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45 reviews by Joe..

Taz Mania 2

2020-10-19
From: Joe
Comments: Taz Mania the sequel? Fuck yeah dude! I enjoy playing this Friday nights with my lover. ;) Whenever I lose, she motivates me to win, but when I win, oh boy, she hasn't made me feel so good yet. The satisfying click of her lips as she deepthroats my willy dilly, whew-wee! She can do it for so long my response comes out as milk, and that's her favorite drink. Oh yeah, and she can do this to you for the low low price of free! Let my lover suck your ding dong for winning Taz Mania! P.S: She only does it to the ones who she craves their special white fluids :-D

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Rambo III

2012-07-15
From: joe
Comments: Imagine if people actually came here to talk about the classic games instead of this idle bull crap i'm forced to read... Now, on to the game. This was a pretty good game. I really liked it. The difficulty level was fairly high, but still beatable. This was one of those games that sega made on a "newer" development kit....the music was of the "newer" sega sounds...the graphics were pretty good too...

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The Ninja

2012-07-15
From: joe
Comments: Great game. Good challenge....Nice music as well..

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Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2010-07-28
From: joe
Comments: This game was absolutly awesome. Brutally tough at the end...(i wish the ending was more rewarding though)..

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Rocky

2010-07-28
From: joe
Comments: No word of a lie. I punched holes in my bedroom door and bedroom closet doors due to the frustration of this game. I also busted my "videogame chair" into little wooden pieces...Drago, that mother...he was tough. When you finally figured out the right stategy to beat him....you need to be perfect for almost 12 rounds with it or be ko'd. Extremely satisfying to beat this game.

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Mirracle Warriors

2010-07-28
From: joe
Comments: Some of the best battle music, period. Good rpg, came with a nice map poster.

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Populous

2010-07-28
From: joe
Comments: Bought this game, rtn'd it the next. Absolutey not my kind of game. Boring as all hell, wait I had it for the Genesis....

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Pro Wrestling

2010-07-28
From: joe
Comments: My brother and I played this game for hours...when the cut scene that showed the airplane landing to the next location, we just were amazed.

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Zillion

2010-07-27
From: joe
Comments: heart, fountain, snatch, dog head, that's how I remembered the codes throughout this amazing, most awesome game. I remember finishing it in like an hour and fifty minutes....this game is great..

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Alien Syndrome

2010-07-27
From: joe
Comments: Extremely difficult, I believe it was boss 4, devil looking dude, took a long time to beat with that pea-shooter of a weapon. Finished it one time, never played it again...way too much work to be worth it! Not a bad game though...

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Maze Hunter 3-D

2010-07-27
From: joe
Comments: Really liked the game. But the ending was kind of cheap for all you had to do... "rest your eyes, you deserve it!" What kind of ending is that!

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Quartet

2010-07-27
From: joe
Comments: Loved this game, played it through alot. I love all the little "hidden secrets"

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Reggie Jackson Baseball

2010-07-27
From: joe
Comments: Like Great Baseball alot better. This game had rediculous music, like a military march while playing the game! How bad is that. I was absolutley obsessed with Sega back then...they could do no wrong, but this game...made me wonder..

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The Ninja

2010-07-27
From: joe
Comments: This game rocked, looked great, and sounded just as nice. Good challenge...lot of fun and excitement.

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Phantasy Star

2010-07-26
From: joe
Comments: This is by far the greatest game of it's era, hek, it is one of the greatest games , if not the greatest game I ever played, period. I could go into it, but I won't be able to do it justice. Play it if you have'nt, and if you played Phantasy Star 2,3, and 4 but not 1, forget it, those don't hold a candle to PS1. PS4 was good, but PS1 is a legend.

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2010-07-26
From: joe
Comments: got this game when I was I think, 16yrs old...I was home from school for a week sick with the flu or something...I purchased it a day or so before I got sick...I would sleep, play Alex Kidd, and just do that all week....this game is great, I'll never forget when i got this game. It was alot of work to beat it, getting to the end and losing my last life really was frustrating!!

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Fantasy Zone

2010-07-26
From: joe
Comments: Ok, I got this game with my sms in 1986. It was the first game I inserted into my sega system. I was so blown away, I remember, ready for this?! I got off my chair and put my ear to the console expecting to hear a motor or something. I couldn't believe what was being generated from my system that Christmas morning!!! Phenomenal.

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Quartet

2007-08-22
From: joe
Comments: i love this game but i dont know how you play multiplayer

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Rocky

2005-03-15
From: Joe
Comments: I thought Buster Douglas boxing on Sega was a good game. I saw Douglas in Pluto's Plight. I guess he is an actor these days.

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2004-07-26
From: joe
Comments: this game rocks play it NOW its the best

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Rambo III

2004-01-26
From: joe
Comments: big fan of these sort of games. good 4 its time

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2004-01-26
From: joe
Comments: boycott this permanently due to recent incidents in press

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R-Type

2003-08-25
From: Joe
Comments: It's simply a great game. I didn't give the master system a chance until I tried this game. Its really addicting.

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Rocky

2003-07-18
From: joe
Comments: This game was fairly simple, until you got to Drago. You had to use a timing rhythm to beat him. While learning this, I punched 4 holes in a closet door, 6 holes in a bedroom door, and picked up the chair i was using (to sit on, slammed it of the ceiling (chipped that) and slammed it onto the floor. Not satisfied that it didn't smash, i got onto the floor and ripped it to pieces....i finally did beat Drago....wasn't easy though.

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Fantasy Zone

2003-07-18
From: joe
Comments: I was 16 when i got this game, it was so incredible i actually put my ear to the SMS to listen for a motor of some kind, i really thought this game was powered by an actuall motor or something....it was incredible. I can't say enough about FZ 1 and 2

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Alien Syndrome

2003-07-18
From: joe
Comments: tough, beat it once, never to play again!

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2003-07-18
From: joe
Comments: great game! nice graphics, great sound...tough...good game though! i give it a 10, it was so balanced, although a bit tough...

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Power Strike

2003-06-16
From: joe
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Rambo III

2003-03-25
From: joe
Comments: d

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2003-03-16
From: joe
Comments: i love sonic

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Ghostbusters

2003-02-04
From: JOE
Comments: This was my all time favorite game for the SMS. The graphics are better than Nintendo's version,and you get to pick different cars to chase ghost with. It is a classic game with fun ghostbusting game play from the beginning to end. This game is awsome for any Saga Master System or Ghostbusters fan!

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Golvellius

2002-12-27
From: joe
Comments: Another classic on the sms....i wish systems and games were still this good...this proves that processors and polygons mean crap.

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F-16 Fighting Falcon

2002-11-22
From: joe
Comments: i hate your guts

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Reggie Jackson Baseball

2002-07-28
From: Joe
Comments: This games got the KWAN!

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Rocky

2001-12-30
From: joe
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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2001-12-17
From: joe
Comments: michael jackson kicks ass /the music is good/the game is good/the guy is smart as hell/hes a damn entrepeneur a freakin billionair by now and all u haterz are jealous that this guy can take thousand dollar bills turn them into confetti and play around with it/or that he can swim in his golden swimming pool filled with mountain water/or sit on his extra specially made for him only amusement park in his backyard or his own cinema or his 2400 cars and motorcycles or the millions of dollars of stock which he has . michael jackson came with nothing and has everything.u can call him a childmolester or gay but lets be honest here u think he gives a rats ass what u think? he can buy u in a cage for all he cares !!!! hahahahhaha!!! peace out losers

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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker

2001-11-16
From: joe
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Double Dragon

2001-07-11
From: Joe
Comments: Abobo is everyones dad and the girl with the whip is everyones mother. As you can see Double Dragon is not as simple as everyone thinks, it was the product of years and years of psicoanalisis. Sigmund Freud started developing this game in Germany before going to england in the begining of the XX century. Then the Vienna group took over the project and sold it to Sega so they would distribute it so everyone would have a way to let out the hate they could be uncounciously hiding against certain archetipes: Father=Abobo, Mother=girl with the whip, Brother=Williams, and so on till they conquered the satisfaction of having sex with the idealised archetype of the mother: Maria, Billy Lees girlfriend. So When you play Double Dragon you are playing with years and years of research. (Jung, Alfred Adler and Freud appear in the credits with their respective Japanese nicknames, but no one has ever figured out wich is who)

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Thunder Blade

2001-05-28
From: joe
Comments: Diffucult, but addicting for a "non flying game fan."

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Kung Fu Kid

2001-05-28
From: joe
Comments: This is a neat game...I liked the entire game. The challenge was being able to beat it with one guy, after a while...no sweat. Another great origional.

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Ys: The Vanished Omens

2001-05-15
From: joe
Comments: This game gave an excellent sense of adventure due to it's soundtrack AND the fact you were solo throughout. I really enjoyed this game, and found it a challenge. It felt so good to solve this one!

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Secret Commando

2001-04-12
From: joe
Comments: one of sega's best

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