1 reviews by pondermufffin..
Oh ME, your splendiferous masculinity cannot be questioned. How could I ever accuse you of being a poof? Lo, how I find your extreme and profound heterosexuality so very erotically enticing. I want so badly what I can never acquire. Would you please, just once, stray from you staunch straightess, and let me insert my little hairy bannana (it's not the size of the prick, it's the motion of the anus) into your bum for a night of intense ecstacy? I won't tell if you won't. Why, it'll be our little secret!
I'm waiting tiger....rarrrr!