6 reviews by Everyone..
Parlour Games
2003-06-14
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Everyone
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This game is pretty good. The bingo is fucking ridiculous, but billiards and darts are fun. The worst things are the scantily clad women who figure all too prominently in the game. Who wants to see that? It turns my stomach. Billiards could be frustrating, but I'm such a big fan of billiards anyway it didn't really matter. With a real billiard table, though, you could ram the cues up your ass and pretend some beautiful man is making love to you. Also, the guy playing darts looks like Lyle Lovett.
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Alex Kidd: the Lost Stars
2003-06-12
From:
Everyone
Comments:
Hey everbody, I'm back! And I still love to suck cocks and lick balls. Is anyone interested? I have to be the biggest fag in the world. It's raining men! Hallelujah, it's raining men! This game is great because the colors are so vibrant and Alex looks so cute! I'll be back soon, but right now I have more homosexual acts to perform on others.
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Alex Kidd in Shinobi World
2003-05-22
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Everyone
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Who the fuck is writing this shit? Fuck all you poser assholes! I'm leaving again! One more thing before I go; Alex Kidd is a little midget buttfucker who loves to get handjobs from Janken the Great and his twisted henchmen. Alex Kidd in Miracle World is as worthless as a bottle of queef gas. It should be used as a test for homosexuality as anyone who likes watching that little sissy prance around the screen is surely a devotee of both Judy Garland and the rectum. This fucking game is even worse! Good day to you all.
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Ghost House
2003-05-13
From:
Everyone
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On this we agree. Let peace reign. I have disrespected you in the past and I am sorry for it. I can spend no more time bickering with you as my very integrity, my very identity have been attacked this night. This development is a danger to us all. Ghost House still blows.
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Ghost House
2003-05-11
From:
Everyone
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Well ME, I don't know if I could ever really love you, but it might be time to live and let live. This bickering is counterproductive for us both. We should devote our energies while here to warning others about shitty games like Ghost House. We both have lost sight of why we visit the Sega Master System Museum in the first place. I bear as much responsibility for this digression as you do. Let us usher in a new period of civility and, may I say, sagacity the likes of which the denizens of this site have yet to see. To the future! Oh yeah, Ghost House blows!
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Alex Kidd in High Tech World
2003-05-10
From:
Everyone
Comments:
Hey dumbfuck Bob, pedophilia is the preferred spelling of the word in the U.S. Paedophilia is more often used in the U.K. You may very well have revealed your location as well as your ignorance. Fuck you.
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