93 reviews by jacko..
Captain Silver
2003-07-03
From:
jacko
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disappointing game, interesting comments below though
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Missile Defense 3-D
2003-07-03
From:
Jacko
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The 3D effect isnt 2 bad, kinda kewl. on some occasions it looks shit though, like theres 2 objects when theres only one, apart from that, the 3D kicks arse
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Great Basketball
2003-07-03
From:
Jacko
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Wasnt happy with it, it runs 2 slow, u get pulled up for fuck all and the game starts and stops 2 much, very disappointing
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American Baseball
2003-07-03
From:
Jacko
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i literally ripped this cartridge out of the console, and threw it with all my strength into a wall. fuck it felt good, i cant describe how shit this game it, man i hate it, it makes me want 2 kill someone, i dont recommend it, it will send you insane, if u have played it, u know what im talking about
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Battle Out Run
2003-04-25
From:
Jacko
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Well you shouldnt have read it. oh yeah. your mother was very unique, she liked it rougher than most!!!!
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Battle Out Run
2003-04-25
From:
Jacko
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Im sorry asshollo or whatever the fuck your name is, i didnt want 2 be mean
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Operation Wolf
2003-04-23
From:
Jacko
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Very impressive, i recall playing this on an actual arcade machine once. Doesnt beat SMS though.!! Quality Game. worth a look
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Star Wars
2003-04-23
From:
Jacko
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Very impressive graphics! i was very pleased with this game, the graphics are nice and clear, game play is good, defintly worth owning
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Battle Out Run
2003-04-10
From:
Jacko
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IF u read this, it means i just slept with your mother, even if she is dead.
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The Lion King
2003-04-03
From:
Jacko
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Very impressed with the graphics, great game, pretty good fun 2.
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The Lion King
2003-04-03
From:
Jacko
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Very impressed with the graphics, great game, pretty good fun 2.
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Fantasy Zone
2003-03-31
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Terrible terrible game, utterly ridiculous, i couldnt sit down, relax and enjoy with this game, 2 frustrating, i want 2 smash the controller when i play this game, people all think they like it, but they dont really. its quite shit
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Golvellius
2003-03-31
From:
Jacko
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Highly overrated. i didnt like it at all. it comftably sits in its box. probably never to be opened again
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Psycho Fox
2003-03-31
From:
Jacko
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Jesus i hate this fucking game, i really do, its so shit, i just cant picture how anyone could enjoy it?? its so fucking homo!! dont recommend it 2 anyone,
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California Games
2003-03-13
From:
Jacko
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CG1 is way better than part 2, i tell u hear and now, part 2 is poor. but CG1 is a great game, although i only know how to play hackie! the rest ill figure out some other time
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Shinobi
2003-03-13
From:
Jacko
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The bonus round game is so crap. the rest isnt 2 bad though
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Sega Chess
2003-03-06
From:
Jacko
Comments:
When is it bed time at michael jacksons house????
When the big hand touches the little hand!
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Predator 2
2003-03-06
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Fucking shit house game
Predator wouldnt know how 2 kill my fucking cat, letalone a nigger with a gun
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Out Run 3D
2003-03-06
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Seriously. the 3D effect is so shit on this game, the car looks blurry and crap. the road looks stupid. its seriously shit 3D. if u want a taste of what its like. guy the normal out run! practically no difference
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Out Run 3D
2003-03-06
From:
Jacko
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Yeah, this game is awesome after all. I decided its probably the best 3d game out there.
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Gangster Town
2003-03-05
From:
Jacko
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Although the ship looks blurry, the 3D effect is amazing, its things like having 3D glasses etc which makes Sega MS much more powerful and smarter than NES
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California Games
2003-03-03
From:
Jacko
Comments:
I have fond Childhood memories of this game!! its a bewty!! i could never really understand the surfing bit though, what are u meant 2 do? i mean really???? awesome game all the same though
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Maze Hunter 3-D
2003-03-03
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Christ i love the 3D effect! sometimes you look like your way under ground, goddam awesome, a bit boring 2 play,. but the 3D manages to keep me amused 10/10 3D effect. 7/10 fun
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2003-03-03
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Very ordinary, doesnt compare to miracle world. or shinobi world for that matter. but better than the lost stars!
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Double Dragon
2003-03-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Not 2 bad, gets a little boring after a while though
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Pro Wrestling
2003-03-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Ordinary game, its one of those games where it seems sega didnt even try 2 make it good, they just wanted 2 quickly put a wrestling game on te shelf
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Slap Shot
2003-01-29
From:
Jacko
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I got this game and the label on the cartridge is blue, does anyone know if this is rare in Australia or internationally?? its not a bad game 2 play either!
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American Baseball
2003-01-29
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game is a fucking spastic game, 4 the first time in my life i bashed the fuck out of the cartridge and nearly broke the controller! if u play this game it will send you fucking insane! when the cunts hit a home run it shows them on home base with there fat arses poking out and they stamp on the base like poofters would! this should be called "Poofters Baseball"
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Battle Out Run
2003-01-29
From:
Jacko
Comments:
I think all the "Out run" titles are shit, including OutRun3D!! this is pretty much exactly the same as the others. very boring and quite homosexual indeed
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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars
2003-01-24
From:
Jacko
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Isnt there a alex kidd BMX game? im not sure and i was wondering if anyone knew. oh yeah the lost stars is fucking shit!!
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The Ninja
2003-01-24
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Jesus this game was good! it would easy be in the top 10 games for the SMS! it was wicked
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Tom and Jerry
2003-01-22
From:
Jacko
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The graphics on this game are quite clear and smooth!! the gameplay is slow and its not much fun! worth a try though
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Super Kick Off
2003-01-22
From:
Jacko
Comments:
U.S. Gold have always made shit games!! they are renound 4 it!!
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Joe Montana Football
2003-01-22
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Im australian and i have no idea how this fucked up game operates
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Space Harrier
2003-01-20
From:
Jacko
Comments:
I was disappointed with this game, maybe because i had higher expectations! pretty repetative and boring 2 be honest!
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Ghost House
2003-01-20
From:
Jacko
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its a stinker, a little like alex kidd in miracle world!! i said a little like!!! just 10 times worse!!
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Kings Quest
2003-01-20
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Ummm back to the point now guys
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Rampage
2003-01-20
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Too slow. and goddam pathetic. really is a game for collectors. because if your not 1, dont bother buying it
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My Hero
2003-01-20
From:
Jacko
Comments:
I really wanted 2 stab my mother or father during this game, why is it when you get hit you hit the ground like a fucking spastic and shit yourself, and that music when you get hit! GGGRRRZZZ, believe me, if u have a bad heart you dont wanna play this game, it will send you fucking violent
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World Class Leader Board
2003-01-20
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Just another shit golfing game!
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Psycho Fox
2003-01-17
From:
Jacko
Comments:
u should buy this game, just so u can see how shit it is!! seriously!!!
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Zillion
2003-01-17
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Ive never played this game before? so y the fuck am i leaving comments? DOW!!!@!$@#!%$#!
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Cloud Master
2003-01-15
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Good fun clean game!! i love this oriental cartoonie graphic stuff!!!
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Cloud Master
2003-01-15
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Good fun clean game!! i love this oriental cartoonie graphic stuff!!!
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Out Run 3D
2003-01-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
I now have 3D glasses, and i was kinda impressed, i had higher expectations, you have to focus on the 1 object for it 2 look good! its not 2 bad though! for its time it certainly kicked the shit out of any other nintendo 8-bit crap
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Golvellius
2002-12-29
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game gets alot of credit, but doesnt really deserve it, i just couldnt get a hold of the whole idea of the game!!, and theres a stupid old bitch who called me a fool!!!!! GGGGGRRRRRZZZZZZ
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World Grand Prix
2002-12-26
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Would have made an awesome game if u didnt blow up every 5 frigen seconds, you can drive at snails pace and hit something and get blown 2 shit!!!
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Prince of Persia
2002-12-26
From:
Jacko
Comments:
I like this game!! its tops!!, some music would have been nice though!!
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American Baseball
2002-12-18
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Nah, ive changed my mind! its a fucked up game, players are 2 slow. its utter trash, i dont know what the fucks going on!
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Golden Axe Warrior
2002-12-18
From:
Jacko
Comments:
I have great childhood memories of this game, ive got it now and its awesome! a great adventure game! i would recommend it to anyone!!
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2002-12-15
From:
Jacko
Comments:
The worst of the Alex kidd games is the lost stars. this one isnt 2 far behind it!!
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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
2002-12-15
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Top game, i personally think Miracle world is better. but thats me, This is a fun game, a positive is that you have a health bar, rather than just dying like on Miracle world!!!
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American Baseball
2002-12-15
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Kickass game, i do agree with Instigator, the players were 2 slow and should have been on a performance inhancing drug!! but still a kickass sports game!!
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Chase H.Q.
2002-12-15
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Top Game, would recommend!! A+++++
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Psycho Fox
2002-12-15
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Im prepared 2 say this game is shit house!!!
A waste of my time, i would recommend buyin it so u can see how shit it is
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Simpsons Vs. Space Mutants
2002-12-15
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Ive finally done the level, and then the 2nd level is even worse!! fuckit
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Bonanza Brothers
2002-12-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game is ordinary to put it bluntly, its way too slow and just plain boring, you get sick of it after a while its just so slow and annoying!
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My Hero
2002-12-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Its been about a week since ive played this game and i feel like a much happier person, its a disgrace 2 the sega name, there are 2 many faults in this heap of junk!! id recommend buying it just so you can see how shit it is
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Simpsons Vs. Space Mutants
2002-12-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
will someone write in detail how 2 do the first level then i might not hate this game so friggen much
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2
2002-11-06
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Goddam Classic, its easy,but a goddam Classic
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Sonic the Hedgehog
2002-11-06
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Everyone 1 loves this game, personally i dont think its better than sonic 2, but still is a kickass game
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Rescue Mission
2002-11-05
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Not 2 bad, not too good either, i had high expectations, thats probably y i dont like it as much
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Olympic Gold
2002-10-30
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Would recommend.....NOT
archery isnt 2 bad though
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Lemmings
2002-10-28
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game is kewl. good old lemmings!! everyone loves it!
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Lemmings
2002-10-28
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Kickass game!! eveyone loves lemmings!!
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F-16 Fighting Falcon
2002-10-28
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Your a cocksucker Nova
u got 2 work on your man to hand relationship i think
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Hang On (Card)
2002-10-19
From:
Jacko
Comments:
its fucking crap, you crash into them and they drive off laughing, whilst you crash and burn?? why dont they fucking crash in a collision situation?
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Lord of the Sword
2002-10-18
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Ive decided this game is crap, its not as good as everyone reckons it is, its terrible to control, its repatitive and boring, not much fun at all
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Lord of the Sword
2002-10-18
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Ive decided this game is crap, its not as good as everyone reckons it is, its terrible to control, its repatitive and boring, not much fun at all
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Aztec Adventure
2002-10-16
From:
Jacko
Comments:
You walk way too slow, the idea was there, but the fun wasnt!
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Chuck Rock
2002-10-16
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game must have been made in pre-historic time, because its the biggest load of crocodile crap ive ever played, its even worse than "krusty's fun house" to put it into perspective
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Lord of the Sword
2002-10-16
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game is a disgrace, i mean the graphics arent too bad, but its a joke of a game, the controls suck, and its just annoying!
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Psycho Fox
2002-10-14
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game is a joke.. what a croc of shit!
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Out Run 3D
2002-10-14
From:
Jacko
Comments:
I aint got the 3D shades. and playing it normally it is pretty pathetic, in its time it would have been ok, now i just hate it 2 much!
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Klax
2002-10-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Seems like a decent game from everyone's comments, but how the fuck do you play it?? im a blonde who needs help
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Paperboy
2002-10-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Seriously kewl game, great fun, although when you hit dogs, you prey the fucking die, sadly they never do!! great game, and this is a great page!!!
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Taz Mania
2002-10-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Too frigen easy, too frigen crap aswell
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F-16 Fighting Falcon
2002-10-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
im one of the biggest sega fans around, but i hate this game, i cant b stuffed trying 2 play it, because its just plane crap
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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars
2002-10-02
From:
Jacko
Comments:
this game brings the sega down, when i tell my friends how sega kicks arse, they say "HAHAHAHA the lost stars"!!!! what can i say 2 that, its a heap of shit game
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Super Tennis
2002-10-01
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game is terrible when compared to the other wimbledon game available on sega
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Enduro Racer
2002-09-30
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Not too bad, gets a bit boring, but either way its still pretty kewl
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After Burner
2002-09-30
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game is terrible. people say "oh ive got after burner" like its a cool game, but its not. its terrible. graphic wise its awesome though
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Arcade Smash Hits
2002-09-30
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Not 2 bad, but not 2 good either, breakout is way too slow and it takes like half hour 2 do the first level, i wouldnt buy it
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Wonder Boy in Monster Land
2002-09-27
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Its a goddam joke when compared to WB III. but when its not compared its not too bad, its a game i suppose!!
TOP PAGE DUDE!!!
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Teddy Boy
2002-09-27
From:
Jacko
Comments:
A great and addictive game, once you start you either get really pissed off and throw the controller, OR you play it, love it and get really far!!!
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2002-09-26
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Great little game, its good fun, just siddown, and play, gets way 2 easy though, ive mastered it without losing a life!
Great page Buddy! excellent work!!
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The Ninja
2002-09-26
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This game is awesome, Took a while to figure out where the green scrolls were, but once i did, i finished it and i love it, absolute champs game
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My Hero
2002-09-25
From:
Jacko
Comments:
This is one of them fucked up games where u swear you didnt touch the bad guys but you stiff fucking die! i hate this game, its a goddam disgrace. i am a pretty good player and can get to around level 9, and there is still no end, i have to play it on emulator to save my state to see where i can get too!! this game is disgracful with no fucking end to its crap!!
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Wonder Boy
2002-09-25
From:
Jacko
Comments:
You would only enjoy this game if you have fond childhood memories of it! its not too bad though.
GREAT PAGE DUDE!!
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Wonder Boy III: The Dragons Trap
2002-09-25
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Probably one of the best Sega master games ever made! its a classic!!
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Golden Axe Warrior
2002-09-25
From:
Jacko
Comments:
Im hell stupid, so if someone can tell me where to get a walk through for this game it would be greatly appreciated! damn good game though
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Choplifter
2002-09-23
From:
Jacko
Comments:
i think evreyone really wants 2 like this game, they really wanna, but its just 2 crap. it pisses ya off all the time.
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Simpsons Vs. Space Mutants
2002-09-23
From:
Jacko
Comments:
i may b dumb, but alot of people are aswell. how the fuck do u do the first level. it shits me 2 tears, u cant jump the fuckers!!!!
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