2011-05-31
From: stimie
Comments: I shit a condom one time. Stupid jail...
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R-Type
2011-05-31
From: stimie
Comments: I shit a condom one time. Stupid jail...
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2009-11-24
From: Stimie
Comments: I love seeing a good fisting.
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Psycho Fox
2008-09-24
From: stimie
Comments: LOL Legend of Baby! makes me feel happy to be on this earth with so many wonderful people. I'm glad I was given life so experience such things as what you said and this game. I hope life just keeps on bringing me nuggets of joy such as these.
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2
2008-09-24
From: stimie
Comments: I beat this entire game playing it on an emulator for my DS while taking a dump.
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Golden Axe
2008-03-06
From: Stimie
Comments: If you had a corndog and I could ejaculate mustard. Would you help yourself?
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Sonic the Hedgehog
2007-04-16
From: Stimie
Comments: That pic above is great because sonic is about to die.
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Mirracle Warriors
2007-02-19
From: Stimie
Comments: Can I cry on your shoulder while you jack me off? I get a little emotional.
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Golvellius
2007-02-19
From: Stimie
Comments: I'll make you shit perfect circles!
Rating: n/a
Mortal Kombat
2006-11-16
From: Stimie
Comments: The Turding
Rating: n/a
Kung Fu Kid
2006-09-27
From: Stimie
Comments: Life is pointless anyway. What else would you do with your time?
Rating: n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-09-18
From: Stimie
Comments: Touch it!
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Dynamite Duke
2006-07-18
From: Stimie
Comments: I took a dynamite duke onetime. It was so nasty.
Rating: n/a
The Ninja
2006-07-14
From: Stimie
Comments: And a member of NAMBLA
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The Ninja
2006-07-13
From: Stimie
Comments: You'd like to watch Peter. Don't lie!
Rating: n/a
Cheese Cat-Astrophe
2006-07-11
From: Stimie
Comments: You damn right!
Rating: n/a
Super Tennis
2006-07-09
From: Stimie
Comments: You lose!
Rating: n/a
Gangster Town
2006-07-07
From: Stimie
Comments: I think you need to add the word porn to your filter there buddy.
Rating: n/a
Out Run 3D
2006-07-07
From: Stimie
Comments: I have diarrhea :(
Rating: n/a
Kings Quest
2006-07-07
From: Stimie
Comments: Probably. I bet they enjoy sword fighting with their phalli.
Rating: n/a
Black Belt
2006-07-07
From: Stimie
Comments: I kick you in face round eye!
Rating: n/a
Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
2006-07-06
From: Stimie
Comments: Whenever I take a dump and someone walks in the public restroom. I can never finish up. I have to leave go home and finish up.
Rating: n/a
Astro Warrior
2006-07-06
From: Stimie
Comments: I wonder if an Amish girl has ever been raped.
Rating: n/a
Golden Axe Warrior
2006-07-06
From: Stimie
Comments: I just let one out my backside. Made Grandma happy!
Rating: n/a
WWF: Steel Cage
2006-06-29
From: Stimie
Comments: Well if you play this game you aren't going to get any women.
Rating: n/a
Astro Warrior
2006-06-29
From: Stimie
Comments: I saw a Amish girl's ankle onetime. Made the Amish guy standing next to me pass out.
Rating: n/a
Pro Wrestling
2006-06-29
From: Stimie
Comments: Peter might have a point. Aiming would be difficult. But wouldn't the slash get bigger the higher you are? I wonder what terminal velocity of a turd is. I bet that depends on what you ate. Like if I ate a bunch of pennies. I bet it would come out with some force.
Rating: n/a
Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2006-06-29
From: Stimie
Comments: I wish I had two dicks!
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Mortal Kombat 2
2006-06-28
From: Stimie
Comments: Does anyone know of a good place to get V_iagra? I used to use this site to find those links but now they are all gone.
Rating: n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-06-28
From: Stimie
Comments: I will Peter and it was into a friends hands. I know what you are thinking but she was wearing gloves and she's German. You know how they can handle a little BASE.
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Quartet
2006-06-28
From: Stimie
Comments: I got 4 of these because of the title! Sam you are a good looking guy there is no doubt about it. I'm secure enough in my masculinity than I can say you are a good looking fella.
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Action Fighter
2006-06-21
From: Stimie
Comments: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Rating: n/a
Arcade Smash Hits
2006-06-21
From: Stimie
Comments: What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children's playground!
Rating: n/a
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2006-06-21
From: Stimie
Comments: I just took a HUGE dump. I'll post pics later.
Rating: n/a
Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars
2006-06-21
From: Stimie
Comments: I saw a homeless man suck another homeless man's dick today on the internet. I love modern society.
Rating: n/a
Superman
2006-06-20
From: Stimie
Comments: Maddox said that Christopher Reeve is an asshole until he died. Then he said he WAS an asshole.
Rating: n/a
Rambo III
2006-06-20
From: Stimie
Comments: I like rubbing shit on my dick in the bathtub.
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Rambo III
2006-06-06
From: Stimie
Comments: I like to play with my willy in the bathtub, mom says its good to splurge at least once a day
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Missile Defense 3-D
2006-04-17
From: Stimie
Comments: This game sucked shit! It was so terrible it made me want to kill someone. I hope the police don't read this because most of the unsolved murders in my area were done by me. I can't believe how easy it is to take a human life and get away with it. I live and they don't. How ironic.
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Rampage
2006-04-05
From: Stimie
Comments: This game was awesome! Too bad I can't play it around 9/11 victims because sky scrappers fall after you crash though them with your fists.
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Kenseiden
2006-04-04
From: Stimie
Comments: I love fighting games! They kick ass much ass as the people in the game kick if they kicked you kickty kick kick
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2006-04-04
From: Stimie
Comments: Where can you find Alex Kidd these days? Well probably sucking dick to support his crack habit.
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My Hero
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: Sam you think we can't read german in here? Also from your grammer I can tell you have Down Syndrome. By the way this game kicks ass. It reminds me of back in the day before I had to work full time and pay bills. I could sit in the corner of my room and play games like this all day with no troubles or problems. I really happy time in my life. What a security blanket.
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Mortal Kombat
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: They stuck that on every system they cold think of. Even the poor little old game boy. It's amazing what they did to make it work and try to sell it.
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Zool
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: Good job Peter. Keep us informed!
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Marble Madness
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: Hit fire! ahahahahahahahahahah oh wait i liked this game
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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I used to play this game when I would take a dump. We had a TV in the shitter and everytime I take a shit now I think about this game.
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Arcade Smash Hits
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I wonder if they complied the old code or wrote an emulator for the SMS.
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Golden Axe
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I have this game in MAME and love it! I will download the SMS rom now and play it!
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Lemmings
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I can't believe they stuck this on every system. It's amazing!
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Out Run 3D
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I loved the new driving music. I figured out how to play it on guitar and made my friends laugh at me and toss rocks.
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Action Fighter
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I loved this game. It makes me happy to think about it.
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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: That Alex Kidd was always getting into things. I love it because he was so crazy and looked like a kid. I especially like this song Hot Shot City!
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Alien Syndrome
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: This game was ok. They did alot better on the SMS but it reminds of listening to Rush sitting in the corner of my room wishing they would come out with a song called Hot Shot City.
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Altered Beast
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I was going to copy and paste a bunch of useless URLs but someone beat me to it. I have this one in MAME and I love it. Downloading the rom now to play. My god bless your souls.
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American Baseball
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I hate baseball!
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Astro Warrior
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: classic game. Made me happy to be alive!
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Astro Warrior & Pit-Pot
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: Sticking more than one game on a cart was smart smart smart. I wish I was that smart.
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Aztec Adventure
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: This game was pretty racists. I can't believe someone didn't sue them over this. I guess the only reason no one sued is because there are no more Aztecs and plus would an Indian of any kind own an SMS?
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Bank Panic
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I don't like banks but! I did call 757-382-7799 and the number is busy. I will keep trying again. If there is a new number to call sent it myway.
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Black Belt
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: People that do fighting like this are awsome! I loved this game and it caused me to gain weight!
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Bomber Raid
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I loved this game because most people didn't like it.
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Bonanza Brothers
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I love this game it was so awsome. It made me happy.
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Bram Stokers Dracula
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: What a good idea for a game. It's been copied over and over again.
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Bubble Bobble
2006-04-03
From: stimie
Comments: I played this game in the hospital.
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California Games
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: One of those games that was on every system. Amazing! Love thos tits!
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Castle of Illusion
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I loved this game but I played it on NES. Sorry people.
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Cloud Master
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: Everyone called me cloud master because I farted so much!
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Choplifter
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: loved it
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Chuck Rock
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: He looks just like this kid I went to high school with!!!!!
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Cyborg Hunter
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I don't understand what did these cyborgs do to you?
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Dick Tracy
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I love dick tracy
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Double Dragon
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I love it when the minibosses play their music. It makes me happy.
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Hang-On & Astro Warrior
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I hooked up with this girl onetime she told me to hang on!
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Ghostbusters
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: Fucking kick ass!
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Psycho Fox
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: Game makes life a little bit easier to live
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Rambo: First Blood Part II
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: This game is ok
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Sonic the Hedgehog
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I can't believe they made this for the SMS WOW!
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Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: I like batman
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Paperboy
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: All the SMS was missing was a pokie chip to say things like HA HA HA and game over man!
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Paperboy
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: All the SMS was missing was a pokie chip to say things like HA HA HA and game over man!
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Space Harrier
2006-04-03
From: Stimie
Comments: More like Gayboy in Moonwalker I loved the song Hot Shot City
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