9 reviews by Sargorn..
Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn
Comments:
*scream*
Way back when, I got this game. Actually, my little brother talked me into getting that one. (IIRC I wanted Alex Kidd in Shinobi or something)
This game is the embodiment of all things evil. It is just insane. I think -once- we got out to the ninja level, but of course never could again, and pretty much died instantly.
The controls are sluggish and awful, I don\'t recall other SMS games being quite so bad, though it\'s been a while ;)
Last year while looking around at old sms emus and stuff I found a rom of High Tech world, and grabbed the guide off gamefaqs.com and completed the damn thing.
And it took like half an hour max. (after accidently running into the damned burnt paper two or three times because of the controls) It\'s short and pathetic.
*screams*
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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn
Comments:
To be honest, I never really could get into AK:MW. This, however, I loved. :)
It really was just a smooth platformer, that had a nice mix of weapons, and nice fairly involved levels. :)
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Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn
Comments:
Excellent graphics. Absolutly stunning for the poor SMS. I don\'t have anything vivid about the sound, but I do remember the gameplay was a lot simpler than the two other sonic games. I personally liked Sonic 2 a bit better, as it was a nice mix of hardish gameplay & decent graphics.
This one of course, also features Tails. Which was like, soooo cool back when it came out. :)
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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn
Comments:
Scaled down version of the MegaDrive/Genesis game I think. I do remember quite liking it when I was young, and the music is rather good, and singalongable while playing the game. ;)
Some of the ``objectives\'\' are a little bit, well, distrubing due to the scandals that followed...
Also the final freaking level was impossible. damnit.
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TransBot
2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn
Comments:
One of the first games I ever got for my SMSII, It was also rather cheap, which was why it was bought. (cheap in comparison).
I loved it, and still do. I have fond memories of going underground and killing the chicken walker something like 10+ times, and STILL not finding an end to it. (eventually power went out)
Does the game -ever- end?
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn
Comments:
Sorry, folks, I just had to drop in again to say some very silly jokes. Are ya ready? Here goes!!!
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Knock Knock _
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Who\'s There? _
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Pikach _
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Pikachwho? _
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YOU SAID PIKACHU!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!! I love that one. Here\'s another. This one\'s a classic:_
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Knock Knock _
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Who\'s There? _
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Ya _
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Yawho? _
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Yahoo! Are you excited or what! GUFFAW! GUFFAW!... This one is great. I remember grabbing my balls and squeezing after the first time I heard this one. Here it is: _
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A guy walks into a bar with his dog... They\\\'re wearing all this Redskins clothing (so is the dog). There\\\'s a Redskins football game on TV here, so the guy and his dog sit down. An hour later, the Redskins score a touchdown, and the guy and his dog go NUTS!! They leap onto the tables and scream! The dog barks and pounces with joy! The guys then ask, \\\"Geez, man, you guys got pretty worked up about that. But what I want to know is \\\'what do you guys do when the Redskins win a game?\\\'\\\" The guy and his dog looked at the man and said \\\"I don\\\'t really know.\\\" GET IT?? THE REDSKINS NEVER WIN!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!! Alright everyone, I hope you enjoyed my VERY SILLY JOKES. I\\\'ll bet you all giggled and guffawed yourselves silly. I know I did. For more of these extremely SILLY JOKES, please e-mail me. I\\\'m full of them, and I\\\'d love to share them!! _
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GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn
Comments:
Sorry, folks, I just had to drop in again to say some very silly jokes. Are ya ready? Here goes!!! _ _ Knock Knock _ _ Who\\\'s There? _ _ Pikach _ _ Pikachwho? _ _ YOU SAID PIKACHU!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!! I love that one. Here\'s another. This one\'s a classic:_ _ Knock Knock _ _ Who\'s There? _ _ Ya _ _ Yawho? _ _ Yahoo! Are you excited or what! GUFFAW! GUFFAW!... This one is great. I remember grabbing my balls and squeezing after the first time I heard this one. Here it is: _ _ A guy walks into a bar with his dog... They\'re wearing all this Redskins clothing (so is the dog). There\'s a Redskins football game on TV here, so the guy and his dog sit down. An hour later, the Redskins score a touchdown, and the guy and his dog go NUTS!! They leap onto the tables and scream! The dog barks and pounces with joy! The guys then ask, \"Geez, man, you guys got pretty worked up about that. But what I want to know is \'what do you guys do when the Redskins win a game?\'\" The guy and his dog looked at the man and said \"I don\'t really know.\" GET IT?? THE REDSKINS NEVER WIN!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!! Alright everyone, I hope you enjoyed my VERY SILLY JOKES. I\'ll bet you all giggled and guffawed yourselves silly. I know I did. For more of these extremely SILLY JOKES, please e-mail me. I\'m full of them, and I\'d love to share them!! _ _ GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn
Comments:
Sorry, folks, I just had to drop in again to say some very silly jokes. Are ya ready? Here goes!!! _ _ Knock Knock _ _ Who\'s There? _ _ Pikach _ _ Pikachwho? _ _ YOU SAID PIKACHU!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!! I love that one. Here\'s another. This one\'s a classic:_ _ Knock Knock _ _ Who\'s There? _ _ Ya _ _ Yawho? _ _ Yahoo! Are you excited or what! GUFFAW! GUFFAW!... This one is great. I remember grabbing my balls and squeezing after the first time I heard this one. Here it is: _ _ A guy walks into a bar with his dog... They\'re wearing all this Redskins clothing (so is the dog). There\'s a Redskins football game on TV here, so the guy and his dog sit down. An hour later, the Redskins score a touchdown, and the guy and his dog go NUTS!! They leap onto the tables and scream! The dog barks and pounces with joy! The guys then ask, \"Geez, man, you guys got pretty worked up about that. But what I want to know is \'what do you guys do when the Redskins win a game?\'\" The guy and his dog looked at the man and said \"I don\'t really know.\" GET IT?? THE REDSKINS NEVER WIN!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!! Alright everyone, I hope you enjoyed my VERY SILLY JOKES. I\'ll bet you all giggled and guffawed yourselves silly. I know I did. For more of these extremely SILLY JOKES, please e-mail me. I\'m full of them, and I\'d love to share them!! _ _ GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After Burner
2002-01-19
From:
Sargorn
Comments:
Sorry, folks, I just had to drop in again to say some very silly jokes. Are ya ready? Here goes!!! _ _ Knock Knock _ _ Who\\\'s There? _ _ Pikach _ _ Pikachwho? _ _ YOU SAID PIKACHU!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!! I love that one. Here\\\'s another. This one\\\'s a classic:_ _ Knock Knock _ _ Who\\\'s There? _ _ Ya _ _ Yawho? _ _ Yahoo! Are you excited or what! GUFFAW! GUFFAW!... This one is great. I remember grabbing my balls and squeezing after the first time I heard this one. Here it is: _ _ A guy walks into a bar with his dog... They\\\'re wearing all this Redskins clothing (so is the dog). There\\\'s a Redskins football game on TV here, so the guy and his dog sit down. An hour later, the Redskins score a touchdown, and the guy and his dog go NUTS!! They leap onto the tables and scream! The dog barks and pounces with joy! The guys then ask, \\\"Geez, man, you guys got pretty worked up about that. But what I want to know is \\\'what do you guys do when the Redskins win a game?\\\'\\\" The guy and his dog looked at the man and said \\\"I don\\\'t really know.\\\" GET IT?? THE REDSKINS NEVER WIN!! GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!! Alright everyone, I hope you enjoyed my VERY SILLY JOKES. I\\\'ll bet you all giggled and guffawed yourselves silly. I know I did. For more of these extremely SILLY JOKES, please e-mail me. I\\\'m full of them, and I\\\'d love to share them!! _ _ GUFFAW GUFFAW GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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