5 reviews by PEN15..
Impossible Mission

2005-11-29
From: PEN15
Comments: I remember mean machines games mag giving this a flippin' 97% ratings. So off to the stores I went to see a jumping lad getting disintegrated by robots all the time. Stay awhile, stay forever? Is that what the crackled voice is trying to tell me? Pfft now I know after 14 years. I didn't like this game so back to stores I ran to get my dosh back. It is still fun for just 1 thing, see you character die and hear him scream in poor mastersystem sound. Always all laugh!

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Shinobi

2005-11-29
From: PEN15
Comments: It is a good game already. I guess the master system couldn't handle anything better than tiny like flea sprites. Just a few tunes and bland use of colours and backgrounds and a horrifying spitting sound that can be heard when you fire your weapon. But it isn't really the arcade version. WTF should I play I ghastly home version with a lifebar and with nearly impossible to pull off ninjamagic's? You pathatic wankers go play this crap, I stick with the REAL arcade version.

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Indiana Jones

2005-11-29
From: PEN15
Comments: you guys are bluffing. I wouldn't even call this a videogame, but keep playing it and I'll keep laughing.

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Hook

2005-11-29
From: PEN15
Comments: I remember this. It had much more colours and indepth gameplay than the horrible megadrive version or even that sega mega cd stinker.

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Double Dragon

2005-11-29
From: PEN15
Comments: this conversion is a disgrace. Why should I play a lousy arcade conversion with cartoony characters ripped from the NES version? Gameplay is very frustrating.. correction.. there is NO gamplay. Horrible collision detection, you just punch your way litteraly through your opponents. And not to mention that annoying weep-weep-weep sound when you die. The CPU is making fun of you. Absolutely dire. I wrecked this game with a well placed roundhouse kick and went off to the arcades to play the realy thing and at least save on electricity.

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