935 reviews by BluBlaDE..
Ys: The Vanished Omens

2014-07-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Could not agree more man. This is the ultimate adventure game that makes you feel like one hell of a badass. You ain't some faggot typical protagonist, you are MOTHERFUCKING ADOL CHRISTIN. Mario trying to bang a princess get the hell out beta male ADOL BANGS GODDESSES, QUEENS, PRIESTESSES, SEXY PIRATES ETC. And the motherfucking Tower that takes half the game to complete without any returns possible. It's Landstalker all over again another badass game.

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Psycho Fox

2014-02-12
From: Blublade
Comments: Fuck you !!!!

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2014-02-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: fuck you

Rating: n/a



After Burner

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah some games are timeless classics others not so much

Rating: n/a



Aladdin

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Nothing like oppresing hoes. Nothing.

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking slut don't touch the most sacred game of all times!

Rating: n/a



Alien 3

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You fucking bastard we thought you were cured of your homosexuality!!!!

Rating: n/a



Alien Syndrome

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This game is on a lot of systems too.

Rating: n/a



Arcade Smash Hits

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Jesus

Rating: n/a



Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Are animals

Rating: n/a



Bomber Raid

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: BOMBERMANNNNNNNNNNNNN

Rating: n/a



Dick Tracy

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Liam ur a star

Rating: n/a



Fantasy Zone

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: At least 95 % of the games that were on both the NES and SMS are better on the Master System. There's like 2,5 % of them that are pretty much equal on both and 2,5 % that are better on the NES.

Rating: n/a



G-Loc

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Knowing Peter he's gonna show you what a real man does to a woman, not what a spellcaster faggot does.

Rating: n/a



Gangster Town

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fat girls should be enslaved and work in our place.

Rating: n/a



Golden Axe Warrior

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Nice seeing someone not insana over here.

Rating: n/a



Jurassic Park

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's cool seeing random guys saying stuff like that. Truly the best people/community are the Sega Master System fans.

Rating: n/a



Master Chess

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Your ass must work well you incestual homo bastard

Rating: n/a



Ms Pacman

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: MGTOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: n/a



Out Run

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I get what ur saying.

Rating: n/a



Phantasy Star

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep. Simply amazing.

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Psycho Fox

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damn we lost Psycho Fox! Wonderboys are still standing strong although.

Rating: n/a



Quarter Back

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Theyre not even strong I can beat them easily

Rating: n/a



Rambo: First Blood Part II

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Bro go MGTOW we don't need girl what we need is sex and it's cheap so it's all good.

Rating: n/a



Rampage

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep kicked the ass of the NES version

Rating: n/a



Rocky

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah the game isn't fun anymore when it's as frustrating as this piece of garbage shit

Rating: n/a



Shinobi

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Gonna say the same thing bro, I've been coming back here yearly and it's good fun with you guys. Except fuck you you anal douchebag Shinobi fucking rocks and it will always rock u arent a real ninja you fucking pussy!

Rating: n/a



Sonic the Hedgehog

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Same but I still prefers the Genesis version. I marathon the 4 games yearly

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2014-01-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: thank god you 2014-01-14 From: Jonathan (more) Comments: People are nuts! Posting over and over about relationships no one cares about?? This is a sega master website for crying out loud. Does anyone monitor it anymore?? Spellcaster is a game. It's not reality. Everyone who's not talking about the game, get a life!

Rating: n/a



The Ninja

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You got it right Jo my man. At first I sucked at it but then I learned to become invisible and I fell in love with the game.

Rating: n/a



The Ottifants

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Now looking at the screen this game looks fucking gay

Rating: n/a



Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Peter, Scott, Sam. They're not around per say they come yearly just as I do. I'm new here from 2011 btw.

Rating: n/a



Zool

2014-01-24
From: Blublade
Comments: Just kidding you guys still going strong at them Master System games. Best system ever.

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2014-01-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Playing the whole series over and over again. Better games could not be made. Adol Fucking Christin is one hell of a badass

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Great Golf

2013-07-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not being accepted to art school. Figure he'd turn out into a dictator.

Rating: n/a



Ghost House

2013-07-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Var is fucking right you cocksuckers. This Ghost House shit is pure classic

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Les jeux daujourdhui sont fades

Rating: n/a



American Pro Football

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Must have been your father's sperms

Rating: n/a



Arch Rivals

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The ass of your mom is a mountain cuz she's fucking fat oh god

Rating: n/a



Buggy Run

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow he actually liked it. Maybe I should try it.

Rating: n/a



Choplifter

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Got around playing it. It's not Nintengay that would have such acool game

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Double Dragon 2

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Walter go back to your momma titis

Rating: n/a



Enduro Racer

2013-07-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it. Absolute classic. Hands down the best 8 bit racing AND bike game of all times. Just remember to always buy the engine upgrade and to tip down when you jump.

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Ariel the Little Mermad

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What a bunch of freaking psychos. Why parks ? School are much more efficient.

Rating: n/a



Assault City

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not bad however don't ever marry. Just text the bitch and fuck her. If you marry you'll have to work even more and 0 free times for gaming. THIS IS NOT cool.

Rating: n/a



Asterix

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Nothing fun about arsonism son.

Rating: n/a



Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow talk about overkill

Rating: n/a



Astro Warrior

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow Sam has a mom? I thought he had two dads.

Rating: n/a



Arch Rivals

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Gwanakastan, Afghanistan for niggers perhaps?

Rating: n/a



Arcade Smash Hits

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shut up fuckers

Rating: n/a



Andre Agassi Tennis

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hey I asked him, not U

Rating: n/a



American Pro Football

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: 5 shits? Did it took you the whole day or what

Rating: n/a



Altered Beast

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Tyler? is that your boyfriend?

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: miracle fucker

Rating: n/a



Air Rescue

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It certainly is missing a few games.

Rating: n/a



Addams Family

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Decent platformer if I remember it well.

Rating: n/a



Action Fighter

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've heard before '' Tell your father to wash his cock, you smell''

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: execute some business

Rating: n/a



Back to the Future 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who?

Rating: n/a



Back to the Future 3

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did it for the lulz

Rating: n/a



Bank Panic

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Would she be down to fuck complete strangers for a little cash?

Rating: n/a



Basketball Nitemare

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: KNIGHTMARE

Rating: n/a



Black Belt

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: *catch her and rape her*

Rating: n/a



Bomber Raid

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Glad you did not talk about how you had sex with her and talked about video games. This is what this site needs.

Rating: n/a



Bram Stokers Dracula

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's not reciprocated. Sorry.

Rating: n/a



Buggy Run

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: He's a powerful armchair warrior.

Rating: n/a



California Games

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What is this i Don't even

Rating: n/a



California Games 2

2013-05-19
From: BLublade
Comments: i tohugh there was only one calfiroanrm games

Rating: n/a



Captain Silver

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Come on it was fun. Kinda another Ghost'N Goblins

Rating: n/a



Carmen Sandiego

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: Sorry Derek. Except for the hairy part..

Rating: n/a



Castle of Illusion

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fat people should be exterminated !

Rating: n/a



Championship Hockey

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: So that's why I had an erection when I saw him.

Rating: n/a



Chapolim

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dude Brazil rocks, they had the master system 3 up until 2008.

Rating: n/a



Choplifter

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You could also fuck sexy yoga chicks too. Tight sluts.

Rating: n/a



Chuck Rock

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Throw a fucking baby at another one. Kill two babies with one.

Rating: n/a



Cyber Shinobi

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: Well if this guy is on this site there's must be something wrong with his psyche. So yeah

Rating: n/a



Cyborg Hunter

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Tchatcher died cause she did not get enough of my cock when she was young and possibly hot.

Rating: n/a



Desert Speedtrap

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: By mistakes. What the fuck. How could they make such a blatant mistake. Shit.

Rating: n/a



Desert Strike

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: He took too much steroid. They took over his ability to rationalize.

Rating: n/a



Die Hard 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You need to change them. When I end up inevitably ejaculating inside them they smell like my sperm so I can't use them anymoar.

Rating: n/a



Dino Basher

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who

Rating: n/a



Doraemon

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Lol. At least 90 % of his post contains at least one mention of homosexuality/pedophilia and over 50 of them contains homosexual incestuous undertone.

Rating: n/a



Double Dragon

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Welcome Sack. You will fit REALLY WELL here.

Rating: n/a



Double Dragon 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There would probably be porn of them if they were real.

Rating: n/a



Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Donny the pussy. Fucked both his sister and his girlfriend left him for me. I don't even have a monster cock. This guy is a loser

Rating: n/a



Driving Pack

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Driving after drinking is even better.

Rating: n/a



Dynamite Dux

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never understimate ducks.

Rating: n/a



Ecco the Dolphin

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Once he can't move you are free to begin rape.

Rating: n/a



F1

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep it is.

Rating: n/a



Fantasy Zone

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Homo coming from you. Geez I feel insulted

Rating: n/a



Fire and Forget 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sure does. I once fucked a cunt that believe with all her heart and pussy that my name was Penis.

Rating: n/a



Forgotten Worlds

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There we go, back to his old self. What a fag.

Rating: n/a



Gangster Town

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Totally awesome story. We can feel your concentration and all the brain power it took to take action. You sir are a fine strategist. However the part where you asked your bro to smell your ass is fucking gay. Even with my best bro I've know since I was a kid I would not do something like that. However fucking the hottest girl is okay in my book. Playing games is better than fucking girls but you might as well go for the hottest.

Rating: n/a



Ghostbusters

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sickos are okay but liars aren't okay. Someone IP ban this bastard.

Rating: n/a



Global Defense

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Nobody cares about the world trade center anymoar

Rating: n/a



Godfather

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: HEIL HITLER

Rating: n/a



Great Football

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck off to him then, stupid brat playing stupid sports games. Were stupid in 198x still stupid in 201x

Rating: n/a



Jungle Book

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dude. Take a piss in a waterbottle. Store it. Wait three months. Open it. It will be blood red and smells like all hell. You could probably kill someone if you made them drink this.

Rating: n/a



Kung Fu Kid

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: really not half bad man.

Rating: n/a



Land of Illusion

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: They're retards most of the time. People that borrows their games to others are retards usually.

Rating: n/a



Lemmings

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I see.

Rating: n/a



Light Corridor

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You rock Walter

Rating: n/a



Lord of the Sword

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The guy has a sword. Why the fuck do he kills monsters instead of killing people and raping women? Something's wrong with this guy.

Rating: n/a



Marble Madness

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Free time rocks.

Rating: n/a



Master of Darkness

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck off Romeny you loser

Rating: n/a



Mercs

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow this game must be fucking bad

Rating: n/a



Mirracle Warriors

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Feel sorry for you Scott bro. Man fucking bastards jealous of your fantastic story. Hope you'll won against the corrupted law that wants to kill all creativity in this world.

Rating: n/a



Missile Defense 3-D

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This really is the only website with Presidents, terrorists, dictators, professional players, actors, crazy psychotic incestual bastards etc. Man the Master System sure does attract a crowd.

Rating: n/a



My Hero

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's three levels that repeats indefinitely. This game sucks and is hard as balls.

Rating: n/a



New Zealand Story

2013-05-19
From: bluBlade
Comments: tweety

Rating: n/a



Olympic Winter Games 1994

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Never played it but they usually sucks

Rating: n/a



Out Run

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: what the fuck you talking about

Rating: n/a



Pengo

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Penor is even funnier

Rating: n/a



Phantasy Star

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Like 30-1hours in.

Rating: n/a



Pit Fighter

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: She was my personnal prositute.

Rating: n/a



Populous

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: you're cooler than I thought Sam

Rating: n/a



Power Strike

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What's the other name of the series... aleste?

Rating: n/a



Predator 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Whitey. Yeah right you nigger.

Rating: n/a



Prince of Persia

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: not my fave but definitely one of the best early version

Rating: n/a



Pro Wrestling

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: And after that you asked your father to rape both of you? Sickos.

Rating: n/a



Psychic World

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You should have gone with him

Rating: n/a



Psycho Fox

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ruining the comment section of one of the best platformers of the system. What's next, wonderboy III?

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Rastan

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This game rocks

Rating:



Reggie Jackson Baseball

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Go find out. He would probably be excited to see someone go ape shit crazy all over his farts

Rating: n/a



Robocop Vs. Terminator

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow we did the same except I raped them old ladies.

Rating: n/a



Rocky

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Welcome Andrew man glad to have you here. Be wary most people here are psycopaths except for me.

Rating: n/a



Secret Commando

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: it sucks

Rating: n/a



Shadow Dancer

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Then I'll have you jump on my dick while I play Master System games on my PSP.

Rating: n/a



Slap Shot

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's good when you know the computer cheat like a bitch but you still beat it.

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Smurfs

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: autour du monde means all around the world in french

Rating: n/a



Sonic the Hedgehog

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: you cocksucker

Rating: n/a



Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Wasn't it Dad and dad for you?

Rating: n/a



Shadow of the Beast

2013-05-19
From: BlublaDe
Comments: Finished it or well I watched a guy finishing it on youtube and it's definitely not as shitty as I first thought. Definitely a special game. 8/10

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Special Crime Investigation

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: *facepalm*

Rating: n/a



Submarine Attack

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: I hate Germans and Johnny

Rating: n/a



Super Cross

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I do know what it is.

Rating: n/a



Super Tennis

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never seen it but usually they sucked except for California Games that objectifies women. Men they sure are good for our dicks but not for anything else.

Rating: n/a



Taz Mania 2

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: wait what

Rating: n/a



The Ninja

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never made it far unfortunately. Maybe I'll get to it one of these days.

Rating: n/a



Wonder Boy

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: Arcade Perfect

Rating:



Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2013-05-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Psycho Fox is really good but second to alex kidd, sonic and wb 3

Rating:



Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-05-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: Start all over on the Ys Chronicles PSP version. THIS ONE ROCKS. One of the best games I've played in the last 2 years

Rating: n/a



Zillion

2013-05-19
From: Blublade
Comments: to make her forget you raped her

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-04-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Download Masterboy, the emulator for the PSP ( buy a 1000 or 2000 on ebay) flash them and you are good to go to play all your Sega games before the saturn era.

Rating: n/a



Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah man took me a long time finding it on a freaking torrent. Definitely one of the best and WORTH owning a turbografx 16 at the time. The intro to chapter 2 is one of the most badass thning in gaming

Rating: n/a



Sega Chess

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: They all secretly want it, trust me on this one.

Rating: n/a



Columns

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You psycho

Rating: n/a



Tecmo World Soccer 93

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Oh guys I managed to escape, I'm fine... for now.

Rating: n/a



Micro Machines

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it recently and it's fucking kickass. Back then one of the few good multi player racer.

Rating:



Alien 3

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's good, check out Skeletoncrusader on youtube, this guy kicks ass.

Rating:



Doraemon

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Peter wants only sick incestuous bastards here. Sorry Sam but homo aren't welcomed around here.

Rating: n/a



Montezumas Revenge

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: fuck off both of you

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: One of the best of the system srs

Rating:



Alien Storm

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: DEAR MOTHERFUCKING GOD

Rating: n/a



Aztec Adventure

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah there's a lot of cunty stuff in this game but it's damn well worth it. An unique experience.

Rating: n/a



The Ninja

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's not mario the non-ninja fag that would bang a princess that's for sure. As for this game like a retard I did not know you could become temporary invincible by pressing the two buttons.

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Lord of the Sword

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If you said his mom you would have been adored by the other psychos around here like Peter.

Rating: n/a



Bram Stokers Dracula

2013-03-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There we go from psycho to homo, Sam is back to his old self.

Rating:



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I bought a PSP and can play the game anywhere I want to in the World. This solves the problem just fine. You might want to get the overly pricy Master System 3 (made in 2008) it will probably solve all your problemes. As for the jumping and attacking button being reversed, I found out that I adapted to it pretty well. This game is worth it. Btw there's no niggers here, the MASTER system is the MASTER system, only MASTERS, King and superior men play this system.

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Psycho Fox

2013-03-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What a bunch of fucking psychos, spamming the best site of the internet.

Rating:



California Games

2013-03-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I understand Sam. The pain of being butt raped by your own father countless times must have been terrible but that does not give you the right to say these bad things.

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2013-03-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Stop Peter it's offensive for real homo like good old Sam'. We don't want him to run away from here, our poor little community seems to be more popular with Spellcaster freaks than rape-your-own-mom freaks.

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Prince of Persia

2013-03-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not another feminazi turned homo for lack of male role models. Poor thing.

Rating: n/a



Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Still here dude ? Man I thought you were doing your dad or something. Hey you might want to try both the Turbografx16 and PSP version. They kick motherfucking ass.

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Aladdin

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Game is not bad. Better than Aladdin on Nintendo systems.

Rating:



Aztec Adventure

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The marsh theme is genius if you can get this far. Honestly it's not that hard but the second round is going to kick your ass.

Rating:



Great Football

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who the fuck is Nick?

Rating: n/a



Bomber Raid

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's pretty damn good but not as good as Capcom's 1941-42-43 etc series. Still pretty awesome, master system rocks. Dude we know what playing with your dad means but in this lovely site it's all about playing with your mom.

Rating:



Ninja Gaiden

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Look who's talking. Ninja Gaiden kick ass except for the beat'em up games that sucks ass ( except the Linx version... that's the only good Lynx game ever lol)

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Stop trying to make everyone gay Sam, we all know what you like in bed. Anyway Chris bro it has been discovered in the later years that you could let got of the pad right on the spikes and alex would magically stop. Pretty damn convenient but hidden as fuck.

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Power Strike 2

2013-03-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sorry for giving such a low scores. This game kicks ass but not as much as R-Type and Fantasy Zone. Still pretty damn good.

Rating:



Psycho Fox

2013-01-17
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: srs

Rating: n/a



TransBot

2013-01-17
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The Master system won't die bro

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-12-16
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did your first ejaculation coincide with the two towers ?

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-11-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Forever and ever MASTER SYSTEM

Rating: n/a



Land of Illusion

2012-11-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sorry Romney. Hey did you won against obama? I'm not american so I don't follow your elections.

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-11-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Look you motherfucker(s) this is a Master System fan site.

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-11-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who the fuck is making all these fuckers come here?

Rating: n/a



My Hero

2012-11-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dude pornstars aren't special. You can take any regular girl loving her boyfriend and make her suck your cock under an hour if you know what you are doing.

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-11-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Motherfuckers

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-10-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did you guys knew there was Spellcaster 2 on the Megadrive ? The Japanese version is named kujakou aoi or something I don't remember (the youtuber nicomacdo played it) and in the japanese version there's a NAKED girl as the final boss. Fuck yeah

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SpellCaster

2012-09-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who the fuck keeps on doing this shit ? Is there any moderators around here that would ban these fuckers ? We need more disgusting incestuals stories in order to keep up with these scammers!

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-09-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I have standards Paul. Women are only useful for being hot. I can't fuck a women that fails at the only thing she is supposed to be good at.

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-09-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Man these cocksuckers spellcasters are getting annoying. Me too for now I'm only consuming porn and masturbating like a madman. I can't wait to get some hookers.

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-09-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Peter, Scott, and all the others guys I befriended her, I now found out about the ultimate way to fuck these whores we all call women. You buy nicotine patch and apply it on them during the night. You take em' off in the morning. You try to alternate it and when you get to fuck them you do it and you apply the nicotine patch. That will make that whore independant on you. to be more blunt : If she is far away from you she'll fell withrawal symptoms, she'll feel like shit. When you're near her give it to her then fuck her. Voila. Try to not get found out.

Rating: n/a



Light Corridor

2012-09-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck iGAYN Who finds me pun funny?

Rating: n/a



Drop Zone

2012-09-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Drop Zone heh? I'll try it in the near future ( 3 months or so )

Rating: n/a



Micro Machines

2012-09-01
From: BluBlade
Comments: I'm sure she'll let the dog participate too. She sounds like a charming girl.

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-09-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Careful Romney, Obama is actually posting regularly around here.

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-08-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: So your coworker dropped his pants in the break room? And all of you guys believe in that Dr Yiyi as if that shit really worked, alright I'm giving it a try My name is Osama ''BluBlaDe'' Eric Jones. I always had trouble with women that resisted my advance sexually. I am quite hot but pretty short so women are only interested in my cash and nothing more whereas I only want to fuck them right in the pussy. I contacted Mr Yiyi two days ago and saw immediate results. At school I'm always hanging around stairs in order to try and get a good upskirt view from the women. This time I saw a beautiful blonde, a 10 and I remembered her face. She was quite popular and already kicked me a few time in the face, calling me a pervert ( I saw her panties while she did it) With Mr YIYI SPELLCASTING this girl raised her skirt on her own and was blushing like crazy. I took her that day in the boys bathroom. The next day we had sex in the house of her boyfriend while he was at work. I left him a picture of my cock deep inside her pussy, I hope that motherfucker will like it and that will serves him right. It is in my birthright to fuck every women ever and that's what MrYiyi teached me, he truly is an awesome man, you can try calling him with all the others mails from the others commentaries on this page. I'm back from my 5 conquest and I may give you more stories if you think I'm a liar.

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World Tournament Golf

2012-08-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: GOLF ROCKS

Rating: n/a



Psychic World

2012-08-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Quite a surprise. The Master System had an awesome megaman clone lying all around and nobody played it. It's a shame, some of you guys played it but it seems it never reached the big top games since I had not heard of it before trying it today. Still my main complains are about the fact that the bosses are too hard in comparison to the rest of the game, it's not that they are hard but if you die at the boss you have to restart the whole fucking level from the beginning which is total bullshit, even Ghost'N Goblins gave us a checkpoint for the second half of each levels. Also the main character is really hot in the cinematics intro, I'd fuck that slut like i'd fuck Alis from Phantasy Star and that Green haired bitch from Zillion. The princess from Golvellius also. Heck I'D fuck any girls in any of these games if they are decent.

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Slap Shot

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: That's why I said Blade of Steels was better. I did not understand jack shit of the fights in this game, did I just pummeled him or was it me? In blade of steels it's way better.

Rating: n/a



Pat Riley Basketbal

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Googled it. Glad I did not find a wiki about some kind of crazy Bastards. Have you guys ever heard of Andrew Carrera?

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's one of these times I seriously wonder how comes do these crazy bastards are here ? I'm pretty sure it's not the same person, way too time consuming to type all that shit. Alright you crazy fuckers stop the gay testimonial and tell me the secret to fuck women on sight, even women that are head over in love with their boyfriends/husbands.

Rating:



Spiderman vs X-Men

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shit my code cap ''samfxx'' holy shit

Rating: n/a



Ferrari GP Chalenge

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: No but you gets bitches with ferraris. Or you could rent them for an hour for a couple hundred thousand less.

Rating: n/a



Crash Dummies

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I use real flesh humans as crash test dummies for more realism.

Rating: n/a



Global Golf

2012-08-26
From: Blublade
Comments: Me too. I usually do some kind of trimonthly visit and floods the whole site.

Rating: n/a



World Tournament Golf

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck you man they sucks and most of them are too slow on 8bit consoles anyway

Rating: n/a



Arcus Odyssey

2012-08-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It was good on the Sega Genesis.

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2012-08-25
From: Blublade
Comments: Played it. Seriously not too bad but yeah it's pretty childish and we can't attack at all. The game is beautiful and has more varied environment than Miracle World but in no way superior to it. 7 is my rating.

Rating:



Battletoads

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This port was one of the shittiest I've ever seen on the SMS. How comes the NES version did everything right and this one fucked it up so much? I think they tried too much to make good graphics and the gameplay got too slow, they retired some attacks, overall a worse version than the NES one. Dunno if there's an arcade one but I do know that the Genesis one is really good.

Rating:



Bomber Raid

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it. Pretty generic but not too bad, better and more beautiful than scramble spirits but a little on the hard side, a 6 I guess.

Rating:



Buggy Run

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Lol tried to play it but the rom I had in the rom pack did not works. Guess what? I don't care enough to download a working rom, cause fuck this game.

Rating:



Cosmic Spacehead

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I was surprised by this one. It has options like ''look, take,use, talk '' in the city screens and you also could move around your character while using these options and it was more of a point of click game. Until I found out when you get out of the city it becomes a platform game where it would appears your character can't kill the ennemies. Also he floats a little in midair like Caped Mario. Played for about 10 minutes but it was a pretty solid game, I'd go as far as to say it could have been really good.

Rating:



Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It was alright, I've seen worse. Still I played only the first stage and it was a little on the easy side and too slow. Plus you can't punch without advancing which is fucked up, you can't just stand there all days you need to advance in order to attack ennemies. Also you can go to platforms up of you and Bruce does a fucking ridiculous jump a la Shadow Master, not too realist meh. Still a 6

Rating:



Gain Ground

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking underrated, giving it my 9. It's in overhead view and you have the choice between 3 characters that have their special characteristics, the caveman that sucks cocks, the canoner that has some strong canons has a second attack and an average gun and the cowboy that has a very good gun but no second attacks. You can also get some kind of Viking archer and I believe there are others secrets characters too, I did not play it for too long, only did the prehistoric chapter. The game is pretty much secret commando but you only have one big screen, it controls better and the ennemies are respawning. Not a bad game at all really.

Rating:



Mahjong

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This game is gay as hell. I played for 2 minutes and stopped it, I don't understand Majhong at all so I hated it.

Rating:



Masters of Combat

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow! The gameplay is pretty fast, I was surprised at how fast these characters from the SMS could go! This has my 10, I was really amazed by how good they looked and how fast it was. Pretty much the best 8 bit fighting game IMO.

Rating:



My Hero

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Finally played it. One shot kills are atrocious but the game was not that bad, it would have been FUN if there were more continues and you did not have to start all over again when you died. Oh and the punch was terribly useless and the bombs that comes out from nowhere are a pain in the ass. Don't worry Paul I'll keep a copy for myself and destroy all the others ones.

Rating:



Shanghai

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: SAme gay shit as Majong I think

Rating:



Slap Shot

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not bad at all! Pretty much the best Hockey game of the SMS. Still Blades of Steel on the NES was better than this.

Rating:



T2: Arcade Game

2012-08-25
From: Blublade
Comments: I retract this statement. I've played both the SMS and the Genesis version and it's the SMS that's the best of the two. Something about how the screen is less gray and more clear than the Genesis one. That to say it's still a shoot'em ups like assault city so not for everyone.

Rating:



Tennis Ace

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I agree. This is way better than Wimbledon and this game has a left to right view instead of a up to down view. There's close shot of the player when he's about to serve and it has something like 20 playables characters maybe more to unlock. The best Tennis game of the SMS.

Rating:



Wimbledon Tennis 2

2012-08-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Better made than the first, less goofy and the gameplay is more easy to handle but still if you liked goofiness the 1 was your pick but the 2 is overall a better version in graphics and presentation.

Rating:



Ariel the Little Mermad

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Your pastor is badass. All pastor I knows are all about how men are responsible of all evils in the world and how women are perfect angel and also how they would love to fuck little boys but that they never tells us but we can pretty much see it in their eyes.

Rating: n/a



Blade Eagle 3-D

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am speechless, I am sorry for trying to be all badass and a part of your world, I'm just a normal dude that never did go to prison. Except that time I raped that fucking whore. But that story is for another time and another game somewhere in the comments.

Rating: n/a



Bomber Raid

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Which one did you like more Paul? Let me guess

Rating: n/a



Champions of Europe

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Megaman Soccer did not sucks. Granted I loved it as a kid and it was imcomplete ( the fucking adventure mode ended or more like bugged after the final battle just before you get to have Wily, this is gay)

Rating: n/a



Desert Speedtrap

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Back from work and haven't tried it yet. Yeah I know what you means, I've played Mortal Kombat II, Street of rage II, Virtua Fighter animation and Street of Fighter II and frankly they sucked on the SMS.

Rating: n/a



Bank Panic

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Your mom was a tranny. Let that sink in and take your time to respond to this comment, I know it must hurts a lot.

Rating: n/a



Dick Tracy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Where's the obligatory dick joke ?

Rating: n/a



Die Hard 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah I could take being called an homo and still have a good laugh about it but being compared to Sam no that's just too much man. Don't worry I take no offense since I killed Sam anyways, that's why he don't post anymore. Hope the cops won't get me again.

Rating: n/a



Donald Duck Gift Set

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well at least someone had a childhood! By that I mean one must obligatory be sexually attracted to stuff from his childhood, that's a phase in life.

Rating: n/a



Double Dragon

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I did the same shit the first time I've discovered this shit. I've read every single comments ( some were awesomne) and respond to the best of the bunch. Now it's just too time consuming.

Rating: n/a



Double Hawk

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Still here periodically, love this site and the gaming system. Bless you Sega and fuck Nintendo even thought I own every single nintendo system and not even one Sega system. I learned to love it a little too late.

Rating: n/a



Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I agree Rain, I actually possess it in the Sonic Mega Collection on the GC and it's badass. Oh and Peter good job you just transformed me into an homosexual. Let's hope I'll forget what you said and becomes hetero again.

Rating: n/a



Dragon Crystal

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep and some ennemies are randomly generated and can anally rape you pretty easily which is boring IMO but still a cool game.

Rating:



Duck Tales

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well if sucking cocks make money it's in his character.

Rating: n/a



E-Swat

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it and it was pretty freaking generic.

Rating: n/a



Ecco the Dolphin

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking right Roy why don't you start raping sexy women and violating female member of your families like everyone else here ? You sick bastard get out of here now!

Rating: n/a



Enduro Racer

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Looks like Paperboy on a bike and without journals, house, gay people... Ok only the view is the same as paperboy, I guess some kind of excitebike with the paperboy view but I haven't tried this game yet.

Rating: n/a



Excellent Dizzy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm sorry I can't read really well after I read your message about having sex with your mom I poked out my eyes and now I can't see jackshit. Did you post something else?

Rating: n/a



Fantastic Dizzy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hey brad how about telling us a story of that time with your mom ya know?

Rating: n/a



Fantasy Zone

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Quite hard but really it's all fun.

Rating:



Fantasy Zone 3: The Maze

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Haven't played it but why would they go for Packman instead of some challenging and awesome shooters?

Rating: n/a



Fire and Forget 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Google MGTOW and don't let these cunts dictates your life

Rating: n/a



Flintstones

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Thanks for your comments, even thought we fuck around, insult each others and relate true stories about our childhood we appreciate normal people around here too. Except when they turn out to be batshit insane anyway.

Rating: n/a



Forgotten Worlds

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If it's the same series that is on the SNES/GENESIS than it sucks on the sms.

Rating: n/a



G-Loc

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep some games are like that. In fact most Master System games are less known but better versions than NES games. Ex Golden Axe Warrior is better than Zelda, Wonderboy 1 better than Adventure Island, Master of Darkness better than Castlevania etc.

Rating: n/a



Gain Ground

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Oughta try it one day

Rating: n/a



Gauntlet

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: Never underestimate infinite games

Rating: n/a



Ghost House

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damn I love the Wonderboy series, holy shit a 3 D wondeboy game right now would sell like hell. They made a mention of Wonderboy 3 in GTA V trailer. If they fucking made Wonderboy 3 D I'd buy that shit even if I had to buy a PS3/360

Rating: n/a



Ghostbusters 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've gotten a nice case of dementia myself after the 200 comment read around here. Anyway who the fuck is the administrator here and why do he keeps this site open? Every second I spend here I feel like I'm becoming more mentally instable but it's fun and it feels good so I can't stop.

Rating: n/a



Ghouls and Ghosts

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I played it lately and it's a really awesome game. YES the Genesis version is graphically better but in this one we had the possibility to gain new armors, new weapons and even new magic, an option that wasn't introduced in the series until Ultimate Ghouls'N GHost I think ( The PSP or DS game)

Rating:



Global Gladiators

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: Here we go our pure and innocent Rain got caught into the craziness around here.

Rating: n/a



Godfather

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: When my pseudonym is badly typed it's because it's one of my numerous 69 personnalities that took control of my keyboard.

Rating: n/a



Golden Axe

2012-08-24
From: Blublade
Comments: The dwarf was way more badass than the Barbarian. Shit he stole Link's tunic and arbored a badass helmet he probably gained after Slaying Thor. His Axe is so badass the game is called Golden AXe. Just kidding the golden axe is not the axe of the badass Dwarf.

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Golden Axe Warrior

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well trust me you can have an erection without too much side effect for 3-4 hours. Good enough for a little GAW game if you asked me and there's a badass save feature too! Damn I love this game.

Rating:



Golvellius

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: IMO this was one of the best endings ever. The villain you killed just joined you and the princess and the 3 of you walked in direction of the sun. If they made Golvellius 2 using these 3 characters it would have been better than the next coming of Jesus.

Rating:



Great Golf

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Only Mario Golf was a good golf game IMO

Rating: n/a



Great Volleyball

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Thanks Brad but can you explain me why does women wears clothing in society? I mean even with undies it would be enough to cover everything no? They should always be in undies only everywhere except if they are fat they should be worked to the bone in order for normal people to have a good stress free like and ugly girls should be slaves too.

Rating: n/a



Hang On (Card)

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dunno about the card version but Hang On was like Road Rash with less violence which is still awesome in my book.

Rating:



Heavyweight Champ

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Heavyweight fags. Real men are not heavy

Rating: n/a



Heroes of the Lance

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sounds like a good site. Maybe I'll create an account and you'll immediatly recognize me. I'm pretty sure 90 % of the ''mother''fuckers in this world are on alexkidd.com anyway.

Rating:



Home Alone

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The last time I've ever worked for her I told her I ejaculated in her soups forever. She tried to get up but I was too fast. I pinned her down her wheelchair and fucked her like there was no tomorrow. She died after or during the sex and that's how I ended up in prison for the fourth time.

Rating:



Impossible Mission

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've seen videos of it and it would appears it's not a bad game at all.

Rating:



Indiana Jones

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: They never made any good Indiana Jones games.

Rating: n/a



Joe Montana Football

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Football and hockeys are the hardest games to fuck up.

Rating: n/a



Kenseiden

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Can we have sex with Demons without getting disgusting diseases?

Rating: n/a



Klax

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never played it but I thought it was some kind of precursor to Guitar Homo

Rating: n/a



Krustys Fun House

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I guess even the Simpsons can be good in video games forma.

Rating:



Kung Fu Kid

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Actually played this one and it was not too bad except you only could kick and jump but it was one of the first game ever where you could wall jump. Still the bosses where not too bad and it was really fun, worth the try.

Rating:



Laser Ghost

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Can we rape ghosts?

Rating: n/a



Lemmings

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damn freaking Lemmings talk about an awesome game

Rating:



Line of Fire

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shooters still were way more badass here than on the NES.

Rating: n/a



Lord of the Sword

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It was an ok game but I think it had a really good feel. Could have been better and if it was it would have beaten Faxanadu EASILY.

Rating:



Lucky Dime Caper

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it on the Game Gear and it was really awesome. Disney games could be really gay but most of the times they were great hits.

Rating:



Mak Kong

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Skinny bitches riding cocks are better.

Rating: n/a



Marble Madness

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: i think there's a better genesis version out there.

Rating: n/a



Master Chess

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Who is he? He sounds like a fisherman

Rating: n/a



Master of Darkness

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Better than Castlevania. Sure I played the heck out of Castlevania but sorry the death and the room before it were impossible and it's coming from a guy that finished most Contra and Ghouls'N Ghost games.

Rating:



Mercs

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Come on guys we all know I'm the only heterosexual person here.

Rating: n/a



Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Read the mood rain... As for this game I guess the Genesis version is better but haven't tried both. I would be funny if Natalie was a real woman in real life. There are no old school gamers women, that would be too awesome.

Rating: n/a



Mirracle Warriors

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hope he made a fucking copy of his novel. We could commercialize that shit and get tons of like minded people on this site. Anyways Miracle warriors was badass and it's on the top rpg off the era, maybe top 10

Rating:



Monic Castle Dragao

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah as I said before there are sick fantaisies and sick fantaisies. Nothing wrong with having sex with family members every once in a while you know. Anyway Roy I brought the gun not only to defend myself against bandits and the drug cartel of Mexico during the travel but also to shoot dead trannies on the spot. That'll show them, trying to fuck with me.

Rating: n/a



Monster Maker

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hey... If a mom is hot(but not mine) I sure as hell would fuck her. Fucking the mom of your best friend if she is hot is really cool.

Rating: n/a



Montezumas Revenge

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You really have no imagination Peter. Go back to fucking that Natalie fat cunt whore bitch.

Rating: n/a



Mortal Kombat

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I played the 2 and I was surprised, there even where Fatalities included.

Rating:



Mortal Kombat 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep I played it too and it was not too bad.

Rating:



My Hero

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It has been a long time Paul. I'm glad to say I destroyed and burn 1000 copies of this game. Sadly I was caught again so I will need to postpone my chase. They are still hesitating between death penalty and lifetime prison. I don't give a fuck I'll get out before that. these fuckers are still trying to decide if I'm more of a serial killer or a serial rapist, hahaha how stupid of them.

Rating: n/a



Ninja Gaiden

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep one of the top platformers of the system up there with Sonic, AlexKidd and wonderboy

Rating: n/a



Olympic Gold

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck olympics games except when women are scantily dressed

Rating: n/a



Out Run

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It was awesome and you had a bimbo in the car too

Rating:



Pacmania

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I find legos to be sexually appealing

Rating: n/a



Paperboy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDE
Comments: I'd love to try once but at least I'd drop a good 300 kilos of potpourri and Bam totally livable environment. Just need to find a sewer hole in a not too crowded street and bam just like a ninja never seen never known.

Rating: n/a



Penguin Land

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ray? More like Gay

Rating: n/a



PGA Tour Golf

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The only good golf game is Mario Golf

Rating: n/a



Phantasy Star

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I still haven't gotten much far, the first random encounters are really hard but I'll get back to this game soon enough. One of the best SMS games without a doubt.

Rating:



PitPot

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: Half an hour is not enough in my book

Rating: n/a



Populous

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not my kind of game

Rating: n/a



Power Strike

2012-08-24
From: Blublade
Comments: Thanks for telling us a little more about yourself. I don't remember my first time but I sure do know that I turned into a serial rapist soon enough after that. After I believe around my 40-50 rape I also turned into a serial murder. Such is life.

Rating: n/a



Predator 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I loved the first predator movie.

Rating: n/a



Prince of Persia

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If it's the same game as the Genesis/SNES version then I don't see the point of playing it.

Rating: n/a



Pro Wrestling

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: More like pro gay dancing and hitting each others.

Rating: n/a



Psycho Fox

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I agree too thanks Rain for these reviews. Psycho Fox is definitely better than Mario in all regards too.

Rating: n/a



Putt Putter Golf

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: She's secretly a man you fucktard

Rating: n/a



Quartet

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: My guess is it's a good game.

Rating:



R-Type

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck man these graphics looks as good as the SNES.

Rating: n/a



Rainbow Islands

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Me too I like it more kinda platforming game than puzzle platform game stuff

Rating:



Rambo III

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Guess I'll play this game when I'll have time. Forced to read? Just admit you masturbate to these stories every day. Good boy. There's also serious reviews scattered around the site/games. Anyways for reviews we need to play the game by ourselves in order to truly knows if they are worth it so reviews are kind of useless.

Rating: n/a



Rampage

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it, much better than the NES version, we have one character more ( the badass wolf) Get ouf of here Sam you fucking fag don't ever come back here

Rating:



Rastan

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Thanks you fucking homo I have an erection after the ''Change my panties''. Still haven't played Rastan but I've played the other barbare games where they asked if I wanted to visit amazons first or rugged men land. Pfff.

Rating: n/a



RC Grand Prix

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It looks a little like micro machines

Rating: n/a



Renegade

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Double Dragon is too hard.

Rating: n/a



Road Rash

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well I love these games but I'm also a serial killer and rapist on the run so I guess it did not work that much for me.

Rating: n/a



Road Run Demolition

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are the one being a bitch

Rating: n/a



Robocop 3

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well he's fucking Ron Paul, the savior of America you fag.

Rating: n/a



Rocky

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Man that game sucked dude. And Rocky is a fag for not raping your stupid cunt you homosexual

Rating: n/a



Running Battle

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Tentacle rape is offputting. Raping some whore so hard she ends up liking it is awesome. There's nothing like some cunt telling you how she has a boyfriend during the first minutes and the next hour yelling your name while panting hard.

Rating: n/a



Sagaia [Darius 2]

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Taito are legendary

Rating:



Scramble Spirits

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You should sell that novel, most fucktards around here would kill for it. Me I've already killed countless time so I guess killing would be useless for me.

Rating: n/a



Scramble Spirits

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've played this game and it was not too bad for a shooter I guess

Rating:



Secret Commando

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's not a fucking commando clone it's Ikari Warrior clones and it sucks a little.

Rating:



SegaTourn. Golf

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There's something about being outside that is awesome but as actual playing goes yep better playing this game

Rating: n/a



Sensible Soccer

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it and oh god it sucked so much

Rating:



Shadow Dancer

2012-08-24
From: BlubLade
Comments: Inferior version to the Genesis game.

Rating:



Shadow of the Beast

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Just played it. Dear god it was really really bad.

Rating:



Shinobi

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Totally agrees

Rating:



Simpsons Vs. Space Mutants

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shitty except for masturbation material. Don't ask.

Rating:



Slap Shot

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Why does that guy looks like a serial killer?

Rating: n/a



Sonic Spinball

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I tried to be friendly with hedgehogs once. Needless to say my dick was not needleless anymore.

Rating: n/a



Sonic the Hedgehog

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Really good game another 10, liked the SMS ones and LOVED the genesis ones.

Rating:



Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I did not like the first level but still a sucess

Rating:



Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did not like the Sonic sprite on this one

Rating:



Space Harrier

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I prefers the 3 D badass version

Rating: n/a



Speedball

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I see well I'll keep that in mind when I'll play it.

Rating:



Speedball 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: MY BALLS

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Is that the same gay Sam that lurked around here 10 years ago? Holy shit these spells works. so much dramas happened in here, so who should I call first. I don't have any girlfriends and I want to use the magic to get one night stand and load of unprotected sex with women that loves their husbands. My dream is to cuckold the whole nation.

Rating: n/a



Spider Man

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If I were him I'd die from that disease. Fuck him andy you.

Rating: n/a



Spy vs. Spy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: SPY VS SPY JAMES BONDDD

Rating: n/a



Star Wars

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Probably better on the SNES/Genesis.

Rating:



Streets of Rage

2012-08-24
From: Blublade
Comments: Rape is not real.

Rating: n/a



Strider

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I played it lately and it's nowhere near as good as the Genesis version.

Rating:



Strider 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it on the Game Gear... piece of shit game

Rating:



Summer Games

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: Fucking right Ron she did exactly that but instead of joining the military I turned into a serial rapist and after that a serial killer. Story of my life.

Rating: n/a



Super Off Road Race

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Saint Paul

Rating: n/a



Super Smash TV

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: In two weeks I will play every single SMS games.

Rating: n/a



Super Space Invader

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Then it's awesome.

Rating: n/a



Super Tennis

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wimbledon I and II are the best Tennis games of the system. not that shit

Rating:



Superman

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I was ironic you moron

Rating: n/a



Taz Mania

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Mot half bad

Rating:



Taz Mania 2

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: That's right

Rating: n/a



Tecmo World Soccer 93

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I had sex with a soccer mom once.

Rating: n/a



Teddy Boy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep it was not bad at all

Rating:



Tennis Ace

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: havnt plaued it but wimbledon ii was goofd

Rating: n/a



Terminator

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Much better on the Genesis.

Rating:



The Ninja

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Don,t project your fantasies on manly pirates you sick fuck. As for this game it's hard but awesome, kinda the same hard and awesome as Captain Silver.

Rating:



Time Soldiers

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: FEELING LIKE A WOMAN TU TU TUDUTU TU TU

Rating: n/a



Tom and Jerry

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Better than the SNES game. God.

Rating:



Total Recall

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Saw the movie, not half-bad seriously.

Rating:



TransBot

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Rain is becoming more like us.

Rating: n/a



Trivial Pursuit

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Capacity probably.

Rating: n/a



TV Colosso

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm putting all the fault on women themselves. Google MGTOW.

Rating: n/a



Vampire

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I kill all supernaturals creature with my cocksword.

Rating: n/a



Vigilante

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Worse than Double Dragon

Rating: n/a



Wimbledon Tennis

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The 2 was better but the first was more quirky and solid anyway.

Rating:



Wonder Boy

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are right, they are not but all Wonderboy games ever are really awesome. It's like Zelda, you can't fuck that shit up unless you make the game too easy or you make it a CDI game.

Rating:



Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I have some more or less good news. There's a Wonderboy III cameo in the upcoming GTA V trailer. Vlad says something about how he used to play Wonderboy III in his youth. As for me it is without a doubt the very best 8 bit game ever made and 8 bit platformer at the same time, Mario 3 coming closely right behind it. As for the best platformer ever I'd say it's in the top 5, not the very best but still the best 8 bit no doubts about it.

Rating:



Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Don't worry Rain, I haven't passed it yet but it still is so awesome and fun to play, you'll do it one of these days. As for me I got annoyed at the hidden money so I stopped playing it. Might get back to it one of these days.

Rating:



Wonderboy 4

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Is it the one with that girl, Aisha? Shit I played this one and it almost had the potential to be as good as Wonderboy 3

Rating:



Woody Pop

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The hair panties part is so fucking disgusting yet so true.

Rating: n/a



World Class Leader Board

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Don't worry Scott it was not your fault. As for this game I played it and it frankly sucked. It was so slow. I hate golfing anyway

Rating:



World Cup Italia 90

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Maybe I'll get to play this shit one day

Rating: n/a



World Cup USA 94

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: And everything else it sucked

Rating: n/a



World Games

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Or shitty at worst.

Rating:



WWF: Steel Cage

2012-08-24
From: BluBlade
Comments: Machoman was awesome on the N64 system.

Rating: n/a



Ys: The Vanished Omens

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I agree but still haven't got that far yet, the beginning is a little difficult.

Rating:



Zaxxon 3-D

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Guess I'm better than you in that aspect Peter. At 22 I got registered as a sex offender and serial rapist. At 23 I did my first murder and received my first lifetime sentence. Still I always managed to get away with my physical disfunction... I have a golden cock that I can use to destroy the prisons's wall and dig some badasses tunnels. Now i got into prison for the 6 times and I have two weeks to escape. In 2 weeks you can bet your ass I'll gorge myself into every single sms games in the world. I have them on my Psp back at home, hope the cops did not take it.

Rating: n/a



Zillion

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: haven't played too much of it but it was really fun still I can't remember all the codes really well. The bimbo green bitch on the ship is hot and masturbation material.

Rating:



Zillion 2: Tri Formation

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Any fucking where dude. The bikes attracts the bitches and they are willing to do it anywhere. ALL BIKES attracts these hoe and only the top cars attracts hoe'. Get yourself a bike and don't worry about running over people, just lightly touching them at a high enough speed should be enough to kill them. You can also do it the road rash way and kick them/bash them hard and they'll die anyways. The timing isn't even that hard in real life, I've tried it on both and it's harder to do in Road Rash.

Rating: n/a



Tecmo World Soccer 93

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah I know what you mean. Sometimes I just loose it and it always ends bad. Seriously I am not trying to do anything bad, evil or that but I dunno when I get angry I get really angry. To tell you the truth if the cops ever catch me it's either death penalty or lifetime sentence. Right now I'm in jail and I have two weeks to escape. Usually all ends well but I hate being caught by the cops.

Rating: n/a



Superman

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am Superman.

Rating: n/a



Putt Putter Golf

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are really gentle. Usually when I'm done with women I have to stop them from crying and it ends most of time pretty badly. I'm a good guy at heart but...

Rating: n/a



Home Alone

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are a fine man Peter. That's exactly what I explained to the fucking cops. You know what these fuckers told me ? '' After our analysis shed died from an heart attack after the shock she received during the sex'' Man these fuckers as if they knew what they were talking about. She died of old age that's all.

Rating: n/a



Global Gladiators

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep. I had no problems at all but the first time I fucked my mom everything went downhills. My first rape, my second... and then my 50th. After that came the murdering. I dunno what got into me. I think I might have turned even more evil than Ben Laden ( he used to post here too) I'm ashamed at myself.

Rating: n/a



Great Volleyball

2012-08-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I see. Volleyball has nothing over mud wrestling anyway.

Rating: n/a



American Baseball

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Women should only be seen as sexual objects. Google MGTOW to learn the truth about these whores.

Rating: n/a



Ariel the Little Mermad

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Where did you get these ideas?

Rating: n/a



Assault City

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Just played it, it's pretty good

Rating:



Asterix

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Paul tell you gay boyfriend to stop typing with your pseudonym, it's weird.

Rating: n/a



Back to the Future 3

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: bochicawo

Rating: n/a



Bank Panic

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: STFU Peter did you not know the Master System was still being made until 2008 by Tectoy? Oh and they really made it in 1987 but they predicted 2008. you know why? Cause these fuckers are the most intelligent people ever since they created the best gaming system ever.

Rating: n/a



Bart vs the Space Mutants

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm suure I could find a good one.

Rating: n/a



Basketball Nitemare

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: As all non violent sports games

Rating: n/a



Batman Returns

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments:

Rating:



Black Belt

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep gotta say males dogs are more sexually appealing than females bitches.

Rating: n/a



Blade Eagle 3-D

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am the man that fathered you.

Rating: n/a



Bomber Raid

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Looks like a shittier version than Action Fighter for the gay and uncool kids.

Rating: n/a



Bonanza Brothers

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Try it on the SMS, it's better.

Rating:



Bram Stokers Dracula

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Pretty good but not as good as the Lord of Darkness

Rating:



Bubble Bobble

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's fun

Rating:



Buggy Run

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: God fucking damnit how many celebrity do we need to fucking have here? I know it's a mark of intellectual superiority to like SMS but it's still fucked up.

Rating:



California Games

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You were right

Rating: n/a



California Games 2

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: FUCK FRIENDS

Rating: n/a



Captain Silver

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep gotta say Blackbeard on the ship was a real bastard but the cyclope guy was easy

Rating: n/a



Casino Games

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I used to sell my special yellow gatorade brand to people who drink it usually. They never noticed it was my piss.

Rating: n/a



Castle of Illusion

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I believe in you Brad you ain't have no schizophrenia it's a lie

Rating: n/a



Champions of Europe

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ah so it was this one, I played it and did not like it.

Rating:



Chapolim

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I can't believe you are talking to the President in that manner.

Rating: n/a



Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I got around playing it, it was pretty weird, standard platformer where you could throw your hat and there was an underground world + and upper world. Not too bad but not too great either.

Rating:



Choplifter

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It was remade too recently I think

Rating: n/a



Chuck Rock

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not to mention it's a piece of shit in comparison to the Genesis version

Rating: n/a



Cliffhanger

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You got lucky there. Most of the times they turns out to be homosexuals.

Rating: n/a



Cloud Master

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it too and really difficult and most power ups were useless too. Still quite fun

Rating:



Columns

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Still prefers Tetris

Rating:



Crash Dummies

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck you Peter Americans killed more jews than nazis ever did.

Rating: n/a



Cyber Shinobi

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Good enough man we do what we can with the games we have

Rating: n/a



Desert Speedtrap

2012-08-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Are you for real Paul? Can't wait to try it

Rating:



Kings Quest

2012-08-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck do you amateurs knows about kinghood? I've played this game and it's basically an adventure game where you gotta do shit in order to become the king. It's not about the faggot kind of King that inherited it, it's about the badass one that became one through badassness, killer travels, rape of fair maidens, all that stuff ya knows. Around here anyways the only rapist are me and Scott. you guys are ineligible right now.

Rating:



A Turma Da Monica

2012-08-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's the real him you idiots. Shit Bush and even Ben Laden used to post around here, why Mitt Romney would not do it too?

Rating: n/a



Aladdin

2012-08-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shit...

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2012-08-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: ... Did Alex just punched the fucking Ninja's sword with his bare hands? BAdass

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2012-08-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sega tried to match the stereotypical loser playing these games back in the days. The fat one was for you Peter and the short one was for Paul. Just kidding only badasses plays these games, the gays ones are playing the Nintendo and they aren't short/fat they're just gay

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2012-08-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well they did better then fucking Alf.

Rating: n/a



SegaTourn. Golf

2012-07-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Recently I've played a game of Golf, it was World Class Leaderboard. Let's say it was nasty piece of shit. Yep guys I'm still playing SMS games, fuck yeah.

Rating:



Alien Storm

2012-07-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dear fucking god

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-07-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well hey thanks I've tried both of your advices and I think it was only society's morals that were clouding my judgment. I now indulge in load and load of sex with mom and my sister. Thanks Dr Oko PIECE OF SHIT there ain't no way I'll continue fucking my family members both of you bastards con artists are going to get it! I'm calling the fucking Xbox gang and we're gonna kill you master system boys real good! Fuckers.

Rating: n/a



Alien 3

2012-07-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sorry I'll go with the abstinence part. I can't fucking talk with a real woman for more than 3 sentences. Where the fuck do they learn to say such stupid things? Facebook? Reality TV? This is fucking shit and I'll risk my dick getting destroyed later on on sexy sex bots!

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2012-07-18
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow hey you two totally not fucked up people! Let's say I'm just your average dude wanting to have every women at my knees and get very smart/handsome/muscular/intelligent/sexy/immortalwhythefucknot? Would a spellcaster help me for these kind of shit? Also I want to stop being sexually aroused by family members, I mean that fucking site changed me so much in a bad way please fucking help me

Rating:



Alien 3

2012-07-18
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You had me at the destroying penises part. So any tips on how to save our penises from evil females bots of the future? Help us Roy!

Rating: n/a



Alien Storm

2012-07-18
From: BluBlaDE
Comments: I LOVE MY SISTER AND MY MOTHER AND BY LOVE I MEAN LOT AND LOT OF SEX

Rating:



California Games

2012-06-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Holy shit did you guys knew the Master System is still alive and well in Brazil? They released a new version in 2008. Damn That's it I'm learning spanish and I know where I'll go when I'm out of the fucking NW America.

Rating: n/a



Monster Maker

2012-06-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are fucking badass Roy but around here being normal is wanting to do sexy things with your mom. At first I was pretty disgusted by all the shit here but now I'm starting to like it and I see my mom in a whole new light.

Rating: n/a



4 Pak All Action

2012-06-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Thanks Peter. No need for honing since I had quite the family. Yes as everyone else on this site the stories I share here are all very real and they happened exactly as I told them.

Rating: n/a



4 Pak All Action

2012-06-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I was 12 years old when I had lots of torrid sex with her. Now I guess I am 14 years old, and you mister?

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-06-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Truer words have never been spoken around here before. Your theory is fucking true. I had sex with my girlfriend who is fucking hot. It was fucking good and I really love her. Two days later I had sex with her best friend who is even hotter. Let's say sex was really good in the two case and if I had to pick I'd say my mom is still the best. Yes you fuckers that ending was what you all really wanted to hear right?

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-06-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ruth you sounds like an old fucking grandma who can't keep her mouth to herself. I love you I want to have sex with you.

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Great another awesome person. Welcome to this site where totally normal people hangs out. That game is not that good, you're better off playing Miracle World, the Shinobi one, The genesis one or the kid's one.

Rating:



4 Pak All Action

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: One such story I'd like to share with you guys is that time when my mom was naked in the bath. I needed to pee really bad and needless to say I ''fell'' on the bath and we had lot of incestual sex.

Rating: n/a



A Turma Da Monica

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Better than Barack Obalame

Rating: n/a



Ace of Aces

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I never liked these flight simulator game anyways

Rating: n/a



After Burner

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: So you like them flight simulator? I hate em flight simulator !

Rating: n/a



Aladdin

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Juste played it for real two weeks ago and it was a really fun game. Not too much control on some stages but still fun.

Rating:



Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I still liked it quite a lot, Alex Kidd should at least be a platformer.

Rating:



Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Still better than the fucking High Tech World

Rating: n/a



Alien 3

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Man sorry to tell you but real women are more dangerous then fucking robots. You can predict a robot will absolutely crush you but real women will instead cheat on you, steal you, divorce you and basically make you life aliving hell.

Rating: n/a



Alien Storm

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Peter finally lost it... I'm now one of the few sane around here.

Rating: n/a



Alien Syndrome

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If i Rembmer also this game had like 8700 different version in all the different gaming consoles

Rating: n/a



Altered Beast

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep and why go for that version since the MD kicks its ass.

Rating: n/a



American Baseball

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I heard the bitches in New Zealand are hot

Rating: n/a



American Pro Football

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: WEll obiously it does not hold up today. I'd say the sports games that can hold up today are from the PS1 and N64 era. Still playing my NFL 64 game.

Rating: n/a



Asterix

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You can't go wrong with both the NES and SMS with Asterix games.

Rating: n/a



Astro Warrior

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: HAven't played it a lot, the only shooter I played on this console was Cloud Master and after load of practice I made it to level 2 I think. Still fuck it.

Rating: n/a



Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never bought one so anyways they're free right now with emulation

Rating: n/a



Ayrton Senna GP

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Started playing race on the SNES, can't play them on the SMS

Rating: n/a



Aztec Adventure

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You really should, one of my favorite on the SMS

Rating:



Back to the Future 2

2012-06-02
From: BluBlaDE
Comments: GAY GAMES

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-05-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Bah the problem is there is only 3 or so good games on Alex Kidd, most of the others are garbage. Sonic on the Genesis is better than Alexkidd but on the Master System it's about the same I'd say.

Rating:



Captain Silver

2012-05-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it and it really is not a game that makes people gay. They were already gay to beging with. This game is really hard but really awesome too, it's a lot of practice and a lot of fun, I guess it's the Ghost'N Goblins of the Master System only in a pirate world.

Rating:



Psycho Fox

2012-05-13
From: blublade
Comments: im writing this from my psp damn it sucks but the game is still badass and somehow easier

Rating:



Paperboy

2012-04-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep they really can be annoying these little fuckers. I've heard people actually lives in the sewers in order to avoid getting their houses trashed by these sad excuses of paperboys.

Rating:



Psycho Fox

2012-04-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well it was hard if you played it like Sonic, the fastest way possible but playing it slowly like when you make love to a sexy girl makes the game more easy.

Rating:



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-04-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You guys are freaking maniacs. What I'm really wondering about is how the fuck does a 5 years old travel some fucking mountains, fucks around in deadly sea and can even drive a fucking bike when he is 5 years old. It must be the morality of that old arab bastard who sells him the bike but wtf? And he sees some giant fucking JankenPon dude wtf? He must have been on drugs and imagined the whole story. There ya go that's all there is to it, it's logical alright.

Rating:



Mirracle Warriors

2012-04-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Picasso was one hell of a badass

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-03-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep the most iconic SMS game.

Rating:



Cloud Master

2012-03-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's probably not me making some talking about things with your wife and your beautiful stepdaughter while you are away at work. It's probably just your imagination.

Rating: n/a



Special Crime Investigation

2012-02-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: She saw me naked when I was a kid but we did not do anything sexual. It was normal. I wasn't already masturbating and having sexual thoughts like some of the sickos around here.

Rating: n/a



Cloud Master

2012-02-15
From: BlublaDe
Comments: You are right dude. Anyways most womyn these days will just rape you in court for rape when they were willing to. Fucking bitches need money but without working.

Rating: n/a



The Ninja

2012-02-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Pirates on the other hand...

Rating: n/a



Shadow of the Beast 2

2012-02-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Mom and dad did the same but it was mom wearing the sasquatch costume. What the fuck ?

Rating: n/a



Slap Shot

2012-02-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Too bad Tang is not a word in french. Any of you guys saw that slap shop movie ? I just got it for Christmas. Heard good things about the 3 brothers and not in an homo erotic way.

Rating: n/a



Championship Hockey

2012-02-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm more worried about Crosby homosexuality. Well anyway is it a good game or what ?

Rating: n/a



Masters of Combat

2012-02-15
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I just need a fucking bitch riding a cock. It gets me up everytime. Added effect if she is doing it behind her boyfriend back and enjoys it more. There's something about thinking you're such a badass that you get to fuck all the women even those that are really in love.

Rating: n/a



Mahjong

2012-02-15
From: BluBlade
Comments: I don't think you have to celebrate it, we all know you would have masturbated anyway. I'd have done it too. Slept all day ? Alright let's celebrate with a masturbation marathon. Masturbated all day? All right a little one to make the day magic.

Rating: n/a



Black Belt

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: No worries. Ron is indeed manly.

Rating: n/a



Rescue Mission

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You just need to make her fearing you more than losing her career. I think you can do it.

Rating: n/a



Double Dragon

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Good ratings here. If we could actually do that, most games here would received 11/12 on 10.

Rating: n/a



Rastan

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The truth is I have never played Rastan but now I only realize that this is a fucking Taito game. Taito can never go wrong. I'll try it.

Rating: n/a



Geralddinho

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Women aren't exactly possessing a functional brain. That may explain it a little. No seriously they have 650 % less gray matters than us. And ALL married women are unhappy cause only pussified men marries. They all cheat behind their back with anything that has a dick.

Rating: n/a



Ghost House

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Paul must have terrible aim, getting semen on him and all. Nicole Kidman is hot only on old movies. Women past 30 are used up and should be remplaced.

Rating: n/a



Home Alone

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It depends on where you work. I used to be the cook of an old bitch and she actually gave me little extras everytime I ejaculated in her soup. The first time I asked her why and she told me the soup tasted really good. I tought I would have been fired but no, she told me to keep the taste exactly the same. Right now I realize she may have been too old to think she was actually drinking my semen.

Rating: n/a



Super Space Invader

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sadly, she certainly is not. Around here we all secretly thinks they are fucking hot but they're just average. It's a side effect of the internet. We think everyone's hot and beautiful but they are not in reality. These moms fantasies are stupid cause they're fuglies.

Rating: n/a



Star Wars

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I certainly won't. George Lucas sucks anyway.

Rating: n/a



Summer Games

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep they could be good for first experiences but I don't think I'd put my dick in my step-sister if I had one.

Rating: n/a



Heroes of the Lance

2012-02-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It can lead to good things too. One time I could not resist and I just had to flee to Brazilia. I lived 8 years out there and they still are selling Master System here ! This is fucking crazy ! I brought my gameboy advance and they practically made me god of their village. I only came back 1 year ago and I started commenting on this site. A lot of disgusting incestual people out there. It makes me ( a rapist/pedophile/sex criminal) one of the most average guy here. This place is fucked up my friend.

Rating: n/a



Captain Silver

2012-02-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The good pillage and raping was betweem the homo erotic sous entendre and the gay cult surrounding this game. No kidding, in the comments we lost a lot of extremely straight dude. I will never play this game, it may very well be the original event that created homosexuality. Well I hope our brothers are happy now even if they like cocks...

Rating: n/a



Shinobi

2012-02-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I hope grandpa got his share of japanese goods, if you know what I mean. These bitches are fucking tight, I got in prison for the first time because of one. Did not regret it a single day. I met some pretty fucked up people there, some are even regulars here. I don't remember where we discussed our carceral past but it was awesome. This place is pretty good for fucked up people. We even got Bush and fucking terrorists around here. There's professionnal sports players too.

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2012-02-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've put my comment on it. Keep it up dude. The master system will never die. Heck even the website SMS power is still going strong these days. It may sounds stupid but I only recently started ( a year ago) playing this gaming system and I fucking enjoyed it. I even enjoyed it more than the fucking NES. My only problem with it was the lack of rpg except for PS 1. There's less game on the sms but they are usually even more fun than their NES ''counterpart''. Not to spit on the awesome NES but Sega always had been the cooler gaming company between the two. As for Alex Kidd, I've just learned a new tip : The impossible room in the last castle with the spikes underwater : Just go under them and release everything. Alex will fucking stop just before the spikes and voila you only need to press right. Damn!

Rating:



Rastan

2012-02-11
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm not trying to get in an useless argument but the dude basically punch bitches in the face and probably rapes them offscreen. That's my definition of fun. Make the bitch his mom and that's the definition of this site fun... Fuck that you may be right.

Rating: n/a



Spiderman vs X-Men

2012-01-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: How many fucking celebrities are coming on that site damn??? There's even fucking George Bush and pro terrorists Osama Bin Laden and Sadam Hussein. There's baseball and basket balls players too. What the fuck man, are they here for disgusting incestual stories or just suuing poor Peter ?

Rating: n/a



Golden Axe Warrior

2012-01-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking right Presiian, 10 for that awesome game. I'm at the third dungeon, this game is fucking awesome. Like the best Zelda like ever with Golvellius. You even have a fuck load of weapons to have fun with. Not sticking them in your anal cavities but creating new cavities for the ennemies.

Rating:



Golden Axe

2012-01-20
From: BlUBlaDe
Comments: The dwarf was manlier than the damn barbarian.

Rating: n/a



Great Baseball

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well she was already fucked up when I meet her. She lost her virginity to a tennis racket. We were going to the same school and she saw me playing baseball. Well not exactly I was the best benchwarmer of the whole school and I was passing bats to the better guys. She told me she liked me and then asked if I actually possesed one of these bats. I said yes and then she started kissing me. We had sex five minutes later in the toilets. That was the last time we did it, she took my bat but she still showed up at my house and talked to my family normally. Looking back then I should have known she got my for my basaball bat...

Rating: n/a



Great Golf

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damn it will be hard. Do they use cameras for the Laundromats?

Rating: n/a



Great Volleyball

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damn yeah it is.

Rating: n/a



Heroes of the Lance

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Children too make you feels big. Just saying, maybe we'll start getting incestual pedophiles around here, we never knows.

Rating: n/a



Home Alone

2012-01-20
From: BlublaDe
Comments: Seriously 3 heartwarming stories about 3 guys fucking their sisters on different situations.

Rating: n/a



Hurricanes

2012-01-20
From: BluBlade
Comments: Damn you Paul

Rating: n/a



Impossible Mision 2

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah right

Rating: n/a



Jungle Book

2012-01-20
From: BluBlade
Comments: But some black person will fling their poop at me too. Geez this is hard.

Rating: n/a



Klax

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: That makes sense.

Rating: n/a



Krustys Fun House

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Isn't it usually the winner who gets to have sex with the girl?

Rating: n/a



Light Force

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Stupid bitch.

Rating: n/a



Mirracle Warriors

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: just give him a fake resume and tell him it's a love story about vampire and young girls, he'll fucking buy it.

Rating: n/a



Missile Defense 3-D

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well, more pussies for the top 10 guys.

Rating: n/a



Ms Pacman

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: i got better. MGTOW saved me.

Rating: n/a



My Hero

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm done with Canada, the USA are next. I've got 76 copies now.

Rating: n/a



Operation Wolf

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Me no likes cop so in the end it all turns out fine.

Rating: n/a



Out Run 3D

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Maybe that driver is gay. Sega made us play a fucking gay driver...

Rating: n/a



Pengo

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: pengooooooooooouin

Rating: n/a



Penguin Land

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It is normal you guys. Just go and read MGTOW. I haven't suscribed tough.

Rating: n/a



Phantasy Star

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I like it but I'm not too far in the game, can't wait for an emulator with the turbo function on the wii.

Rating: n/a



Reggie Jackson Baseball

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck man. Fuck you Ron, I lost my last girlfriend to a bat, not my mom too now shit

Rating: n/a



Rescue Mission

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Too bad I only like video games music.

Rating: n/a



Robin Hood

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I don't have what it takes to be sexual around my family... too bad.

Rating: n/a



Space Harrier

2012-01-20
From: BluBlade
Comments: Wow a mammoth cyclop

Rating: n/a



Special Crime Investigation

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Don't worry Rick, I mentionned on one of these 500 games that I was an undercover cop. I try to fit in with these mentally twisted dude and when they'll expect it the less bam they'll be arrested.

Rating: n/a



Super Tennis

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well I'm back now. Gotta finish this before my eyes burns.

Rating: n/a



Super Tetris

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: for this one the best was on the NES sorry.

Rating:



Superman

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: A superman game that sucks? Impossible.

Rating:



T2: Arcade Game

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The arcade version can only be better.

Rating: n/a



Taz Mania

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: That one or the other one were not that bad of games.

Rating:



Taz Mania 2

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: People do indeed suck.

Rating: n/a



Tecmo World Soccer 93

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I love tecmo.

Rating: n/a



Teddy Boy

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wow a game I did not know about. Gonna try it but I'll give it a 10 for giving me the will to play the SMS again !

Rating:



Tennis Ace

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ladies and gentleman, Rick, the perfect cousin !

Rating: n/a



Terminator

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I hopy that nut recovered, Scott burned his cock but it was still working and it is healed up now. The penis of a man is his life.

Rating: n/a



The Lion King

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Like the SNES version. Better one is as usual the Megadrive one.

Rating: n/a



The Ninja

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Right, as if Sam did not know he was getting fucked by his dad. Anyways that's fucking disgusting.

Rating: n/a



The Ottifants

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Zool is not gay.

Rating: n/a



Thunder Blade

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeap. The shade is the king of this game.

Rating: n/a



Thunder Blade 2

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Some port are good some are shit. Well a lot are shit. Fuck that the arcade is always the best or almost.

Rating: n/a



Time Soldiers

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sounds like a good game, I will try it after Teddy Boy.

Rating: n/a



Tin Tin on the Moon

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking Tintin on the moon ? Shit that's Scrooge Mcduck place damnit get the fuck out Tintin.

Rating: n/a



Tom and Jerry

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: HOLY SHIT ! This game graphics are better than the SNES ONE! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS IS UNREAL.

Rating:



Total Recall

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sharon Stone? Is that the wife of Ozie Osbourne? What the fuck you guys *google it* HOLY SHIT SHE IS HOT. Well not that hot, she must be old now but I'd hit that fck yeah.

Rating: n/a



TransBot

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Transbot? Is that about transvestite robots ?

Rating: n/a



Trivial Pursuit

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What a good couple story Perry. Your bitch must have been a fun one to agree to these sort of games.

Rating: n/a



TV Colosso

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I think Perry's second wife was a better match for him. Damn she stole man's only friend, the dog. This is bad. Really bad.

Rating: n/a



Ultima IV

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Was it this one where we only have one graphic for the character ? I prefer the NES one where you could actually see your character moving up down left or right.

Rating:



Ultimate Soccer

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The ultimate sucker.

Rating: n/a



Vampire

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Vampire these days were not homo like the ones we have today. Geez women are such stupid animals.

Rating: n/a



Vigilante

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did not like this one. Too fucking repetitive. Well I played it for 6 minutes so who knows?

Rating: n/a



Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I certainly don't. If they explained she was a dirty whore who'd sleep with you if you found her I sure as hell would have played it to the end. Better yet if she was a in real life.

Rating: n/a



Wimbledon Tennis

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You too? God fucking damnit they came to Quebec and I actually saw them. Needless to say when the crowd dissipated I followed them, got in the same hostel and we had a threesome. Me, Kate and some other girl, she was a maid I think. William was crying in the bathroom. What a wimp, and I'm a puny man. He did not even try to stop me from raping them.

Rating: n/a



Wimbledon Tennis 2

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: She was better looking under that dress than I tought. Really hot.

Rating: n/a



Winter Games

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Curling sure is the sexiest winter sports. Man even fucking skating is sexier than that curling shit.

Rating: n/a



Winter Olympics

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I will never play these kind of boring games. Only California games is good enough for that genre.

Rating: n/a



Wolfchild

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wolfchild?? Holy shit if I was a kid I'd play it like hell. Sadly I'm not. As a Man I need to control a big manly mechanical werewolf with a gun as an hand ( Contra Hard Corps) and the ability to rape as much women as a I want ( GTA 4 ) Mix these two together and my manly needs are going to be combled.

Rating:



Wonder Boy

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Surprised I did not comment this one... Well I'm maybe about halfway through the game and it is really awesome. One of the classic platformer of the SMS with Psycho Fox and Alex Kidd 1. I hate it when that hand thing comes out and steal my life tought. Or thought? Man fuck that word I hate it.

Rating: n/a



Wonder Boy

2012-01-20
From: blublade
Comments:

Rating:



Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Your father was a good man. As for this game I did not like all the hidden money and the need to upgrade the equipment so often. Still a classic that I haven't finished yet.

Rating:



Wonderboy 4

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Have it on the Genesis emulator but haven't played it yet.

Rating: n/a



Woody Pop

2012-01-20
From: Blublade
Comments: Lance, you are a totally normal being. Yes seriously. YOU SICK BASTARD

Rating: n/a



World Class Leader Board

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: My first girlfriend lost her virginity to a tennis racket. Damn it was quite hot. She used it through her panties and it penetrated her pussy so hard she lost it. Well that's what she told me before stealing my baseball bat and never seeing me again. I got the fuck her twice so it was not such a bad experience.

Rating: n/a



World Cup Italia 90

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Bore Cup Italia 90'

Rating: n/a



World Cup USA 94

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Wait Canada is actually a person ? Shit.

Rating: n/a



World Games

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Spicy food is good. Junk food on the other end, especially Burger King makes my ass burn bad. I hope this bull riding game is not about bull riding.

Rating: n/a



World Grand Prix

2012-01-20
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: Maybe I should try this one too.

Rating: n/a



World Leaderboard Golf

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Indeed Steve... Wait Linda is that bitch on that site ?

Rating: n/a



World Soccer

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yep, you hit the spot.

Rating: n/a



World Tournament Golf

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I hope your aunt and Linda were hot girls.

Rating: n/a



WWF: Steel Cage

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hey Hulk I liked your CD. Brooke I like your pussy.

Rating: n/a



Xenon 2

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Bitmap brothers... bite is cock in french.

Rating: n/a



Zaxxon 3-D

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You should have raped her.

Rating: n/a



Zillion

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I wonder why everyone everywhere says it's a fucking Metroid clone.

Rating: n/a



Zillion 2: Tri Formation

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'll try this one too one day.

Rating: n/a



Zool

2012-01-20
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: Alright I have commented every single page. Too bad I'm not playing too much Master System anymore.

Rating: n/a



Great Baseball

2012-01-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: We are indeed remplaceable. That's why women are trying to eradicate us.

Rating: n/a



4 Pak All Action

2012-01-19
From: blublade
Comments: im back i dont think thAT GUY is insulting us

Rating: n/a



A Turma Da Monica

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I suppose you were right after all Scott.

Rating: n/a



Action Fighter

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Good for you. Without masturbation I would cry everyday

Rating: n/a



Addams Family

2012-01-19
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: Well they all ends up killing you anyway. Women are leeches that won't let go even after they'd pumped out all your cash. Damn I think I got worse at english

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm into women who wears sexy clothing. These bitches don't. Well i guess I gotta reeducate them.

Rating: n/a



Alien Storm

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I think too Daddy. Wait what? Was it a Beat'em Up? Don't remember...

Rating: n/a



American Pro Football

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You sure have some amusing mail adresses. Your mom must be quite overjoyed to send you emails.

Rating: n/a



Ariel the Little Mermad

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I agree with you. Seriously I just stop reading hentai where the breasts are too big. I mean come on I like women, not some imaginary bitches with super big titties.

Rating: n/a



Astro Warrior

2012-01-19
From: BluBlade
Comments: I've found another crazy shit for that on youtube, it's called TVTROPES. There's fucked up guys there that fantasms about Sonic the Hedgehog and incest too.

Rating: n/a



Ayrton Senna GP

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Why the fuck did I said that on the first place ? You're right. It's just that I haven't seen any women talks about forumla 1

Rating: n/a



Aztec Adventure

2012-01-19
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: you are a hero swamp thing, I just checked it out and it's awesome.

Rating: n/a



Bank Panic

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah well what I'm pretty sure I've told sam he was gay on every other reviews so it will all balance out in the end.

Rating: n/a



Bart vs the Space Mutants

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've fucking seen it as an ad once. What the hell...

Rating: n/a



Black Belt

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Awesome experience there chris. I have yet to try this one but maybe one day

Rating: n/a



California Games

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've been going to a really good site, MGTOW or men goes their own way and it is really awesome and manly, you ought check it out asap. I may even suscribe on it who knows but I'm reading it now and it is badass. It says that in today's society women mostly use sex as a chip bargain.

Rating: n/a



California Games 2

2012-01-19
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: It's simple. I don't. I could probably if I was better at english tought.

Rating: n/a



Champions of Europe

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Scott said they were good at sex, just lying there and taking it.

Rating: n/a



Championship Hockey

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I tought you were a cool dude... But you're homo

Rating: n/a



Choplifter

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ben laden lives in a cave

Rating: n/a



CJ Elephant Fugtive

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I feel at home here. Good to see some sane people around here'

Rating: n/a



Cloud Master

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well man I guess you were playing pranks on her. Disturbing pranks but pranks.

Rating: n/a



Cyber Shinobi

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I gave up a while ago but I'm getting back to it.

Rating: n/a



Desert Strike

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You damn terrorist. I got Jung-Il but it seems like I missed you.

Rating: n/a



Dick Tracy

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: No problems man I got back to them and it turns out she was just being dramatic, you knows, women and their weirdness.

Rating: n/a



Die Hard 2

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah Maybe I'm being the insane one here. Maybe if I had homo sex and incest at the same time I would like it. Only thinking about it make me want to puke. Maybe I need to test it and be desentized?

Rating: n/a



Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I've read that a women once got some nasty infection on her pussy cause she could not wipe her shit from behind since she was too fat. She had shit in her pussy. Holy shit.

Rating: n/a



Enduro Racer

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well I guess it still has its use despite the disgusting stories and the sick people.

Rating: n/a



G.B. Esportes Rad

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well that's obviously awesome. The last video gaming system I really got into was the N64. All my friends played Smash 64 and tried to find some new secrets characters. Good times. It's not something you could think off in games these days. Even the SMS has more of these rumors/secrets than the WII/PS3/360.

Rating: n/a



Gain Ground

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah well... No fuck it they're gay that's all.

Rating: n/a



Galaxy Force

2012-01-19
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Still raping her in the court would be fun. The whole court could go insider her too and bam.

Rating: n/a



George Foreman KO Boxing

2012-01-19
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: Well I guess I'm glad you did not keep any scars. Sometimes we need to learn by trial and errors, so next time you won't put your dick in these unusual places.

Rating: n/a



Ghost House

2012-01-19
From: Blublade
Comments: Mom...

Rating: n/a



Super Smash TV

2011-12-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I guess I'm not playing so much SMS anymore...

Rating: n/a



Super Space Invader

2011-12-25
From: BluBlade
Comments: Space invader always had been so fucking fun. I got the one on the SNES but genesis is always better.

Rating:



Super Tennis

2011-12-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm done. I'll finish this site if I come back later.

Rating: n/a



Super Off Road Race

2011-12-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: We are truly blessed to have a Saint right here on alexkidd.com.

Rating: n/a



Super Real Basktball

2011-12-24
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This is a REAL game.

Rating: n/a



Submarine 3D

2011-12-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I guess submarine could be awesome for rape since there is no way the girls can espace you but appart than that they sucks. Be it from Canada, USA or South Africa.

Rating: n/a



Super Kick Off

2011-12-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: kick off with his hand. Yeah.

Rating: n/a



Super Monaco GP

2011-12-23
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: He's still right why play a game when you could play a better version ? Well this does not apply to all of these games but a lot of them.

Rating: n/a



Super Cross

2011-12-22
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Lacrosse is a really fun sport.

Rating: n/a



Submarine 3D

2011-12-21
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: A fucking submarine ? That must be some kind of shooter. I already hate shooter I guess I would super hate the underwater ones.

Rating: n/a



Submarine Attack

2011-12-21
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking right Kevin. Asshole are only for homosexuals. Real men fuck these whores in the pussy. Anyways I heard only fat and ugly women were shitting so hot women are okay.

Rating: n/a



Summer Games

2011-12-21
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You know these stories seems plausible when that mofo Steve knows about Tampons. Did it actually happened ? Probably. Man this is disgusting. Shaving your own balls is hard, I actually cutted myself there more than one time and it hurted like fucking hell.

Rating: n/a



Spider Man

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Barack Obama is not human !

Rating: n/a



Spiderman vs X-Men

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Indeed, what the fuck is going on here ? These fuckers X-man are jealous of him ?

Rating: n/a



Sports Pack 1

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I will then give it a 0 because California games is the only sports game that I like on the SMS.

Rating:



Sports Pack 2

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Reading incestual stories is better than playing this game.

Rating:



Spy vs. Spy

2011-12-20
From: Blublade
Comments: is that a giant piece of shit ?

Rating: n/a



Star Wars

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Better than the NES version but fucking overated and boring series overall. Never watched the movies and I'M good without it.

Rating: n/a



Streets of Rage

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Poor brotha' living in the hood' like tha'

Rating: n/a



Streets of Rage 2

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Masturbation is fucking good for rage. Or play Postal 2

Rating: n/a



Strider

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck you Paul Strider is super badass and awesome tought seeing the cover he seems super gay but in the video game he is badass. I also agree that people from countries that are not America should be our slaves and that women, ALL OF THEM should be used as objects whenenver we feel like it.

Rating:



Strider 2

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fyeah strider !!!! 2

Rating:



Spider Man

2011-12-20
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I wonder how did your cock got near a deer. I hope it involves being naked and hunting for it in a really manly way. Not trying to rape it.

Rating: n/a



Putt Putter Golf

2011-12-19
From: blublade
Comments: me not play too game

Rating: n/a



Speedball 2

2011-12-18
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I use my balls to hit women and I am pretty fast at it.

Rating: n/a



SpellCaster

2011-12-18
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it a little. Fucked up graphics but pretty fun game actually.

Rating:



Space Gun

2011-12-17
From: BluBlAde
Comments: these kind of game sucks except on the arcade

Rating: n/a



Space Harrier 3-D

2011-12-17
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I learned a new word today. Ninhomosexualdo. Well that guy is fucking right about the Wii and the gay censorship shit but appart from that Nintendo was cool. Not as cool as Sega but cool.

Rating: n/a



Special Crime Investigation

2011-12-17
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I was fucking sure if natalie wasn't a man she could only be fat and ugly. Why the fuck are there no hot women on the internet ?

Rating: n/a



Speedball

2011-12-17
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: You watched them and did not fucked them after ? Weird.

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2011-12-16
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Good game for pedos

Rating: n/a



Slap Shot

2011-12-16
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: holy shit is that Jason Motherfucking Vorhees

Rating: n/a



Smurfs

2011-12-16
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I started reading a little more of the post here just like I did when I first came here and I now know why I stopped. Fuck you Kirk. Fuck this place.

Rating: n/a



Sonic Spinball

2011-12-16
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: And there we go, is this going to turn into a massive hedgehog porn fest ?

Rating: n/a



Sonic the Hedgehog

2011-12-16
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking badass. I played all the Genesis sonic games and now I started the sms ones and putting it bluntly it is a wonder why the fuck these game did not win against mario ? Shit it's like playing SMB 1 on crack. This game is fucking awesome.

Rating: n/a



Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2011-12-16
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What can I say ? I like Sega.

Rating:



Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos

2011-12-16
From: blublaDe
Comments: Hey guys ! Sonic is in brawl ! Retards

Rating: n/a



Smurfs

2011-12-16
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck so that 2006 post was yours ! I hope you changed your view in 5 years. Ah wait it's perfectly normal. Good.

Rating: n/a



Shanghai

2011-12-15
From: BluBlADe
Comments: Long story short ah he got crabs I tought he had sex with his mother or something.

Rating: n/a



Shinobi

2011-12-15
From: Blublade
Comments: awesome ninja series

Rating: n/a



Simpsons Vs. Space Mutants

2011-12-15
From: BluBlAde
Comments: thia games uscik sucks shit im spellign wornf today

Rating:



Slap Attack

2011-12-15
From: BlublAde
Comments: So much sexual innuendos in this game. Try it. Just kidding probably not released.

Rating:



Sega Chess

2011-12-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It's not that bad, it can be fun. Well here most people only play sexual games with their families but in normal place it is different.

Rating: n/a



Running Battle

2011-12-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I actually hates Japan porn because they are all too fucking hairy. But I love sleep rape and chloroform porn, there's just something awesome about using women and not giving a fuck if she has fun or not. They are object after all so who cares ?

Rating: n/a



Sensible Soccer

2011-12-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What kind of faggot title is that ? Sensible soccer ? What the fuck ? Are they playing with pink uniforms?

Rating: n/a



Shadow Dancer

2011-12-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Gay are lames. You really need to have attention when you pretend you like men.

Rating: n/a



Running Battle

2011-12-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not haven't seen it. Must have been awesome. I've seen some dude drugging innocent women and fucking their brains out and then leaving like nothing happenned. So cool.

Rating: n/a



Chapolim

2011-12-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I now know why the fuck they have so many games : Tec toy took Sega super seriously and Tec Toy is in Brazil. Awesome.

Rating: n/a



Shadow of the Beast

2011-12-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Pretty sure there's a reference to obesity around here and I am totally Aok with it. Man some whales should stay indoors.

Rating: n/a



Shadow of the Beast 2

2011-12-14
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: That probably was just you Brad. I hope your dad got arrested.

Rating: n/a



Mirracle Warriors

2011-12-13
From: BluBlADe
Comments: Don't worry I saw that sexy green bitch. Can't wait for your novel, will it be free ?

Rating: n/a



Running Battle

2011-12-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are fucking right. About a year ago I did masturbation marathon of three hours. I did not came once, I stopped before orgasm. Man my dick hurted like hell and even my balls after this long.

Rating: n/a



Sapo Xule

2011-12-13
From: BluBlADe
Comments: What the fuck is that name ? Remind me off that piece of Shit Milo Xiloto

Rating: n/a



Scramble Spirits

2011-12-13
From: BlUblaDe
Comments: it reallis looks like a penis

Rating: n/a



Secret Commando

2011-12-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I don't believe him. What the fuck man I have a sister and I would never do anything like that to her. She would never ask me something like that too. My mother on ther other hand...

Rating: n/a



Sega Chess

2011-12-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Real life chess > video game chess

Rating: n/a



SegaTourn. Golf

2011-12-13
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: That sounds really hot. Wait she was your aunt. Fuck.

Rating: n/a



Rocky

2011-12-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Better than the NES version. That does not say much, AVGN was right.

Rating: n/a



Running Battle

2011-12-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I just stopped reading all these comments. It'just too fucking long. I just have too much free time, dropping my son at the church was a mistake, I now feels empty.

Rating: n/a



Sagaia [Darius 2]

2011-12-12
From: BluBlADe
Comments: Dude talks about the game and after about the sad story of his parents. Awesome

Rating: n/a



Rocky

2011-12-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You'd have to knock him out before that. Or you could pick Rambo who is so sexually frustrated that he would go gay any day.

Rating: n/a



Mirracle Warriors

2011-12-12
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: she is fucking naked. That's hot

Rating: n/a



Robin Hood

2011-12-12
From: BluBlade
Comments: Still living at my parents, can't buy them. Gotta move soon.

Rating: n/a



Rastan

2011-12-11
From: BluBlade
Comments: Danan. Danan the barbarian. That was like this game but cooler. I like women but I also like punching them square in the face with a knife.

Rating: n/a



Renegade

2011-12-11
From: BluBlADe
Comments: Homleless people makes too much money anyway, some of these fuckers aren't even homeless at all. If you are a good beggar you can make a fuckload of money.

Rating: n/a



Rambo III

2011-12-11
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What's not to love about terrorists ? They are quite funny in South Park.

Rating: n/a



Road Run Demolition

2011-12-11
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I fucking love SMS. Except for that shitty art and the lack of saves without password it was a manly video game system.

Rating: n/a



Robin Hood

2011-12-11
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: YOu're right Scott. Even normal girls these days don't fit my standard.

Rating: n/a



Robocop

2011-12-11
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There as a hack of this game on the NES of SNES, it was HOMOCOP. A funny pink colored robocop. Man some people really have a weird sense of humor.

Rating: n/a



Robocop 3

2011-12-11
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hey you guys I never mentionned it but I'm a cop in real life. I came here to arrest all of you sick fucks.

Rating: n/a



Robocop Vs. Terminator

2011-12-11
From: blublade
Comments: Awesome game but bettar on tha genesi yo man

Rating:



Reggie Jackson Baseball

2011-12-10
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What ! A black person ! I tought sports could be played only by humans. These primates are cheating. Naw just kidding being racist is not good around here, please read AMISH instead of nigger.

Rating: n/a



Ren & Stimpy- Yak

2011-12-10
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I was too young to like Ren and Stimpy when it played. Well I was like 6-7 years old. Still I wonder if it would be fun to watch now.

Rating: n/a



Renegade

2011-12-10
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Indians are not people anyways. They're savage. A little more human than niggers but...

Rating: n/a



Ren & Stimpy- Yak

2011-12-10
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Thanks, you saved me 5 minutes of watching it. Guess I'll spend five minutes here learning about disgusting stories of momies who were too close to their sons. Really I appreciate it.

Rating: n/a



Renegade

2011-12-10
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Last time I checked I did not enjoy homoerotic stories and I fucking hate amish too. Well I guess my hatred is equally divided between most of the minorities. In fact I have never been in contact with any of them so I'm just badmouthing them for the sake of doing it.

Rating: n/a



Reggie Jackson Baseball

2011-12-10
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: How the heck do you think I was born in the first place ? There's a reason I don't particularly like this guy.

Rating: n/a



Rescue Mission

2011-12-10
From: BluBlade
Comments: Huh, LOL

Rating: n/a



Rampart

2011-12-09
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You need to be more optimist Peter. At least these fuckers are not in our Country... OH WAIT HAHAHAHA HA HA.

Rating: n/a



Rastan

2011-12-09
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: That game with Conan on the same master system looks like it is better. Plus you can Kill women.

Rating: n/a



RC Grand Prix

2011-12-09
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Appart from Mario Kart and F-Zero, the only racing games that I like includes a fuck load of violence. Like GTA and Road Rash. Even need for speed had its moments with these fucking cops.

Rating: n/a



Rambo: First Blood Part II

2011-12-08
From: BlublaDe
Comments: Fuck that shit ! I would examine them with my special rod. One shot of it cure every diseases. As for fuglies I would pay a virgin boy some cash and then he would shot his magic medicine in her too. Everyone would be happy.

Rating: n/a



Rampart

2011-12-08
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What a loving relationship with your Mom Scott. Is she as hot as the others thinks she is ? If that is the case I would love to come see my good friend Scott at his house. I could help your poor mom with her ''chores''

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2011-12-08
From: BlublaDe
Comments: i found a super cool video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU&feature=relmfu With good fashin tips

Rating: n/a



Psychic World

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: From: lars (more) Comments: Why are there no comments about this game yet, come on you losers this is the greatest game of all time(with the exeption of Alex the kid in Miracle world and rampage). The only reason nobody has made a comment about this game is because your all to busy playing your "new school" shit like the playstation and N64. This is real entertainment, why listen to Limp Bizkit when Metallica are the true gods of metal? Have some damn respect for the true wonders of the world. You have no idea how shitty the games are today, time travellers. No fucking ideas. Calling them games is an outrage.

Rating: n/a



Putt Putter Golf

2011-12-07
From: Blublade
Comments: What a gay faggot, I'm pretty sure Michelle Wie is a man, women can't go on this site, they are WAY too stupid to enjoy the good things such as SMS in life.

Rating: n/a



Quackshot

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I ate a duck and then kill it after. It was good. I think I came a little.

Rating: n/a



Quarter Back

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Quarterback are the faggots that get to fuck all women. Fuck them they sucks

Rating: n/a



Quartet

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If I wanted to play as a women or a nigga than I would be born a nigga or a woman. Too bad I'm not.

Rating: n/a



R-Type

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck you Sam

Rating: n/a



Rainbow Islands

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am worth 50 persons if it is what you means.

Rating: n/a



Rambo III

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Contra games > Rambo games Rambo Movies > Swarzanegger movies

Rating: n/a



Psychic World

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I would say it is quite possible, after all we have Obama, Bush, Ben Laden and a lot of other celebrities around here. They should admit publicly that they fucking love the SMS.

Rating: n/a



Parlour Games

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The cover of that California games did it right. A sexy surfer bitch where you don't see her fucking head. That is what is all about.

Rating: n/a



Paperboy

2011-12-07
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Man fuck that next month I'm moving to a manhole. Super awesome place man. Warm during winter, feels like a secret hideout, easy as hell to commit murder/rape/crime/fellony and fucking biggest place of the city. You'd need to do something about all that shit but I'm pretty sure it would be easy to find someway or something. Also too bad it can also be toxic.

Rating: n/a



Rambo: First Blood Part II

2011-12-07
From: BluBlade
Comments: I hope I will be reincarnated as a green dildo. Well not for these two old men but for some sexy 18 years old girls.

Rating: n/a



Alien Storm

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are a natural born leader, Scott. I would suggest enslaving these fuckers and keeping their women as fuck toys. That ways we don't have to work anymore and can play manly sms games forever. Sure we can kill one or two of them for the lulz too.

Rating: n/a



Krustys Fun House

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah, maybe he got a brother like this or something ?

Rating: n/a



Olympic Winter Games 1994

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Information soon. Real soon.

Rating: n/a



Out Run

2011-12-06
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: Better on the Genesis. I also played a kinda futuristic game Outrun 2019 beta I don't know if it was released but it was pretty fun. Almost on part with F-Zero.

Rating: n/a



Out Run 3D

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I never was a big fan of Outrun. You could only race with that bitch, not even rape her. Which is way more awesome than racing. Only a letter differanciate them but the meaning is super different.

Rating: n/a



Out Run Europa

2011-12-06
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: With that image, can we run off some bikers and kill them ? That would be fun. Lots and lots of fun.

Rating: n/a



Pacmania

2011-12-06
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: No need to explain that shit you fucker. Anal =gay. That's all.

Rating: n/a



Paperboy

2011-12-06
From: blublade
Comments: That guy in the manhole was fucking manly. You know you're another level when you fucking live in a manhole. He was probably on the run for rape or serial murder. Guess they're the average people on this site.

Rating: n/a



Parlour Games

2011-12-06
From: Blublade
Comments: She has a good face but I wonder why they shows it, aren't they objects after all ?

Rating: n/a



Pat Riley Basketbal

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Man basket ball games sucks. I'm sorry but they just sucks

Rating: n/a



Penguin Land

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I played a lot of Fire'n Ice. I bet this penguin game is not that bad too.

Rating:



PGA Tour Golf

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck golf. The best sport is Tennis where women wears slutty skirts.

Rating: n/a



Phantasy Star

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: One of the best rpg series. Fucking awesome. The only turn off is playing as a fucking CHICK. Also the grinding at the beginning is the same as the old games and it can be quite annoying. It is also very slow going into the menues and all. Still a fucking classic.

Rating:



Pit Fighter

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: 2001 was better than this game. Put the fucking Benny hills theme on 2001 terrorist attack and it becomes awesome.

Rating: n/a



Predator 2

2011-12-06
From: BluBlade
Comments: I am a sexual predator.

Rating: n/a



PitPot

2011-12-06
From: BluBlade
Comments: I believe you guys are real.

Rating: n/a



Populous

2011-12-06
From: BluBlAde
Comments: So Is obama a human or what ?

Rating: n/a



Power Strike

2011-12-06
From: bluBlade
Comments: The background of the title screen reminds me of the world map of FF5

Rating: n/a



Power Strike 2

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am in the same situation Peter. Glad we're on the same boat against all these fuckers.

Rating:



Prince of Persia

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sometimes Mark is a fucking Genius like now and other times he is a fucking psycho. What the hell.

Rating: n/a



Pro Wrestling

2011-12-06
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I only play Wrestling on the N64. New World Order and No Mercy power.

Rating: n/a



Monic Castle Dragao

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Alright then I'm off to Bresil to save a little cash. My brilliant calculations tells me that a prostitute in Canada would cost more than the whole trip to Brazil. If any of you guys can use a gun, I will let you come for free.

Rating: n/a



Enduro Racer

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: ... fuck this site

Rating: n/a



Bram Stokers Dracula

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: As If a movie with Keanu Reeves could be better than a video game. What I like about Keanu Reeves is how he portrays his emotions. His happy face and his sad face are the fucking same. It's because he can't be either and he is a robot. Fuck you Keanu Reeves.

Rating: n/a



Itchy and Scratchy

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: That fucking bitch lied ? I tought she was only fooling around with these 20 men in her house when I came to pick her up. Damn slut

Rating: n/a



Mortal Kombat

2011-12-05
From: BlublaDe
Comments: I don't like fighting games. They are boring to me. And I am not a pussy.

Rating: n/a



Mortal Kombat

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah. Too bad when you're over 18 you can't start fight whenever you feel like it anymore. I miss that time. Now if you get caught by the cops or you destroy the face of that guy it's jailtime. And in Jail there are lots and lots of Sam's. If you know what I mean

Rating: n/a



Mortal Kombat 2

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Remind me of the time I was a japanese character in a deliquant manga but in real life.

Rating: n/a



Mortal Kombat 3

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: A mk game on a calculator... I mean what the heck ? Can't wait for porno on a calculator too. Too bad I don't have any math anymore, it would have been awesome seeing some naked pixels while pretending to do the exercises.

Rating: n/a



Ms Pacman

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: A fellatio? Man today I got nominated the worst loser in history by my teacher ( he did not tell me, who would? ). Shit the average votes people got where 15 on their political simulation ( you tells people your view of the world)while I got 3 including mine. Sex is now impossible for this class. When even the fat girls laugh when they see you you know you are at the very bottom. A dreg if I may say. Guess I gotta find some other bitchs on the streets.

Rating: n/a



My Hero

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm on it Paul. I'm at the 23 copy. Man they were hard to find. Tough I did not pay a singly penny for them, I stole them and I even had to kill 2-3 owners. Man I'm already on the run for rape, hope these fuckers won't catch me. I hope you will acknowledge me as your hero before I get caught and go to jail for life.

Rating: n/a



NBA Jam

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: 10 a little too much, I'll try to get it down

Rating:



New Zealand Story

2011-12-05
From: Blublade
Comments: Niouz Zealand ? Is it that beautiful country? What the heck there,s a game of it ? Gotta be Lord of the Rings.

Rating: n/a



Olympic Gold

2011-12-05
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Linda stop cosplaying as a women.

Rating: n/a



Marble Madness

2011-12-04
From: BlublaDe
Comments: WOAH! Another normal guy around here ! Awesome. I am BluBlaDe and I too do not long for any pussies that are from my family. I do not want to engage in any incestual or homosexual sex with any member of my family. I may be one of the few around here but this is what being a REAL man is.

Rating: n/a



Master Chess

2011-12-04
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: So is there anyone around here that played with his sister/mother and the winner could ask any sexual favor to they loser ? I sure as hell did not.

Rating: n/a



Master Games 1

2011-12-04
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Columns' good.

Rating:



Master of Darkness

2011-12-04
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Terribly cool game.

Rating:



Masters of Combat

2011-12-04
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Beh. Porno should be about sex.

Rating: n/a



Maze Hunter 3-D

2011-12-04
From: BluBlAdE
Comments: I hate 3 D too. Even the good ones. After the gamecube generation all 3 D games sucked.

Rating: n/a



Maze Hunter 3D II

2011-12-04
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Charlotte you fucking bitch come here I will rape you shit I am so horny

Rating: n/a



Mercs

2011-12-04
From: blublade
Comments: dot dotdot

Rating: n/a



Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2011-12-04
From: bluBladE
Comments: So he died two months ago I think? We will miss him.

Rating: n/a



Mirracle Warriors

2011-12-04
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not bad at all, really good

Rating:



Missile Defense 3-D

2011-12-04
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I don't think anyone could possibly be AOK with what Sam said.

Rating: n/a



Monic Castle Dragao

2011-12-04
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Why the fuck is the Master System so popular in Brazil ? Man Brasil must be like the best country ever. Well except for the ones where hookers are legalised.

Rating: n/a



Monster Maker

2011-12-04
From: BlublAdE
Comments: I did not read it all but I wonder if you are that guy, Jason Vorhees. He loved his mom a lot too.

Rating: n/a



Montezumas Revenge

2011-12-04
From: Blublade
Comments: Look dude I'm sorry but no matter how you look at it the ass is for taking a shit. It is not a sexual organ. Only homosexuals and closet homos uses it. Scato too.

Rating: n/a



Joe Montana Football

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not a big fan of sports games

Rating: n/a



Astro Warrior

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Explains more of this game instead of posting that link. Wait just tells us a story of that time you did something to your sister. That's all this site is about right ?

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well it goes from best game ever and now it's only 2011. Looks like this guys lost some players in a few minutes.

Rating: n/a



Jungle Book

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I still have an hard time to differenciate niggers from primates. Could anyone help me with some simple tips ?

Rating: n/a



Jurassic Park

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The movies were fun I must say.

Rating: n/a



Kenseiden

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I have nothing to say about this super awesome game. Everything is really fun, the controls are a bit hard at first but after a few try you get the hang off it pretty quick and it is a really fun game. Although that damn practice to obtain that talisman thing is near impossible without save state abuse.

Rating:



Kings Quest

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sounds like a cool game.

Rating:



Klax

2011-12-03
From: bluBlaDe
Comments: So Scott was gay in 2001 ? I wonder what happened

Rating:



Krustys Fun House

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: After reading these touching story I have lost all hope in humanity. Fuck you guys.

Rating: n/a



Land of Illusion

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah I had too. Man and some people actually thinks Social workers are really doing some kind of job. They're more like prostitute than anything else.

Rating:



Kung Fu Kid

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking right Dave ! What a sick fuck he is. Wait... I hope you were kidding with the rest of that comment.

Rating: n/a



Krustys Fun House

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Nope, I did not have much, if any at all. Maybe all these guys had the oedipus complex or something but seeing moms and more particularly their own moms in that light is freaking sick. I love my mom but I don't see her in any sexual light at all.

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I only play games on game systems. Or with emulation. I don't think anyone would be interested with playing that Grid game.

Rating: n/a



Laser Ghost

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: No you are just shooting a laser that becomes invisible. Nothing interesting in there.

Rating: n/a



Lemmings

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck is a lemming ?

Rating: n/a



Lemmings 2

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I still don't know what a damn lemming is

Rating: n/a



Light Corridor

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You survived Syphilis for a long time Peter.

Rating: n/a



Line of Fire

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: When I take my bike I go really face and there is a line of fire behind it because I am the GHOSTRIDER

Rating: n/a



Lucky Dime Caper

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Donald duck has anger management issues. That is why him and Uncle Scrooge are the manliest Disney character ever.

Rating: n/a



Mahjong

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are fucking right Peter. I always says '' If you can't get the sexiest bitch IN REAL LIFE, better get them on the Internet''. Manly mens such as ourselves only deserves the best. Too bad these dumb whores always goes for the gayest men.

Rating: n/a



Mak Kong

2011-12-03
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Female should just lay down and takes our cocks. Who the fuck cares if they orgasm or what ? Objects does not have feelings, do they ?

Rating: n/a



Global Golf

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are the first women I have seen who is so openly sexual it hurts. Don't you have any shame ?

Rating: n/a



T2: Judgement Day

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Holy Shit I touched my own penis since I was 13. Maybe I am homosexual too ? Shit what the fuck should I Do? Help!!!!!!!!

Rating: n/a



Godfather

2011-12-02
From: BlUblADe
Comments: I am god

Rating: n/a



Golden Axe

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The genesis version was manly and the arcade was ubermanly. Not this one. It is still interesting to see how good the SMS was with this game.

Rating: n/a



Golfamania

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damn yeah it was worth a shot ! Man what a sexy bitc... wait she's your aunt ? You sick fuck

Rating: n/a



GP Rider

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I believe that ME guy has a fuck load of personnalities.

Rating: n/a



Great Baseball

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: man fuck baseball. I lost my girlfriend to a basaball bat. Long story'

Rating: n/a



Great Basketball

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Piece of dirty anal shit

Rating: n/a



Great Golf

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Woah Peter, I tought I was the only one who did that. Too bad I only have the panties of my mom and sister. Where could I steal one from a presumably attractive women that is not in my family? Any hints/help ?

Rating: n/a



Great Football

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Remind me of that time when the coach and I practiced our new formation.

Rating: n/a



Great Volleyball

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Women beach volley is hot. Normal volley way less. Me too I never was a big fan of big titties. I'm a pussy destroyer.

Rating: n/a



Hang On & Safari Hunt

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: VVVVVVVVVROUM pow pow. Combine the two games and you can create a whole new badass genre.

Rating: n/a



Home Alone

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Come here Peter, this is THE game where all the sex with sisters comments are.

Rating: n/a



Hang On (Card)

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Badass. I prefers this over others old school bike games.

Rating:



Hang-On & Astro Warrior

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Two badass games in one.

Rating:



T2: Judgement Day

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Thanks a lot Scott, you're a real man. I got into some pretty fucked up situations sometimes because I am pretty gullible. Anyway good to know the problem was not me but that fucked up Evangile freak. Man these psychos roaming free around the Internet sickens me. Even on that damn awesome site we got them. Shit I tought Alexfuckingkidd.com was safe but it would appears no.

Rating: n/a



Hook

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Edward Teach from 2003... It's actually the real life pirate ! Not the more known one in One Piece ! Awesome.

Rating: n/a



Heroes of the Lance

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I have a theory : Maybe that whore fucked only small puerto ricans cocks ? You were probably the only one big enough to feel her like that.

Rating: n/a



Heavyweight Champ

2011-12-02
From: bluBlade
Comments: Punch out is not really a boxing game but it is fun. There's also another one that that dude StanBurdman reviewed that was awesome on the Genesis. Can't remember the name of the game tough.

Rating: n/a



Hurricanes

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Paul, are you really playing this game ? Most of them you reviewed sounds too awesome to be real. Still I trust you.

Rating: n/a



Impossible Mision 2

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: For Tom Cruise, nothing is impossible. Except fuck scientology

Rating: n/a



Impossible Mission

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Nothing to say about that one

Rating: n/a



Incredible Hulk

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck with that psychological manipulation ? Some guy is trying to turn me gay with his comment : 2003-02-12 From: Iwazher (more) Comments: if you read this u suck dick Fuck yu bitch I will not turn gay.

Rating: n/a



Indiana Jones

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Never watched any Indiana Jones movies.

Rating: n/a



Itchy and Scratchy

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: When I got on bed with Natalie, my balls were itchy and scratchy the next day. I wonder what happened. She told me she was a virgin anyway

Rating: n/a



James Bond 007 Duel

2011-12-02
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I agree with you Paul. If he was not a fucking secret spy he would not get any pussy.

Rating: n/a



Fantasy Zone

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Tried it yesterday and I gotta say I love it. Shooters and sports games are my least favorite yet I like this series a lot. Really fun and challenging too.

Rating:



Enduro Racer

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Good to see a relatively normal person on these grounds ! I usually oblige my females to shave too. Let's just say the last one that did not obey is not around anymore. Heh heh heh.

Rating: n/a



Fantasy Zone 2

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm surprised that Sam guy is not all over these games graphics.

Rating:



Fantasy Zone 3: The Maze

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: There is only one pac man.Sorry

Rating: n/a



Ferrari GP Chalenge

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Good going Mark.

Rating: n/a



Final Bubble Bobble

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ciaran is that PUA heh? Anyone test his Apocalypse Opener ?

Rating:



Fire and Forget 2

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Easy one Mark, way too easy.

Rating: n/a



Flash

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Damnit guys stop fucking around and tell me too what volume she is on.

Rating: n/a



Flintstones

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah Daniel stop having a normal and non disgusting sexual drive. Well for cartoons but relatively normal. Man moms are the best, I'm beginning to see the light.

Rating: n/a



Forgotten Worlds

2011-12-01
From: BluBlade
Comments: Did not play it

Rating: n/a



Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2011-12-01
From: BlublaDe
Comments: At least that bastard did not sue you. Good job. Boobies are great.

Rating: n/a



Formula One Racing

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Mario Kart in real life would be better than F1 racing.

Rating: n/a



G-Loc

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What a loser, his mom commented on this site. I'm surprised no one tried to rape her yet. Mike's mom, what a sexy name

Rating: n/a



Ecco 2: the Tides Time

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking cunt, get out of here. Man bitches these days, some are even good enough to use computers. What the heck is happening to our society ? Since when did women opinion mattered ?

Rating: n/a



G.B. Esportes Rad

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the heck why are there so many South American games on the SMS ? Well there's probably only Aztec Adventure that is kinda super awesome but except for that they all kinda sucks.

Rating: n/a



Gain Ground

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: And they actually accept a man sucking their cocks ? And I tought truckers among all things were manly...

Rating: n/a



Galaxy Force

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: After reading these reviews my new life goal is now to find blind people and masturbate in front of them. Man What happens if I find blind women ? That would be so hot.

Rating: n/a



Game Box Esportes

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Escorte is french word for prostitute. I don't remember if they have it in english. It's something like a hooker. Woah Paul and Sega had the balls to made this manly game ? Awesome.

Rating: n/a



Gangster Town

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: hiya bitches Gansta Blu is in the place POW POW

Rating:



Gauntlet

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Real men don't ask, they act.

Rating:



George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am curious about that penis story Scott. It would appears that you are still using it seeing from the others comments, how was the recovery and all that shit ? Natalie is not a skank, she is a man.

Rating: n/a



Geralddinho

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Calm down guys, let's all drink some beers in front of our computer in front of a good incestual porno.

Rating: n/a



Galaxy Force

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Woah you are super right but that is for a long term relationship. Say you really want to rape some bitch you don't know in the street, you could easily go and take some blind women from behind ! The only way to recognize you would be fucking her again and even then she needs to be really good to recognize a cock after only one time. In court '' Is this the man who raped you '' ''Wait a minute I need to feels his cock'' YES IT'S HIM !!!

Rating: n/a



Ghostbusters

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Manholes in Paper boy are super awesome, there's actually people living down here. So cool. I like to think it's these freaking amish collecting some shit for their harvest. Needless to say I try to kill them with newspaper everytime I see them.

Rating: n/a



Ghostbusters 2

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck I suck at assembling furnitures ! Shit that second movie must be super scary

Rating: n/a



Global Defense

2011-12-01
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: it's a MEGA cartridge. Wonder how normal cartridge would fare against it.

Rating: n/a



Global Gladiators

2011-12-01
From: blublade
Comments: Interesting yet extremely gay story Paul, too bad Sam is not around to read that shit. He would be overjoyed. Ryan you sick psycho why only showing when you can shove it down their throats ? Kirk you are the first normal person I see here. Nice.

Rating: n/a



Global Golf

2011-12-01
From: BluBlade
Comments: Anains Nin I believe you are a man.

Rating: n/a



Dragon Crystal

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I played a little of it and it is a classic game. I don't remember nothing that came close to this kind of game play, maybe YS but a little slower. Anyways this is classic. A knight who fight the most classic ennemies and get the most classic Items. I played it for 5 minutes and will get back at it ASAP. This game get my 10

Rating:



Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: BRUCE KICK

Rating: n/a



Micro Machines

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What a heartbroken story Will. I hope you did not offer you help if the vibrator ever breaks. I for sure know some guys around here would be more than happy to do it with their own sister.

Rating:



Driving Pack

2011-11-30
From: BlublaDe
Comments: Is it the pack of beer we takes before driving ? I can't drive without a few sip of my golden nectar if you know what I mean ( No you fuckers it's not my piss it's beer, damn this site is fucked up)

Rating: n/a



Air Rescue

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Look dude, him and his dad are Amish. That explains everything and why he is fucked up. Well I still wonder why he got a computer and he is amish at the same thing. He probably have sex with his father to have access to the computer but in the end he ended up doing it for fun. Shit.

Rating: n/a



Double Hawk

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well at least I do not use bad words like ass.

Rating: n/a



Drop Zone

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Poor Brad. Nothin' better than raping some native bitch. Here take my culture you slut. Game is fucking manly, Custer could try to shoot the guys who are trying to take his life but no he says fuck shit shit I will rape that bitch as much as I can until I die. What a manly man.

Rating: n/a



Duck Tales

2011-11-30
From: bluBlade
Comments: Played it on the NES. Probably better on the sms.

Rating:



Dynamite Duke

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I prefer that cowboy game on the SNES. Not sunset riders but another that I can't put my finger on it. Sunset riders was awesome too but not the same style.

Rating: n/a



Dynamite Dux

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The only manly duck are all from Disney and they're pretty much all manly.

Rating: n/a



E-Swat

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Genesis better. Too bad half the good game off the SMS got to the Genesis. Not saying this one is good...

Rating: n/a



Ecco 2: the Tides Time

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You were hot on that school girl uniform bitch. Too bad I am out of your league, as I am a real celebrity.

Rating: n/a



Ecco the Dolphin

2011-11-30
From: Blublade
Comments: I was wondering jeez why did no one mentionned Dolphin porn ? Here we go thanks Roy that page is now complete. I hate dolphin too, these bastards are actually the only animal aprart from humans who enjoy torturing others animals. They are also serials rapists and I kid you not some have already raped some human females. NO ONE RAPES MY FEMALES

Rating: n/a



Dynamite Dux

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: He is from Disney and he is damn manly. Him and Uncle Scrooge are ultimate badasses. One would sell his mother for a penny and the other is always raging. Both of them loves money and they are super cool. Especially in comparison with SAY MICKEY MOUSE. And then the three adventurous nephew, manly too. The big one is strong therefore manly too.

Rating: n/a



Ecco the Dolphin

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: As long as they rape the ugly and fat ones all is well for me. But I gotta say raping a women is manly so yes I should not hate them at all. We all only want to get laid, animals and us are the same om that aspect.

Rating: n/a



Enduro Racer

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This one will take a long time to read. So many comments about mom's. And then there's that guy named rich that bathed with his mom because the water was too expensive. Geez man WHY NOT JUST LET HER BATH AND THEN GO INTO THE BATH AFTER SHE IS OUT ? WHAT THE HELL ? It saddens me that 80 % of these mothers aren't even hot.

Rating: n/a



Double Hawk

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I do hope you are not trying to manipulate me and destroy my self-estim. Back In Canada when I refused to rape my first bear I feel like I never got accepted anymore. I will contribute until I stop playing this awesome Master System, most underated gaming system ever.

Rating: n/a



Excellent Dizzy

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Whenever I can I hit my head as hard as I can on the wall ( the harder the better it is) The dizzyness that results from the shock is one of the only way I can get sexually aroused. The other one being seing a sexy woman who is not my sister, my mother or any members of my family.

Rating: n/a



F-1 Racing

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Maybe I should try one of these pre SNES racing games one day. It's one of the few genre I just can't seem to get into when it comes to pre SNES gaming system.

Rating: n/a



F-16 Fighting Falcon

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: So did you killed one of them ?

Rating: n/a



F1

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Typing F+1 and Erase is one of the simplest game ever. Play it against yourself or with friends, fun guaranteed.

Rating: n/a



Champions of Europe

2011-11-30
From: BluBlade
Comments: Alright I think I made a big outburst here and I hope I did not traumatize anyone. Sexual encounter including scatophilia, homosexuality and incest are one thing but blatant chauvinism and racism against anything but fucking amish are extremely bad. I should have known better. As for the kinky sexual stories, they are definitely not on my plans, maybe if I really want to be like everyone here I will try to do something like that. Not too thrilled about having sex with a member of my family or a dude tought. Maybe I'll make an effort for you guys. Just maybe

Rating: n/a



F15

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Not a bad rating for an inexistant game.

Rating: n/a



Fantastic Dizzy

2011-11-30
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I can remember an egg character like this on a disney movie. Hungpti dump ti ?

Rating: n/a



Chuck Rock

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Mark... you are right. If neanderthals were still around WE would be instinct. They are way too manly for us to compete. Only the best specimen such as myself would have a chance. Sam never say ARSE again. Black people have these lips because they became proficient to suck cock as a nation. Oedipus your name fit well with your comments. Sick fuck. Did someone actually mailed you Scott ? There are lots of gays around here. The stomach attack is fucking stupid still an 8 for awesomeness.

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I came here and I tought I could make friends... This leave me extremely unhappy. Indeed I am Canadian but probably not one you guys are used to on this site. The ones here are probably guys that chop down trees and fuck bears all years long. I am different.

Rating: n/a



Chuck Rock 2

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Jake you should be mentally instutionalised.

Rating: n/a



CJ Elephant Fugtive

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Buying gift for women sucks.

Rating: n/a



Cliffhanger

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: WTH Scott what is your problem

Rating: n/a



Champions of Europe

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: In fact it sucks a little more. Happy ?

Rating: n/a



Championship Hockey

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am not Sam, refrain from elaborating such theories about my sexual preferences. Btw if you are curious I love women. I hope I won't be put to shame in public for being hetero.

Rating: n/a



Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Than your tastes are wrong. Change them this instant

Rating: n/a



Cloud Master

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck Roy... No... raping your mom is kinda alright but not your sister ! What the hell. Wayne M irishman are manly and not gay. For what a gay looks like there's always a mirror for ya. Stimie that is disgusting anyways how can people deduce you are the one farting ?

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Columns

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Owen Franklins you are sick. Video games > Women. ME YOU ARE GAY PROUD AND GAY. Peter fucked ME mom so he got AIDS.

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Cool Spot

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah just a little weird... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. Alright I'm going to have a mental breakdown if I answer every fucking post there is. I'll stop that shit right now.

Rating: n/a



Cosmic Spacehead

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sounds like a porno in the space.

Rating: n/a



Crash Dummies

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If I remember well there was a super shitty game named Crash Dummies on the SNES but then again I could be wrong. Not wrong about the fact that this game is probably a piece of dog shit.

Rating: n/a



Cyber Shinobi

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: 2003-06-13 From: Blueballs the P (more) Comments: Very disturbing sometimes. Sometimes things are very disturbing for me. I now have a lady friend and we care for each other very much, but sadness remains. When I put my wiener in her pussy it hurts her inside. She says it does not. It does though, I can tell. Whenever she lets me put my wiener in her she tells me to hurry and finish so it doesn't hurt for a long time. I go as fast as I can in and out of her wet pussy until I poop my sperm as deep into her as I can go. She does not enjoy this. It is sad that she does not. It feels wonderfully good to be in her cooter. My wiener is too big for her insides. Sometimes she tells me as much. One time she said, "Your penis is too large for my pussy. It is uncomfortable for you to put it inside of me". She is right. She seldom enjoys it when I put my wiener in her and poop out my sperm in her vagina. After I am done squirting my sperm in her she tells me to lick her cooter. I like to do this, even after I have filled her with sperm. She tastes good and it is fun to lick her labia and suck her clitoris. She enjoys it very much and is always soon to climax when I do this. My own sperm does not bother me when I am down there, although it can distract somewhat from my enjoyment of her taste and smell. Pussy smells good and tastes good also. I am glad I can do something to pleasure her after my wiener has barfed in her pussy, but I still wish my wiener did not hurt her inside. She also wishes this. It puts a strain on our relationship. I also like to feel her boobs. They are big and soft and I love them. I delight in kissing her boobs and licking her nipples and sucking them also. She enjoys this somewhat and tolerates it for some time. She would prefer if I only licked her privates. She enjoys it when I lick her labia and clitoris. She also enjoys when I suck on her clitoris. I like these things as well, but so do I like her boobs and nipples. Her boobs have no milk in them. Her sister was recently with child and now has milk in her boobs for her baby to drink. I asked my lady if I could suckle on her sister's boobs and drink the warm milk like a baby would. This put a strain on our relationship also. I don't think my lady fully understood my request. I did not want to put my wiener in her sister. Not in her mouth or vagina or butthole. That is not right to do when you already have a lady friend. I will admit that I was curious whether or not my wiener would hurt her sister inside. The baby would have stretched out her cooter enough that my wiener might fit inside her most comfortably. I did not mention this to my lady as she was already upset. All I wanted was to drink the milk from her sister's boobs and suckle them like a baby. Maybe I will get my lady friend pregnant one time when I poop sperm into her body. Then her boobs would fill with milk and I could suckle them. This may happen one day, but for now her sister is the one that has boobs swollen with sweet woman milk. I would settle for her sister squeezing milk out of her boobs into my mouth if she does not want me to suckle on her boobs. This would be satisfactory, but my lady did not like the idea one bit. Her sister may not either, but I think it would be alright to ask her. One baby cannot drink that much milk. I would like to drink some of it. Thinking about these things makes my wiener very hard and much bigger than usual. It is like that when it hurts women. My lady does not like me to rub my own wiener. I still like to rub it and stroke it. When I stroke on it long enough I will squirt out sperm. My lady friend likes it when I lick her privates, but she does not like to put my wiener in her mouth. Sometimes she does, but not often. It feels good when she does. It is warm and wet in her mouth and her tongue feels good to my wiener. It does not feel as good as being inside her pussy. That feels the best of all. It is sad that it hurts her when my wiener is inside her because it feels so good to me that I would like to be in her all day long and all night as well. Nothing could feel so good as that. It is wet and tight and unbelievably warm in her pussy. It feels better just to have my wiener in her than it does when my wiener squirts out sperm. Sometimes the sperm that I put in her does not even stay in her cooter. Sometimes it squirts out of her insides and goes all over the place. She sometimes puts a towel under herself to catch my sperm. It often runs out of her pussy and down to her butthole. She says that that is the only way sperm will get to her butthole. She does not let me put my wiener in her butthole. It is even smaller than her vagina, I guess. It would not feel as good as her vagina anyway. I am positive of that. She is nice and I care for her. There is some strain on our relationship. My wiener does not feel good to her when I put it inside her. She says that she can feel it when my wiener poops sperm deep in her vagina. She says it feels warm. My wiener hurts her still. Rating:

Rating: n/a



Cyborg Hunter

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I see James is still being a retard in there. What the fuck with that game cover ? Cyborg does not have hearts, do they ?

Rating: n/a



Danan Jungle Figter

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Played it a little and it was manly, like Arnold Swarzannager in the wilderness killing amazones and punching animals in the face. A little more rape of sexy blondes would have been a 10

Rating:



Deep Duck Trouble

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah who knew prostate could Wait what ?

Rating:



Desert Speedtrap

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I never played this game but I don't think Brad's review is accurate. If it would have been the case that game would have beated Nintendo and Sega would still be alive today.

Rating: n/a



Dick Tracy

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck you Curt and your shitty advice. I had already done some prison years ago for another crime ( It's a long story, I posted it on another game) I tought you were serious and Kyle just failed at it. I tested it and did the exact same thing with my mom. She yelled at me and asked me what the fuck was wrong with me. I told her to suck my dick and she called the cop. I never had any big problems with my family but now they don't want to see my face anymore. Fuck you you family destroyer. I have not been arrested but I'm living by myself right now. To any1 who reads his advice DO NOT DO IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Rating: n/a



Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Well Amish are like little kids, they all think they are being super awesome by not using any machines to farm the fields but they are just too naive. For every amish there are that does things the old way I kill a plant. There was this guy ''Sam'' that him and his dad were amish and were engaging in incestual homo anal rape. That is only one of the many atrocities that amish creates.

Rating: n/a



Die Hard 2

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am sorry Brad but you are probably a single woman trying to score some points on the internet delluding yourself that women as ugly as Parker are marriage material. HINT they are not.

Rating: n/a



Dino Basher

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I hope this is not dinoporn related.

Rating: n/a



Donald Duck Gift Set

2011-11-29
From: BluBlade
Comments: I have a sexy Donald Duck costume at home. It came with the whip and the vibrator on a set I got at a porn shop. That was the first time I got arrested for giving it to my little cousin as a gift. Good times.

Rating: n/a



Doraemon

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Doraemon is the shit for japanese people. Too bad I kill japanese people for breakfast.

Rating: n/a



Double Dragon

2011-11-29
From: BlublaDe
Comments: What the fuck Danny being a man is not about winning it is about being manly ! Who the heck brings a gun to hand fights ? Faggots and amish, that's who ! I hope you are neither of them cause I will purge you.

Rating: n/a



Double Dragon 2

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Yeah and one of these times it turns out your brother was the culprit. Man all that fight only for a pussy. Man these days should enjoy that fabulous thing called ''rape''.

Rating: n/a



Double Hawk

2011-11-29
From: Blublade
Comments: My original language is not even english and I think I can write better than that fucking savage Timbo. Get the fuck back on your forest. Ryan that is disgusting and I hope you becomes heterosexual ASAP.

Rating: n/a



Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hi sexy bitch, do you like foreigners ? I'm Canadian and my primary language is french. Je pourrais te faire l'amour dans une langue étrangère pour te faire jouir salope.

Rating: n/a



Dragon

2011-11-29
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Osama is not dead I saw him post a few months ago after his supposed dead. I mean who the fuck would try to steal his identity ? That's gotta be him alright ?

Rating: n/a



Champions of Europe

2011-11-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: So you're gay with Peter Cubana? That's right leave right now. Paul USA sucks as much as Europa.

Rating: n/a



Championship Hockey

2011-11-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck Crosby is from the almighty Canada you piece of shit you never had any friends Peter now get the fuck out of my site ! Sam you are simply a moron. Mike Richards I did not know you were gay. Well you powned that fuck Peter real good so keep up the good work.

Rating: n/a



Chapolim

2011-11-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Trying to get AIDS is stupid.

Rating: n/a



Chase H.Q.

2011-11-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking right Paul, who cares about human lifes ? As long as I have my fun everything A-okay.

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Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2011-11-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Retardados huh Thiago ? You piece of rat. Peter you are fucking right and you sounds like a normal person. What the fuck happened ? Sam left you ? Paul I agree with you too. Maybe this game makes people go normal ? Scott you are sadly wrong, japanese almost never shave. What disgusting hairy pussies they have. Fuck this site is manly.

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Choplifter

2011-11-28
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Ryan what a heartbroken story. Nickc I am no pussy YOU are a pussy. Atanjagman you are badass. Killing people for FUN is the top of badassitude. Jeremy Satan does not exist.

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American Pro Football

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck god

Rating: n/a



Andre Agassi Tennis

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What is hard to become a Tennis player Agassi ?

Rating: n/a



Arcade Smash Hits

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sam broke his toe poor little kid.

Rating: n/a



Arch Rivals

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Four comments heh?

Rating: n/a



Arcus Odyssey

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Odyssey ? Is that a greek game ? It must be super gay, pretty sure it's Sam's and his dad's favorite.

Rating: n/a



Ariel the Little Mermad

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You are fucking right Steve. When I got out of prison for attempted rape, who the fuck did I find at home ? Not my parents ( I killed them but the murder case has never been solved) not my friends (They don't talk to me anymore after I've told them I wanted to kill them and rape them after it but I was just joking about the killing part) Real people sucks, video games are always there for us manly men. Scott cartoons can be quite hot. Crimson comics is going to be your friend. I can seriously masturbate to Sailor Moon girls anytime a day. Cartoon girls just are better than real ones. They are perfect. Oh and redhaired are easier so Ariel is a slut

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Assault City

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Why the fuck does anything needs to be sexual with you guys ?

Rating: n/a



Ast. Great Rescue

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Im from Quebec. Guess I'm part french since this is my primary language. Osti que c'est hot finalement crisse

Rating: n/a



Ast. Secret Mission

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Astérix est mieux en bande dessinée

Rating: n/a



Asterix

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: You fat liar piece of shit I already tried to fuck some women and I only got as far as one week, after that week your cock is fucking tired and it needs it's manly rest.

Rating: n/a



Astro Warrior

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Gay and Amish, what the fuck is wrong with you Sam ? Bet dad told you being gay was really religious and normal and you listened to his every words.

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Gay man you can go ask the local gay around here, Sam. Wait Peter is gay too ?

Rating:



Ayrton Senna GP

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Formula 1 is fucking manly, you don't know shit Paul

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Aztec Adventure

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Remind me of the time I raped this bitch when I had to go in Egypt in order to escape the police. These fuckers never got me and I came back just fine a year later. Damn egyptians girls are hot. And they also kill gays. Egypt is not too bad if I may say.

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Back to the Future 2

2011-11-27
From: Blublade
Comments: What the fuck bitches? The movies were manly and badass plus that 1m65 actor is my height so he is utterly manly as fuck. You piece of shit confuse the games and the movies. The games were gays as shit

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Back to the Future 3

2011-11-27
From: BluBlade
Comments: A little less shittier than the two other piece of dirty anal waste

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Bank Panic

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm sorry Sam, I tought you were only an helpless faggot who fucked his father at every possible openings but now I can see you have a girlfriend. I hope you will forgive me and we can become friends.

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Bart vs the World

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: As I said before I think they should stick with their awesome television show. People who does not agree with me are the ennemies. They should be exterminated.

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Basketball Nitemare

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I simply prefer playing sports in real life.

Rating: n/a



Batman Animation

2011-11-27
From: Blublade
Comments: Some of you fuckers should play it

Rating: n/a



Batman Returns

2011-11-27
From: Blublade
Comments: Sounds good. I could only get on that one on the NES by Sunsoft which was not as hard as everyone says. Well I'm the guy who eats Contra and Super Ghouls'N Ghost professional mode for breakfast tough.

Rating:



Battle Out Run

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck you Jacko don't touch my mom

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Psycho Fox

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Larsen il faut être gentil avec les autres. Idiot. Psychofucker you are a sick fuck, at least you don't fuck your dad like that Sam bitch dude. Woah Super Mario your videos games are you job shit stop being so beated up! Life is wonderful ! Me this is the first time I agree with one of your post. That piece of shit Wilburt should eat an healthy amount of manliness and stop being such a pussy. Pink Hippo your philosophy about rape and power is absolutely right. I look forward to reading your manly comments. If you need any help to rape Wilburt just call me. Psycho Cid tu rock mon gars c'est trop fort Psycho Fox. Greg : Still breaking these damn block is super useful when you get manly stuff just behind them. Psycho Fox is better than Mario 1. Man this is an awesome game. You can even choose between 4 characters with that item and shit and the bosses are funny. Also it is a good challenge, not too bad if you take your time but it is an awesome game. 10.

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Blade Eagle 3-D

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Chuck you forgot to mention that your middle name is Norris. That's why you got so much sex.

Rating: n/a



Bomber Raid

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I am cunty you piece of shit after I'm done with raping your mother I will rape your sister too.

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Bonanza Brothers

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sam I agree with you. These fucking americans should start looking at the manly canadians. And then I scrolled down and saw your gay comment. Man fuck you and your dad, your probably one of the few guys in the world who haves such a gay relationship with their dads. Fuck you Ally you piece of shit short people are people too you bastard fucking heightism. Jamiro there are site like that everywhere even in 2002. You sucks nasty balls. PETER YOU MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE Noel cute as your little sister. Watch her well cause she's gonna get pregnant soon. Bonanza is badass, 9.

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: FRANKLIN YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT. Sam is definitely not normal. Fucking his dad and all shit. This make me wants to puke everytime I see his name. Too bad I got a friend named Sam too. Shit. Thanks Pondermuffin I just fucked a women with your advice. Wait what that stupid bitch called you a sick bastard ? Man I raped a lot of bitches but they usually just moaned.

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Bubble Bobble

2011-11-27
From: BluBlade
Comments: Wayne M. Sega is way better than Nintendo and they actually listen to their FANS. Nintendo DOES NOT WITH THAT GAY WII SHIT Ben Dover it has been 10 years you piece of shit no one insults me even in 10 years I will find your home and GIVE YOUR SISTER A CANDY. Eddie you are fucking right let's kill this little bitch Wayne M. You piece of shit I will chop your balls off and rape you. ghetto black ass fuck off Bob STFU nigga Anais nin you fucking transvestite no ladies would be speaking like that slut. Semen anais is a man and Ben is a SUPER faggot. THUG LIFE RIDER COME AND GET ME PIECE OF SSHIT CLASSIC COMMENT U BADASS BOB STUPID NIGGA Fuck you Anais Kin you piece of shit as if a woman could write that well you faggot stop wearing dresses. Bubble Bobble badass game

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Buggy Run

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Paul I think you did realize that Sam the sick fuck is actually amish and his dad raised him to be an homo ? Fuck amish they are crazy.

Rating: n/a



California Games

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Did anyone masturbated furiously on the Dark Queen and that bikini on the cover ? Jacker offer you are badass sir. I JUST LOVE IT when we don't see the face of these women. It shows that they are nothing more than object and that is the truth my friends. Case you piece of shit I beat you everydays and that bitch on the cover is an object. Wayne M I remember you on the Bubble Bobble you bastard don't insult that game anymore. D'accord avec toi Alex superbe jeu. MIKE HAYES I'M GOING TO KILL YOU Patricia prend l'émulateur Kega Fusion et télécharge la rom et suces moi aussi. Steve at least she did not rape you. I wonder why she did that on your bed but not with you. Ryan I am hard. That story of yours is awesome. Sex is a wonderful thing that sadly women HATES. Derek you too are a man amongst man. Philip you are sick.

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California Games 2

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Paul stop trying to sound smart and all. It would appears that this game suck more than the first one. Never played it anyways.

Rating: n/a



Captain Planet

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I mean come on 10/10?? Mark was it you that always masturbated in front of my cell ? The left-handed guy with a tatoo on the cheek ? Man you got it easy, I just got out of prison a week ago. Still planning my next murder.

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Captain Silver

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck you Dave drinking from the toilet taste really bad. Funny rhymes Doc. Get the fuck out Anais thy are a man you faggot. Thanks homo the clown but I don't think that underated game is going to turn me gay. FredPhelps you are awesome and ME is an ultimate faggot. Your website GODHATESGAY is one of the best shit that ever happened to the internet. Shit so you were gay three comment later what a shame reverent mcfaggot. Shit Turd Ferguson you really turned out gay after this game ? Fuck should I play it ?

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Carmen Sandiego

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Derek you are a sick fuck and should be institutionalised. Myghty Whitey you're gay too. What the fuck is there like 70 % chance of being gay on that site ? There's like only me, Scott and Kung that are not gay around here. I hope you fucked her Eric. Wayne M i fucking warned you about not being gay in another game comment. You fucking prick

Rating: n/a



Casino Games

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fucking piece of shit game, even that bitch is not masturbation material. Wi WI Jumbo you are right but most ladies that play video game are ugly so they would not make good prostitute. Matthew you are super right. Fucking kids should just be pawn of the casinos, who cares about kids anyways ? and casino sucks.

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Castle of Illusion

2011-11-27
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Duck tales is manlier than Mickey but then again it is on the NES. Ro stop the bestiality right now. JJ Comment castle off homosexuality and then proceed to give a 7... fag. Ta raison en crisse Kravinsky. Zac Winston you are manly. 9 really manly game.

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Action Pack

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I wonder if that Sucky guy really ate vomit. That is quite disgusting and unmanly.

Rating: n/a



Addams Family

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Naw she's weird

Rating: n/a



After Burner

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: That Danny dude is crazy.

Rating: n/a



Air Rescue

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This place smells like shit

Rating: n/a



Aladdin

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Are you still gay with your dad Sam? What a nice parental relationship. No wonder you turned out like this. I quite like Aladdin for not being a pussy Disney game.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Sir Jerry, should we take this comment as a pedophiliac one ? 10/10 this game is manly as fuck

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: C'est hot en crisse icitte osti badass ce jeu là

Rating:



Alien 3

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm surprised someone did not make a joke about alien sex. Rick came close to it but sadly it is insufficient. I'll go with a 7 for this game.

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Alien Storm

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: How interesting of you two guys. Now you can make out with each others by having tons of gay sex. If I remember this is the way we does things around here ? Well it seems like Sam does it anyways. 8 for this manly game.

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Alien Syndrome

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Shit I was wondering when there was going to be some alien sex in there, I was dissapointed Rick failed at it but then Jimmy comes in and talk about some sexy Alien pussies. Way to go man. wow panty ward licking you sister asshole is quite weird if you ask me. Good one Sam about the down syndrome. Too bad you probably have it from your father. This game needs a 7

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Altered Beast

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Mutante Babis you are a real manly werewolf unlike these twilight faggots. Keep up the good work. Bob not in MAJ next time. Timmy George Bush is on this site, calm the fuck down you terrorist. Me paying a million for this game is exagerated. Fred Phelps Snr, anal sex is gross. This is the problem god had with it. Kenni et titout tout à fait d'accord avec vous les gars. Vive ce jeu As for the game, stick to the Genesis one. 3 for this one and 8 for the genesis so I'll go with a 5

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American Baseball

2011-11-26
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Fuck that shit no need for them to dope themselves the game is more realistic that way. Still fuck it

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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck is wrong with all your awesome comments about this fucking pretty cool game ? Alright I give it 10 because it is pretty much the manliest Wonderboy evar.

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Golvellius

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dear Henrieke, If you have any problems with your sister I would like to meet her and show her my legendary sword. She'll need to pay 50000 gold to use it tought. Alright my 10 for this manly game. Everything except for the password system is badass.

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Battletoads

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: This game shoud receive a rating for the Queen sexyness. I will sacrifice myself and give it a 10. Damn I'm pretty sure all the people who played this game had their first orgasm in the hand of the Dark Queen. She's an hero.

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Fire and Ice

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: If that game is the same then the one in the NES I give it a manly 8, fun and addictive but quite boring at time. This is puzzle like game and it can be quite hard too.

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Golden Axe Warrior

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Dear manly Scott, I cannot agree more with you. I think Sega tried very hard to illustrate the fact that a manly warrior such as yourself would not accomplish anything if he had the choice between fucking bitches hmm I mean women or saving the world. Everyone would choose to fuck some bitches instead of kicking monster asses. Maybe after cumming twice or thrice would a manly warrior decide to begins his quest. Sadly he would be weak after all that fucking and would get powned. I give a 10 manly rating for this game that totally pownd Zelda the first.

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Ghouls and Ghosts

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I approve of this manly game, played it on the genesis and completed it sucessfully. A little harder than the SNES Super Ghouls'N Ghost but it is still all the fun of the series. The worm boss still pisses me off to this day. And the tower level where there was a fuckload of tongue was hard as fuck too. Still manliness prevails.

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Hé Dark Fact super un francophone. Hey the guy who said he wanted to have sex with this game, I agree with you 100 %. Sam gentleman the thing you does with your father is quite weird but as long as you don't kill people I know all is well. Peter and Sam, I did not knew you two gentlemen were so in love with fecal matter. I guess you guys would go well together. Natalie if I am right you are a man cosplaying as a female. I find it rather unhealthy and I believe you should leave lord Scott alone. YS is an awesome game.

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Lord of the Sword

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Reading all these comments here made me wonder... did you rape her after that Rich ?

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Ninja Gaiden

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: The easiest installment of the series but still awesome. Not perfect but a solid platformer. I used to pump myself up by playing that game before I get out raping women and being manly and shit

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Rampage

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: As ever the SMS version is manlier than the NES. Man being a man is so freaking manly. Rampage manly 10/10 Hey Scott get the fuck back in character, I saw you refuse a woman panties in another comment. Man fuck this shit you can always sniff her panties while f'king her deep inside, it feels quite good if I may say.

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Road Rash

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: It is pretty unfair to judge these game when there are better versions available on the Mega Drive. Still I approve the manliness of this game. Punching people on the fucking face and making them falling down their bikes to a certain death is super manly. Sadly they always come back until you fuck up their bikes.

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Zool

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: What the fuck Scott ? I looked up to you ever since you mentionned that raping women was manly in your Golden Axe Warrior Comment. You bastard you deceived me! Hey Sam how is it going ? 666 is the number of an album of Iron Maiden. Well not gonna rate this pedo game, I don't want the cops to find me out. Shit this is getting harder, little girls these days are playing Nintendo Wii and getting them to come with me with an old school game is fucking hard.

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: I'm new here and I can honestly say that this site and the SMS are manly as fuck. This is too badass to be ignored. I will now embark on my quest of reading all that shit.

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4 Pak All Action

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: So anyways, did Sam won against homosexuality?

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A Turma Da Monica

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Man Scott you are such a pussy, fat girls should not be used as object, they are not worth it. Just use some really hot woman and call it a day man, no need to rape the unrapable.

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Ace of Aces

2011-11-25
From: BluBlaDe
Comments: Alright I'm not gonna stand this piece of shit Daniel Penis anymore. Man shut the fuck up I'm pretty sure you're gay with Peter so stop insulting him and make up with him. There we go you little piece of poo.

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