4 reviews by Bobby..
Enduro Racer
2011-12-05
From:
Bobby
Comments:
Now, there were times when I would let my daughter shower with me. And, yes, on occasion I did get erections in her presence, but it was not due to some sick pedophilic attraction to her or anything. She'd never fail to notice it, of course, and would often grab onto it. We'd both laugh and laugh, but I'd tell her that she shouldn't do that with daddy. One time I was shampooing myself and, for whatever reason at the time, I got a particularly rigid erection and before I knew it my daughter had taken the head of my penis into her mouth. I recoiled in shock and scolded her rather harshly for doing that. She ran, still wet, from the shower, crying her eyes out the whole way to her room. Her mother ran in to ask me what had happened and I told her. She laughed about it, but I could tell that she was pissed at our daughter for trying to steal "her man". She went to our daughter's room, ostensibly to talk about what had happened, though I believe it was just to get a read on our daughter's intentions towards me. By the time I got there to apologize for overreacting, they were hugging, apparently having come to some kind of understanding. However, my wife never quite looked at our daughter the same way after that, but the upshot was that the sex she and I had that night was some of the best of our marriage, probably because she was trying to earn her keep sexually instead of losing me to our daughter's obvious sexual advances.
Rating:
n/a
Enduro Racer
2011-12-01
From:
Bobby
Comments:
Yeah, there's way too much of this mother/sister shit on here. Sounds like closet homo talk if you ask me. Saw my mom naked once and threw up. Nasty! Paid for sex ever since, with a few girlfriends here and there, too. And I always make them shave their pussy, except for this one chick I dated who had huge pussy lips hanging down. It was a wild scene, but from a distance it kinda looked like a tiny little penis dangling between her legs and I wasn't having any of that shit! So I granted her a special pubic hair dispensation and she grew a healthy bush to cover that crap up. Had to keep it trimmed, though.
Rating:
n/a
Marble Madness
2011-12-01
From:
Bobby
Comments:
Man, there are a lot of sick losers on this site. Unbelievable. I mean that, too. Unbelievable. Meaning these dumb stories are just that: stories. Worse yet, they're some sick dude's idea of a fantasy! What's worse, really: getting molested by your aunt (which you would have no control of) or fantasizing about getting molested by your aunt (which is completely on you). I say the latter. Sick, sick, sick. Don't get me wrong, though, I likes me some pussy, but you gotta keep it outside of the family. It's not that hard really.
Rating:
n/a
Cheese Cat-Astrophe
2011-12-01
From:
Bobby
Comments:
I like a nice, smooth pussy, too, but tits are really the most important thing. I mean, don't you need something to play with while you're doing them in the butt or vagina? I know I do. Yeah, tits are great. I remember one time I was shooting the breeze with this new guy at work and we started talking about women and shit. It was all fun and games until he starts telling me about his girlfriend and he says, he actually says this, he say her tits are TOO BIG! Can you believe that shit?! Well, I punched him square in the face when he said that. Got fired for it, too, but I'd do it again and have no regrets. Looked that bitch up afterwards, too. FYI they were fucking big, but too big? Shit...
Rating:
n/a