2008-01-12
From: Will Young
Comments: cool
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Asterix
2008-01-12
From: Will Young
Comments: cool
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California Games 2
2008-01-12
From: Will Young
Comments: Bah poo!
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California Games
2002-05-03
From: will young
Comments: Now why do so many people love this \"skeggy\" maybe even \"hungary jacks kids\" type of game. Why don\'t you fuckin saddo\'s get off your cunting arse and ride a fucking real BMX. The only thing californa dreams fans can do in real life like their computer counterparts is too play with their happy sacks! And why oh why do some of you cronic virgin cases yap on and on about the bitch on the cover ever seen a real girl, no I don\'t think so. So guys and put on your sexist\'s cardigan and go out there and met some real girls!!!
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Golden Axe
2002-05-03
From: will young
Comments: How to make a shit game. 1st get one decent enough arcade classic and squeze into a small 8-bit cart 2nd mass produce said cart with outragessly markup on price and sprinkle with some untasteful homoerotic cover work.
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Psycho Fox
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: This is the greatest SMS game of all time, and for and game play it \"lays the smackdown\" and makes most N64, PS2 and Xbox games look 100% pissy. Any one who hates this game no doubt has rubber wall paper in their room, sorry I mean cell. Play today become addicted 4 life!!!
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Wonder Boy
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: Back in the day this game was a challenge.
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: If you die and have got over $400 hold up and press b (maybe a)8 times to get a countinue. not much more than a mario knock off but still damm fun. worth a crack
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Sonic the Hedgehog
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: Classic. I remember a friend got this and we passed it around like a jonit at a party every one wanted a some of the action. It is must have. The SMS answer to hard drugs.
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Altered Beast
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring boaring Hey it even sucked dogs balls on the megadrive!!
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Double Dragon
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: A piss poor arcade conversion. If you want a copy emulate that instead (well worth it). very piss poor cousin of the classic.
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Dynamite Dux
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: It\'s got duck\'s in it what more could you ask for. Fun-o-rama.
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Impossible Mission
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: Haven\'t played thus in ages. But it was the funnest game at the time. bloody hard but. Too many of those robot fella\'s. for my liking heaps more challanging fun games out now but. rating purly for nostelgia
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Fantasy Zone
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: It\'s like a flying egg. It\'s like a flying egg space ship thing. It\'s like a flying egg space ship thing that blows shit up the strange because this game also blows.
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Golden Axe Warrior
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: Waste of a perfectly good cart which good poped up a table or some thing. PS where\'s baldrick
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: More of the same just what the doctor order. Only bitch is that dr robotnick was too easy to open a can of whoop ass on in the final stage. mmm\' Sonic.
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R-Type
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: The greast shoot um\' up on the SMS (not that it had much competion). If you feel you need a SMS shooting game go and get other wise there\'s heap\'s better shit out on other format\'s like... ah huh like... oooo that\'s it yeah babe... like radien. (Sorry i just blew my load)
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Space Harrier
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: this gam dos naught dsurv propur spelin or; punchewashon as itt is_kite >< a lowd of shhit% itt iis fukd upp$
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Mortal Kombat
2002-05-02
From: will young
Comments: Why bother the SMS could never handle a game MK. (I don\'t why it would want to as MK it\'s self was shite)(infact MK was nothing but a street fighter 2 rip off) (and why did they make like 20 different versions of SF2 when the 1st was dull and shit anway, which was the most pissy and overated fucked up piece of frickin elephant cum ever to be released) (sorry but this is just gunna turn into a SF2 bitch session) (oh and back in the day can any one remember SF1, nah I didn\'t think so) ( I don\'t think they ever released SF1, hay it properly wasn\'t made until 1998 when people started question the 37th version of SF2 {Street fighter 2 the the world ball slaping warriors of doom hyper turbo super edtion) and began to wonder when SF3 would ever get made, people realised they\'d never even seen SF1. I mean how hard is it to spot 6 foot crust infested dildo around the place) (Mind you this has nothing to do with the fact I was shit at it and could never pull off the special moves any way) (which buy the way were fuckin\' crapy fucked dumb dickless cunt\'s of things any way. Fire balls and blue fire balls at that any, and what the fuck is a sonic boom? it sounds like he says Alex boob\'s any way) (oh yeah what kind of names are gulie and ryu, not to mention ken, that just makes me want to shit my pants and run away in fear, oh no look out here comes Ken and he\'s going to get us, I hope hasn\'t brought kartae barbie with him or we are right royally screwed up the date) Any yes MK is a cheap SF2 knock off but it\'s the better game. Look below for my MK rating, as for the piece of dog sputum SF2 on any format (minus)-1,000,000,000 Thankfully the SMS was never graced with that pity excuse for a game street cunter 2.
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