Speedball

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: Here he is! I don’t think I wrote that comment in all honesty. I still obviously prefer to rummage around in mens bottoms. But yeah I’ve come back for a quick peruse around this legendary shit pit of outrageousness. I recently got my old system out and have been playing games, and I saw you guys commenting. Even Peter and all!

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Aztec Adventure

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: Yeah I fucking love this game, even with his stupid pink cheeks. Good length and challenge to it. Might shove a finger up my bum

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Lord of the Sword

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: YES. This is what I love and have missed about this site.

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Assault City

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: Seven years later and I still remember that day and writing that. Good to see Peter and all. Getting a bit hot under the collar, much like I do when getting fiddled around with by a massive fat sweaty trucker. Alas, BlueBlaDe, I didn’t follow your advice and got hitched. Tbh she’s alright and I still play games. She fucking gives me shit about drinking tho

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Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: Scraped off Peter’s unwashed bell end

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Phantasy Star

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: When the rocket takes off from the space port, all I can imagine is the penis of my own father, becoming erect at the sight of my arse.

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Teddy Boy

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: Top tip for all - If you want to know if your sister is on her period, just see if you can taste blood on your fathers cock

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Pro Wrestling

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: Fucking weird box art on this one. Bloke looks like he’s holding his own decapitated head. In other news, you know those bidet sprayer things you get in Asian countries? If you don’t do a preliminary wipe of your arsehole after taking a shit, the sprayer will blast little fragments of poo everywhere and it gets stuck under the seat. Be sure to preliminary wipe every time.

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Dick Tracy

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: Liam can still go fuck himself. The ginger cunt. And your stupid brother. And you whore mother with her boots. Fuck off the lot of you. Never met the dad but I bet he was a fucking fat ugly cunt

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SpellCaster

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: Never really played this one. I think I have it somewhere but I haven’t really ever been a fan of side scrolling RPGs. Didn’t like the second Zelda game, Lord of the Sword, or the original Ys III. What the fuck even. Makes me angry. But you know what else? At Christmas I had a bottle of port given to me. I wasn’t a big fan of it to be honest. so I pulled down my trousers and pants, took the almost full bottle and inserted the opening of the bottle into my anus. I used a bit of lube so I managed to slide the neck in there until the main body of the bottle stopped at my anal opening. Good, I thought. That should be firm enough. I then clenched by buttocks together and waddled over to the wall. I performed a handstand and used my legs to hold myself in that position whilst the bottle of port decanted itself into my arse. My god that’s a bit weird. Anyway, once it was all in, I got my dad to remove the bottle from my arse whilst I was still upside down. Then I clenched my arse again and returned to a standing position. I was FULL OF PORT and it gets like it was just going to spew out everywhere. So I had to be quick. I went and knocked on my neighbours door to wish them a merry Christmas, and when they answered, I turned around, bent over, and fired all the disgusting shitty port all over their hall carpet. They were sue Pringle okay with it because I was socially distanced and obviously it’s not the 1950s when you can get polio from fecal matter. Merry Christmas Roy and Christine.

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Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2020-12-26
From: Sam
Comments: Actually scrolling down the comments, I’m with Peter on this one. Shut the fuck up Bobby!

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Speedball

2020-10-18
From: Sam
Comments: My balls are pretty speedy too. I cum so fast, the hookers slap me for not warning them. Fucking skanks can't appreciate my thicc semen spurts in the eyeballs.

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2014-07-07
From: Sam
Comments: I actually did follow your advice as well. I got a Vita at the beginning of the year and downloaded the Ys 1 and 2 chronicles and completed both. What awesome remakes! Really good music too. I'm playing Ys Oath in Felghana at the moment. It's pretty good, but it will never be as good as the first ones.

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Fucking love this game, niggers!

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Aladdin

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Towel headed arab bastards! Even though their culture oppresses women, I still think theyre stinking rag head cunts

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Niggers

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Quarter Back

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Cunter back!

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Alien 3

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: They say you are what you eat. And I a a sausage man!

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Master Chess

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: The M key doesn't work very well

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Dick Tracy

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck off Liam

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The Ottifants

2013-09-09
From: Sam
Comments: Saw that glasses cunt at the train station every day. He liked this game. I think he's a fucking cunt

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Arch Rivals

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Nah, It's a mountain!

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American Pro Football

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Ate something dogy and was sick for like 3 days... liquid shits flying out of my arse!

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Double Dragon 2

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck of Walter

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Gangster Town

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Adam didn't give a shit about smelling my bum. You can tell he doesn't care by just looking at the size of his girlfriend. What a fat sack of shit she is!

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Out Run

2013-06-04
From: Sam
Comments: Summer of 2002! Summer of 2002! We set up camp for a few nights and it didn't have a secure perimiter. We found a river that had lenths of tall fencing near it, so we cut it out with bolt cutters and erected a perimiter among the trees further up the hill. 12 slept whilst two kept watch. (2 hour shifts). Nobody got in, but the secure feeling was pretty comforting.

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Gangster Town

2013-04-12
From: Sam
Comments: So there I was in the pub chatting away with the most beautiful Austrian Korean girl... everything was going well, we were having fun, laughing, drinking everything was going great. Then as the evening went on I felt like I needed to let a fart out. It was on the verge of coming out whilst I was talking to said girl, so I assessed the situation. I was standing next to the air conditioner so that would have blown the fart away so she wouldnt smell it... and the music was up pretty loud so I doubt she would hear it if it was to make noise. So I thought, 'alright lets go for it..'... I Farted. The sheer look of dispair on my face would have made an amazing photo for your wall im sure. For right there in the presence of the most beautiful girl in the bar, I had soiled myself. I kept myself fairly calm and collective and excused myself so I could go to the bathroom where I could get a proper assessment of the situation. I was lucky in a way as it wasnt a massive lump of poo, but rather a wet shitty mess. I was pretty happy also in the fact that the poo hasnt seeped through my pants and soiled my jeans... So I took my pants off and threw them in the bin, covering them up with a few layers of toilet paper so they wouldnt be seen. I proceeded to clean my bum up with tissue, then I was good to go. Pulling up my jeans, I exited the bathroom 'commando' style, quickly had a quiet word with Adam (my friend) and told him of my ordeal and to keep it to himself... I also got him to have a quick sniff around my bum area to see if I was good, and apparently I was. I went back to the girl and told her I had a phone call, and I was sorry that I took a while getting back. She bought the whole thing and we carried on drinking together, she was completely oblivious to the fact that this "English gentleman" she was with had just shat his pants in her presence. Totally hooked up with her.

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Lord of the Sword

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Bored of the sword

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Ariel the Little Mermad

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Sturgeon thank God do it. Have some caviar, dear!

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Pit Fighter

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Margaret Thatcher was my favourite Pit Fighter

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Cyborg Hunter

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: I wonder if Reagan and Thatcher ever had sex

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Zillion

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Smash a womans head on a rock!

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Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Donny is still pissed about the turd in the margerine joke at his 17th birthday party. I just came back from his 28th

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American Pro Football

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Rugby is better. Oh, and I took 5 shits in the restaurant in Insadong on Sunday

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Back to the Future 3

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Buford Tannen, you're under arrest for robbing the Pine City Stage. Have you go anything to say?

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Back to the Future 2

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Bet you a million bucks that UCLA wins 19 to 17

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Taz Mania 2

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Fed up because he cant find a poo poo

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Fire and Forget 2

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: Giving a fake name is always an option

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Bomber Raid

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: I always liked the Operation Black Buck raids

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Jungle Book

2013-04-09
From: Sam
Comments: So today after I was finished administering a good dicking to my girlfriend I go to the bathroom to clean up like I always do. This time I had to take a dump so I'm about to throw the condom into the toilet to get rid of it when an idea comes to me. I put four fingers into the open end of the condom and stretch it out and hold it up to my hole and crap into the condom. A perfect smooth finely tapered poop. It slides all the way down into the bottom of the condom coming to rest in the pool of ejaculate, and displacing some of it so that it flows up the sides of the turd. Perfect! It fits like a banana in its skin. Then I look at my creation, wondering if anything could possibly be more awesome. Then i clip my toenails and drop them in for good measure. I take the whole thing, hold the opening over the faucet and start filling it with warm water. I'm thinking of all the awesome things I could do with my newly acquired disease balloon. Running all the different scenarios through my head. Trying to select the single most awesome one. "This is going to be epic." I tell myself. I take it off the tap, it's about the size of a softball now. I go to tie it at the end, and I have the bit stretched around my fingers, ready to put the tip through the loop and complete the knot, when it slips out of my grip because the freshly unrolled end was still lubricated. It starts spewing it's payload before it even hits the floor! It lands on my foot, bounces a little and empties itself all over my white socks. My girlfriend, who is still in the bedroom, is startled to hear me yell "FUUUUUCK!" from the bathroom. She then opens the door to check on me and is greeted by the sight of her boyfriend standing in a puddle of $hit stew with a limp condom at his feet. Then she just stares for a moment. Dumbfounded. Like she can't believe what's happening or she doesn't want to believe. There is poo, (you know what) and toenails on the floor. On the walls, the mirror, on me. While her brain tries to make sense of the scene in front of her, I slam the door in her face, which seems to snap her out of the daze. "What the hell!? What the hell did you do!?" she screams, like she's about to cry. I feel regret. Not for what I did, but for what I could have done. It smells now. I dry off with her towel then drop it on the floor covering what part of the mess I can. I put on my cool face and exit the bathroom, gently shutting the door behind me. My girlfriend eyes me, I know she's waiting for an explanation. But I don't think she could handle it. So I walk past her without saying anything. I put on my coat and tell her, "It's getting kind of late. I'm going to head home." She just stares at me with that dumb look on her face. I drop my poo socks in her mailbox and walk home. That was the last time I would hear from her. But I had something better now. A dream. I would make another.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2013-04-01
From: Sam
Comments: Faggot Storers!

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Assault City

2013-03-28
From: Sam
Comments: This is the first time to access alexkidd.com via Android. I just thought I would let you all know how my day went. I woke up pretty early with a hangover (pool league last night). Took a shower and brushed my teeth. Got dressed and went to work. Taught three classes. Had lunch. Watched a Darren Brown show. Messed around on the internet and avoided my coworkers until 4:30. Went home via lotteria to get me some chicken. Ate chicken at jome and watched discovery channel. Watched "The Hunger Games". Took a shit and noticed that there was hair clogging up the drain. Cleaned out the hair to allow water to drain without hindrance. Texted the woman. Cleaned up a bit. Wrote to my black friend on facebook about my upcoming vacation in Hawaii. Took a quick shower. Got into bed.

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Psychic World

2013-03-28
From: Sam
Comments: Gay Brian asked me to go to the gay sauna with him

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Championship Hockey

2013-03-28
From: Sam
Comments: Slash a woman

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Desert Speedtrap

2013-03-27
From: Sam
Comments: Last month the notorious paedophile Peter was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one-man prison vessel posing no further threat to children on Earth. But it was revealed that an 8-year-old boy was also placed on board by mistake and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

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Black Belt

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Push a woman down the stairs~

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Kung Fu Kid

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I like this game a bit.. but I have never finished it. Really should sit down and have a bloody good go on it sometime until I complete it!

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My Hero

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Its hard as fuck. I think I got up to level two once. Cunt bastard nigger!

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Aztec Adventure

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: It's just fucking great so fucking yeah. The bats piss me off though as well as the cunty aforementioned pots.

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The Ninja

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: This used to be so fucking hard back in the day. I only got up to the third level I think. Can fucking complete it now, though! Y'all niggers need to beat this game and watch Kazamaru bend the princess over and bangs her up the arse!

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I'M THE MIRACLE BALL

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Power Strike

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I want this game. Don't have it in my collection. I want a "real" version though... not one of those ugly black and white sleeve ones that were mail ordered. Cunters.

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Missile Defense 3-D

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Wish I picked this one up when I saw it in Gamestation. Faggot storer

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Pro Wrestling

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I played the 2 player option and pinned and fucking beat Michael even though he was kciking my arse throughout the whole bout. Pissflaps!

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Secret Commando

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Fucking alright innit!

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Global Defense

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Everyone screams as a highjacked plane smashes into the World Trade Centre!

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Super Tennis

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I always liked the box art

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Choplifter

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I wish I was really gay. That way I could live out my fanatasy of sucking a dick. Dont want to get arse fucked. Just want to suck a dick!

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Gangster Town

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck you, Helen Kim!

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California Games 2

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I played this and I'm not from California. Disregard the constabulary!

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Olympic Winter Games 1994

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I loved this one! Fuck off all you niggers that didnt like the Luge!

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Robocop Vs. Terminator

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Great fucking game, niggers. I really liked the rocket launcher. Fucking and shioiting everything when you jump off the building and getting into those offices and getting a shit ton of extra lives and all. Then celebrating by putting the game on pause and going outside and kicking the living fuck out of the nearest old lady you find and smashing all her teeth in.

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Forgotten Worlds

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: A push in the place where the poo comes out, can be much fun no doubt, fucking each others dads!

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Basketball Nitemare

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: *Nightmare

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Smurfs

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Les Schtroumpfs Autour Du Monde is probably a better Smurfs game. But this is still fun. Mangle a womans face!

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Chuck Rock

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Throw a fucking rock at a baby!

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Fantasy Zone

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Superiour game! Great little side scrolling shooter. I always prefered the heavy bombs for most of the bosses, and buying all the engines so I get an unlimited 7 way shot. Thats the way it's done, Homos!

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Air Rescue

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I have just realised that this website ddoesn't have a comment board for Aerial Assault. Thats a great fucking game. Air Rescue can blow me. I prefer Choplifter.

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I often massaged my Dad's anal G spot as he played this game. It's alright, don't judge

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Lord of the Sword

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: It's alright. Almost as alright as it feels when I take a shit in a condom, freeze it, and then fuck Peter's dad's arsehole with it!

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Rastan

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: 50. Not bad. Later, nigger haters!

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: I miss you all

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Yeah you're right. Turbografx version is superior. I think it was a very common pack in game for the console as well. I still havent finished book 2. Im about half way through I think

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Choplifter

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Thanks for the advice, Peter. I shall go to yoga class to try to gain the flexibility to acheive this. Also, I wasnt to play choplifter and become better at it. Missed you, Petey Boy

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The Ninja

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Wow really? That would make the horse level impossible!

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Doraemon

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: The claim that I am a racist is the biggest lie since the holocaust

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Doraemon

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: Well, if the bear is hungry, he'll eat.

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Mirracle Warriors

2013-03-26
From: Sam
Comments: *Miracle

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Arch Rivals

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Sun is setting over Gwanaksan. Fuck off you stupid cunt star!

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Doraemon

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: This isn't even a real SMS game. And fuck you, Peter!

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Ecco the Dolphin

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: First, you must roll the dolphin onto it's side.....

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Alien Storm

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Richard used to have this one!

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Actually, I really like this one! Cunts!

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Lemmings

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: I became a councellor so I could tell rape victims they asked for it.

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Montezumas Revenge

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Alex always had the shit noodles, but Sean always used the little pan. Fuck them both. Especially Sean. Actually, Only Sean. Alex is a pretty nice guy. I once refused to buy a television set from Comet because it looked a bit like Sean. No wonder they went into administration. Cunts!

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Altered Beast

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: No Tyler, you cant come christmas carolling with is. Oh, gonna follow us are you? Well, we just beat you up and left you under the Christmas tree. Sorry mate!

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Out Run

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: It's incredible how we secured the campsite really. Fucking stole large lengths of fencing from down by the river and erected it around the clearing. There was no way those cunts were getting in!

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Asterix

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Joe came along when we set fire to the fucking thing. Was hilarious!

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Doraemon

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Hi Peter!

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Fucking love it. It is definately enough for me to finger my own bum over

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Castle of Illusion

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck of Anthony, you're fat!

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Land of Illusion

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: I first played this game back in 92 or 93 because I borrowed it from two brothers who lived up the road. In return, me and my sister lent them The Lucky Dime Caper. We fucking loved this game and completed it within a few days. The boys we borrowed it from couldnt get past the castle ruins stage. You know, the bit where the screen moves and you have to make it back with the key. Those mugs couldnt even figure out that you throw the key on the button and stand on it to move those two stones that are stacked one on top of the other. Mugs!

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Addams Family

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: I've got this game but I've never played it. Cunt Nigger

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Alien 3

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Again, I have got this but I have never played it. The movie sucks too. I hate pakis!

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Submarine Attack

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Jonny bought me this off ebay! I love Jonny

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Micro Machines

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Jonny and Hayley got me this one for Christmas a couple of years ago. Complete with the poster and everything! Fucking cheers!

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New Zealand Story

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Annoying fucking hot air balloon thing

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Tecmo World Soccer 93

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Probably my favourite football game on the Master System

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Populous

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Got it, never played it. I hate Mexicans

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Columns

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Punch a baby in the face

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Sega Chess

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: Smash a woman in the face!

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2013-03-25
From: Sam
Comments: 27.99 from Argos in Eastbourne. Cheers mum and dad.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-23
From: Sam
Comments: Can you get most Master System games on the PSP? I'd fucking get one if I can have all my favourite games. I agree on the superior men for this superior system. Niggers tend to have the Atari 2600.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-21
From: Sam
Comments: I fucking love this game, but I have to play the version thats built in to the SMSII because the cart version has button one for jump and button two for punch. That shit is not what I'm used to. Annoying though because the SMSII doesn't have the port for the scart cable like the SMSI has. Pain in the arse! Isn't that annoying, BlueblaDe? You big thundering bollocks! I could always use the RF cable and shit, but I don't want to have the fiddle around with the back of the TV every time I want to play a Master System game. I might just buy a Turncoat SMSII with this game built in as they apparently have a scart port. I know I cant play card games, but who the fuck cares? I have all the card games in cart format too. So yeah, a fucking French SMSII. I think I might just do that. Later, Niggers!

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California Games

2013-03-14
From: Sam
Comments: I was never raped by my father. It was consensual! But when it comes to your father, I certainly put the "sensual" in "non-consensual".

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Prince of Persia

2013-03-14
From: Sam
Comments: Boring!

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Astro Warrior

2013-03-14
From: Sam
Comments: Still haven't got this one. I really ought to get it though!

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California Games

2013-03-12
From: Sam
Comments: You're too ugly to rape so I kicked the shit out of you instead

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Prince of Persia

2013-03-12
From: Sam
Comments: Even though your culture opresses women, you're still a fucking towelhead cunt

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Aztec Adventure

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Marsh Scene is great. I hate the second level because of those stupid cunt pots that fire the blue bullets at you or whatever the fuck they are. Annoying!

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Nah the old man is back in England. I tried the turbografx version downloaded on wii console not too long ago. Liked the cunt because it's got the second chapter and all. Imagine that

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Great Football

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Kid that used to own this one back in the day

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Bomber Raid

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Mum loved playing Sonic back in the day. She couldnt get past the second act of the bridge level. Silly old mummy!

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: I always did like David Carradine.

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Marble Madness

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Just waiting for 4:40pm to roll around. 90 minutes to go.

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Buggy Run

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Peter scares the shit out of me!

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Phantasy Star

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: I never completed it. I remember flying in a rocket to some other planet though. Dunno how far into the game that is

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: Sorry Peter :(

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Captain Silver

2013-03-08
From: Sam
Comments: It's alright, isnt it?

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Yeah well I still like this game you bunch of total cunts!

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Aladdin

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Faggot Storer.

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Aztec Adventure

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Cheers Bertie!

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Great Football

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck off Nick!

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Bomber Raid

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: I never played this one with my dad, but I own a copy in fucking cunt suckingly good condition. So fuck you all!

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Ninja Gaiden

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Ninja Faggotden

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Chris, for a start, you're a fag. Secondly, You don't even need to go into the spiked room and swim through it. You just need to use the cane of flight to fly over the section of the floor that opens that drops you into the water in the first place. Then take the ladder in the top right corner of the screen and you won't need to go through the spiked swimming room at all. Just ake sure you have a cane of flight before you start the level. Oh, and some teleport powder too, Fag.

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: I really ought to buy this one!

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Astro Warrior

2013-03-04
From: Sam
Comments: Niggers

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Mercs

2013-02-17
From: Sam
Comments: Maybe, maybe not, mate. All I know is that this game here sucks even more dick than I does!

Rating: n/a

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Ariel the Little Mermad

2013-02-15
From: Sam
Comments: What park? I'd love to see!!

Rating: n/a

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SpellCaster

2012-08-14
From: Sam
Comments: Whoa, whoa...let's hold on there a minute, babe. Marriage is one thing, but nobody said anything about having kids! And what's with this spell shit? I don't like being manipulated, Lilly. I thought I loved you, but now I just don't know...Do I love you, or is it just some deceitful mind-trick conjured by your precious Dr. Monday? I've got some thinking to do tonight. I honestly don't know when I'll be home. This whole mess is just a punch in the gut. I don't know...

Rating: n/a

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Rampage

2012-05-04
From: Sam
Comments: He's right, for even at a young age me dad would always comment on how hard I would get as he filled me with his thick, throbbing manhood. Mom would clap with glee watching her "sweet little faggot" enjoy himself so.

Rating: n/a

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Golden Axe

2011-12-02
From: Sam
Comments: I absolutely LOVED all the super-manly muscle men in this game! But why did they have to put that woman in it, too? Gross! Wanna know a secret? I used to use the controller to press down on me hard knob as I played this game! Sometimes I'd actually spunk.

Rating: n/a

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Air Rescue

2011-11-30
From: Sam
Comments: Me cock smells of shit...on a good day! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Rating: n/a

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Pacmania

2011-08-27
From: Sam
Comments: I wouldn't mess with some of the blokes here, Pickaxe. I had a row meself with Peter years ago and it ended quite badly, it did. I'll spare you most of the details, but suffice it to say that he got on a plane and flew from the States all the way to Blighty and could be found not two hours after landing raping me arse repeatedly. I should mention that I enjoy anal sex and being penetrated by another man specifically, but rape is very much a different matter and I found it all to be rather unpleasant. No reach-around was forthcoming.

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4 Pak All Action

2011-07-14
From: Sam
Comments: No, I'm down to 297, but I regret to inform you that our relationship is at an end. You see, I have contacted one Michelle Bachmann and her former pillow-biter husband and they assure me that I can be cured of the gay if I earnestly seek treatment at their clinic. I don't know what caused you to be a buttfucker, Peter, but my dad sodomized me like there was no tomorrow from childhood on into last Tuesday; that is why I liked my fudge to be packed. But no more, Peter. I will finally be normal, what I used to call a breeder. Will I miss the taste of semen? Sure, but losing that will be a small price to pay for membership into the Kingdom of Heaven and eternal (not to mention, internal, am I right!) salvation. I hope you get the treatment you need, too.

Rating: n/a

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2011-07-14
From: Sam
Comments: That doesn't sound like liberal talk, Peter. For shame.

Rating: n/a

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Ultima IV

2011-07-14
From: Sam
Comments: At least you have a mom. I had to be my own mom, at least as far as my dad was concerned. I leave most of the gory details unsaid, but suffice it to say that with my mum's sweet pussy long absent, my dad took any and every opportunity to fill my ass with cock. He was not a small man, either.

Rating: n/a

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R-Type

2011-04-28
From: Sam
Comments: Everybody shits out poop, but only special people like me also shit out cum.

Rating: n/a

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Ace of Aces

2011-04-27
From: Sam
Comments: My commitment to being a poser bitch is undeniably remarkable.

Rating: n/a

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Master Chess

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: I've played chess informally for many years; I put the pointiest pieces up me bum while I wank off to pictures of Prince Harry.

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Missile Defense 3-D

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: I hate seeing missiles flying at my face, however, I absolutely LOVE to see penises doing so.

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Gain Ground

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: The only ground I ever gain is the gravel that gets stuck to me knees as I fellate truckers at rest stops. Good times.

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F15

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: Silly Peter...while he's busy giving campaign contributions to Democratic candidates, I'm busy giving cumpaign contributions to twinks' backsides. Which is time better spent?

Rating: n/a

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4 Pak All Action

2011-04-26
From: Sam
Comments: I haven't played this game, but I should mention that I once had a 4 Pak myself. For those not up on gay vernacular, a 4 Pak is when you have one guy in your ass and one in your mouth while you give two other guys handjobs. Now, some will tell you that it is also a 4 Pak to take two guys in your ass while giving two other guys handjobs. I disagree because, while you certainly could do such a thing, you would be completely wasting the dick-sucking potential of your mouth. Amateurs...

Rating: n/a

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Aladdin

2011-04-25
From: Sam
Comments: Me and me dad used to play genie and the bottle when I was a lad. The bottle was me dad's cock and he'd have me rub it and rub it. No genie ever popped out, but something always would!

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Action Fighter

2011-04-21
From: Sam
Comments: This game is about as difficult for me as my ass was for my dad the first time he stuffed me with his sausage when I was eight. Haven't farted since; gas just leaks out effortlessly.

Rating: n/a

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4 Pak All Action

2011-04-20
From: Sam
Comments: Fuck you, Peter! I wish I had more time to rekindle our old rivalry, but I now have a booming career sucking off truck drivers that demands almost all of my attention. I have herpes.

Rating: n/a

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Pat Riley Basketbal

2011-04-20
From: Sam
Comments: What's the deal? Riley is a mick name, but ol' Pat looks more like your average greasy dago. Half-breed, I guess.

Rating: n/a

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Alien Syndrome

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: What if I cut my penis off...would I be pretty enough for you then, daddy?

Rating: n/a

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PitPot

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: I used to play this after my father would touch my no-no places. PitPot was marginally less uncomfortable an experience. At least now I can pass it on to my own children, "it" being molestation.

Rating: n/a

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The Ninja

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: When I was a boy I used to think I was special because when I would make fudge in the toilet it would come out with a bit of frosting on it. Later, I was told by various mental health professionals that this "frosting" was actually me dad's spunk that he would nightly deposit in me bum.

Rating: n/a

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Sensible Soccer

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: I love footy 'cause it's full of closet fags like me.

Rating: n/a

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After Burner

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: Three cheers for Natalie! She'll lick a chaps sack for a quid, but her poor pudendal hygiene results in an odour that will make anyone vomit (which, incidentally, gives her repugnantly putrid snatch a better aroma in the bargain).

Rating: n/a

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Championship Hockey

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: Hey, Peter, I had some business cards made up for my self the other day. They say, in short: Sam, Pillow-biter Extraordinaire: Shitting Cum since 1983. I got a ten percent discount because I gave the man at Fedex Kinkos a suckjob.

Rating: n/a

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Super Tennis

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: I enjoy any game with balls, but the best ones all involve balls slapping against my chin.

Rating: n/a

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Rampage

2011-04-11
From: Sam
Comments: Next time you get scared, Peter, you can try hiding your cock in me arse.

Rating: n/a

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Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2008-03-29
From: Sam
Comments: One of the best games in its time.Outstanding

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Mak Kong

2007-01-31
From: Sam
Comments: i noticed you havent posted for a long time.... where u been? haha

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Action Fighter

2007-01-29
From: Sam
Comments: My dogs are probably served up on a plate to be honest... knowing these damned people. Peeeeeeeter! i well missed you

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Mak Kong

2007-01-29
From: Sam
Comments: hope Peter appriciates me resurecting all his voices posts.... because i thought they were great a bit.

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Action Fighter

2007-01-19
From: Sam
Comments: Oi Oi! Ooooiiii! Im back to abuse the boards and to put fingers in myself over certain games! Peter? do you still frequent the board?

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A Turma Da Monica

2006-08-19
From: Sam
Comments: me and my ball bags have had a hectic week... then on my return to home i come onto this site... then i realise...More things to comment in!!! im going to have to be more creative... however, i dont want that darn Mr Wopat draining every last drop of creative juice out of my ball bags! the SWINE!

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Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2006-08-10
From: Sam
Comments: Oh yeah!! i am back!! (kinda) Jeju was so much fun!! How are you Peter?

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Astro Warrior

2006-08-10
From: Sam
Comments: Peter... Check Out My Myspace!! new pictures!! LOVE

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Gangster Town

2006-07-07
From: Sam
Comments: Use the fucking light phaser!

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Out Run 3D

2006-07-05
From: Sam
Comments: Why oh why did i do that??? i really regret it... everytime i go to judo i see her.... eugh, i wish i never shagged her... fat and sweaty.

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Montezumas Revenge

2006-07-05
From: Sam
Comments: Peter when is your birthday?

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Rainbow Islands

2006-07-05
From: Sam
Comments: my sister is always bugging me to get this one

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Out Run 3D

2006-07-05
From: Sam
Comments: But you dont understand!!! her son is also one of my students!!! AHHHH

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Arcade Smash Hits

2006-07-04
From: Sam
Comments: it basically means that i won 3 fights... then lost one then won another one.... to win a bronze :)

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Arcade Smash Hits

2006-07-03
From: Sam
Comments: Peter! just letting you know... i won my first 3 fights at the Hampshire Open! one by submission from an armlock... and two by Ippon throws. I proceeded to lose my semi final bout against a very strong and experienced Italian fighter. I then dropped down into the repacharge final (as i lost in the semis)... and beat a guy with a nice 'pick up' style throw for Ippon... to claim a well earned bronze medal at -73kgs :) .. other notes... my toe held up fine! no problems at all! and also my good friend Matt won a silver in the -66 kgs category.

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Action Fighter

2006-06-29
From: Sam
Comments: Peter... yes i expected a better performance from the USA team... in korea/japan world cup 2002 they did well and reached the quater finals, including beating a strong Portugal team i think. Bit of a shame this time round... that 'donovan' fella is very good i think. And i dont think its illegal to burn a union jack... or at least ive never heard that it is. So its illegal to burn the stars and stripes?... i remember in my old punk band we disfigured a union jack and an american flag, never got told it was illegal though. Meh !!

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Pro Wrestling

2006-06-29
From: Sam
Comments: Yes i would thinkk it would... also another thought... You know when you take a shit and sometimes the water in the toilet splashes your arsehole? It would be fun to experiment to see how high you need to have your arse above the toilet when you take a shit from great heights, without the fear of a soggy ring.

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Astro Warrior

2006-06-29
From: Sam
Comments: ive taken note of a couple of those Amish girls are hot though. they can come and load my timber if they want.

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Phantasy Star

2006-06-29
From: Sam
Comments: buy a farm? haha. anyway, buy a new one!! and more games... INIIITTT!!

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Action Fighter

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Its a bit gay... maybe he should come join in with us instead. And where have i been? i have been to London with my friends.. said i was going for maybe 3 days but ended up staying with her for a week and a half. We partied alot and watched world cup games in pubs :) we watched england v sweden, korea v france, england v ecuador, and korea v switzerland. What have you been doing in my absence Peter?

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Pro Wrestling

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: hmmm... it was just a random thought.

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Pro Wrestling

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: hmmm... it was just a random thought.

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Astro Warrior

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: They cant possibly see it Peter.... its on a website... on the internet... on a computer... Im safe :) they cant come near a computer. :D:D

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Arcade Smash Hits

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Just let you know peter.... My toe is really much better! i shall be fit to fight at the Hampshire Open on sunday the 2nd :D Hurrah for me!

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Out Run

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Hurrah for me and my tiny willy!

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: the Koran girl couldent say 'Eel' in the resteraunt the other day, so she just asked for 'long fish'. hahahHAHA

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Korean*

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Phantasy Star

2006-06-28
From: Sam
Comments: Peter... you never actually answered my question several weeks ago. Do you actually play/like/collect master system games?

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Action Fighter

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: Ok guys... heres MY contribution!! - whats red, mangled and hangs from the back of a train? A miss-carrige.

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Action Fighter

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: hmmmm im unsure why posts were deleted... some of mine also. The guy who owns this site hasnt updated it for a long time. Maybe hes dead

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Action Fighter

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: what a fucking nonse!!!! he dosent do shit for ages then destroys unbelivabley funny shit such as 'the voices!!!!' he needs to get priorites straight! (also his sexuality too)

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After Burner

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: Oi Wopat! NO!

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Pro Wrestling

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: Peter.... I know your real name is not Peter, are you actually wopat though?

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Astro Warrior

2006-06-27
From: Sam
Comments: As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitave as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise

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Arcade Smash Hits

2006-06-16
From: Sam
Comments: Peter!!! ive broken my toe :(

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Superman

2006-06-15
From: Sam
Comments: And..... the ippon!

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Penguin Land

2006-06-14
From: Sam
Comments: Eugh.... why the hell did i do that? it was just so discusting... sweaty and fat too.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-09
From: Sam
Comments: same here.. many of the things i say is just for a reaction. So were you the same person as what people dubbed 'the poser' also? and what about the voices rip off 'pondermuffin'??.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-09
From: Sam
Comments: do you actually like/collect master system games??

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-08
From: Sam
Comments: Youre not that bad afterAll peter. i really mean that. ill write more to you tomorrow and reguesting other voices quotes. im too drunk right now.... heresmy MSN psychotic_2009@hotmail.com add meh. or ill ask more tomorrow. from some of youtr posts i thought u didnt like asians in general....(hense my harshness towards you in the past)). contrary to popular belief... i dont like handjobs,,, but korean girls? oh yes. very nice indeed, i encountered a few in my time in seoul.. talk to you tomorrow peter.

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2006-06-06
From: Sam
Comments: Peter i have just returned from scotland :) hurrah for me... and also yes i reckon that you can be funny at times, so why not be funny all the time? rather than most of the time being a gay bellend.

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Action Fighter

2006-06-06
From: Sam
Comments: I had a good time in edinburgh... even though south korea lost the football game. :( aww ahn joa!

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-02
From: Sam
Comments: and why did u give up on vietnam? oh yes.... you were loseing. Americas like a fucking child 'ohhh im loseing so im not playing anymore' fucking pathetic... you LOST that war.

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Rambo III

2006-06-01
From: Sam
Comments: That is an invalid comment Peter, how can you be better than me in every conceivable way? If im so gay... i suppose im better at sucking dicks than you? you dont think things through enough do you Peter. i can get the ladies better than you (and the men), i could drink you under the table... i could bust you up in a judo contest... just a few things of many that i can do better than you :) maybe at some point we should have a mini olympics of tasks to see whos better! it would be fun too! than afterwards we can have sex with some old ladies and have colostomy bag fights. what do you think?

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Rambo III

2006-06-01
From: Sam
Comments: Lord shin and peter are both wrong. Lord shin.... you are just wrong... end of story. I wont ask peter to explain the voices quotes because i know he is a clever man, and could easily make up some bullshit to fit any quote in question. I am not denying that. so there you go peter. I have noticed indeed that one of the voices quotes has something to do with Korea, but is it a bad thing? do you have a problem with my ancestors?? Oh yes... your american... you hate the east.. because they are the only real threat to your 'power' over the world. especially after your sudden exit from trying to conquer north korea... and indeed vietnam. Failed in both... only partially succeeded. ( i now expect some pro american rant...) but at the end of the day... you got your own way in a portion of each country i mentioned, the intention was to conquer all, but no.... the corrupt western superpower failed. Through ignorance and stupidity. Peter... maybe if you are so clever,,,, be a general, or run for president... be alot more practical and useful than spellchecking people like me online :) love you man xxx

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-06-01
From: Sam
Comments: i do belive britain won the falklands war. america gave up on the Korean war tho didnt they! dickheads.

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Teddy Boy

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: In Korea.... i have a gameplayer!

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Action Fighter

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: i dont like grouting wall tiles.

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Alien Syndrome

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: i dont have this game... Peter... can you buy it for me?

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American Baseball

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: Sensei... why does baseball suck? oh yeah... its from America. silly me.

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Master Games 1

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: Oh my god.... so upset, my pillows are soaking wet from my tears... the reason im upset is because peter looks at my myspace and finds things to moan at me about... i sure hope he dosent discover the adult pics of his mother being fucked in an alley by a bunch of skinheads

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Maze Hunter 3-D

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: Charizard i choose you

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E-Swat

2006-05-30
From: Sam
Comments: im, dreaming of a white, christmas

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Rambo III

2006-05-28
From: Sam
Comments: Peter, only one person thought it was me, others asked me over MSN where i got it from, and i told them... off a website,. If you are the voices... then why dont you go back to being amusing rather than a uptight wannabe know it all square? just a suggestion.

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Rambo III

2006-05-27
From: Sam
Comments: I posted it to my friend on myspace because it was funny. Not because i passed it off as my own. and i doubt you are the ame person... the voices is amusing, you are pathetic and sad, and have a high priority to point out spelling and grammar mistakes on online forums. I pity you peter.

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Rambo III

2006-05-27
From: Sam
Comments: Poor old peter. I didnt realise that such small things upset you, such as spelling and grammar, it was my bad ... i might have known that you would get upset if you are the voices and i used your saying. That sort of online offence must have pushed you far enough to slash your wrists in fustration. Im truley sorry peter, and i also recommend councelling for this strange obsessive compulsive disorder you seem to have. Also pray tell... why do you look at myspace page again? just curious, If you need a sholder to cry on about people with bad spelling and grammar, give me a call. Ill listen, its Ok its Ok... shhh

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Operation Wolf

2006-05-25
From: Sam
Comments: mi youse ov ingleshe grammur iz fyne peetur. Mi spellyng iz alzo noe problum. This ought to provide some entertainment from everyones favorate walking dictionary.

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Space Harrier

2006-05-23
From: Sam
Comments: This game is good fun, i havent yet completed it yet though.

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Mortal Kombat 2

2006-05-22
From: sam
Comments: fuck dis game

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-19
From: Sam
Comments: Your the only one that takes it so seriously peter. So your quite right.... i cant argue on your level :) and as a white British person i am superiour to you. ta ta

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Mortal Kombat 2

2006-05-19
From: Sam
Comments: Lol... i love you peter. such a dickhead

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-18
From: Sam
Comments: You dont even notice youre doing it!!!! You too are making me out into something false! It is exactly the same!! and writing long words doesnt make you superiour. You obviously dont have much better to do!! Its quite cute really. But in a way I feel sorry for you.... Stimie... your right! peter, if this is so distressing and emotional for you then why not join an emo band and write a fucking song about it?

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2006-05-18
From: Sam
Comments: were you replying there to my comment peter?

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-17
From: Sam
Comments: I dont know if youve noticed peter.... but what you say to me is more or less what i say to you... about having a shit life. You dont notice these things because you got your face buried in a dictionary all the time. geek. get a life. And... Bae-Yeon.... haha i told you man., comeing on this site is funny isnt it!

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-16
From: Sam
Comments: Here he goes again.... aww its so cute.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-16
From: Sam
Comments: Peter. Im better than you, there is nothing you can do about it. i always win at life.... theres nothing you can do to change than it, just appreciate that i am a superiour being than you... come on, its not that hard to admit is it. Once you admit it then i will forgive you of all these bad things youve said, and continue along the path of righteousness.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-15
From: Sam
Comments: No im right dick shit. Hows your parents? still cooking all your meals for you? Tard. If your so smart then go to university, go to college, get a career. you look pathetic man, seriously. If your as clever as you try and make yourself out to be... then why not apply it into getting a real life?? just a friendly suggestion :)

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-14
From: Sam
Comments: Peter... they call us crackers because in the old days we used to crack whips over them. hilarious eh? teehee, your so easy to wind up.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-13
From: Sam
Comments: You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists. You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists. You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist. I am white. I am proud. But, you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists? Now watch, I'll be a racist for posting this

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After Burner

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: I love Peter, he makes me laugh. Its funny how someone must sit in front of a computer with a dictionary looking up long words in an attempt to appear intellectually superiour. I bet his mum has big nipple bases.

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Missile Defense 3-D

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Im a better Judo player than Peter.

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My Hero

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Nigger, I Hate Your Face, Dont Try And Mess With The Master Race!

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Robocop Vs. Terminator

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: when the Korean says 'Gameplayer' its amusing.

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Quartet

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Peter thinks im ass ugly. He lies, i know im handsome. He is just jealous.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Peter, Im 20 and i am richer than your parents. Want to move in?

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Cyborg Hunter

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: I think Peter should take his arguing skills to a new level. Go and disagree with a bunch of people face to face. lol

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Reggie Jackson Baseball

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: I think ive given Peter enough to play with for one day. Ill be back to see the deperatley upsetting and interlectually superiour remarks and replys tomorrow. see yopu all, love you peterphile.

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After Burner

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: That was so predictable... you clearly do. If your that smart, then why are you still living with your parents? dick shit.

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Missile Defense 3-D

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Oh well, maybe one day you might.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: Like ive told you before. I am incredibly succesful. Nevermind eh?

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Blade Eagle 3-D

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: To give you credit peter, this has amused me a little. nice one man.

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Alien Syndrome

2006-05-06
From: Sam
Comments: did you not notice the sarcasm in my message to Stimie? I think you take this all too seriously.... its kinda cute really. Bless you Peter.

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Golden Axe

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Now We can begin the cleansing... if you know what i mean.

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My Hero

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Jesus, Oh, How i Love Ya, How I Love Ya, Jesus!

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Master Games 1

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: When your a clown... Nobody Takes you seriously!

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: As i was in Seoul one time... and this fellow turned to me and said 'Do you have change for the phone?' i replyed... 'Darling you dont need to change for the phone!' (korean small)

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Bram Stokers Dracula

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: What an enourmous ippon! Uchi mata, Countered brilliantly with Ura Nage! fucking have some of that!

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Mirracle Warriors

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I had to start this game again cos i kept killing merchants and taking their gold.! muahaha

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: This game was almost as crap as getting head of that Amy.

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After Burner

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: This game is in terminator 2 judgement day. but that might be the genesis version. i hate browns

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Maze Hunter 3-D

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: The jews are foolish men. All

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Alien Syndrome

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Everyone loves me. im so much better looking than peter.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Uhhh Ohh Uhh!! My nipples are so tender dont squeeze them any more!!

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I reckon Stimie is better than peter.

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Im The Miracle Ball

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American Baseball

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: and he whips him over with a powerful tai otoshi. he really is something.

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Penis. Penis. Penis.

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Bank Panic

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Nazi Properganda!?? you better belive it! (waits for Peter to point out the spelling mistake)

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Battle Out Run

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: i want to rape a 4 year old.

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Global Defense

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: September the 11th Was Funny

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Olympic Gold

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I was never very good at the pole vault.

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Operation Wolf

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: The Jews Like to rip off all people but their own kind. thus i think they should be eradicated. Hitler was right.

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Montezumas Revenge

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: We all know why we are here, and i belive we all know what needs to be done. But i think its best we dont talk out loud about it, untill we have most of them on the trains and heading to the camps.

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Out Run

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: JUDEN!

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Out Run Europa

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Emo sucks

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Out Run 3D

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: the other day i thought i had shat myself during sex, but it was allright. it was a false alarm.

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Paperboy

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I love my mum.

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Parlour Games

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Gay Parlours!!! wayne haffenden!

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Penguin Land

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: My sister keeps asking me to get this, and rainbow islands. Why ? why? i bet she likes it.

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Phantasy Star

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: me and mike played this solidly a few months back and got really far... we havent done anything else with it since, we really should, the fat sweaty trucker. i cut his head open last saturday , it was very funny.

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PitPot

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I have no idea about this game. But i bet if i play it id want to lick a twat of 5 years.

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Power Strike

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Kiga tsh tsh tsh, Koga tsh tsh tsh

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Predator 2

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: John_ron2002! me and richard are clearly a better group of 2 than john and ron! plus weve egged the fuck out of johns!

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Prince of Persia

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: The only reason we egged rons house is because his name rhymes with john.

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Black Belt

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Black Belt Me! Black Belt me! champion me! i bet i can ippon seoi nage peter thru the floor.

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Blade Eagle 3-D

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: I reckon Kiera has got big nipple bases, Richard think her cunt stinks... Cast your votes people!

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Bomber Raid

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Boom!

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Alien Syndrome

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: sigh.... its not easy being this pretty, its a burden.

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Bank Panic

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: Says Peter, having time to go through all my comments and commenting ones that seem to have something to do with him. youre not that smart really.

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Blade Eagle 3-D

2006-05-05
From: Sam
Comments: My music taste rules. |Ive already asked kiera.... she refused to answer me.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-08
From: Sam
Comments: Peter, your the one who wanted to go donut digging with her. Ha Stimie, yes youre right, old ladies do need a good shafting.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-07
From: Sam
Comments: Peter never came to my party. its an unfortunate occurance... he missed his chance with Lois. Jono fucked her. I fucked the girl who i didnt know who works in the supermarket.. Fun times, fun times. What a 20th.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-07
From: Sam
Comments: Stimie never came either. But ethniclly the party was clwan. it is all good.

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Final Bubble Bobble

2006-04-04
From: Sam
Comments: Standing in the lane way, waiting for the scum, smash their yellow faces, kick their yellow bums, when they scream for mercy, we will show none! skin-head skin-head till the job is done!

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: On thursday the 6th April. Me and Lois are having a party. Peter is invited.

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Action Fighter

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: Goodness me! the Korean girl fucks like a nymphomaniac on death row!

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: Youre welcome Peter, im sure you wont need to get her drunk, she loves taking it up the wrong-un.

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Rambo: First Blood Part II

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: sure you can Stimie

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Scramble Spirits

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: fuck me son! i wrote the last post on this board in 2004! FUCKING HELL NIGEL!

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Astro Warrior

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: alive.... i like to stop children from being alive... A BABYS PELVIS

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Marble Madness

2006-04-03
From: Sam
Comments: my sister bought me this. A FAT BABY'S NUTSACK!

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Global Defense

2006-03-28
From: Sam
Comments: Really peter? i took your name? or am i also you? or indeed are you the only person on this board arguing with yourself over made up situtions because you are bored living with your parents at your age.? hmmmm

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2006-02-21
From: Sam
Comments: I fucking hate black people

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Captain Silver

2006-02-21
From: Sam
Comments: Jews, Blacks, Muslims And Browns... These Are The Things That Make Sam Frown!

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Aztec Adventure

2006-02-13
From: Sam
Comments: Hando.. Gooks down the railway hotel.

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Alien Syndrome

2006-02-13
From: Sam
Comments: When he starts his sniveling and pleading for his life.... tell him that your only sorry you missed his kids and wife

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-02-13
From: Sam
Comments: and thats an attempted foot-sweep, and a Tai Otoshi... a stronger attack one of Sam's favorates... Oh! and what a devastateing finish!! he set him up beautiful right Uchi-Mata... then just as his opponent thinks he's ridden it, He hit him with a left-footed Tomoe-Nage

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Action Fighter

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: Im glad somewhere somebody feels good abut themselves.

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Cloud Master

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: MY GOODNESS ME, He has just thrown him for ippon in the semi-final.... with a beautiful Morote-seoi-nage!!! hey wait... One handed... Its one handed!!!! fantastic stuff, goodness me i dont think ive ever seen a technique like it...

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Out Run 3D

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: pure apple juice

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Robocop 3

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: Cos im slim santa yes im the real cringle, all you fly girls like my balls cos they jingle... so wont the real slim santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up, Cos im slim santa yes im the saint Nick, so all you other fat santas can suck my fat dick!

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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: I think thats enough posts for you kids to play with... have fun boys... play nice! goodnight!

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Mirracle Warriors

2005-12-29
From: Sam
Comments: PC!

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Columns

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Hitler was the greatest leader this world has ever seen

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Hang On (Card)

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Ive just been down the pub with Richard and Kiera. Wehad a great time.

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Battle Out Run

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Beautiful Koreans

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Master Games 1

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Niggers

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Astro Warrior

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Tasty Chinese

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Arcade Smash Hits

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: i remember onc when i was a child, me and anthony were plaing on the beach... much to our horror.... when we returned from a swim in the sea... two boys were sitting in the hole we dug.... and one said to the other in a discusting northern accent... "its quite warm isnt it ben". Fucking dickheads... if i saw them now id smash them up

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Operation Wolf

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: Thai.... ai!

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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: penises small

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Choplifter

2005-12-28
From: Sam
Comments: I borrowed this of Sean and never gave it back.... what a loser

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Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2005-12-27
From: Sam
Comments: No one gives a fuck about you or your fucking game gear

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Golden Axe

2005-12-25
From: Sam
Comments: Töten sie die Juden. Wir können nicht stillstehen bis sie alle tot sind.

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Action Fighter

2005-12-25
From: Sam
Comments: Es ist Zeit für Rache!

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My Hero

2005-12-25
From: Sam
Comments: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!

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