in Australia, but no it didnt have a battery backup. Great game for the reflexes. Hilarious if you play it now.

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2001-03-28
From:
Ricardo  (more)
Comments: I don`t like much this game. I have the original cartridge (brazilian version) and it does not have backup ram! I has 256kbs

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2001-03-19
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2001-03-10
From:
SegaCollection.  (more)
Comments: I love this game. I printed the cover of this game on A3, it hangs on my bedroom-wall, thats how much I love it. Scott, why should this game have battery back-up? Anyway..top game, top marks

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