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141 reviews by Scott..

Mirracle Warriors

2013-02-15
From: Scott
Comments: I figure I should give everybody an update on the novel and there's no time like the present, as they say, so here goes: I hate to admit it, but an original pornographic fantasy novel is just too ambitious a project for someone of my intellectual means. I haven't given up all hope, however, and am proceeding at pretty good clip on my re-novelization of the Lord of the Rings trilogy wherein I eliminate a lot of the blabbing and shit and throw in a fuckload of disturbingly pornographic elements. I've had to add a lot of female characters as the movies (and novels that inspired them) were total sausage-fests. Beyond that it is going well, so well, in fact, that I have already been contacted by lawyers representing both Peter Jackson and the estate of J.R.R. Tolkien himself. Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Rating: n/a

Ariel the Little Mermad

2012-07-28
From: Scott
Comments: Peter, you're a dick. You know it. I know it. So let's just leave our differences at the door for the time being. I agree 100% about fantasy art bitches and their too perfect tits. Mix it up a bit. I wonder, though, if it is done not just for the conveyance of a desired aesthetic, but rather to avoid any possible confusion over the age/sexual maturity of the women in question. In other words, because most people probably find that shit to be weird nerd-porn, they probably also don't want to be seen as painting suggestive pictures of underage girls riding around on centaurs and dragons and other shit like that. Just a thought. I mean, pubic hair could to the same thing for less top-heavy depictions of the female form, but most such art consists of topless women, not full nudes.

Rating: n/a

Super Off Road Race

2012-07-28
From: Scott
Comments: Shit, more than one, looks like.

Rating: n/a

Mirracle Warriors

2012-07-27
From: Scott
Comments: I appreciate the interest, Peter, but I feel I should come clean and admit that I am having considerable difficulty in actually writing the novel. It really isn't for a lack of interest on my part, I assure you. It has more to do with an inability to properly research everything I need for the novel. A lot goes into writing a book, Peter, more than most people realize at first blush. And, to put it bluntly, as a registered sex offender it is difficult for me to get access to the research materials I need to help flesh out my novel. My mom keeps pretty close tabs on my internet activities and the authorities do spot checks on the house and my computer every two months, so...whatever. No one can deny me my imagination, however, so I intend to fight on and complete the work eventually, though I am not willing to hazard a guess as to how long that may take. Thanks again for the interest.

Rating: n/a

Wimbledon Tennis

2012-01-20
From: Scott
Comments: Yeah, she knows how to take a dick, alright. Pippa is better, though.

Rating: n/a

Great Baseball

2012-01-20
From: Scott
Comments: Unfortunately, nowadays a lot of girls are figuring out that men are rather replaceable, at least when it comes to sex. Don't even get me started on vibrators! What man could compete with that? Hell, even a simple trip to the grocery store can provide a woman with things bigger and better than a man. Tough times...

Rating: n/a

World Class Leader Board

2012-01-20
From: Scott
Comments: They say it's good to be with a woman that can "take care of herself", so to speak, but like you, I have found that to be a double-edged sword. Sure, when they know their own bodies the sex is often better, but a lot of times that just helps them figure out that you're not doing it for them. Shit, I lost one girl to the electric toothbrush that I bought her! Once she realized that sucker vibrated like crazy, it was over.

Rating: n/a

Penguin Land

2011-12-28
From: Scott
Comments: Same here.

Rating: n/a

Super Tennis

2011-12-26
From: Scott
Comments: Farewell, BluBlaDe! I, for one, will miss your clumsy English and your odd obsession with manliness, though you may have been a tad judgmental of others for a man with a rape fixation.

Rating: n/a

Mirracle Warriors

2011-12-13
From: Scott
Comments: Something as filthy as my novel is too important to society to charge money for. Plus, I'm having a hard time (pun intended) finding a publisher that won't balk at the frank and disturbing violent sex acts that form the bulk of the novel. Hell, I've thrown up a couple of times writing it.

Rating: n/a

Running Battle

2011-12-13
From: Scott
Comments: I like Japanese chicks as much as the next dude, but frankly a lot of Japanese porno is just weird. Plus the Japanese have oddly inconsistent censorship laws. For example, you can watch twenty guys jerking off on some hog-tied bitch in a Sailor Moon outfit, but heaven forbid if you can actually see her pussy. STOP PUSSY CENSORSHIP NOW! It's the only cause I believe in.

Rating: n/a

Robin Hood

2011-12-12
From: Scott
Comments: Yup, three words, my man: Japanese sex dolls.

Rating: n/a

Out Run 3D

2011-12-07
From: Scott
Comments: Yeah, that was stupid. Why else does one even get a Ferrari in the first place if not to attract and fuck hot women?

Rating: n/a

Parlour Games

2011-12-07
From: Scott
Comments: Well, if you're doing it right (objectifying women, that is) it doesn't really matter if you can see their faces or not. Frankly, I like to look them in the eyes as my hot spunk rains down upon their upturned faces.

Rating: n/a

Psychic World

2011-12-07
From: Scott
Comments: So "lars" loves Metallica, does he? I wonder if that comment was actually written by Lars Ulrich of Metallica. After all, no one but a member of the band would ever think that they are the "true gods of metal". They have a few good songs, to be sure, but taken as a whole it's all just a bunch of poser metal performed by a bunch of pussies strutting around and acting tough in shitty videos. I would say Metallica can suck my dick, but I fear they'd jump at the opportunity.

Rating: n/a

Rambo: First Blood Part II

2011-12-07
From: Scott
Comments: Yeah, that would be the life if you could choose who got to "use" you. Reminds me of that time in every young boy's life that he wants to be a gynecologist...right up until the time he realizes that he wouldn't just be doing pelvic exams on supermodels and cheerleaders. There'd be nasty diseases and disorders to deal with, too.

Rating: n/a

Alien Storm

2011-12-05
From: Scott
Comments: I was just reading about how NASA's Kepler mission has discovered an Earth-like planet. Now, we don't know much about this planet, but I say we kill the men and rape their women! Who's with me?

Rating: n/a

Monic Castle Dragao

2011-12-04
From: Scott
Comments: Brazil is pretty great if you enjoy grinding poverty and gang violence that makes Detroit or Compton look like Sesame Street. On the plus side, though, the women seem to be willing to do anything if you pay them enough (which is a result of the whole poverty thing).

Rating: n/a

TV Colosso

2011-12-04
From: Scott
Comments: You're a sick fuck, Perry, but your dog must be awesome. Excuse me, ex-dog.

Rating: n/a

Master Chess

2011-12-03
From: Scott
Comments: Chess is lame, but if you're good at it, you'll get to have the smug satisfaction of looking down upon some other chess-playing pillowbiter when you defeat them.

Rating: n/a

Mak Kong

2011-12-03
From: Scott
Comments: If there's one thing I like watching it's...well, it's football. But if there are two things I like watching, one is football, the other is super skinny bitches riding giant dildos. I hate, however, the so-called "squirting" genre of porn. Now, I'm not sure of the exact nature of female ejaculation or whether it truly even exists, but I do know it isn't THAT. Yeah, congratulations bitch, you just pissed on a couch. Not fooling me, honey.

Rating: n/a

Masters of Combat

2011-12-03
From: Scott
Comments: I tried to watch some of that porno where chicks wrestle around and shit, but it didn't really do anything for me. What was the problem? Well, they were pretty much just wrestling, that's what. Sure, you'll see tits and some occasional slit action, but they're not really doing anything else. Very disappointing.

Rating: n/a

T2: Judgement Day

2011-12-02
From: Scott
Comments: Are you kidding? Listen to that dude prattle on! He's got serious issues there, some of which masturbation would probably fix, but the guilty would make him cry like a bitch. Don't be like him and don't listen to him. He's how you know if you're gay or not: do you, or do you want to, fuck other dudes? If not, you aren't gay. It's really that simply. You don't sound like no gay dude to me, anyway.

Rating: n/a

Great Baseball

2011-12-02
From: Scott
Comments: Seems like it would be an interesting story, if you ask me. Impressive girl, too, by the sound of it. If it is an consolation, I lost a girlfriend to one of those oversize novelty dildos. Her girlfriends gave it to her as a gag gift for her birthday. We all told her that it wasn't one that you're actually supposed to use, but she didn't listen. I guess they're still together.

Rating: n/a

Great Volleyball

2011-12-02
From: Scott
Comments: Well, yeah, tits are okay, but the pussy is the whole fucking point, isn't it?

Rating: n/a

Heroes of the Lance

2011-12-02
From: Scott
Comments: That seems pretty plausible to me, though I can't speak for Lance there. I think that's why I gravitate towards Asian women myself. Whether it's true or not, they make you feel big.

Rating: n/a

George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-12-01
From: Scott
Comments: Well, it was pretty much like a burn anywhere else, it hurt like all hell, but finally healed up well with no permanent damage to my junk. Frankly, I blame the whole sorry episode on my girlfriend at the time. You see, she had taken to fucking herself with her curling iron. She would plug it in and let it get hot, then she would let it cool to a tolerable level and masturbate with it. She said it felt fantastic to have such a warm and rigid object sliding in and out of her lady hole. Figuring that what's good for the goose is good for the gander, I figured that my George Foreman grill could serve much the same purpose, that is offering my penis a nice and warm place to stay and wriggle around. It goes without saying that I didn't let the it cool enough before inserting my member between the twin grilling surfaces and I was burned pretty badly. Well, the burns were actually minor, but their locations made them rather severe in my mind. In any event, after my girlfriend laughed at me the whole time she was driving me to the burn center at the local hospital, I broke off our engagement (I was going to anyway; she was kind of religious and I had to agree to it for her to put out) and also canceled my plans to fuck my waffle iron.

Rating: n/a

Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2011-11-29
From: Scott
Comments: Never. Had my share of authentic Canadian beaver pelt, too. You got any sisters? They might have had some of ol' Scott's love up in 'em. Regardless, about 90% of dudes that don't like hair down there are closet pedophiles; that way when they're fucking their wives or girlfriends, they can pretend that it's little Sally down the street or whatever. Sick fuck.

Rating: n/a

Cloud Master

2011-11-29
From: Scott
Comments: The Irish? Manly? Two words, bitch: Michael Flatley. Granted, he's Irish-American, but no one in this country would claim that flamer.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2011-11-29
From: Scott
Comments: The Amish are harmless, and their women know how to take a dick. Really, they just lie there and take it; that's the lot in life of the Amish woman. Now, what you really want is some of your fundamentalist Mormon types. They're the same way, but they don't even care if you've got a few more holes to pork per night. Plus, it's pretty easy to manipulate women of either group.

Rating: n/a

Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2011-11-28
From: Scott
Comments: I like a hairy pussy.

Rating: n/a

Aztec Adventure

2011-11-27
From: Scott
Comments: Yeah, except the poor girls get their clits cut off. I guess it does provide a ready excuse for when you can't get them off, though.

Rating: n/a

Ariel the Little Mermad

2011-11-27
From: Scott
Comments: Cartoon chicks can be hot. Unfortunately, it seems to me that too often the artists and animators try a little too hard to make them sexy. Hentai is generally the most egregious in this regard. I want to find those bitches hot, I really do, but dial back the giant, conical tits a little bit, Japanese dudes. Don't get me wrong, I have an appreciation of large breasts, but I also appreciate a modicum of realism. So, if I'm supposed to buy that they're getting tentacle-raped by some monster, at least let some of them have small to medium sized boobies. That's all I'm asking for. Plus, big ones, real big ones, have some hang to them. It's called gravity, accept it because it ain't going anywhere.

Rating: n/a

A Turma Da Monica

2011-11-26
From: Scott
Comments: Fat chicks got pussies, too. Is it better to fuck hot chicks? Sure, but why not both? Plus, fat bitches are so eager to please they'll let you do real nasty shit to them.

Rating: n/a

Addams Family

2011-11-26
From: Scott
Comments: Do you mean weird as in "weird looking" or do you mean weird as in just weird? If it is the former, well, maybe, but she's still kind of cute. If it is the latter, you must not appreciate the sexual advantages of being with weird and/or crazy chicks. They'll do you right, my man. Sure, they might kill you while you're sleeping afterward, but the rewards outweigh the risks.

Rating: n/a

Rampart

2011-09-24
From: Scott
Comments: Mother, this is difficult for me to say, which is why I am posting it here in the hope that you will find and read it rather than just going downstairs and telling you to your face. I understand that I have put you in a difficult spot, and I understand why you've put a (ridiculously effective) porn blocker on our family computer, but frankly some of the rules you've imposed upon me are just unreasonable. The most glaring example is your insistence on watching me masturbate. I appreciate your understanding that it is something I have to do, but I don't think it is necessary for you to monitor this activity so closely. I don't have any porn in the house and I've promised not to try to bypass the porn filter anymore. At some point you've just got to trust me, mom.

Rating: n/a

Olympic Gold

2011-09-23
From: Scott
Comments: Your mom sounds like one fucked up bitch, Greg. Tell her to give me a call...while you're humping your pillow thinking about Alicia Sacramone, I'll be buttfucking your mom like there's no tomorrow. Hope you got earplugs, sport.

Rating: n/a

Quartet

2011-09-23
From: Scott
Comments: Well, Paul, I'm sorry to read that. There is, of course, the old saying that "it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean" that counts with regard to penis size, but it sounds like you might be pushing a bit with your man-clit. As long as you're willing and able to munch box, though, you should be good to go relationship wise. Most women just don't get off on intercourse alone. In any event, at least your anatomical peculiarity got you the opportunity to get your lady doctor to "show you hers". Keep working and you'll tap that ass. Well, maybe not "tap", but at least rub up against. Here's hoping that someday you'll get her upper thigh wet and sticky.

Rating: n/a

Indiana Jones

2011-09-23
From: Scott
Comments: Caught the latest Indiana Jones movie on TV a couple of weeks ago. Only two thing wrong with it really: 1) Shia, and 2) LaBeouf. Stop making movies LaDouche.

Rating: n/a

Total Recall

2011-09-23
From: Scott
Comments: She would let you, Brad, she would. I know because I met Sharon Stone in the parking lot of a Glendale In-N-Out Burger and, in lieu of an autograph (which she freely and kindly offered) I asked for a quick flash and sniff. She played it coy at first, but eventually relented and even let me stick my finger in there a little bit. It was pretty sweet. Nice, nice lady.

Rating: n/a

A Turma Da Monica

2011-09-22
From: Scott
Comments: What are you the nemesis of, good grammar? The English language? Enjoy the sound of gunshots as you try to fall asleep tonight in the favela.

Rating: n/a

Chapolim

2011-09-22
From: Scott
Comments: Ah, yes, Brazil...where American pornstars go to get AIDS.

Rating: n/a

Pacmania

2011-09-22
From: Scott
Comments: Reasons not to have anal sex with a prostitute: 1) it costs more. 2) it will be messy (remember, porn starlets give themselves enemas a few hours before hand; a prostitute won't). 3) prostitutes, while useful, are disease ridden and their anuses are certainly no exception. 4) anal sex greatly increases the odd of inadvertently fucking a transvestite; if you pay for pussy, you'll be looking for a pussy. End communication.

Rating: n/a

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2011-09-10
From: Scott
Comments: Yeah, I guess so. How do we make that happen?

Rating: n/a

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2011-09-10
From: Scott
Comments: Hang on, bitch! In no way did you make it clear that I would have to pay for said panties. Scott don't pay for panties, Natalie. Scott wets 'em and gets 'em, skank. End of fucking story. Sorry I ever crossed paths with either of you psycho weirdos. I sure as fuck don't need your panties, anyway. A couple of weeks ago I was out late at night looking at the stars and wishing my life wasn't shit when a carload of high school fucks parked in the road just off of my yard. They were sparking up doobies by the smell of it, but after a while, one of the girls in the party had to go to the bathroom and ended up peeing in my bushes. They all left soon after that, and in my explorations of the area afterward I came across a bar napkin that the young lady had used to wipe herself after her surreptitious piss. I know this because I smelled the napkin and it had the very clear and unmistakable aroma of pussy on it. Needless to say, I have kept this napkin as something of a keepsake of the occasion, akin perhaps to Cinderella's glass slipper. If the young lady ever comes back one night, I'll explain to her how I often masturbate while enjoying the sweet smells of her sex. No woman could fail to be flattered by such a revelation, I assure you. So it must be obvious, then, that I don't need your panties. Scott don't pay for panties.

Rating: n/a

Ys: The Vanished Omens

2011-09-09
From: Scott
Comments: That is much appreciated. I don't know where I would self-publish my disturbing brand of erotica if it were not for this site. Hmm...maybe I'll review the games, too.

Rating: n/a

4 Pak All Action

2011-09-08
From: Scott
Comments: Yawn...see you later.

Rating: n/a

Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2011-09-07
From: Scott
Comments: Well, Pete, you better get rid of Ivan Fago while you're at it, too. I had heard that Dolph Lundgren had gone crazy, but shit!

Rating: n/a

Ghost House

2011-08-28
From: Scott
Comments: Where have you gone, Dolph Lundgren? Where are our third-rate action stars? I guess we'll have to live with the likes of Jason Statham, super-douche though he is.

Rating: n/a

4 Pak All Action

2011-08-25
From: Scott
Comments: Thanks for getting rid of that rat bastard. Anyone that would post pictures of Rob Schneider on a webpage that even children could access is a real sicko.

Rating: n/a

Joe Montana Football

2011-08-22
From: Scott
Comments: Shit, now there's two pictures of Rob Schneider.

Rating: n/a

Super Tennis

2011-08-21
From: Scott
Comments: I like hairy women, but I also like little girls. What's wrong with me? Why must my dreams haunt me so?

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2011-08-21
From: Scott
Comments: That has to be the most disingenuous apology I've heard since I reneged on a promise to pay for half of an abortion.

Rating: n/a

Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2011-08-17
From: Scott
Comments: Peter, use your powers for good...bring back that picture of the Japanese chick giving herself a shit-shower, pixelated pussy and all. Do it for your loyal minions here, Peter. I beseech thee.

Rating: n/a

Joe Montana Football

2011-08-16
From: Scott
Comments: Fuck you both! I might be a loser, but I'm not on the level of you assholes. I would also like to say to Rodney Peete that I am sorry for any offense given. Football is a physical game and it takes its toll on all players. Also, Rodney, I'd just like to say that I've wanted to put the wood to your wife ever since her 21 Jump Street days. Peace out, brutha.

Rating: n/a

Joe Montana Football

2011-08-15
From: Scott
Comments: Seems like it wasn't just in your head, Rodney. After all, they must have beaten you badly enough to make you unable to spell your own name correctly.

Rating: n/a

TransBot

2011-08-15
From: Scott
Comments: Come on, Pete, you know you liked sucking dicks...

Rating: n/a

Flash

2011-08-15
From: Scott
Comments: What volume of Girls Gone Wild is your sister on, Peter? I'll save up a big load for her.

Rating: n/a

Zillion

2011-08-15
From: Scott
Comments: I don't like how all the chicks in hentai porn have ridiculously large tits. Variety is the spice of life, after all, and little ones can be really fun, too, as well as your medium sized boobies.

Rating: n/a

TransBot

2011-08-14
From: Scott
Comments: Hey, Peter, if you are as powerful as you say you are, bring back that "sucking dicks" thing from back in the day. That was funny as fuck!

Rating: n/a

PitPot

2011-08-13
From: Scott
Comments: I made fudge.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars

2011-08-13
From: Scott
Comments: I like the dog barfing up letters in the screenshot. It can't help but remind me of the time I overheard my mom and my aunt talking on the phone and my aunt was telling about how she caught my cousin Kristen getting, uh, licked by their dog Barney. She wasn't getting licked in the face, either, if you know what I mean. She got grounded, I guess, the dog wasn't punished as far as I could ascertain.

Rating: n/a

Ghouls and Ghosts

2011-08-13
From: Scott
Comments: Captain's Log: plop.

Rating: n/a

Captain Silver

2011-08-13
From: Scott
Comments: My great-great-grandfather took a valuable Kerr revolver off of a dead captain of the 18th Mississippi near Chattanooga in 1863. Long story short, sold it for meth.

Rating: n/a

PitPot

2011-08-10
From: Scott
Comments: I pooted.

Rating: n/a

PitPot

2011-08-10
From: Scott
Comments: We both know exactly how many people visit this site with any regularity: two. Don't bother with this "real" Scott or "real" Peter bullshit.

Rating: n/a

Rampart

2011-08-09
From: Scott
Comments: You're a real dick, Peter. This site doesn't belong to you it belongs to the world, it belongs to every one of us. So get treatment for your schizophrenia and leave me the fuck alone. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go jerk off in front of my mom and her friends (it's book club night).

Rating: n/a

Rampart

2011-08-09
From: Scott
Comments: Please, Mom! You've blocked all the porno sites so there is nothing to worry about with me being here. We just talk about old video games, that's all. You remember our Master System, right mommy? I'd play it all the time after I got home from school. It's completely innocent. I understand I have to be back at home, but you don't need to watch me every minute of the day. It's not like I raped anyone; I broke into some houses and stole some underwear. Yeah, lock me up. Crime of the century, right? I know I've put you in a difficult spot, Mom, and you've been as understanding as ever, but I think you're being just a bit unfair about this site. I need some sort of outlet, don't I? I know what you're going to say, "Gee, Scooter, isn't the hour you spend in the bathroom every day an 'outlet'?" but that's not what I mean. This might not be the best time to bring it up, but can I get a "yes" or "no" regarding you buying me a Hustler or Penthouse magazine or something?

Rating: n/a

Bart vs the Space Mutants

2011-08-09
From: Scott
Comments: Hey, dudes, ever seen those cartoons were Homer's giving it to Lisa?

Rating: n/a

Air Rescue

2011-08-06
From: Scott
Comments: Ain't no one talking to you, bitch!

Rating: n/a

George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-08-06
From: Scott
Comments: Who the fuck do you think you are, anyway? Any jackass can fuck fat bitches like that skank Natalie. They're so lonely and horny and generally sad that any dude that has five minutes to spare can talk them into all manner of degrading sex acts. I know because my brother was married to a fatty and I fucked her a bunch of times just to get under his skin. He ended up trying to kill her and went to prison, another long story....Regardless, watch how you talk to me.

Rating: n/a

Air Rescue

2011-07-14
From: Scott
Comments: Make me.

Rating: n/a

Quartet

2011-07-08
From: Scott
Comments: I do know what you're saying. It'd be fun as hell to put everything through their paces, so to speak. Mentioned this to a girl I knew once and she said something to the effect that if I did turn into a woman she hoped it would be during my period (cramps and all that). This always struck me as such a sad and self-loathing statement and I really felt sorry for her that she looked at herself and womanhood in such negative terms. On another note, I had a girlfriend ask me once what the male fascination with chicks inserting different objects into their vaginas was all about. I told her that it was pretty simple, really: if dudes had pussies, they'd put anything and everything they could think of that would fit into their cooters solely out of basic curiosity. Perhaps more nobly, it is a certain spirit of discovery and adventure or it is just how men think sexually.

Rating: n/a

Cheese Cat-Astrophe

2011-07-05
From: Scott
Comments: Indeed, Scott, but as you well know, the cruel irony of Japanese porn is that you take what are, arguably, some of the most aesthetically pleasing pussies in the world (that of Japanese women) and yet, through the crime of pixelation, we are denied the pleasure of even seeing these beautiful pudenda (with their pinks and browns and every color in between). My tastes aren't scatological, either, but pixelating pussies has to stop! FREE THE MEAT!

Rating: n/a

Hook

2011-05-04
From: Scott
Comments: Anyone else have fantasies about Tinker Bell playing with your knob? I know you couldn't have sex with her or anything, but she could straddle the shaft of your dick while rubbing the head with both of her little hands.

Rating: n/a

Fantasy Zone

2011-05-04
From: Scott
Comments: I used to frequent a bar called the Fantasy Zone, but it seemed not to have any relationship with this game whatsoever. The girls would give you head in the VIP for fifty bucks (which is kinda steep, unless you need your blowjobs accompanied by Jay-Z or Korn songs) but for a lay (oddly the same price) you'd have to go to the alley out back. I used to always make the same joke to Brandi (my usual girl) that we'd both go out the back door, but only I would come in the back door. She'd always laugh at this obvious allusion to my imminent sodomizing of her once tight asshole. Fun times, except for the night when one of the girls found a fetus in the dumpster while me and a bouncer were double-teaming Brandi's pussy. We both managed to finish, but it was a real downer, nonetheless.

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Fantasy Zone 2

2011-05-04
From: Scott
Comments: Weird thing is, the owner of The Fantasy Zone had another titty bar in the suburbs called The Fantasy Zone 2 (he wasn't much of an idea man when it came to names). It wasn't quite as wild; all you could get from the girls were handies or blowjobs, perhaps due to the more upscale location not lending itself as easily to semi-public back-alley fornication. Anyway, after a while Brandi started working at the Deuce (as we called it) and due to our longstanding business relationship she'd throw a fuck or two my way for a little extra green. She started dating this girl named Kelly, one of the waitresses at the bar (a good number of strippers go lesbo after a while due to their constant exposure to the baseness of the male sex), and she'd have Kelly stand guard outside the women's bathroom door while we did it in one of the stalls. Kelly herself wouldn't take cock for anything less than a c-note, but Brandi talked her into giving me discounts every now and again, so we'd all pile into Kelly's Sentra so she and I could fuck while Brandi got high. Brandi would usually end up rubbing one out or letting Kelly eat her out, so the inside of that little car would just reek of pussy after a while (in a good way).

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George Foreman KO Boxing

2011-05-03
From: Scott
Comments: Bought a George Foreman grill a few years back. Burned my penis pretty badly on it. Long story...

Rating: n/a

Great Volleyball

2011-05-03
From: Scott
Comments: Caught some women's beach volleyball on the tube the other day, FIVB tour to be precise. There's a young Brazilian lady on tour by the name of Larissa Franca that has, perhaps, one of the finest asses that the female species has to offer. It's simply breathtaking. Quite attractive otherwise, too.

Rating: n/a

Krustys Fun House

2011-04-29
From: Scott
Comments: Yeah, well my own mom and me got to be pretty open about masturbation and sexual stuff, but none of my friend's moms were anything other than plain old moms. A couple of them were kind of hot, but I never got the least bit of action off them or around them. The closest I got was my friend Tim's mom, but she was just a tease. The worst kind of tease, in fact, the kind that knows she's teasing you but gets pissed at you for knowing it, too. She would flounce around all summer in tiny little bikinis and hang around with us by the pool, but then if you ever gave her more than a second long glance she'd glare at you like you were trying to cop a feel. There was plenty to steal a glance of, too. She had a tight, little body with an all-year tan and tasteful breast implants (meaning that they were there only to fight gravity, not to strain credulity). Once I was there with Tim and I guess my eyes lingered too long on her or something, because she barked, "You might as well just stand there and jerk off the way you're staring!" It was pretty clear that she wasn't serious about the offer, but she wasn't exactly joking either; she was actually pissed that a teenage boy would take a look at a half-naked woman, any woman. Regardless, I muttered a half-assed "sorry" while Tim laughed at me until his mother informed him that she was talking to the both of us. We just went inside after that. She did drink, so maybe that was part of it. So, yeah, my friend's moms sucked, at least in sexual exploration terms, not that I needed them with my own mom being as open with me as she was. It was never anything sick or incestuous between us, it was just that she knew I masturbated a lot and just wanted me to be comfortable doing it whenever the need arose, that's all. Sometimes we'd be watching tv and some scantily clad chick comes on-screen and starts shaking her bits or something (doesn't take much for a teenage boy, bit of cleavage, short skirt, almost anything) and, depending on the kind of pants I was wearing, my mom would sometimes notice my "predicament" and would say, "better take care of that" or something to that effect. It would happen quite a lot. At first, I go to my room and take care of it, but after a while I'd just whip it out and whip it good. Mom would usually leave after a minute or two and then come back with a napkin or tissue for clean up and then leave again so I could finish. Other times she'd sit down and read or watch tv, or maybe finish up chores she was doing before I started; she never watched me for more than a few seconds, if at all, but I came a lot faster with her around. One time I was going through the mail at the kitchen table while she was making dinner and noticed the old Victoria's Secret catalog. There was a time where that was as close to a young boy could get to porn, and I guess we both knew it because after looking through it for a minute, I felt I should get up and relieve some lingerie induced stress when my mom noticed my rather obvious trouser tent. She said, "Uh, oh, a problem like that isn't going to take care of itself." I kinda laughed and said "yeah" and started to leave the kitchen when she said, "no, no, just cum in the sink, there'll be less mess that way." I walked over to the sink and started beating it, but for whatever reason it was harder to do standing up than sitting or laying down and it was taking me a long time to "finish". My mom must have noticed, too, because after a while she asked, "Anything wrong, Scotty? What's taking so long this time?" I said I didn't know but that I wasn't used to doing it standing up. She then said, "Well, you keep going and I'll see what I can do to help you." I didn't know what to say or what helping me would entail, but I said okay. Then she said, "Okay, now close your eyes and concentrate on the good feelings you're giving yourself, then I'm going to help you cum for me. Do it for me, sweetie. Mommies are happy when their kids are happy, so make mommy happy by making yourself cum." Hearing what amounted to dirty talk from my mother didn't help at first, but after a bit it did start to get me hot; I just imagined the words coming from my mom's mouth were coming from a girl a school that I often stroked it over. She kept on, whispering "That's it sweetie, play with that nice cock. Cum for mommy. Mommy wants to see you cum. How much cum do you have for mommy? Let me see it, sweetie. Give mommy your cum. Mommy wants your cum, mommy needs your cum. Mommy needs it Scotty, mommy's so wet she needs your cum." With that, I shot perhaps the biggest load of my life into our stainless steel kitchen sink. Jet after jet pulsed out of my cock, my orgasm ending with an audible grunt and me saying "Oh....shit!" My mom, walking over to the sink, scolded "Language, Scotty!" but added, "Oh, that's a lot of cum, sweetie, that was a good one, wasn't it?" As I nodded, she grabbed my dick and pulled out the sink sprayer nozzle and used it to wash the remaining cum off my dick and then all of it down the drain. Then she let go and told me to go get ready for dinner. That was the only time she ever touched me in this kind of context, but she did get to were she would watch it more. Never did need her to "talk me through it" again, either. It was weird, especially the last, but it helps me finish to this very day.

Rating: n/a

Flash

2011-04-27
From: Scott
Comments: Is this about the lame-ass superhero, or is this about a bunch of 8-bit honeys showing their goodies for cash? If it is the latter, sign me up.

Rating: n/a

Incredible Hulk

2011-04-27
From: Scott
Comments: She-Hulk was kind of hot, but I bet she could rip your dick right off without even really trying. I mean as a total accident, like you start rubbing her pussy and she goes to return the favor via a handie and "POP", off flies your dick. I'm sure she'd feel bad about it, but that's a small consolation to a man who just had his penis ripped off. Of course, the green bitch ain't real, so I'll try to put all these sleepless nights behind me.

Rating: n/a

Golden Axe Warrior

2011-04-27
From: Scott
Comments: Life was hard back then, the game should reflect that. With that in mind, this game would have been much the better if you simply had the option to rape women. Warriors lived hard and they played hard, and believe you me, they didn't ask a bitch whether or not she wanted it. The women, for their part, would take their pounding and get on with life. Look, I'm not saying it's right, just that it would be more in the spirit of the age.

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Chapolim

2011-04-27
From: Scott
Comments: Holy shit. I just did a Google search for the word "chapolim" and some crazy-ass Brazilian shit came up. Weird, weird shit. Not cool. Not as weird as tranny porn, chicks shitting in a cup and drinking it, or chicks fellating horses, but pretty damn weird. Don't get your hopes up too much, though, because it is oddly weird without being the least bit interesting.

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A Turma Da Monica

2011-04-27
From: Scott
Comments: The title of the game reminded me of one Monica Lewinsky of Clinton impeachment scandal fame. I wouldn't mind A Turn on Da Monica, if you know what I mean. Cute face, big behind, that's all you need for a good time. A little thick, you say? Well, perhaps, but so am I and so is "it", but that would be Monica's problem.

Rating: n/a

Bram Stokers Dracula

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Have to agree with much of what is said below. Natural breasts, be they pert or saggy, have character. As for pubic hair, grow it and show it, ain't nothing wrong with hair down there.

Rating: n/a

Great Volleyball

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Not bad, a little difficult if you don't really give a shit about games anymore like I do, but would have been much better with two key changes: 1) make it beach volleyball and 2) make it women's beach volleyball. The limitations of 8-bit systems don't allow you to jerk off to the actual games, but they can help inspire your fantasies.

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Zool

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Damn, somebody beat me to the hilarious, if obvious, Ghostbusters reference. Oh, well. Beyond that, the screen shots to this game seem to be something out of the mind of an especially deranged pedophile. At the very least, the game was likely used by pedos to lure children down the path of molestation and a lifetime of therapy, "You like candy, little girl? Oh, I've got something even better than candy...Zool! Yes...sorry, my dear, but the game can't start with your undies on..."

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Other than what appears to be a topless chick on the title screen, I'm sure that this game is a total pile of shit. Hell, all RPGs are piles of shit in my estimation. Feel free to disagree. Who am I talking to?

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Zaxxon 3-D

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: The original Zaxxon is one of those games that seemed really great at the time, but now if you play it you're like...meh. Don't get me wrong, I think most current computer games are almost universally style over substance, it's just, well, kind of hard to explain. Like the saying goes, you can't go home again, especially if your parents change the locks after you knocked up a stripper.

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Wimbledon Tennis 2

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Saw something about how Kate Middleton was trying to lose weight for the big wedding coming up. First, she didn't need to lose weight. If anything she wasn't meaty enough to begin with, but that's just one man's opinion. Second, I'm American and don't give a rat's ass about any royal wedding. We fought two wars against the British so we wouldn't have to be concerned with those pointless, inbred, freeloaders.

Rating: n/a

Jurassic Park

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Fairly entertaining movie, if only because my rather broad palette with regard to female beauty makes me appreciate a woman like Laura Dern more than many of my gender. I will also venture a guess based on the paucity of reviews that this game either wasn't released (though Danny suggests otherwise) or wasn't very good. I'll opt for the latter and give it a rating of 6, one for each inch of my penis that Laura Dern is welcome to accommodate within her yam-yam.

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Robin Hood

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: I like how in Robin Hood movies Maid Marion is always really, really hot. That's not to say that there weren't hot chicks back then, it's just that personal hygiene throughout most of Christendom was so poor that you wouldn't want to do her regardless of how attractive she was. It would be shocking by our standards, absolutely shocking.

Rating: n/a

Dr Robotniks Mean Bean Machine

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: It has nothing to do with this game, but I had a girlfriend that referred to her Hitachi Magic Wand "massager" (wink, wink) as her Mean Bean Machine, a coincidence made all the more remarkable by the fact that there is no chance that she had ever heard of this game. I was glad she had it; no skin off my nose, takes some of the pressure off.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Great post by diego, below. We need more people like that here, honest people that find this site to be a safe place where they can share the most intimate thoughts safely and anonymously with other weirdos such as myself. As for the game, an admitted classic, though I find I have little true affection for it, unlike games like Rastan and Psycho Fox.

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Air Rescue

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Choplifter variant? Sign me up, mother-fucker, sign me up! Hopefully it has a more satisfying ending, though. The ending of Choplifter is kinda like fucking a watermelon that you've warmed up and cut a hole into: yeah, it's vaguely like pussy, but once you're done, all you've really accomplished is ruining a perfectly good watermelon. Just jerk off in the shower like the rest of us, you perverts.

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Dick Tracy

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Anyone still do Madonna? I guess I would, I mean, she's got to know some freaky shit, right? How old is her daughter, anyway? Maybe I'll see if I can tap that. You know, if ever there was a mom that would be down for a little mother-daughter action, it'd have to be Madonna, don't you think? In that situation, I'd save the load for Lourdes. Hmm...I think she might be too young yet. I'll wait.

Rating: n/a

Smurfs

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: It's not something you think about when you're a kid, but as you get older and you start to think about it, you can't help but wonder what the hell is up with the Smurfs. I mean, there's an assload of them, yet only one female. Reproduction aside, what does that mean for poor Smurfette. That has got to be a wild scene, dozens of tiny blue dudes gang-smurfing the only girl in town. I like to think they'd do it on a pinball machine.

Rating: n/a

Enduro Racer

2011-04-26
From: Scott
Comments: Loved this game when I was a kid. I was also lucky enough to have an actual dirt bike when I was young, which was awesome. In fact, one of my fondest memories was when my little girlfriend at the time (we were only like thirteen so it was completely innocent) asked me to take her for a ride on my dirt bike through the woods behind my house. No problem, so we darted off into the woods with her grabbing onto my waist pretty tight as we went. Anyway, the first jump I hit went okay, but when we landed she bounced up and hit her head on a low-lying tree branch that I honestly forgot to warn her about (though the recent dry weather had made the branch sag much more than usual). She was knocked out cold, but as soon as I got off the bike to see about her I noticed that she was breathing okay. Long story short: I took her pants off and diddled her really good while she was unconscious. I even tasted her puss, there was definitely a urine taste to it, but it was real sweet otherwise. Being presented with what I thought at the time was a once in a lifetime opportunity, it goes without saying that I rubbed my dick up and down her slit for a good couple of minutes. Weird thing is, she got really wet from it, slippery as all hell. Then, after a quick look at her little boobs, I ejaculated into the bushes, pulled her pants back up, and started to see if I could revive her. She had a concussion, but turned out fine, not as fine as I did that day, though. Kids, huh?

Rating: n/a

Tin Tin on the Moon

2011-04-25
From: Scott
Comments: Tin Tin? Aren't those the books about a little Belgian poof written by some fascist douchebag? I have little doubt that this is a shitty game. Regardless, during my late teens my family and I went on several family vacations throughout Europe and we generally had a very good time. France was my favorite. I didn't like Paris, or should I say, Parisians, but most French people don't like them, either. The best thing about France is that almost any French woman will give you a handjob for just a few francs (euros now, I guess). Not all of them, of course, but most, the older the woman you ask (up to around 70, anyway), the better the chance that she'll be game. To be sure, it will be a rather no-frills, mechanical handjob, but it will get the job done. The same is true in much of Belgium, but only the Francophone part.

Rating: n/a

Wimbledon Tennis

2011-04-25
From: Scott
Comments: That Kate Middleton looks a lot like porn starlet Jayma Reid. I know this because I've fucked them both. Will doesn't care, hell, he was there.

Rating: n/a

Vigilante

2011-04-25
From: Scott
Comments: I consider myself something of a Vagilante. And ladies, that means whatever you want it to mean. Oh, yeah.

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Land of Illusion

2011-04-25
From: Scott
Comments: How big are Mickey and Minnie Mouse supposed to be relative to a human being? I ask because I'm wondering, if Minnie were real, could you fuck her without hurting her? I bet they'd be maybe four feet tall or so. I've done a couple of lady little people in my day, so it'd probably work out.

Rating: n/a

Slap Attack

2011-04-25
From: Scott
Comments: My Dick + Your Mom's Face = Slap Attack

Rating: n/a

Alien 3

2011-04-25
From: Scott
Comments: Don't know about the game, but the movie mostly sucked. They all did beyond the first two, though Alien: Resurrection entertained me by having Winona Ryder as cute little android. Winona shoplifted my heart long ago...

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Rampage

2011-04-25
From: Scott
Comments: When I was a kid I liked the part about eating people. Now that I'm (more or less) a grown-ass man, I really only like eating the women. You know what I'm talking about ladies. I wonder if a girl has ever actually visited this site?

Rating: n/a

Addams Family

2011-04-24
From: Scott
Comments: Anybody else think that Christina Ricci is pretty hot? Not necessarily in the Addams Family, mind you, just overall. Just something about her that makes my pants dance a bit; rather ample tit supply if I remember correctly.

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Cliffhanger

2011-04-24
From: Scott
Comments: Crap actor, probably. Crap game, probably. Crap movie, yes, but I always had a thing for Janine Turner and she was in it, so it wasn't all that bad. Incidentally, I still have the thing, it's just not for her anymore.

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Special Crime Investigation

2011-04-24
From: Scott
Comments: As long as that bitch David Caruso isn't in it, I'll give it a 5. Actually, I'll up that rating to a 6 because the word "special" in the title makes me think of Law and Order:SVU and Mariska Hargitay. Congratulations on your new little girl, Mariska, I wish I could cum on your face.

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TV Colosso

2011-04-24
From: Scott
Comments: Is this another Brazilian game? Haven't played it, but I did date a Brazilian chick for a while. In her early twenties she had done some "adult" movies down there. Some of her family was already in the States, so she moved up after a few people had recognized her from her movies. She mostly did solo and girl-girl stuff, no guy-girl, but being that pretty much anything goes in Brazil, she also did some, to put it delicately, "farm" themed movies. Animals. She did animals. Mostly with horses, a couple with dogs. She had no regrets over doing it, or so she said. She said the beasty stuff kinda turned her on, the horse movies just because they were naughty, the dog ones because, well, if dogs know how to do one thing, it's hump...and they'll hump anything. She never came, she said, but it felt good to her. The horsey movies were exciting to her because there was something thrilling about handling that much penis. She thought all women secretly wanted to touch horsecock at least once, and the fact that she actually had made her hot. A horse, itself, however, can do little to please a woman. That, and the inherent dangers of jerking and sucking so large and powerful an animal, tended to dampen her enjoyment of such scenes, but the pay was often better for horse movies than dog. In any event, I guess a career in porn, however brief, was a tough act for me to follow as our relationship only lasted about six months. As hard as it is to measure up to a horse, I think the lesbian movies were the real problem. Who knows how to please a woman better than another woman? Sweet girl, though.

Rating: n/a

Ariel the Little Mermad

2011-04-24
From: Scott
Comments: How old was Ariel supposed to be in the movie? I ask because she's got a nice little body on her and I'm not sure whether or not I should just go with the feelings that Ariel gives me. I know, I know, it's a cartoon. Doesn't matter to guys. Not in the least. Come to think of it, because she is a cartoon, it doesn't matter how young or old she is supposed to be. It's not like I can really fuck her. Can I? I dream of such a world.

Rating: n/a

Asterix

2011-04-24
From: Scott
Comments: Isn't Asterix some French comic set in Gaul during the Roman Empire days or some such shit? Catherine Deneuve is still holding up nicely, from what I can gather. I'd like very much to put the wood to her. I likes 'em young, I likes 'em old, but mostly I likes 'em on my cock.

Rating: n/a

Ms Pacman

2011-04-24
From: Scott
Comments: Oh, sure, I like fellatio, but it's not really my thing. With that in mind, does Ms. Pacman have a hole? Pacpeople eat, so I guess they would have asses. They also have sexes, so I must assume that Ms. Pacman would have some manner of vulva. They could lay eggs, though, so maybe not. Does anyone out there know?

Rating: n/a

Aztec Adventure

2011-04-24
From: Scott
Comments: Alright, I hate to actually post a comment about a game, but I've got a rather eerie story about this one. I had just received the game and had not yet advanced past the combined forces of Masked Rabbits and Ranbaike in the deserts of the third level. Frustrated, I went to bed and promptly had a dream where I imagined exactly the method of attack of the Waterman in the next level. Granted, there are only so many ways a dude made of water could attack, but I was a little kid and my own prescience impressed me to no end. Also, nothing about this game makes me even remotely horny, although "Aztec" makes me think of Mexico, and Mexico makes me think of Salma Hayek. Hmm...I guess it kinda does make me horny in a roundabout way.

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Flintstones

2011-04-23
From: Scott
Comments: Betty was hotter than Wilma, but you could pull a pud to either.

Rating: n/a

Total Recall

2011-04-23
From: Scott
Comments: Sharon Stone show her tits in Total Recall? I can't remember, so probably not, but I do remember that three-titted mutant chick. If you're going to be a mutant, that's not a bad way to go, especially if you're hoping for a career in the "hospitality" industry. Of course, that begs the question of whether having three boobs predisposes such a woman to the sex industry. Food for thought...

Rating: n/a

Sapo Xule

2011-04-23
From: Scott
Comments: Based on a Brazilian cartoon, eh? That reminds me of another Brazilian children's show that briefly graced American airwaves back in the day: Xuxa. Just some hot Brazilian chick prancing around in front of cameras and children; wonderfully inappropriate. This rating is for you, Xuxa.

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Krustys Fun House

2011-04-21
From: Scott
Comments: Speaking of crusty, my mom used to ask straight-out about my jerk sock, you know, the sock you cum into after you beat the dummy. Yeah, she'd come into my room, sometimes when I was about to make a deposit, and ask if the cumsock (that what she called it) needed to be washed. More than a few times she would have to wait a minute or two while I finished. She'd just stand there. Later, she gave me some of her old socks for the purpose, which was great because they use softer material for ladies' socks than for mens' for some reason.

Rating: n/a

Winter Olympics

2011-04-21
From: Scott
Comments: Do they have curling on any of these Winter Olympic-themed games? I've been known to beat meat to women's curling. Lots of girl-next-door types and some pretty sweet milfs as well. Good stuff. Try it.

Rating: n/a

Winter Games

2011-04-21
From: Scott
Comments: Is there curling on this one, either? It's a weird-ass sport, to be sure, but, to reiterate, a lot of rather attractive women participate in the sport at the Olympic level. Heterosexual males and lesbians alike will easily be able to pleasure themselves while watching women's curling.

Rating: n/a

Lord of the Sword

2011-04-21
From: Scott
Comments: My mom used to laugh when I would use the term "pork sword" for penis. She liked the sound of it. Ridiculous sounding, I guess. She herself would generally call them "cocks" or "dicks" with the occasional "thing" thrown in for good measure.

Rating: n/a

Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2006-01-04
From: Scott
Comments: This Game is super cool, But i wonder what if it's in 3D On the Xbox/Xbox 360

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After Burner

2003-11-27
From: scott
Comments: This game is kinda cool, but the arcade version and the Genesis version is much better.

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Golden Axe

2002-11-04
From: scott
Comments: I think tey should tell how to playy

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2002-06-21
From: Scott
Comments: The only Master system game with decent Graphics and spectacular Game Play

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Alex Kidd in High Tech World

2001-10-12
From: Scott
Comments: Ordering the pizza is just for shits and giggles, yes.

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Klax

2001-07-10
From: Scott
Comments: I am a fag, please fuck me, e-mail me at sco_84@yahoo.com and describe me your wildest, sexiest gay fantasies.

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Chuck Rock

2001-07-10
From: Scott
Comments: I would love to get fucked by a caveman like Chuck....mmmm....I am sure you would like to be that wild stud...so mail me at sco_84@yahoo.com if you are gay enough. C�mon, you know you want to.

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Robocop 3

2001-07-08
From: Scott
Comments: I am an asshole. I am masturbating with a Robocop action figure. If you wana masturbate with me email me at: sco_84@yahoo.com. C�mon you know you want to. Also send your erotic stories and wild fantasies related to Robocop, Flash Gordon, David Bowie or Freddy Mercury. Ciao pretty things!!!!!!!

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2001-05-12
From: scott
Comments: download game

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Great Basketball

2001-05-02
From: Scott
Comments: Great Basketball was the best basketball game of the 90's!! I grew up beating the hell out of the computer and all other users. BRING IT ON! I could steal the ball with my eyes closed!!!!

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Shinobi

2001-03-09
From: Scott
Comments: When I used to own this game, I played it on the emulator on my computer so I could save my position. By simply reloading my saved state every time I died, I virtually had infinite lives. It's the only way I can finish it. Boy, you should see the ending. The screen goes black, and in little white letters in the centre of the screen are the words "the end". No credits or anything! If it had a better ending I would have given more Alex's

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Rampage

2001-03-03
From: Scott
Comments: How can this be a 2 meg game if the ID code starts with a 5? If anyone knows the reason for this, then email me at sco_84@yahoo.com Anyway, this game is great. I have the color gameboy translation, but it doesn't compare to the sms version

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Terminator

2001-03-03
From: Scott
Comments: This game is impossible. I can't get very far at all. Jumping ducking and shooting do nothing to avoid other peoples' shots at all. I am killed within the first few minutes. Can anyone help? If so, mail me at sco_84@yahoo.com

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Zool

2001-03-03
From: Scott
Comments: Was this game released in Australia? Does anyone know an ID code for this game and/or how to translate it to give the meg or kb value? (Unless it is a 4 digit ID code- I know how to translate them). If you can answer any of these questions, then mail me at sco_84@yahoo.com I can't give a rating, that was an accident.

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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World

2001-03-01
From: Scott
Comments: A very good adaptation of the original Shinobi game. This you play as Alex Kidd and it has heaps of features and a funky soundtrack. Still the original Alex Kidd in Miracle World will always be better. It's simply more addictive.

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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap

2001-03-01
From: Scott
Comments: A good side scroller. I like the way you have to earn coins to buy items which will help you through the games. The bosses are the biggest sprites I've ever seen on an SMS game. However, the game can get a little annoying and difficult at times. Overall, a 7/10

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Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2001-03-01
From: Scott
Comments: In my opinion better than WB3:TDT This game really gets you thinking. Its only downfall is that you can't save your progress, so if you plan to complete the game, you have to sit there for hours on end. Wilbert should try the emulated version of the game (provided he owns the original cartridge). Then you can save your progress! Overall, a 9/10

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Sonic the Hedgehog 2

2001-02-28
From: Scott
Comments: What a lovely game, even tho the GG had different baddie music and they were a bit tougher!

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Ultima IV

2001-02-28
From: Scott
Comments: I borrowed this game from a friend. I never finished it tho! It was just too long! Still, killing Lord British and children was fun in a sick kinda way!

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