553 reviews by Sam..
Ys: The Vanished Omens

2014-07-07
From: Sam
Comments: I actually did follow your advice as well. I got a Vita at the beginning of the year and downloaded the Ys 1 and 2 chronicles and completed both. What awesome remakes! Really good music too. I'm playing Ys Oath in Felghana at the moment. It's pretty good, but it will never be as good as the first ones.

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Fucking love this game, niggers!

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Aladdin

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Towel headed arab bastards! Even though their culture oppresses women, I still think theyre stinking rag head cunts

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Niggers

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Quarter Back

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Cunter back!

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Alien 3

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: They say you are what you eat. And I a a sausage man!

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Master Chess

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: The M key doesn't work very well

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Dick Tracy

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck off Liam

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The Ottifants

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Saw that glasses cunt at the train station every day. He liked this game. I think he's a fucking cunt

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Arch Rivals

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Nah, It's a mountain!

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American Pro Football

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Ate something dogy and was sick for like 3 days... liquid shits flying out of my arse!

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Double Dragon 2

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck of Walter

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Gangster Town

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Adam didn't give a shit about smelling my bum. You can tell he doesn't care by just looking at the size of his girlfriend. What a fat sack of shit she is!

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Out Run

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Summer of 2002! Summer of 2002! We set up camp for a few nights and it didn't have a secure perimiter. We found a river that had lenths of tall fencing near it, so we cut it out with bolt cutters and erected a perimiter among the trees further up the hill. 12 slept whilst two kept watch. (2 hour shifts). Nobody got in, but the secure feeling was pretty comforting.

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Gangster Town

2013-04-12
From: Sam
Comments: So there I was in the pub chatting away with the most beautiful Austrian Korean girl... everything was going well, we were having fun, laughing, drinking everything was going great. Then as the evening went on I felt like I needed to let a fart out. It was on the verge of coming out whilst I was talking to said girl, so I assessed the situation. I was standing next to the air conditioner so that would have blown the fart away so she wouldnt smell it... and the music was up pretty loud so I doubt she would hear it if it was to make noise. So I thought, 'alright lets go for it..'... I Farted. The sheer look of dispair on my face would have made an amazing photo for your wall im sure. For right there in the presence of the most beautiful girl in the bar, I had soiled myself. I kept myself fairly calm and collective and excused myself so I could go to the bathroom where I could get a proper assessment of the situation. I was lucky in a way as it wasnt a massive lump of poo, but rather a wet shitty mess. I was pretty happy also in the fact that the poo hasnt seeped through my pants and soiled my jeans... So I took my pants off and threw them in the bin, covering them up with a few layers of toilet paper so they wouldnt be seen. I proceeded to clean my bum up with tissue, then I was good to go. Pulling up my jeans, I exited the bathroom 'commando' style, quickly had a quiet word with Adam (my friend) and told him of my ordeal and to keep it to himself... I also got him to have a quick sniff around my bum area to see if I was good, and apparently I was. I went back to the girl and told her I had a phone call, and I was sorry that I took a while getting back. She bought the whole thing and we carried on drinking together, she was completely oblivious to the fact that this "English gentleman" she was with had just shat his pants in her presence. Totally hooked up with her.

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Lord of the Sword

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Bored of the sword

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Ariel the Little Mermad

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Sturgeon thank God do it. Have some caviar, dear!

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Pit Fighter

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Margaret Thatcher was my favourite Pit Fighter

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Cyborg Hunter

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: I wonder if Reagan and Thatcher ever had sex

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Zillion

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Smash a womans head on a rock!

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Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Donny is still pissed about the turd in the margerine joke at his 17th birthday party. I just came back from his 28th

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American Pro Football

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Rugby is better. Oh, and I took 5 shits in the restaurant in Insadong on Sunday

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Back to the Future 3

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Buford Tannen, you're under arrest for robbing the Pine City Stage. Have you go anything to say?

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Back to the Future 2

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Bet you a million bucks that UCLA wins 19 to 17

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Taz Mania 2

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Fed up because he cant find a poo poo

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Fire and Forget 2

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Giving a fake name is always an option

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Bomber Raid

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: I always liked the Operation Black Buck raids

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Jungle Book

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: So today after I was finished administering a good dicking to my girlfriend I go to the bathroom to clean up like I always do. This time I had to take a dump so I'm about to throw the condom into the toilet to get rid of it when an idea comes to me. I put four fingers into the open end of the condom and stretch it out and hold it up to my hole and crap into the condom. A perfect smooth finely tapered poop. It slides all the way down into the bottom of the condom coming to rest in the pool of ejaculate, and displacing some of it so that it flows up the sides of the turd. Perfect! It fits like a banana in its skin. Then I look at my creation, wondering if anything could possibly be more awesome. Then i clip my toenails and drop them in for good measure. I take the whole thing, hold the opening over the faucet and start filling it with warm water. I'm thinking of all the awesome things I could do with my newly acquired disease balloon. Running all the different scenarios through my head. Trying to select the single most awesome one. "This is going to be epic." I tell myself. I take it off the tap, it's about the size of a softball now. I go to tie it at the end, and I have the bit stretched around my fingers, ready to put the tip through the loop and complete the knot, when it slips out of my grip because the freshly unrolled end was still lubricated. It starts spewing it's payload before it even hits the floor! It lands on my foot, bounces a little and empties itself all over my white socks. My girlfriend, who is still in the bedroom, is startled to hear me yell "FUUUUUCK!" from the bathroom. She then opens the door to check on me and is greeted by the sight of her boyfriend standing in a puddle of $hit stew with a limp condom at his feet. Then she just stares for a moment. Dumbfounded. Like she can't believe what's happening or she doesn't want to believe. There is poo, (you know what) and toenails on the floor. On the walls, the mirror, on me. While her brain tries to make sense of the scene in front of her, I slam the door in her face, which seems to snap her out of the daze. "What the hell!? What the hell did you do!?" she screams, like she's about to cry. I feel regret. Not for what I did, but for what I could have done. It smells now. I dry off with her towel then drop it on the floor covering what part of the mess I can. I put on my cool face and exit the bathroom, gently shutting the door behind me. My girlfriend eyes me, I know she's waiting for an explanation. But I don't think she could handle it. So I walk past her without saying anything. I put on my coat and tell her, "It's getting kind of late. I'm going to head home." She just stares at me with that dumb look on her face. I drop my poo socks in her mailbox and walk home. That was the last time I would hear from her. But I had something better now. A dream. I would make another.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2013-04-01
From: Sam
Comments: Faggot Storers!

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Assault City

2013-03-28
From: Sam
Comments: This is the first time to access alexkidd.com via Android. I just thought I would let you all know how my day went. I woke up pretty early with a hangover (pool league last night). Took a shower and brushed my teeth. Got dressed and went to work. Taught three classes. Had lunch. Watched a Darren Brown show. Messed around on the internet and avoided my coworkers until 4:30. Went home via lotteria to get me some chicken. Ate chicken at jome and watched discovery channel. Watched "The Hunger Games". Took a shit and noticed that there was hair clogging up the drain. Cleaned out the hair to allow water to drain without hindrance. Texted the woman. Cleaned up a bit. Wrote to my black friend on facebook about my upcoming vacation in Hawaii. Took a quick shower. Got into bed.

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Psychic World

2013-03-28
From: Sam
Comments: Gay Brian asked me to go to the gay sauna with him

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Championship Hockey

2013-03-28
From: Sam
Comments: Slash a woman

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Desert Speedtrap

2013-03-27
From: Sam
Comments: Last month the notorious paedophile Peter was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one-man prison vessel posing no further threat to children on Earth. But it was revealed that an 8-year-old boy was also placed on board by mistake and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

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Black Belt

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Push a woman down the stairs~

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Kung Fu Kid

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I like this game a bit.. but I have never finished it. Really should sit down and have a bloody good go on it sometime until I complete it!

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My Hero

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Its hard as fuck. I think I got up to level two once. Cunt bastard nigger!

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Aztec Adventure

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: It's just fucking great so fucking yeah. The bats piss me off though as well as the cunty aforementioned pots.

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The Ninja

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: This used to be so fucking hard back in the day. I only got up to the third level I think. Can fucking complete it now, though! Y'all niggers need to beat this game and watch Kazamaru bend the princess over and bangs her up the arse!

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I'M THE MIRACLE BALL

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Power Strike

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I want this game. Don't have it in my collection. I want a "real" version though... not one of those ugly black and white sleeve ones that were mail ordered. Cunters.

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Missile Defense 3-D

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Wish I picked this one up when I saw it in Gamestation. Faggot storer

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Pro Wrestling

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I played the 2 player option and pinned and fucking beat Michael even though he was kciking my arse throughout the whole bout. Pissflaps!

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Secret Commando

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Fucking alright innit!

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Global Defense

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Everyone screams as a highjacked plane smashes into the World Trade Centre!

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Super Tennis

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I always liked the box art

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Choplifter

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I wish I was really gay. That way I could live out my fanatasy of sucking a dick. Dont want to get arse fucked. Just want to suck a dick!

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Gangster Town

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck you, Helen Kim!

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California Games 2

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I played this and I'm not from California. Disregard the constabulary!

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Olympic Winter Games 1994

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I loved this one! Fuck off all you niggers that didnt like the Luge!

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Robocop Vs. Terminator

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Great fucking game, niggers. I really liked the rocket launcher. Fucking and shioiting everything when you jump off the building and getting into those offices and getting a shit ton of extra lives and all. Then celebrating by putting the game on pause and going outside and kicking the living fuck out of the nearest old lady you find and smashing all her teeth in.

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Forgotten Worlds

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: A push in the place where the poo comes out, can be much fun no doubt, fucking each others dads!

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Basketball Nitemare

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: *Nightmare

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Smurfs

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Les Schtroumpfs Autour Du Monde is probably a better Smurfs game. But this is still fun. Mangle a womans face!

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Chuck Rock

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Throw a fucking rock at a baby!

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Fantasy Zone

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Superiour game! Great little side scrolling shooter. I always prefered the heavy bombs for most of the bosses, and buying all the engines so I get an unlimited 7 way shot. Thats the way it's done, Homos!

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Air Rescue

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I have just realised that this website ddoesn't have a comment board for Aerial Assault. Thats a great fucking game. Air Rescue can blow me. I prefer Choplifter.

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I often massaged my Dad's anal G spot as he played this game. It's alright, don't judge

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Lord of the Sword

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: It's alright. Almost as alright as it feels when I take a shit in a condom, freeze it, and then fuck Peter's dad's arsehole with it!

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Rastan

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: 50. Not bad. Later, nigger haters!

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I miss you all

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Yeah you're right. Turbografx version is superior. I think it was a very common pack in game for the console as well. I still havent finished book 2. Im about half way through I think

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Choplifter

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Thanks for the advice, Peter. I shall go to yoga class to try to gain the flexibility to acheive this. Also, I wasnt to play choplifter and become better at it. Missed you, Petey Boy

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The Ninja

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Wow really? That would make the horse level impossible!

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Doraemon

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: The claim that I am a racist is the biggest lie since the holocaust

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Doraemon

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Well, if the bear is hungry, he'll eat.

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Mirracle Warriors

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: *Miracle

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Arch Rivals

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Sun is setting over Gwanaksan. Fuck off you stupid cunt star!

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Doraemon

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: This isn't even a real SMS game. And fuck you, Peter!

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Ecco the Dolphin

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: First, you must roll the dolphin onto it's side.....

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Alien Storm

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Richard used to have this one!

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Actually, I really like this one! Cunts!

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Lemmings

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: I became a councellor so I could tell rape victims they asked for it.

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Montezumas Revenge

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Alex always had the shit noodles, but Sean always used the little pan. Fuck them both. Especially Sean. Actually, Only Sean. Alex is a pretty nice guy. I once refused to buy a television set from Comet because it looked a bit like Sean. No wonder they went into administration. Cunts!

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Altered Beast

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: No Tyler, you cant come christmas carolling with is. Oh, gonna follow us are you? Well, we just beat you up and left you under the Christmas tree. Sorry mate!

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Out Run

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: It's incredible how we secured the campsite really. Fucking stole large lengths of fencing from down by the river and erected it around the clearing. There was no way those cunts were getting in!

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Asterix

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Joe came along when we set fire to the fucking thing. Was hilarious!

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Doraemon

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Hi Peter!

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Fucking love it. It is definately enough for me to finger my own bum over

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Castle of Illusion

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck of Anthony, you're fat!

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Land of Illusion

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: I first played this game back in 92 or 93 because I borrowed it from two brothers who lived up the road. In return, me and my sister lent them The Lucky Dime Caper. We fucking loved this game and completed it within a few days. The boys we borrowed it from couldnt get past the castle ruins stage. You know, the bit where the screen moves and you have to make it back with the key. Those mugs couldnt even figure out that you throw the key on the button and stand on it to move those two stones that are stacked one on top of the other. Mugs!

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Addams Family

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: I've got this game but I've never played it. Cunt Nigger

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Alien 3

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Again, I have got this but I have never played it. The movie sucks too. I hate pakis!

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Submarine Attack

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Jonny bought me this off ebay! I love Jonny

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Micro Machines

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Jonny and Hayley got me this one for Christmas a couple of years ago. Complete with the poster and everything! Fucking cheers!

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New Zealand Story

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Annoying fucking hot air balloon thing

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Tecmo World Soccer 93

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Probably my favourite football game on the Master System

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Populous

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Got it, never played it. I hate Mexicans

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Columns

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Punch a baby in the face

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Sega Chess

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Smash a woman in the face!

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: 27.99 from Argos in Eastbourne. Cheers mum and dad.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-23
From: Sam
Comments: Can you get most Master System games on the PSP? I'd fucking get one if I can have all my favourite games. I agree on the superior men for this superior system. Niggers tend to have the Atari 2600.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-21
From: Sam
Comments: I fucking love this game, but I have to play the version thats built in to the SMSII because the cart version has button one for jump and button two for punch. That shit is not what I'm used to. Annoying though because the SMSII doesn't have the port for the scart cable like the SMSI has. Pain in the arse! Isn't that annoying, BlueblaDe? You big thundering bollocks! I could always use the RF cable and shit, but I don't want to have the fiddle around with the back of the TV every time I want to play a Master System game. I might just buy a Turncoat SMSII with this game built in as they apparently have a scart port. I know I cant play card games, but who the fuck cares? I have all the card games in cart format too. So yeah, a fucking French SMSII. I think I might just do that. Later, Niggers!

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California Games

2013-03-14
From: Sam
Comments: I was never raped by my father. It was consensual! But when it comes to your father, I certainly put the "sensual" in "non-consensual".

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Prince of Persia

2013-03-14
From: Sam
Comments: Boring!

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Astro Warrior

2013-03-14
From: Sam
Comments: Still haven't got this one. I really ought to get it though!

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California Games

2013-03-12
From: Sam
Comments: You're too ugly to rape so I kicked the shit out of you instead

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Prince of Persia

2013-03-12
From: Sam
Comments: Even though your culture opresses women, you're still a fucking towelhead cunt

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Aztec Adventure

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Marsh Scene is great. I hate the second level because of those stupid cunt pots that fire the blue bullets at you or whatever the fuck they are. Annoying!

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Nah the old man is back in England. I tried the turbografx version downloaded on wii console not too long ago. Liked the cunt because it's got the second chapter and all. Imagine that

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Great Football

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Kid that used to own this one back in the day

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Bomber Raid

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Mum loved playing Sonic back in the day. She couldnt get past the second act of the bridge level. Silly old mummy!

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: I always did like David Carradine.

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Marble Madness

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Just waiting for 4:40pm to roll around. 90 minutes to go.

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Buggy Run

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Peter scares the shit out of me!

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Phantasy Star

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: I never completed it. I remember flying in a rocket to some other planet though. Dunno how far into the game that is

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Sorry Peter :(

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Captain Silver

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: It's alright, isnt it?

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Yeah well I still like this game you bunch of total cunts!

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Aladdin

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Faggot Storer.

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Aztec Adventure

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Cheers Bertie!

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Great Football

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck off Nick!

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Bomber Raid

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: I never played this one with my dad, but I own a copy in fucking cunt suckingly good condition. So fuck you all!

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Ninja Gaiden

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Ninja Faggotden

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Chris, for a start, you're a fag. Secondly, You don't even need to go into the spiked room and swim through it. You just need to use the cane of flight to fly over the section of the floor that opens that drops you into the water in the first place. Then take the ladder in the top right corner of the screen and you won't need to go through the spiked swimming room at all. Just ake sure you have a cane of flight before you start the level. Oh, and some teleport powder too, Fag.

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: I really ought to buy this one!

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Astro Warrior

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Niggers

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Mercs

2013-02-17
From: Sam
Comments: Maybe, maybe not, mate. All I know is that this game here sucks even more dick than I does!

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Ariel the Little Mermad

2013-02-15
From: Sam
Comments: What park? I'd love to see!!

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SpellCaster

2012-08-14
From: Sam
Comments: Whoa, whoa...let's hold on there a minute, babe. Marriage is one thing, but nobody said anything about having kids! And what's with this spell shit? I don't like being manipulated, Lilly. I thought I loved you, but now I just don't know...Do I love you, or is it just some deceitful mind-trick conjured by your precious Dr. Monday? I've got some thinking to do tonight. I honestly don't know when I'll be home. This whole mess is just a punch in the gut. I don't know...

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Rampage

2012-05-04
From: Sam
Comments: He's right, for even at a young age me dad would always comment on how hard I would get as he filled me with his thick, throbbing manhood. Mom would clap with glee watching her "sweet little faggot" enjoy himself so.

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Golden Axe

2011-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: I absolutely LOVED all the super-manly muscle men in this game! But why did they have to put that woman in it, too? Gross! Wanna know a secret? I used to use the controller to press down on me hard knob as I played this game! Sometimes I'd actually spunk.

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Air Rescue

2011-11-30
From: Sam
Comments: Me cock smells of shit...on a good day! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Rating: n/a



Pacmania

2011-08-27
From: Sam
Comments: I wouldn't mess with some of the blokes here, Pickaxe. I had a row meself with Peter years ago and it ended quite badly, it did. I'll spare you most of the details, but suffice it to say that he got on a plane and flew from the States all the way to Blighty and could be found not two hours after landing raping me arse repeatedly. I should mention that I enjoy anal sex and being penetrated by another man specifically, but rape is very much a different matter and I found it all to be rather unpleasant. No reach-around was forthcoming.

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4 Pak All Action

2011-07-14
From: Sam
Comments: No, I'm down to 297, but I regret to inform you that our relationship is at an end. You see, I have contacted one Michelle Bachmann and her former pillow-biter husband and they assure me that I can be cured of the gay if I earnestly seek treatment at their clinic. I don't know what caused you to be a buttfucker, Peter, but my dad sodomized me like there was no tomorrow from childhood on into last Tuesday; that is why I liked my fudge to be packed. But no more, Peter. I will finally be normal, what I used to call a breeder. Will I miss the taste of semen? Sure, but losing that will be a small price to pay for membership into the Kingdom of Heaven and eternal (not to mention, internal, am I right!) salvation. I hope you get the treatment you need, too.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2011-07-14
From: Sam
Comments: That doesn't sound like liberal talk, Peter. For shame.

Rating: n/a



Ultima IV

2011-07-14
From: Sam
Comments: At least you have a mom. I had to be my own mom, at least as far as my dad was concerned. I leave most of the gory details unsaid, but suffice it to say that with my mum's sweet pussy long absent, my dad took any and every opportunity to fill my ass with cock. He was not a small man, either.

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R-Type

2011-04-28
From: Sam
Comments: Everybody shits out poop, but only special people like me also shit out cum.

Rating: n/a



Ace of Aces

2011-04-27
From: Sam
Comments: My commitment to being a poser bitch is undeniably remarkable.

Rating: n/a



Master Chess

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: I've played chess informally for many years; I put the pointiest pieces up me bum while I wank off to pictures of Prince Harry.

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Missile Defense 3-D

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: I hate seeing missiles flying at my face, however, I absolutely LOVE to see penises doing so.

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Gain Ground

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: The only ground I ever gain is the gravel that gets stuck to me knees as I fellate truckers at rest stops. Good times.

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F15

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: Silly Peter...while he's busy giving campaign contributions to Democratic candidates, I'm busy giving cumpaign contributions to twinks' backsides. Which is time better spent?

Rating: n/a



4 Pak All Action

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: I haven't played this game, but I should mention that I once had a 4 Pak myself. For those not up on gay vernacular, a 4 Pak is when you have one guy in your ass and one in your mouth while you give two other guys handjobs. Now, some will tell you that it is also a 4 Pak to take two guys in your ass while giving two other guys handjobs. I disagree because, while you certainly could do such a thing, you would be completely wasting the dick-sucking potential of your mouth. Amateurs...

Rating: n/a



Aladdin

2011-04-25
From: Sam
Comments: Me and me dad used to play genie and the bottle when I was a lad. The bottle was me dad's cock and he'd have me rub it and rub it. No genie ever popped out, but something always would!

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Action Fighter

2011-04-21
From: Sam
Comments: This game is about as difficult for me as my ass was for my dad the first time he stuffed me with his sausage when I was eight. Haven't farted since; gas just leaks out effortlessly.

Rating: n/a



4 Pak All Action

2011-04-20
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck you, Peter! I wish I had more time to rekindle our old rivalry, but I now have a booming career sucking off truck drivers that demands almost all of my attention. I have herpes.

Rating: n/a



Pat Riley Basketbal

2011-04-20
From: Sam
Comments: What's the deal? Riley is a mick name, but ol' Pat looks more like your average greasy dago. Half-breed, I guess.

Rating: n/a



Alien Syndrome

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: What if I cut my penis off...would I be pretty enough for you then, daddy?

Rating: n/a



PitPot

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: I used to play this after my father would touch my no-no places. PitPot was marginally less uncomfortable an experience. At least now I can pass it on to my own children, "it" being molestation.

Rating: n/a



The Ninja

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: When I was a boy I used to think I was special because when I would make fudge in the toilet it would come out with a bit of frosting on it. Later, I was told by various mental health professionals that this "frosting" was actually me dad's spunk that he would nightly deposit in me bum.

Rating: n/a



Sensible Soccer

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: I love footy 'cause it's full of closet fags like me.

Rating: n/a



After Burner

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: Three cheers for Natalie! She'll lick a chaps sack for a quid, but her poor pudendal hygiene results in an odour that will make anyone vomit (which, incidentally, gives her repugnantly putrid snatch a better aroma in the bargain).

Rating: n/a



Championship Hockey

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: Hey, Peter, I had some business cards made up for my self the other day. They say, in short: Sam, Pillow-biter Extraordinaire: Shitting Cum since 1983. I got a ten percent discount because I gave the man at Fedex Kinkos a suckjob.

Rating: n/a



Super Tennis

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: I enjoy any game with balls, but the best ones all involve balls slapping against my chin.

Rating: n/a



Rampage

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: Next time you get scared, Peter, you can try hiding your cock in me arse.

Rating: n/a



Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2008-03-29
From: Sam
Comments: One of the best games in its time.Outstanding

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Mak Kong

2007-01-31
From: Sam
Comments: i noticed you havent posted for a long time.... where u been? haha

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Action Fighter

2007-01-29
From: Sam
Comments: My dogs are probably served up on a plate to be honest... knowing these damned people. Peeeeeeeter! i well missed you

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Mak Kong

2007-01-29
From: Sam
Comments: hope Peter appriciates me resurecting all his voices posts.... because i thought they were great a bit.

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Action Fighter

2007-01-19
From: Sam
Comments: Oi Oi! Ooooiiii! Im back to abuse the boards and to put fingers in myself over certain games! Peter? do you still frequent the board?

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A Turma Da Monica

2006-08-19
From: Sam
Comments: me and my ball bags have had a hectic week... then on my return to home i come onto this site... then i realise...More things to comment in!!! im going to have to be more creative... however, i dont want that darn Mr Wopat draining every last drop of creative juice out of my ball bags! the SWINE!

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Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2006-08-10
From: Sam
Comments: Oh yeah!! i am back!! (kinda) Jeju was so much fun!! How are you Peter?

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Astro Warrior

2006-08-10
From: Sam
Comments: Peter... Check Out My Myspace!! new pictures!! LOVE

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Gangster Town

2006-07-07
From: Sam
Comments: Use the fucking light phaser!

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Out Run 3D

2006-07-05
From: Sam
Comments: Why oh why did i do that??? i really regret it... everytime i go to judo i see her.... eugh, i wish i never shagged her... fat and sweaty.

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Montezumas Revenge

2006-07-05
From: Sam
Comments: Peter when is your birthday?

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Rainbow Islands

2006-07-05
From: Sam
Comments: my sister is always bugging me to get this one

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Out Run 3D

2006-07-05
From: Sam
Comments: But you dont understand!!! her son is also one of my students!!! AHHHH

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Arcade Smash Hits

2006-07-04
From: Sam
Comments: it basically means that i won 3 fights... then lost one then won another one.... to win a bronze :)

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Arcade Smash Hits

2006-07-03
From: Sam
Comments: Peter! just letting you know... i won my first 3 fights at the Hampshire Open! one by submission from an armlock... and two by Ippon throws. I proceeded to lose my semi final bout against a very strong and experienced Italian fighter. I then dropped down into the repacharge final (as i lost in the semis)... and beat a guy with a nice 'pick up' style throw for Ippon... to claim a well earned bronze medal at -73kgs :) .. other notes... my toe held up fine! no problems at all! and also my good friend Matt won a silver in the -66 kgs category.

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Action Fighter

2006-06-29
From: Sam
Comments: Peter... yes i expected a better performance from the USA team... in korea/japan world cup 2002 they did well and reached the quater finals, including beating a strong Portugal team i think. Bit of a shame this time round... that 'donovan' fella is very good i think. And i dont think its illegal to burn a union jack... or at least ive never heard that it is. So its illegal to burn the stars and stripes?... i remember in my old punk band we disfigured a union jack and an american flag, never got told it was illegal though. Meh !!

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Pro Wrestling

2006-06-29
From: Sam
Comments: Yes i would thinkk it would... also another thought... You know when you take a shit and sometimes the water in the toilet splashes your arsehole? It would be fun to experiment to see how high you need to have your arse above the toilet when you take a shit from great heights, without the fear of a soggy ring.

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Astro Warrior

2006-06-29
From: Sam
Comments: ive taken note of a couple of those Amish girls are hot though. they can come and load my timber if they want.

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Phantasy Star

2006-06-29
From: Sam
Comments: buy a farm? haha. anyway, buy a new one!! and more games... INIIITTT!!

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Action Fighter

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Its a bit gay... maybe he should come join in with us instead. And where have i been? i have been to London with my friends.. said i was going for maybe 3 days but ended up staying with her for a week and a half. We partied alot and watched world cup games in pubs :) we watched england v sweden, korea v france, england v ecuador, and korea v switzerland. What have you been doing in my absence Peter?

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Pro Wrestling

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: hmmm... it was just a random thought.

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Pro Wrestling

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: hmmm... it was just a random thought.

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Astro Warrior

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: They cant possibly see it Peter.... its on a website... on the internet... on a computer... Im safe :) they cant come near a computer. :D:D

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Arcade Smash Hits

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Just let you know peter.... My toe is really much better! i shall be fit to fight at the Hampshire Open on sunday the 2nd :D Hurrah for me!

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Out Run

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Hurrah for me and my tiny willy!

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: the Koran girl couldent say 'Eel' in the resteraunt the other day, so she just asked for 'long fish'. hahahHAHA

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Korean*

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Phantasy Star

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Peter... you never actually answered my question several weeks ago. Do you actually play/like/collect master system games?

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Action Fighter

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: Ok guys... heres MY contribution!! - whats red, mangled and hangs from the back of a train? A miss-carrige.

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Action Fighter

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: hmmmm im unsure why posts were deleted... some of mine also. The guy who owns this site hasnt updated it for a long time. Maybe hes dead

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Action Fighter

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: what a fucking nonse!!!! he dosent do shit for ages then destroys unbelivabley funny shit such as 'the voices!!!!' he needs to get priorites straight! (also his sexuality too)

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After Burner

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: Oi Wopat! NO!

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Pro Wrestling

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: Peter.... I know your real name is not Peter, are you actually wopat though?

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Astro Warrior

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitave as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise

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Arcade Smash Hits

2006-06-16
From: Sam
Comments: Peter!!! ive broken my toe :(

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Superman

2006-06-15
From: Sam
Comments: And..... the ippon!

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Penguin Land

2006-06-14
From: Sam
Comments: Eugh.... why the hell did i do that? it was just so discusting... sweaty and fat too.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-09
From: Sam
Comments: same here.. many of the things i say is just for a reaction. So were you the same person as what people dubbed 'the poser' also? and what about the voices rip off 'pondermuffin'??.

Rating:



Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-09
From: Sam
Comments: do you actually like/collect master system games??

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-08
From: Sam
Comments: Youre not that bad afterAll peter. i really mean that. ill write more to you tomorrow and reguesting other voices quotes. im too drunk right now.... heresmy MSN psychotic_2009@hotmail.com add meh. or ill ask more tomorrow. from some of youtr posts i thought u didnt like asians in general....(hense my harshness towards you in the past)). contrary to popular belief... i dont like handjobs,,, but korean girls? oh yes. very nice indeed, i encountered a few in my time in seoul.. talk to you tomorrow peter.

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2006-06-06
From: Sam
Comments: Peter i have just returned from scotland :) hurrah for me... and also yes i reckon that you can be funny at times, so why not be funny all the time? rather than most of the time being a gay bellend.

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Action Fighter

2006-06-06
From: Sam
Comments: I had a good time in edinburgh... even though south korea lost the football game. :( aww ahn joa!

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-02
From: Sam
Comments: and why did u give up on vietnam? oh yes.... you were loseing. Americas like a fucking child 'ohhh im loseing so im not playing anymore' fucking pathetic... you LOST that war.

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Rambo III

2006-06-01
From: Sam
Comments: That is an invalid comment Peter, how can you be better than me in every conceivable way? If im so gay... i suppose im better at sucking dicks than you? you dont think things through enough do you Peter. i can get the ladies better than you (and the men), i could drink you under the table... i could bust you up in a judo contest... just a few things of many that i can do better than you :) maybe at some point we should have a mini olympics of tasks to see whos better! it would be fun too! than afterwards we can have sex with some old ladies and have colostomy bag fights. what do you think?

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Rambo III

2006-06-01
From: Sam
Comments: Lord shin and peter are both wrong. Lord shin.... you are just wrong... end of story. I wont ask peter to explain the voices quotes because i know he is a clever man, and could easily make up some bullshit to fit any quote in question. I am not denying that. so there you go peter. I have noticed indeed that one of the voices quotes has something to do with Korea, but is it a bad thing? do you have a problem with my ancestors?? Oh yes... your american... you hate the east.. because they are the only real threat to your 'power' over the world. especially after your sudden exit from trying to conquer north korea... and indeed vietnam. Failed in both... only partially succeeded. ( i now expect some pro american rant...) but at the end of the day... you got your own way in a portion of each country i mentioned, the intention was to conquer all, but no.... the corrupt western superpower failed. Through ignorance and stupidity. Peter... maybe if you are so clever,,,, be a general, or run for president... be alot more practical and useful than spellchecking people like me online :) love you man xxx

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-01
From: Sam
Comments: i do belive britain won the falklands war. america gave up on the Korean war tho didnt they! dickheads.

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Teddy Boy

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: In Korea.... i have a gameplayer!

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Action Fighter

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: i dont like grouting wall tiles.

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Alien Syndrome

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: i dont have this game... Peter... can you buy it for me?

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American Baseball

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: Sensei... why does baseball suck? oh yeah... its from America. silly me.

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Master Games 1

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: Oh my god.... so upset, my pillows are soaking wet from my tears... the reason im upset is because peter looks at my myspace and finds things to moan at me about... i sure hope he dosent discover the adult pics of his mother being fucked in an alley by a bunch of skinheads

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Maze Hunter 3-D

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: Charizard i choose you

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E-Swat

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: im, dreaming of a white, christmas

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Rambo III

2006-05-28
From: Sam
Comments: Peter, only one person thought it was me, others asked me over MSN where i got it from, and i told them... off a website,. If you are the voices... then why dont you go back to being amusing rather than a uptight wannabe know it all square? just a suggestion.

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Rambo III

2006-05-27
From: Sam
Comments: I posted it to my friend on myspace because it was funny. Not because i passed it off as my own. and i doubt you are the ame person... the voices is amusing, you are pathetic and sad, and have a high priority to point out spelling and grammar mistakes on online forums. I pity you peter.

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Rambo III

2006-05-27
From: Sam
Comments: Poor old peter. I didnt realise that such small things upset you, such as spelling and grammar, it was my bad ... i might have known that you would get upset if you are the voices and i used your saying. That sort of online offence must have pushed you far enough to slash your wrists in fustration. Im truley sorry peter, and i also recommend councelling for this strange obsessive compulsive disorder you seem to have. Also pray tell... why do you look at myspace page again? just curious, If you need a sholder to cry on about people with bad spelling and grammar, give me a call. Ill listen, its Ok its Ok... shhh

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Operation Wolf

2006-05-25
From: Sam
Comments: mi youse ov ingleshe grammur iz fyne peetur. Mi spellyng iz alzo noe problum. This ought to provide some entertainment from everyones favorate walking dictionary.

Rating:



Space Harrier

2006-05-23
From: Sam
Comments: This game is good fun, i havent yet completed it yet though.

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Mortal Kombat 2

2006-05-22
From: sam
Comments: fuck dis game

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-19
From: Sam
Comments: Your the only one that takes it so seriously peter. So your quite right.... i cant argue on your level :) and as a white British person i am superiour to you. ta ta

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Mortal Kombat 2

2006-05-19
From: Sam
Comments: Lol... i love you peter. such a dickhead

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-18
From: Sam
Comments: You dont even notice youre doing it!!!! You too are making me out into something false! It is exactly the same!! and writing long words doesnt make you superiour. You obviously dont have much better to do!! Its quite cute really. But in a way I feel sorry for you.... Stimie... your right! peter, if this is so distressing and emotional for you then why not join an emo band and write a fucking song about it?

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2006-05-18
From: Sam
Comments: were you replying there to my comment peter?

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-17
From: Sam
Comments: I dont know if youve noticed peter.... but what you say to me is more or less what i say to you... about having a shit life. You dont notice these things because you got your face buried in a dictionary all the time. geek. get a life. And... Bae-Yeon.... haha i told you man., comeing on this site is funny isnt it!

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-16
From: Sam
Comments: Here he goes again.... aww its so cute.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-16
From: Sam
Comments: Peter. Im better than you, there is nothing you can do about it. i always win at life.... theres nothing you can do to change than it, just appreciate that i am a superiour being than you... come on, its not that hard to admit is it. Once you admit it then i will forgive you of all these bad things youve said, and continue along the path of righteousness.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-15
From: Sam
Comments: No im right dick shit. Hows your parents? still cooking all your meals for you? Tard. If your so smart then go to university, go to college, get a career. you look pathetic man, seriously. If your as clever as you try and make yourself out to be... then why not apply it into getting a real life?? just a friendly suggestion :)

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-14
From: Sam
Comments: Peter... they call us crackers because in the old days we used to crack whips over them. hilarious eh? teehee, your so easy to wind up.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-13
From: Sam
Comments: You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists. You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists. You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist. I am white. I am proud. But, you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists? Now watch, I'll be a racist for posting this

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After Burner

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: I love Peter, he makes me laugh. Its funny how someone must sit in front of a computer with a dictionary looking up long words in an attempt to appear intellectually superiour. I bet his mum has big nipple bases.

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Missile Defense 3-D

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Im a better Judo player than Peter.

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My Hero

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Nigger, I Hate Your Face, Dont Try And Mess With The Master Race!

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Robocop Vs. Terminator

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: when the Korean says 'Gameplayer' its amusing.

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Quartet

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Peter thinks im ass ugly. He lies, i know im handsome. He is just jealous.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Peter, Im 20 and i am richer than your parents. Want to move in?

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Cyborg Hunter

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: I think Peter should take his arguing skills to a new level. Go and disagree with a bunch of people face to face. lol

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Reggie Jackson Baseball

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: I think ive given Peter enough to play with for one day. Ill be back to see the deperatley upsetting and interlectually superiour remarks and replys tomorrow. see yopu all, love you peterphile.

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After Burner

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: That was so predictable... you clearly do. If your that smart, then why are you still living with your parents? dick shit.

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Missile Defense 3-D

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Oh well, maybe one day you might.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Like ive told you before. I am incredibly succesful. Nevermind eh?

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Blade Eagle 3-D

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: To give you credit peter, this has amused me a little. nice one man.

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Alien Syndrome

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: did you not notice the sarcasm in my message to Stimie? I think you take this all too seriously.... its kinda cute really. Bless you Peter.

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Golden Axe

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Now We can begin the cleansing... if you know what i mean.

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My Hero

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Jesus, Oh, How i Love Ya, How I Love Ya, Jesus!

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Master Games 1

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: When your a clown... Nobody Takes you seriously!

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: As i was in Seoul one time... and this fellow turned to me and said 'Do you have change for the phone?' i replyed... 'Darling you dont need to change for the phone!' (korean small)

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: What an enourmous ippon! Uchi mata, Countered brilliantly with Ura Nage! fucking have some of that!

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Mirracle Warriors

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I had to start this game again cos i kept killing merchants and taking their gold.! muahaha

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: This game was almost as crap as getting head of that Amy.

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After Burner

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: This game is in terminator 2 judgement day. but that might be the genesis version. i hate browns

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Maze Hunter 3-D

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: The jews are foolish men. All

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Alien Syndrome

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Everyone loves me. im so much better looking than peter.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Uhhh Ohh Uhh!! My nipples are so tender dont squeeze them any more!!

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I reckon Stimie is better than peter.

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Im The Miracle Ball

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American Baseball

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: and he whips him over with a powerful tai otoshi. he really is something.

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Penis. Penis. Penis.

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Bank Panic

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Nazi Properganda!?? you better belive it! (waits for Peter to point out the spelling mistake)

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Battle Out Run

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: i want to rape a 4 year old.

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Global Defense

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: September the 11th Was Funny

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Olympic Gold

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I was never very good at the pole vault.

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Operation Wolf

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: The Jews Like to rip off all people but their own kind. thus i think they should be eradicated. Hitler was right.

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Montezumas Revenge

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: We all know why we are here, and i belive we all know what needs to be done. But i think its best we dont talk out loud about it, untill we have most of them on the trains and heading to the camps.

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Out Run

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: JUDEN!

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Out Run Europa

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Emo sucks

Rating:



Out Run 3D

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: the other day i thought i had shat myself during sex, but it was allright. it was a false alarm.

Rating:



Paperboy

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I love my mum.

Rating:



Parlour Games

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Gay Parlours!!! wayne haffenden!

Rating:



Penguin Land

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: My sister keeps asking me to get this, and rainbow islands. Why ? why? i bet she likes it.

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Phantasy Star

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: me and mike played this solidly a few months back and got really far... we havent done anything else with it since, we really should, the fat sweaty trucker. i cut his head open last saturday , it was very funny.

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PitPot

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I have no idea about this game. But i bet if i play it id want to lick a twat of 5 years.

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Power Strike

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Kiga tsh tsh tsh, Koga tsh tsh tsh

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Predator 2

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: John_ron2002! me and richard are clearly a better group of 2 than john and ron! plus weve egged the fuck out of johns!

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Prince of Persia

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: The only reason we egged rons house is because his name rhymes with john.

Rating:



Black Belt

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Black Belt Me! Black Belt me! champion me! i bet i can ippon seoi nage peter thru the floor.

Rating:



Blade Eagle 3-D

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I reckon Kiera has got big nipple bases, Richard think her cunt stinks... Cast your votes people!

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Bomber Raid

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Boom!

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Alien Syndrome

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: sigh.... its not easy being this pretty, its a burden.

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Bank Panic

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Says Peter, having time to go through all my comments and commenting ones that seem to have something to do with him. youre not that smart really.

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Blade Eagle 3-D

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: My music taste rules. |Ive already asked kiera.... she refused to answer me.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-08
From: Sam
Comments: Peter, your the one who wanted to go donut digging with her. Ha Stimie, yes youre right, old ladies do need a good shafting.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-07
From: Sam
Comments: Peter never came to my party. its an unfortunate occurance... he missed his chance with Lois. Jono fucked her. I fucked the girl who i didnt know who works in the supermarket.. Fun times, fun times. What a 20th.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-07
From: Sam
Comments: Stimie never came either. But ethniclly the party was clwan. it is all good.

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Final Bubble Bobble

2006-04-04
From: Sam
Comments: Standing in the lane way, waiting for the scum, smash their yellow faces, kick their yellow bums, when they scream for mercy, we will show none! skin-head skin-head till the job is done!

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: On thursday the 6th April. Me and Lois are having a party. Peter is invited.

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Action Fighter

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: Goodness me! the Korean girl fucks like a nymphomaniac on death row!

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: Youre welcome Peter, im sure you wont need to get her drunk, she loves taking it up the wrong-un.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: sure you can Stimie

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Scramble Spirits

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: fuck me son! i wrote the last post on this board in 2004! FUCKING HELL NIGEL!

Rating:



Astro Warrior

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: alive.... i like to stop children from being alive... A BABYS PELVIS

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Marble Madness

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: my sister bought me this. A FAT BABY'S NUTSACK!

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Global Defense

2006-03-28
From: Sam
Comments: Really peter? i took your name? or am i also you? or indeed are you the only person on this board arguing with yourself over made up situtions because you are bored living with your parents at your age.? hmmmm

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2006-02-21
From: Sam
Comments: I fucking hate black people

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Captain Silver

2006-02-21
From: Sam
Comments: Jews, Blacks, Muslims And Browns... These Are The Things That Make Sam Frown!

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Aztec Adventure

2006-02-13
From: Sam
Comments: Hando.. Gooks down the railway hotel.

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Alien Syndrome

2006-02-13
From: Sam
Comments: When he starts his sniveling and pleading for his life.... tell him that your only sorry you missed his kids and wife

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-02-13
From: Sam
Comments: and thats an attempted foot-sweep, and a Tai Otoshi... a stronger attack one of Sam's favorates... Oh! and what a devastateing finish!! he set him up beautiful right Uchi-Mata... then just as his opponent thinks he's ridden it, He hit him with a left-footed Tomoe-Nage

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Action Fighter

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: Im glad somewhere somebody feels good abut themselves.

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Cloud Master

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: MY GOODNESS ME, He has just thrown him for ippon in the semi-final.... with a beautiful Morote-seoi-nage!!! hey wait... One handed... Its one handed!!!! fantastic stuff, goodness me i dont think ive ever seen a technique like it...

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Out Run 3D

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: pure apple juice

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Robocop 3

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: Cos im slim santa yes im the real cringle, all you fly girls like my balls cos they jingle... so wont the real slim santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up, Cos im slim santa yes im the saint Nick, so all you other fat santas can suck my fat dick!

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: I think thats enough posts for you kids to play with... have fun boys... play nice! goodnight!

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Mirracle Warriors

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: PC!

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Columns

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Hitler was the greatest leader this world has ever seen

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Hang On (Card)

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Ive just been down the pub with Richard and Kiera. Wehad a great time.

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Battle Out Run

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Beautiful Koreans

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Master Games 1

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Niggers

Rating:



Astro Warrior

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Tasty Chinese

Rating:



Arcade Smash Hits

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: i remember onc when i was a child, me and anthony were plaing on the beach... much to our horror.... when we returned from a swim in the sea... two boys were sitting in the hole we dug.... and one said to the other in a discusting northern accent... "its quite warm isnt it ben". Fucking dickheads... if i saw them now id smash them up

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Operation Wolf

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Thai.... ai!

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: penises small

Rating:



Choplifter

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: I borrowed this of Sean and never gave it back.... what a loser

Rating:



Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2005-12-27
From: Sam
Comments: No one gives a fuck about you or your fucking game gear

Rating:



Golden Axe

2005-12-25
From: Sam
Comments: Töten sie die Juden. Wir können nicht stillstehen bis sie alle tot sind.

Rating:



Action Fighter

2005-12-25
From: Sam
Comments: Es ist Zeit für Rache!

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My Hero

2005-12-25
From: Sam
Comments: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

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Super Tennis

2005-12-25
From: Sam
Comments: aww... come on guys... we are so close to my final soloution!

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Sensible Soccer

2005-12-12
From: Sam
Comments: again, step kick kick leap kick touch again, step kick kick leap kick touch again, step kick kick leap kick touch again, step kick kick leap kick touch. Right. that connects with turn turn out in jump step, step kick kick leap kick touch. Got it? going on and turn turn touch down back step, 5,6,7,8.. turn turn touch down back step, 5,6,7,8 turn turn touch down back step, Pivot step walk walk walk. The last part is: Pivot step walk walk walk. Reveiwing from the last turn 5,6,7,8 turn turn touch down back step, Pivot step walk walk walk. Right, now lets do the whole combination... faceing away from the mirror.. From the top a 5,6,7,8! -band kicks in everyone starts to dance-

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After Burner

2005-12-06
From: Sam
Comments: Ha!!!! i so love this site. you guys are such fun!

Rating:



Sensible Soccer

2005-12-06
From: Sam
Comments: 1977

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Olympic Gold

2005-12-06
From: Sam
Comments: again, step kick kick leap kick touch again, step kick kick leap kick touch again, step kick kick leap kick touch again, step kick kick leap kick touch. Right. that connects with turn turn out in jump step, step kick kick leap kick touch. Got it? going on and turn turn touch down back step, 5,6,7,8.. turn turn touch down back step, 5,6,7,8 turn turn touch down back step, Pivot step walk walk walk. The last part is: Pivot step walk walk walk. Reveiwing from the last turn 5,6,7,8 turn turn touch down back step, Pivot step walk walk walk. Right, now lets do the whole combination... faceing away from the mirror.. From the top a 5,6,7,8! -band kicks in everyone starts to dance-

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Marble Madness

2005-12-06
From: Sam
Comments: My favorate game

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Marble Madness

2005-12-03
From: Sam
Comments: Oh look, its the american know it all. you dont know me you filthy chunk of scum

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After Burner

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: haha lets all think were clever and make up peoples existances. this will be fun.... ! what joy. what happiness! For your information.., 5 days a week i have my career, which for some parts of a day i work in an office..., also i have a computer back here at my house. I have a great life... you whores!!! so why are you giving me hassle? i dont come through McDonalds drive thru whilest you are working and trouble you.

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Phantasy Star

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Aha! Barber-San. how are you? lol.

Rating:



Altered Beast

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Fuhrer, Fuhrer, we'll unite, this time i know we'll get it right

Rating:



Aztec Adventure

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Fourth Reich Fighting Men, Thats Who We Are!

Rating:



Battle Out Run

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: And they will come....WE'LL CRUSH THE SCUM!

Rating:



Robocop Vs. Terminator

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: No Niggers, No Dogs, No Jews

Rating:



Penguin Land

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Eins Zwei Drei, count with me John? ... Ok... Ok this is the master race!!???

Rating:



F-16 Fighting Falcon

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: run nigger nigger, run nigger nigger, run nigger nigger oh you cant hide

Rating:



Action Fighter

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Koreans!!!! Koreans in all their variety and style!!! So many Koreans so little time. Koreans!!!!!

Rating:



Psycho Fox

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Skin-head Skin-head running through the night!!! making lots of trouble... Starting lots of fights!!!

Rating:



Bank Panic

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: OH FATHERLAND FATHER LAND, SHOW US THE SIGN, YOUR CHILDREN HAVE WAITED TO SEE! THE MORNING WILL COME WHEN THE WORLD IS MINE, TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME!!!

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Marble Madness

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Park Ji-Sung is hot

Rating:



Global Defense

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: I really do feel sorry for americans... they have no idea.

Rating:



Global Defense

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: As succesful your country may be... the arrogance and corruption gets the better of you

Rating:



Action Fighter

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: why is it a rip-off?

Rating:



After Burner

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: thats right, use my sayings against me..., dumb shit

Rating:



Aztec Adventure

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Were living in the sewer but were gonna go far!

Rating:



Rampage

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Oh im so left wing and politically correct. Fuck you .... go along with the fucking abbo

Rating:



Psycho Fox

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: for your information.... There are no niggers around here where im from.

Rating:



Marble Madness

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: who said i as a guy?

Rating:



Bram Stokers Dracula

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: My Father always loved the film

Rating:



Fantasy Zone

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: I have so many master system games.... But i dont have this title, although i used to, i would love to have it again. (pauses for a moment while left wing wankers swarm over)

Rating:



Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Being serious for a moment... i do remember buying this game years ago... and i also remember it being so damn easy and completeing it within 24 hours of buying it. bit of a disapointment. Oh well, it might be entertaining too see what the Politically Correct faggots say about this!!!! hehehe

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Astro Warrior

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: I really need to get this, for some reason i really like the boxes with the very simple box art... this is mainly with games made between 1986 and 1988. Oh yes.

Rating:



Rescue Mission

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: Oh my dear GOD! this game is good, however im not as good as my 'slope eye' on this. Oh well great title. Sexuallllll. mmm *creams*

Rating:



Quartet

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: haha! picket this one up today for a small price! i do enjoy it so far ... mmmmm uhhh climaxingly good

Rating:



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: CELEBRATING MY 300th POINTLESS AND ANNOYING POST!!!!! HAHAHA! COUNT THEM ALL PEOPLE... COUNT THEM ALL! 300 SICK, TWISTED, DELUSIONAL, FAR RIGHT WING ... YET GENIUS POSTS!!! *TAKES A BOW* aha!

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: As i am now into my 300's with regard to my posts... i see this as a special occasion. All of you can now try and intimidate and try and act intellectually superiour to me over email! or even MSN!!!! how good is that???? My address is psychotic_2009@hotmail.com i am actually being serious.... this is my real email address.

Rating:



Mortal Kombat 2

2005-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: My Lovely Lady Lumps

Rating:



After Burner

2005-12-01
From: Sam
Comments: Ahhhh! Hes done it!! Ippon!

Rating:



After Burner

2005-12-01
From: Sam
Comments: Actually. the reason why i didnt post over the weekend is that contrary to the majority here i have a life outside the internet, therefore have shiznit to do. Unlike you internet geeks,....... You sad cunts!

Rating:



Final Bubble Bobble

2005-12-01
From: Sam
Comments: aha! hes pretending to be Kim Jung Il!!! Long live Kim Jung Il!!!!

Rating:



Rambo: First Blood Part II

2005-11-25
From: Sam
Comments: Im looking forward to America getting wolloped by the koreans and the chinese.

Rating:



Rambo III

2005-11-25
From: Sam
Comments: i have 3 inches poser? how would you know??? FAGGOT!

Rating:



Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

2005-11-25
From: Sam
Comments: Bruce is sexy. OH BRUCE!

Rating:



The Ninja

2005-11-25
From: Sam
Comments: This is a fucking great game. its better than space harrier and action fighter....

Rating:



Enduro Racer

2005-11-25
From: Sam
Comments: Ha!

Rating:



Rambo III

2005-11-24
From: Sam
Comments: Laura.. im the right wing politically incorrect bastard!!!! everyone in here hates me! ha! but thanks though. :)

Rating:



Phantasy Star

2005-11-24
From: Sam
Comments: Shut your mouth you left wing piece of shit

Rating:



Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: AII the noble cultures of the past declined because the purity and vigor of the originally created race faded out. They were compromised by the seed of lesser races who were attracted to the work of the superior men. The undeniable reason for their decline was then due to a kind of racial blood poisoning. Racial blood must, then, be preserved in its purity at all costs.

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Phantasy Star

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: AII the noble cultures of the past declined because the purity and vigor of the originally created race faded out. They were compromised by the seed of lesser races who were attracted to the work of the superior men. The undeniable reason for their decline was then due to a kind of racial blood poisoning. Racial blood must, then, be preserved in its purity at all costs.

Rating:



Rambo III

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: what the fuck??? haha! Everybody has aids. aids aids aids aids aids aids!!!

Rating:



Rastan

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: MY GOD THE BOX ART!!!! gotta get this

Rating:



Speedball 2

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: This game has a pink label on the cart. How homo-erotic!

Rating:



Dynamite Dux

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: mmmm. Yellows

Rating:



Out Run 3D

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: ha! i bought this game for next to nothing when i already had a copy. Then sold it to an American for $80 .... im such a sexy seller

Rating:



Shanghai

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: the Shanghai kid... chong wan!

Rating:



Kung Fu Kid

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: my load has rained down once again

Rating:



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: Yeah thats right. Im back for good you Politically Correct uptight little faggots!

Rating:



Rambo III

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: Laura.... yes. Him and george are bum buddies

Rating:



Rambo III

2005-11-23
From: Sam
Comments: Laura... i do belive that the genuine Peter isnt at work here, i admit the real Peter was a bit of a goon a times but he was allright. More work of the poser i do not doubt.

Rating:



Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2005-11-17
From: Sam
Comments: Matt. I i want to abuse your bottom.

Rating:



PitPot

2005-11-17
From: Sam
Comments: Long Live Kim Jung Il!!!

Rating:



Aztec Adventure

2005-11-16
From: Sam
Comments: Oh Yes, Mind stretched too much you see, Mind stretched from fantasising over your father in open crotch pants.

Rating:



Action Fighter

2005-11-15
From: Sam
Comments: i got my 1st dan in judo, i also got my pink belt in hanging around in gentlemans lavatories

Rating:



Vigilante

2005-11-15
From: Sam
Comments: ive got this now, How arousing

Rating:



Aztec Adventure

2005-11-15
From: Sam
Comments: Weak, yes im weak, my stamina drained from humping your little sister.

Rating:



Action Fighter

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: Dumped him for ippon in the final.

Rating:



Kings Quest

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: the parker brothers make some pretty shit games. I do wonder if theyre into incest. Brother Fuckers

Rating:



Quartet

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: i like the box art.... better get this title.

Rating:



Terminator

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: i think this would be better if yopu can throw aborted fetuses rather than grenades.

Rating:



Indiana Jones

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: The Breath of God, only the penitant man will pass...

Rating:



Indiana Jones

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: The Word of God, Proceed in the footsteps of the Lord, The name of God.... Jehovah. (in Latin Jehovah begins with an 'I')

Rating:



Indiana Jones

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: The Path of God, Only in a leap from the Lion's Head, will he prove his worth.

Rating:



Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: Turns in, Sode Tsuri Komi Goshi, Ah! change of Direction to the Kata Guruma and rotates him onto his back, Huge Ippon there

Rating:



Out Run Europa

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: Oh so quick with the Kata Guruma!

Rating:



Olympic Gold

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: Pity they dont have Judo on this though :(

Rating:



Pro Wrestling

2005-11-11
From: Sam
Comments: the current champion, being held in Kami Shiho Gatame, Secures the ippon. great stuff.

Rating:



World Grand Prix

2005-11-09
From: Sam
Comments: whats the point of being sensible and clean and politically correct? just so fucking boring, Jesus baby eating christ Jimmy, lighten up

Rating:



American Baseball

2005-11-09
From: Sam
Comments: Like ive said on numerous occasions.... i dont come here to impress or entertain cyber geeks. If anything you are entertaining me by betting so uptight and effected by it.

Rating:



Power Strike

2005-11-09
From: Sam
Comments: I want to get this game ..... it looks fun

Rating:



American Baseball

2005-11-09
From: Sam
Comments: Who is sarah?

Rating:



Action Fighter

2005-11-09
From: Sam
Comments: ahhh, Morote Seoi Nage, What a fantastic Ippon.

Rating:



Rescue Mission

2005-11-09
From: Sam
Comments: Tai otoshi.... UCHI MATA!!! oh he did well to avoid that...now this is where hes dangerous hes locked in for the Shime-Waza.... hes got it hes leaning back... and there it is the submission!!! ... Ippon!!

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World Grand Prix

2005-11-08
From: Sam
Comments: I never said i wasnt british,... Im just not proud of it anymore. As for the rude comments... They havent gone.. OH NO! just thought id post comments that actually have a point behind them!.... i can see you are capeable of writing as much senceless crap as i am!!! and its all good, i find it amusing. unlike most of the boring fraggles here. As for Jimmy, you can go suck on your dead Nan's decomposing clitoris

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My Hero

2005-11-08
From: Sam
Comments: Oh fuck it i tryd being nice for one day.... I LOVED MY HERO SO MUCH IM GOING TO RAM IT UP MY ANUS AND SHIT ALL OVER IT!!!! THEN RUB IT ALL OVER MY NIPPLES! God, most of you people are twats

Rating:



Marble Madness

2005-11-08
From: Sam
Comments: Ha! i got this game this weekend also!!!! i like it! Hail Aids! Hail Aids!

Rating:



Aztec Adventure

2005-11-08
From: Sam
Comments: I love this game so much! Ohhh¬!

Rating:



Golden Axe Warrior

2005-11-08
From: Sam
Comments: plays allright Y's is better

Rating:



Ys: The Vanished Omens

2005-11-08
From: Sam
Comments: YEAH!!!!!! ONE OF MY FAVORATES!

Rating:



World Grand Prix

2005-11-08
From: Sam
Comments: I am not a full Brit, Himmy. However i am ashamed of the british heritage yes, Im not an idiot either. so suck my nuts.

Rating:



Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2005-11-07
From: Sam
Comments: yes of course you have been. my mistake. ha

Rating:



My Hero

2005-11-07
From: Sam
Comments: I got this game yesterday. I like it (clean and politically correct enough for you?)

Rating:



World Grand Prix

2005-11-07
From: Sam
Comments: What i do not understand about this game is that on the flag on the box cover, the first thing i find odd is that the squares appear to be falling off the flag... also, if one looks closely it is apparent that there is one extra square. There is an empty space on the flag where 2 vertical rows of black squares have fallen off. Each vertical row has space enough for three black squares,...there is two vertical rows of black squares missing off the flag.... BUT THERE IS SEVEN BLACK SQUARES FALLING OFF!!! WHY???? WHY???? WHY????

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2005-11-04
From: Sam
Comments: no, i guess you dont win. Simply because the people might read this website dont care! youre the only one that care. However, if they did... it wouldent matter, because the amount of people who look on this site are the tiniest drop in the ocean with regards to all the people in the world. How small minded of you,the world is alot bigger than www.alexkidd.com

Rating:



Chuck Rock

2005-11-04
From: Sam
Comments: You are so blatently the poser mr 'man o many aliases'

Rating:



Sagaia [Darius 2]

2005-11-04
From: Sam
Comments: No, i can do science me

Rating:



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-11-03
From: Sam
Comments: Your are not the supreme justice. Ill write what i want and say what i want, when i want. Whether or not its funny or not is irrelavent. who the fuck wants to be a boring geeky gamer? rather be a cuntish gamer. Thank you.

Rating:



Chuck Rock

2005-11-03
From: Sam
Comments: Chuck rock.... UP MY ARSE!!! i hope i havent upset the delicate little pansies in this room by saying ARSE! im sorry children

Rating:



Sagaia [Darius 2]

2005-11-03
From: Sam
Comments: I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE!

Rating:



Zaxxon 3-D

2005-11-03
From: Sam
Comments: oh no, im unpopular with the kiddies here. It reminds me of the incident when my trousers fell open in a nursery!

Rating:



Chuck Rock

2005-11-03
From: Sam
Comments: I think Princes Charles is hot!

Rating:



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-11-02
From: Sam
Comments: Yes, i admit i can be a cunt on here.... but so what? I dont use other people's names.

Rating:



Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-10-31
From: Sam
Comments: Billy, Ah, But so does many other people. in fact... im the only one who has 1 alias. i wouldent be suprised if youre the so called poser as you have many. So that many other people may be one person. You. so your just as likely to be him... if not more. Gayness

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Gangster Town

2005-10-28
From: Sam
Comments: yeah yeah faggot arnt i? how original. go and crawl away and die somewhere. I also wish painful cancers and death on your parents.

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Global Defense

2005-10-28
From: Sam
Comments: i make alot of real people happy, your an arrogant twat, all you are to me is words on a screen, so why should i feel its my duty to entertain you?

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Gangster Town

2005-10-28
From: Sam
Comments: So why are you wasteing your precious time moaning at me for it??? God, americans are thick

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Global Defense

2005-10-28
From: Sam
Comments: becuase i like sega master system..., Duh.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-10-28
From: Sam
Comments: I think 'Mark' 'Jack' 'Zac' are all the same person. also i belive that the person responsible is the poser. They think they are so clever. but i have noticed a certain pattern......

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Shanghai

2005-10-28
From: Sam
Comments: I ont give a fuck about you or your car

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Battle Out Run

2005-10-28
From: Sam
Comments: haha haha number twos

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PitPot

2005-10-28
From: Sam
Comments: Kim Jung Il forever!

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Gangster Town

2005-10-27
From: Sam
Comments: Ill write what i want you dont have to read it. so its your problem

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Global Defense

2005-10-27
From: Sam
Comments: i dont try so fucking hard, Whats it gotta do with you. I Like master system games, yet ill still say shit, why be sensible and nice? im a nice enough person.... i just 'spice' my reviews up a bit. Its called having a joke. get over it.

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Global Defense

2005-10-27
From: Sam
Comments: It is funny!!!! i would love to argue more... but im getting a bit aroused over global defence..., im going ram it into my rectum.

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Gangster Town

2005-10-27
From: Sam
Comments: no...the fact that you have a pineapple shoved up your arse is your problem

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-10-26
From: Sam
Comments: Busta/Zac..... Youre probably the same person, and also blameing me for whats happened to Peter to cover up the fact that it was you. you sad fuck/s.

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Global Defense

2005-10-26
From: Sam
Comments: I dont need to look clever, i just think your a cunt.... DIE

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Gangster Town

2005-10-26
From: Sam
Comments: I have my fun being an immature cunt most of the time on here Zac, Thats all that matters.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-10-26
From: Sam
Comments: Matthew, How old are you?

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Global Defense

2005-10-25
From: Sam
Comments: From: Lurker (more) Comments: You look foolish. And you look like a cunt.... go and kill yourself.

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Gangster Town

2005-10-25
From: Sam
Comments: That comment wasnt me.... yes im a cunt and like to piss people off with my views,...... but no, im not imitating others.

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Gangster Town

2005-10-24
From: Sam
Comments: i wanted this game for ages, dont knowwhy i just did. I have it now and its allright, if i could stretch my dick enough id roll my foreskin over the cart so i would have a rectuangular bell end

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Hook

2005-10-24
From: Sam
Comments: oh shit, i think ive made a mess in my trousers

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Lord of the Sword

2005-10-24
From: Sam
Comments: Bored of the sword

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Lord of the Sword

2005-10-24
From: Sam
Comments: getting severley fucked off with the sword

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Operation Wolf

2005-10-24
From: Sam
Comments: i want to suck Chris Wopat's cock mmm.

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Operation Wolf

2005-10-24
From: Sam
Comments: tell you what babe, comeround now and ill give good head

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Operation Wolf

2005-10-24
From: Sam
Comments: Ok sexy ill see you soon

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Aztec Adventure

2005-10-24
From: Sam
Comments: I got a bit of an aching jaw from sucking off Mr Wopat.... but as he rimmed me i was playing this game is fucking good, i had to get the screenwash out becuase when i came i shot all over the tv screen

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Global Defense

2005-10-23
From: Sam
Comments: Yes... alot of thins i write contadicts itself elsewhere... for the simple reason, i do it for a reaction, for fun... (as you may have noticed, i have a somewhat twisted sence of humour) Ill tell you my veiws straight without adding in the racist hatred or bigoty or other things designed just to piss people off..... I dont condone what happened on september 11th, but in some respects i thought it was a good thing... purely because of the impact it had on America, not people dying. although if osama bin laden can plan and carry out such deeds he could have done the world and the american people a favour and blow up the whitehouse eliminating your 'President'. Would you agree that that would be good? if somehow Mr Bush was murdered? My veiws is that he deserves his place in hell along with Stalin, Hitler, Bin Laden and all the rest of the evil doers. I think you are confused about what i wrote about 'massacreing' people... i dont condone the loss of innocent life... please understand i just think its good that someone had the balls to give a big 'Fuck You' to America after all the shit theyve caused in the world and really give a shock to the system, even though in a way Violence does begit violence... as after that George Bush declared his so-called war on terrorism, which he is doing in all the wrong ways, i think his wars have killed more innocent lives that were killed in all terrorism acts. The world will be sick of him, and Tony Blair... his loyal lapdog.. the world's righteous anger will soon destoy him. I belive that he will seal the fate of hundreds of thousands, possibly millions when he sets foot on Korean soil. Terrorism, It just maybe lets America know that theyre not the biggest 'super power' The fat heads in the whitehouse still belive they are the most powerful people in the world, the Vietnamese beat them, in Korea... when the Chinese got involved America shat a brick!. Maybe thats why they bully smaller countries for their oil... because they know they can win, and the small country isnt allied with a larger more powerful nation. But its ok, i can understand why you are angry at me or disagree with my views, im not 'putting you all in the same bag' when i see this but it seems to me that Americans dont seem to see how much bad their government is doing in the world, becuase they dont have an outside view. Nearly all wars America has fought has been unjust, or simply has a hidden reason why they want to fuck them over. Iraq was clearly for the Oil, for example.

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Global Defense

2005-10-21
From: Sam
Comments: What the fuck are you talking about? Ahhh youre such a typical American. If you dont like what i say then dont talk to me! its as simple as that, you were criticizing my veiws so of course im going to spout out this 'Nonsense' as you call it. So no, Fuck you, yank scum, if you dont like what i fucking write about your scum hole terrorist organisation of a country then dont provoke me into writing more. And also with regards to 'putting all americans in the same bag' as you think youre so clever using past quotes... you will also note that they 'have some respect from me' the percentage that didnt vote for that facist turd... I didnt say i LIKED them Peado.. i just sed they have a bit of respect. And who told you all these long words? Mommy? Daddy? or have you been sitting there with a dictionary for the last half an hour? I have respect for the men who did the Okhlahoma bombings.... but i still dont like them just the same as Mr bin laden... in which i belive that it was wrong to massacre innocent lives (even thought i dispise Americans.... its just the ame as you massacreing innocent afghans)... yet i was so happy that someone just kicked back at America, hasnt happened since Vietnam really (now that was a funny afair wasnt it? hehe). Your problem is that you cant accept the fact that everyone has opinions.... and my opinion is the same as the majority of the world.... America is evil, Corrupt and thinks it has the right to police the world. You just dont see this as you stupid fat heads are too damn arrogant and up yourselves. One day the world will have enough, and blow your ignorant power crazy asses of the face of our planet.

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Global Defense

2005-10-20
From: Sam
Comments: yes... just the same as you. You think its evil for people to do that to you, however... its not evil to kill thousands of innocent iraqi's, vietnamese, afghan and korean people.... OH NO, if its the united states killing them then its all 'okey dokey' You make me sick. More innocent afghans met their deaths in your little temper tantrum on afghanistan that died on september 11th 2001. Get over it.... he got one up on you.

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Global Defense

2005-10-20
From: Sam
Comments: No. you got it in one. I dont care about all human life... i Regard americans as scum. Scum of this earth. far to much innocent blood has been spilt over the years from your country's evil. And before you say 'its not allamericans blah blah.... i dont give a shit, you voted Bush back in so it is your fault. I disregard americans as 'human' life. You dont give a shit, so why the fuck should i care about your weak shitty uncultured race?

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2005-10-20
From: Sam
Comments: Pedro's mum fucks his arsehole with her long clitoris

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Global Defense

2005-10-19
From: Sam
Comments: Ignorance??? Im not ignorant... i Just look at it from the rest of the worlds point of view rather than you fat burger munching yanks.... We thought it was rather funny. You deserved it and had it comeing for a long time.

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Dynamite Dux

2005-10-19
From: Sam
Comments: This IS the Master Race

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Superman

2005-10-19
From: Sam
Comments: This game is Ok, Lets dig up Christopher Reeve and violate his corpse.

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Global Defense

2005-10-18
From: Sam
Comments: This game is Allright.... I LOVE the opening when a bomb hits the twin towers. HAHA!!!

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Dynamite Dux

2005-10-18
From: Sam
Comments: Nigger, I Hate Your Face, Dont Try To Mess, With The Master Race

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2005-10-17
From: Sam
Comments: well blast me in the arse.

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Great Football

2005-10-11
From: Sam
Comments: Who the fuck said i was British? I just wanted football called by its traditional name, other countries still call it football to. not just you, ya bunch of burger eating trigger happy cunts. America hasnt 'replaced' anyone in the world. all its done is declared war on small countries and got a reputation for itself. There are plenty of likely circumstances that might arise in the next decade that would blow america of the face of this Earth. If you couldent beat the Vietnamese then theres many other countrys who would chew you up, and spit you out. Your just so confident because you win wars. But the wars you win are the same as me going out and picking fights with a 4 year old! of course im going to win. I wouldent be so nasty to the Brits and the Russians though, if it wasnt for them you wouldent have won the world war 2.

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Great Football

2005-10-10
From: Sam
Comments: hey, ali baba, you towel head. I Hate Nigers!!!! allright?

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GP Rider

2005-10-10
From: Sam
Comments: Huong Mai Hien bought be this game.... in well nice condition, practically perfect. Uhhh! ive climaxed.

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Alien Syndrome

2005-10-10
From: Sam
Comments: I think this game is called 'Alien Syndrome' to be politically correct. In fact a more accurate name might be 'Downs Syndrome' as these aliens look alot like fucking saggy faced downs syndrome kids.

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Great Football

2005-10-10
From: Sam
Comments: Yes ali i actually agree with you there. Americans are a bunch of dumb fucks. I hate america its a shithole

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2005-10-09
From: Sam
Comments: I actually sat down today and properly played this. ... Michael Jackson, Beating up blokes in order to get at the little girls. What kind of sick game is this?

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Black Belt

2005-10-06
From: Sam
Comments: I need to errrr, do my err.... Theeeorie!! (all in a french accent)

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Great Baseball

2005-10-04
From: Sam
Comments: i hate baseball

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Great Volleyball

2005-10-04
From: Sam
Comments: i want this game, because of the picture on the front. cunt

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RC Grand Prix

2005-10-04
From: Sam
Comments: I hate that fat fucking smug cunt from the bootsale. what a fucking wanker.

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Great Baseball

2005-10-04
From: Sam
Comments: just kidding! I love baseball! especially the tightends!

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Great Volleyball

2005-10-04
From: Sam
Comments: I'm also gay.

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Aztec Adventure

2005-10-03
From: Sam
Comments: Richard Jones is playing this game right now next to me. he is a Boring faced faggot and he is gay. he is going in the army soon and he'll probably get killed by rag heads.

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Secret Commando

2005-10-02
From: Sam
Comments: This Game has a lack of respect for the Communist ideal.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2005-10-02
From: Sam
Comments: I Think most of you are cunts... all this chinks this and chink that. What if there was a game released in Asia where you play the role of a Vietnamese guy.... and you go around blowing up dumb Americans. Youd all hate it. I personally would love it. I think this game is stupid and ignorant. This game should be impossible to complete as America technically lost the Vietnam war. and quite rightly so. eh comrades?

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Great Football

2005-10-02
From: Sam
Comments: This game should be called 'Great American Football' Football is a game where an 11 a side match is played with a sperical ball and you kick it around and shoot at goals. i think t Americans call it 'soccer' but as it is an English game it should be internationally known as 'Football'. 'World Soccer' should be 'World Football' Its sick, its sicker than sick, its the sickest thing ive ever seen, its sick in the head.

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Ghost House

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: Where is my ghost house? i do belive that this cunt on ebay has stolen my £2.99 !!! GRRRR im so fucking angry. i know where he lives... about a half hour drive, maybe ill crack his head open. the theiving little bitch.

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: Ha! i now own FIVE copys of this awesome game. SPUNKERIFFIC!

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After Burner

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: Have you tryed Aerial Assault peter? you might be able to shoot over that!

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: i think that when Alex jumps in this game he is opening his legs too wide like some filthy whore. This game is also not that great compared to Miracle world. This game is also not as good as shinobi world but better than fucking high tech world.... now that game is bollocksy

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TransBot

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: Im so glad my mum never bought me this one. it would have wasted her money. I love her. All the games she bought me back then were fun!

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Maze Hunter 3-D

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: How exactly does one hunt a maze??? you go up to a maze and go 'ha ha i got you now!!!' and plunge a sword into it?? silly name. They should have called this 'Run around a maze killing creatures'

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: PIT POT??? what a gay name.

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Rampage

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: this game has 50 levels. i bought it the other week thinking it would be a challenge. me and Michael sat and played it.... and we beat it first try. goof fun but easy, i wouldent quite go as far as to say 'RECTUM PROLAPSINGLY GOOD FUN' but its ok.

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Paperboy

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: i played this on an arcade machine in Stourport. my mum payed for it, i love her.

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Mirracle Warriors

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: i have now come home from the hospital, becasue i had the cart removed.

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Arcade Smash Hits

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles Onions In A Sesame Seed Bun

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Out Run 3D

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: This Game is called Out Run 3D....OOOOUUUUUUHHHHT RUN THREEEEEAAHH DEEEEEEAAH

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Action Fighter

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: Brian Williamson is a crap judo player.

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Marble Madness

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: My sister bought me this... along with 14 other games in a job lot. But shes not letting me have them untill christmas. Then my friends i shall climax

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Phantasy Star

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: I just bought a complete copy of this in mint condition with all the maps etc ec.. for £10. what a bargain some might so. Now, where did i put my kleenex?

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Bank Panic

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: i need a new copy of this game, it dosent work due to vaginal juice on the circuit boards.

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Predator 2

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: John and Ron on the nightley garbage run music!!! they steal alcohol because theyre unemployed alcoholics.

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The Ottifants

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: the guy at sussex downs college wanted this. you know, the prick with glasses. hes wanted it for a while. the cunt.

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Chuck Rock

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: Why do black people have big fat lips?

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Mirracle Warriors

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: 'Mirracle Warriors'. Miracle only has one 'R' in it you dyslexic bastard.

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Zillion

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: ive never played this game. but why would a microwave make someone want to buy it?

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Superman

2005-09-29
From: Sam
Comments: ah. i alwyas like a man who wears his underwear on the outside of his trousers.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2005-09-25
From: Sam
Comments: Why do loads of people call this game 'Alex the Kidd' ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID??? it clearly states 'Alex Kidd' in the pictures and on the box. anal pummelingly annoying pet hate of mine.

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Aztec Adventure

2005-09-25
From: Sam
Comments: Hey Peter, when people dont like this game and call it racist. i find it funny. Ah, political incorectness. gotta love it. baa baa nigger sheep, have you any wool?

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2005-09-25
From: Sam
Comments: Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new nigger! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service. INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER. You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way. CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat HOUSING YOUR NIGGER. Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes. FEEDING YOUR NIGGER. Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea. MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK. Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick every day indefinitely. Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back at around 10am. Your niggers can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades. ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER. Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger. Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood. 5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly toxic. DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS. Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you. COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESIVE Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are we, short of niggers or something? MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it. WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME? Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights). MY NIGGER bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM". Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up. MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER? A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin". MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE. What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE? They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB. MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD And you were expecting what? SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER? When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger storage"? .That's because there ain't no goddamn sign.

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Aztec Adventure

2005-09-22
From: Sam
Comments: This Game is easily one of my favorates!!!i have over a hundred master system games and this is one of my top 5. its fucking exellent!!! the music is happy and funny, the enimies are all original and unique, the layour of the game is fantastic... ohhhhh ohhhhh! OH IVE CUM!!! OH OH OH!!! (thats enhusiasm for a game for you... blowing your load over a game) This game is very much overlooked by most of you, if you havent got this one... i really do recommend getting it! many erections to follow!

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2005-09-22
From: Sam
Comments: Matthew - I dont like you... I never pretended to like you....and the only reason I added you to msn was for a giggle. Because you are pathetic, and sad. You claim to be a 23 year old teacher!! That is so lame! You sound more like a 13 year old chav who thinks he is black!! Learn to spell, and quit with the pathetic threats. You are not intimidating at all. In fact, you are quite entertaining to watch getting so angry! You're a fake little faggot. Piece of shit. Pindick wanker. You have alot of growing up to do and many many more English lessons to attend at school. Sort out your issues and learn that you cant scare someone with threats posted on the internet. Grow up you sad little boy. You dont know where I live, so go and munch smeg off the Nazi Pope's bellend. I also do not want to be your 'M8'.

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Rescue Mission

2005-09-21
From: Sam
Comments: peter i find this game quite fun actually... but i guess everyones entitled to their opinion.... i recieved james pond 2 robocod today.... it might also be worthy of my spunk. i find shadow of the beast a bit gay actually... actually im going to go on the board of that now to slag it off... NIPPLE CLAMPS FOR ALL!

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Shanghai

2005-09-21
From: Sam
Comments: Chinese people are allright... America is the arsehole of this earth!!! One of these days, America will fuck with the wrong people and get completely thrashed... maybe North Korea will be the ones to carry out this miraculous deed. Noone should allow the americans to force their 'culture' onto them. Thats if you can say the words 'cultural' and 'america' in the same breath!!! YANK CUNTS!

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Action Fighter

2005-09-21
From: Sam
Comments: whats the big fuss about this game??? the ninja was better than this. lets rape a 4 year old.

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My Hero

2005-09-21
From: Sam
Comments: ive never played this game.... but i want it... i could wank over it all

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Missile Defense 3-D

2005-09-21
From: Sam
Comments: a Bit gay.... only a bit gay

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Ghost House

2005-09-21
From: Sam
Comments: I have been curious about this game for a while... what it was that attracted me to the game was not the game itself.... but the Bats on the cover of the box. i bought it off Ebay.... im waiting for it to come/... ive got a hardon now.... only when the game arrives i shall get my relief. im going to wank so hard and jizz everywhere.

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Ghostbusters

2005-09-21
From: Sam
Comments: Michael Dargan wants me to get this game

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Ghostbusters

2005-09-21
From: Sam
Comments: Michael Dargan is a man who liked this game back in the day and wants me to get it. i train judo with him.

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Shanghai

2005-09-21
From: Sam
Comments: Hello Peter. You are right,i shouldent put all americans in the same bag.... but it is the majority of Americans that have their hands in their pockets and voted George Bush back in..... there is what a good 48% of americans who didnt vote bush.... so they indeed have some respect from me. maybe the figures of who voted are different due to the possibility of the election being rigged. As for the glorious North Korea, they wouldent attack America unless your president instigated it. So any crippling of the world's economy would be primarlily Mr Bush's fault. But Peter, i am sorry to have put you in the same bag as that scum. i do apologize.

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Master Games 1

2005-09-20
From: Sam
Comments: Peter, its not just because the pope is german that he is a Nazi.... he is a sexist, a homophobe, a racist and was a nazi in WW2 and before hand, a member of the Hitler Youth.

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2005-09-20
From: Sam
Comments: Peter, argue somewhere with this fool somewhere other thasn the Y's the vanished Omens board.... this game is too good to argue on its board, go and argue on the global defence board. Alternitavley i may have to fuck your ass with a light phaser :D lol.... i like Y's

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Olympic Gold

2005-09-20
From: Sam
Comments: The Doctor says if i play this game to much my bollocks might expand to the size of coconuts. and explode... soaking a young maiden in my man juice.

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Shinobi

2005-09-20
From: Sam
Comments: Tyler is a cunt.

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Bank Panic

2005-09-20
From: Sam
Comments: my girlfriend likes this game too. because its simple like her yellow face and sloped eyes... i might rub her clit with the cart.

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Rescue Mission

2005-09-20
From: Sam
Comments: when i bought this game a few weeks back from 'Gamestation' i was acyually tempted to have a wank over it... im actually being serious too.

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Bonanza Brothers

2005-09-16
From: Sam
Comments: Actually, its a british number. you fucking stuck up cunts of americans dont think its a real number cos its not american..... your so fucking think.... there are more places in the world than just the fucking shithole terrorist organisation that you call 'the united states of america' Stupid Fuck.

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Master Games 1

2005-09-16
From: Sam
Comments: Carious - a most interesting theory... but no!!! i am a sega master system collecter.... but i like to be sick and fucked up to add a bit of fun to it, i was probably playing this before you were born!!! so no i wont leave and never come back you silly fuck. go and munch smeg of the nazi pope's bell end. -Sam xxxxx

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Mirracle Warriors

2005-08-22
From: Sam
Comments: i am now lubeing up the miracle warriors carteridge. -.... Because im going to put it in my butt

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2005-06-17
From: sam
Comments: ok grafixs and lots of fun

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2005-05-09
From: Sam
Comments:

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2005-04-11
From: sam
Comments: i think it petyy good for a sonic pic i like it make more more more more

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Ghostbusters

2005-04-11
From: sam
Comments: Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

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Wonder Boy

2005-03-10
From: Sam
Comments: Amazing game !!! One of my first games on the Sega Master System ! Hours of gameplay.

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Secret Commando

2004-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: no retard, america lost the war cos theyre a bunch of arrogant fucking halfwits who are the fattest nation in the world you obiess bunch of burger munching faggots. the vietnamese won cos theyre clever and dug tunnels and shot all you fuckers down..... dont fuck with the orientals they fucking rule

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Operation Wolf

2004-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: i use coathangers to perform cheap and effective abortions to 13 year old sluts who cant keep their legs closed

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Aztec Adventure

2004-09-27
From: sam
Comments: I FUCKING HATE BLACK PEOPLE!!!!! KILL ALL THE FUCKERS!!! THEY DO NOT BELONG HERE THEYRE A WASTE OF SPACE/..... I WISE MAN ONCE SAID.... 'BLACK PEOPLE LOOK LIKE APES.... THEY SHOULD BE FED SCRAPS AND LOCKED IN CAGES' !!!! FUCK YEAH !!!! PLAY THIS GAME 'KU KLUX KLAN ADVENTURE' HELP KEVIN THE KLANSMAN ROUND UP ALL THE TOWNSPEOPLE AND LYNCH ALL THE BLACKS BEFORE THE TIMER RUNS OUT. FUCKING HELL KILL BLACKS I HATE THEM ALL BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD DIE WWW.COMBAT18.ORG

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2004-06-28
From: sam
Comments: hi its me again! here to blow my dad once again!!!! if anyone in here likes kinky man love then let me know cos ill watch you shit then munch on it like a snickers. then we can fuck all night in my dads bed while he stands there with a video camera and whipping us occasionly... if were lucky... daddy-o might join in

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Altered Beast

2004-06-28
From: sam
Comments: i burst my left nut and the doctors gave me a nut clone and then i kicked the shit out of the first person i saw(my dad).thats wat happened wen i tried to beat the fourth level.

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Master Games 1

2004-06-28
From: sam
Comments: hey i posted the last one on here last year!!!! FUCKING HELL JOHN. i just came back to inform everybody.... NEVER PLAY SUPER MONACO GP WITH YOUR FATHER IN THE HOUSE dont do it kids, last time i played it with my dad nearby, we ended up kidnapping local children and rapeing them stupid up the arse and then butureing their bodys and hanging them up on steaks outside there parents houses and lugh when they come and see their children dead and raped.

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Scramble Spirits

2004-05-04
From: sam
Comments: oh mummy i love you i want you to have my children. i want to have a son and a brother in one! then fuck him too on his 1st birthday

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Bonanza Brothers

2004-05-04
From: sam
Comments: i love my dad in a very unheathy and sick and sexual way

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Altered Beast

2004-05-04
From: sam
Comments: ill give you altered beast, the way my beast alters in size when i see my dad bending overin front of me wearing a leather man thong and a whip. mmmmm daddy

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Mirracle Warriors

2004-05-04
From: sam
Comments: oh yes please dad i would love you to put in your will to let me fuck your dead rotting corpse 6 months after your death. i will love fucking your rotten, lifeless, decompoing anus.

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Marble Madness

2004-05-04
From: sam
Comments: anyone else have fathers who like to have incestious relations with their sons/daughters. i do!!!! i love licking my dads shitty anus

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Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2004-03-17
From: sam
Comments:

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2004-02-15
From: sam
Comments: its really cool.if your talking about sonic 1 on the sega mega drive ill say the second zone is really hard.i cant get past it.i know a chat 2 but i cant do it

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2004-01-10
From: sam
Comments: i fucken hate this game fuck you al

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2004-01-06
From: sam
Comments: micheal jackson is a child molester just like my daddy! he raped me as a child, im not jokeing either

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Action Fighter

2003-11-14
From: sam
Comments: IM NOT BEING FUNNY OR ANYTHING but this game gets me so hot, i feel like licking my own bellend uh oh yes. i fancy the guy who made this site.

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Master Games 1

2003-11-14
From: sam
Comments: hey, i really am not jokeing and im not being funny and im being deadly serious. this game makes me really horny... sepecially columns... those coloured blocks sloting into my arsehole.... i would fucking love it. i would come in my trow if that happened... OH DADDY!

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Out Run

2003-10-21
From: sam
Comments: i only love you semem if your not american, jewish or black. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! HER FACIST REGIME!

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Parlour Games

2003-10-19
From: sam
Comments: gay parlous? i would love to fuck my own dad if there are any other men in here that want to have kinky gay master system sex using master system stuff as toys.... please reply to this message

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Marble Madness

2003-10-19
From: sam
Comments: please please help me someone.... im writing this message here cos its the only site im on and i cant reach the phone, you gotta help me.... my whole family are rapeing me and eating my poo when i go.... oh shit gotta go my dads comeing in with leather open crotch panties on with a whip. shit no dad! no daddy daddy noooooo! please no!!! dad noo nono nono ahhhhhhhh! uhhhhhh!!!! oooohhhh!

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Black Belt

2003-10-19
From: sam
Comments: im a black belt in judo im a yellow belt in karate..... does anyone here find that they get quite sexually exited when they hurt someone in martial arts? this games moves are lame and dont look like a black belt moves.... maybe a white belt. my dad does karate.... he cums when he hurts people and is spending a fortune on Gi trousers

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Captain Silver

2003-10-19
From: sam
Comments: captain silver (oooo weee ooo iii) hes the one who likes to finger his own bum

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PitPot

2003-10-19
From: sam
Comments: excuse me? with a name like pit pot i might not even bother buying/ playing it if its free i might consider making love to it tho with my dad.

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Predator 2

2003-10-19
From: sam
Comments: yes i know john_ron2002 they always crash round each tohers houses

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Olympic Gold

2003-10-02
From: sam
Comments: fucking yeah? my mum bought me this game for christmas in the early nineties i really love her for it in a very sexual way. i would love to fuck my own mother up the arsehole!!!! im not jokeing either

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Slap Shot

2003-10-02
From: sam
Comments: i cum in my sisters face

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Star Wars

2003-10-02
From: sam
Comments: wankers

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The Ninja

2003-08-30
From: sam
Comments: i seriously sucked alot of arse at this game when i was younger but this year..... i finished it... im 17 now and i finsished it... neaer to the end of the game .... im not being funny but i actually got quite sexually exited and got a hard on.

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TransBot

2003-08-30
From: sam
Comments: if i could bend over far enough i would lick my arsehole

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2003-08-30
From: sam
Comments: my dad likes this game.... i rub his nipples while he plays it

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2003-08-30
From: sam
Comments: i wish sonic was real..... i would have his hard cheesey blue cock up my bum

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Operation Wolf

2003-08-30
From: sam
Comments: its hard to sit still playing this.... i keep rubbing the inside of my theigh and a bit higher up

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2003-08-27
From: sam
Comments: me and my dad enjoy rubbing each others shit round our mouths and licking it off before i tear his arse with a baseball bat then we beat the crap out of each other before licking up each others blood and sucking each others cocks then biteing them untill they bleed and hang off. i eat my dads shit and we enjoy killing very young children and hanging their corpses from lampposts and doing pagan dances around them... and we love to torture people cos it makes us cum, and we are very much in love with each other ina sexual way.

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Psycho Fox

2003-07-12
From: sam
Comments: this was one of the first computer games i had and its fuckin awsome!!!!!!!!best SMS ever! the whole concept of it rare as fuck and i can relate to that. glad to know someones still got this shit!

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2002-12-06
From: SAM
Comments: THIS GAME IS THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD....EVERYONE CAN TAKE THEIR XBOX AND PS2 AND GAMECUBE AND SHOVE IT AU THEIR ASSES..!!!!!! THSI GAME IS THE BEST....ALWAYS HAS BEEN ALAWAYS WILL BE. THIS WAS THE FIRST GAME I EVER PLAYED ON THE SEGA MASTER SYSTEM WAY BACK IN 1990 WHEN I FIRST GOT AN SMS2 FOR CHRISTMAS AND FUCKING HELL IS IT THE BEST.....12 YEARS...AND IM STILL PLAYING IT AND THINKING THAT ITS THE GREATEST GAME IN THE WORLD. ONE THING ABOUT THIS GAME...DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE 'BOX IN PINK' IS? ITS MENTIONED IN THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT OR KNOWN OF ANYONE SEEING IT. IF ANYONE KNOWS THEN WRITE A COMMENT TELLING ME. YEAH MAN THIS GAME ROCKS...YOU WILL NEVER GET ANY BETTER....NOONE CAN INVENT A GAME BETTER THAN THIS...ITS JUST SO FUCKING COOL !!!!! I HAVE 5 MASTER SYSTEMS AND 3 OF WHICH HAS THIS EXELLENT BIT OF TECHNOLOGY BUILT INTO IT. I ALSO OWN IT IN CARTERIGE FORM....BOXED AND INSTRUCTIONS....BEUTIFULL CONDITION... I LOVE ALEX KIDD IN MIRACLE WORLD IT IS JUST THE BEST OF THE BEST....MY FIRST GAME I EVER OWNED AND I SUSPECT I WILL BE STILL PLAYING IT IN MY OLD AGE !!! ANYONE WHO HASNT PLAYED THIS EXELLENT GAME I STRONGLY RECCOMEND IT...BUT I DONT SEE HOW ANYONE WHO OWNES A SEGA MASTER SYSTEM HASNT PLAYED THIS GAME....ALEX KIDD IN MIRACLE WORLD IS THE BEST GAME ON THE SMS AND IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF COMPUTER GAMING. THIS GAME WILL CHANGE THE WAY YOU LOOK AT COMPUTER GAMES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE... ITS THE BEST I CANT BELIVE IT...1986...THE EIGHTIES DIDNT COME UP WITH MUCH GOOD STUFF BUT THIS IS JUST THE BEST THING THAT CAME OUT OF THAT DECADE OF BAD CLOTHES AND HAIR DO'S. IM SURE ALL OF YOU SHOULD AGREE WITH ME ABOUT THIS BEING HIGH UP IN YOUR LIST OF FAVORATES...A MUST HAVE FOR ANY GAMER.. IF YOU HAVENT GOT IT...GET IT ITS THE BEST GAME EVER ITS THE BEST ITS THE BEST ITS THE BEST.!!!!!! ok im going to shut up now. goodbye.

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Aztec Adventure

2002-12-03
From: Sam
Comments: This game is one of my personal favorates...i own 95 sega master system games currently...and this one is in my top 5. i remember a friend down the road first got it when i was we were little, we played all day on it....gawsh...those were the days.

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2002-12-03
From: Sam
Comments: hi sms people....THIS GAME IS THE WORLDS FINEST i currently own 4 copys and im looking for more.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2002-10-02
From: sam
Comments: sonic is the best

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2002-09-14
From: sam
Comments: yeah this game is cool im on the verge of getting my third copy of it

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Golvellius

2002-09-07
From: sam
Comments: my mum bought me this game off Ebay, i found it was very cool it is a great game, almost enough to finger your own bum over.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2002-09-07
From: sam
Comments: i am seriously not jokeing, this game is so great i can never pull my finger out of my asshole when playing it because it gets me so exited

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2002-09-07
From: sam
Comments: i enjoy putting this game, complete with the box and instructions up my ass cos it shows my love for this game cos im a sick fuck and i wank and shoot my load all over the instruction manual

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Action Fighter

2002-08-19
From: sam
Comments: hi tim

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Action Fighter

2002-08-19
From: sam
Comments: hi tim

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Golden Axe Warrior

2002-07-13
From: sam
Comments: this is the highlight of my sms gaming life

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2002-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: hey...this game is one of the best games out on the sega master system... a true classic. i aquired this game originally by stealing it from a boot fair...im so glad i did..its so good. if anyone is stuck on this game, e.g cant get into the room with dulk dect (last boss) email me and ill help u out...i know everything about this master system classic. 10 out of 10 game fucking exellent

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Time Soldiers

2001-06-29
From: Sam
Comments: I fucking love this game. This, Shinobi, and Ghostbusters were the best games for the Master System.

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2001-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Its crap

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