23 reviews by Asshole Edward..
Paperboy

2004-12-17
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: i fucking love paperboy i play it every fucking day and it kicks total fucking arses! fuck you all who dislike paperboy, ill ride by on my bike and fling a newspaper right at your fucking forehead! 10 alexs

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Thunder Blade

2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: i think thunder blade is a great game, however its way too fuckin hard...cant past the first level worth shit, but thats alright cause i think its still fun to play....yeah...when it doesnt frustrate the living hell outta ya! good to add to the collection but its one of my games that i hardly ever play....just because it doesnt really go anywhere... 3 alexs

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Ghostbusters

2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: who ya gonna call mothafucker? i still think this game is sweet..i can sometimes get passed the zool and fight gorza but he always kills me in the end and i gotta restart, i aint ever gonna beat this game, ive accepted that fact....now.... (sob) 6 alexs

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Out Run

2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: outrun is one badass game...i wanted it soooo badly when i was like 6, its a little tough tho and i get kinda peeved at it now and then. get stoned and plug in some outrun....ohhh yeh 7 alexs

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Penguin Land

2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: "....what the fuck is this?...." those were my exact words when i first laid eyes on the dreaded penguin land, i dont why some people like this game, i think its friggin impossible and frustrating like ten, and its fuckin GAY...i mean c'mon.... penguin land? gimmie a break, bitch! 2 alexs

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Shanghai

2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: i used to cheat at this game cause i couldnt understand it....now i play it the normal way and i find it passes the time rather well, enjoyable music....yeh...i rather like shanghai, little more than i used to 5 alexs

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: i just recently bought this game and i think its pretty groovy...sonic was my idol when the genesis came out...i remember i went out for halloween as him this one time....my mom actually made the fucking costume herself!! it was rockin....thanks ma! 8 alexs

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Time Soldiers

2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i love time soldiers....LOVE IT.... time soldiers is a fucking awesome game if you dont have it GET IIIIIIIIT!!!!.........NOOOOOOW!!!!........ ummmm...k im sorry, but yeah! get time soldiers its a fuckin awesome game... you go around with this gun and like pick up other guns and shoot shit.... maaaaaaan... i play this shit for hours....HOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRS!!!!!.....cant get the fucking GOD DAMN FUTURE WORLD THOOOOOOooooo....WHHHHHYYYYY!?!??!....WHY! HOW COME I CANT EVER BEAT THIS GAAAAAME!?!? (sob) IT JUST RIPS ME APART INSIIIIiiiiIIIiiiide!!!!!....(sob sob)...AND ALL I WANNA DO IS JUST SEE THE LAST BOSS!!! I DONT WANNA KILL HIM, I JUST WANN SEE HIM!!!! PLEASE!!!! PLEASE!!! I JUST WANNA SEEEEEEE(on knees pounding the floor) I NEVER ASKED FOR MUCH....JUST A LITTLE GLANCE...THATS ALL I WAAAAaaaaa a a a a aaaaaant!....... (looks around)....ummm... 10 alexs? yeh 10s good

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Spy vs. Spy

2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: im not gonna give a big review on this game...we all know it deserves a 10.... annnd its getting it! 10 alexs!

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Kung Fu Kid

2004-10-15
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: oh man, i have so much fun with this game everytime i play it....its pretty awesome, i cant beat it in like 10 minutes tho...too easy but its hella fun!!! imma give it a 5er! 5 alexs

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Alex Kidd in Miracle World

2004-10-14
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: Alex kidd in miracle world is without a doubt a true classic...i dont think anyone would disagree with me on this one. I spent hours trying to beat it but i guess it's not meant to be :( too bad cause this game is fun as hell, i think all the other alex games are bunk, having played them on emulators i found that miracle world is the best you can get, i still say they shouldve made a sequel (i know they made other alex games) but a sequel to miracle world wouldve been fantastic. excellent game. 100% pure fun....cept for when ya die.. >:P 10 alexes long live sega

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Wonder Boy

2004-10-14
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: Wonder boy is an alright game, not the greatest title in my collection but its right up there with time soldiers and altered beast! :D i found this game to get annoying after playing it for 3 hours straight, i watched my friend beat it a few years ago...i thought it was pretty rare to actually see someone beat wonderboy. i thought it was hard as shyt! couldnt get passed one of the levels wear the bees would kill you. i haven't played any of the sequels yet tho....soon soon.... 6 alexs

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Hang On & Safari Hunt

2004-10-14
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: ummmm i dont really know what to say about these games, i was never really too into them...fuck, with hang-on id be lucky to get past the first level! as for safari-hunt....well that just keeps going forever so i dunno...played for like almost 4 hours and didnt even realize it! i just looked up at the clock and was like...woah...this game dont end! but i dont got really anything bad to say about it, cool games, but im not really too into them.. :| hell i dont even know what to rate it...ummm.......4 alexs? yeah...4 is good

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Cyborg Hunter

2004-10-14
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: wow...whatta wicked game! cyborg hunter was i think the last we bought before the system was discontinued, we bought it at childrens palace in duluth years ago. but it's fucking hard tho! i think once i made it up to area G, but my best memory of this game was when one day i turned it on but i think i hit the system or something, or the cartridge was only in half way, i started the game and i had a complete full inventory! it was really cool, i thought for sure that THIS time i was gonna beat this fucker...but NOPE couldnt even get to the last boss, buncha fucks! all i wanted to do was at least get a little closer than i did before......but it wasnt meant to be, i dont think ill ever beat this game....ever 5 alexs :D~

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Action Fighter

2004-10-14
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: I used to love action fighter, it was my favorite game at the time my next door neighbour had it and i played for hours untill i finally learned the cheats for it, heh heh didnt take me long to beat it after i typed in a little bit of doki pen. what the fuck does that mean???...doki pen.... 7 alexs

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Great Baseball

2004-10-14
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: ooooooo, great baseball is one of my true favs...it sounds like the guy is yelling "fack!" when you hit a foul ball....i get right into it when ya get homeruns especially when it plays the homerun music....true classic... 10 alexs it dont get better than this, or does it?

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TransBot

2004-10-10
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: whatta fuckin rip off of the statue of liberty but its a good game tho....shitloads of fun 5 alexs

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After Burner

2004-10-10
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: fuck! i love afterburner.....LOVE IT!!! man...this fucking game is superFLY! but for some reason i die alot faster when i play it now...yet, i die faster on everything i play when i smokinaninge the bud 10 alexs

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Dynamite Dux

2004-10-10
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: fuck off, this the coolest game ever made! i have so many good memories of this game, i mustve beat it 100 times and it's fucking fun! crazy enemies, oversized fist, plus the bitch at the end is solid! id stick in that nostral anytime! wouldnt you? 8 alexs

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Double Dragon

2004-10-10
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: double FUCKING dragon baby! thats where its at right there, and wheres its always gonna be. i cant even begin to tell you how many fond memories i have of this game, fo instance i own two copies of it and one of them has a glitch in it where at the end when you rescue the girl and she kisses you the sprite turns into one of the enemies. i freaked when i was my guy kissing the abobo...fucking killer game 10 alexs hands DOWN MOTHER FOO!

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Gangster Town

2004-10-10
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: fuck all y'alls gangsta town is the shizniz biznig! fuckin rights niggamarole! love it...LOVE IT! BEST game ive played with the so far...i wanna try 'wanted' tho....anyone ever play it?? i hear its super rare and fucking wicked... 7 alexs

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Fantasy Zone

2004-10-10
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: fantasy zone rules but for some reason i find it fucking hard...keep dying all the fuckin time and its because i get way too baked when im playing it and...i dunno, fuck! still pretty awesome game though! thumbs up 6 alexs

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Zaxxon 3-D

2004-10-10
From: Asshole Edward
Comments: fuck...o get stuck on this game all the fucking time at that part where this force field of electricity comes out of nowhere and just vanquishes you outta the screen.. anyone know how to get passed that??? ive been stuck on it for fucking 14 years...cmon help ya fuckers! 5 alexs

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