2006-06-21
From: Ed
Comments: If you ever come back... we'll kill ya'!
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Secret Commando
2012-08-09
From: Ed
Comments: There's no bullshit about it, dude. That's the way it went down. That bitch treated me evilly and now she's in prison for her crimes against men. I don't know what happened to her to make her that way, but it is what it is. Frankly, I would love to be able to tell stories about how she would make me have sex with her or let her suck my dick or some shit like that because it would have been a hell of a lot better than being smacked in the testicles hundreds of times, but it just didn't happen that way.
Rating: n/a
Wonder Boy in Monster Land
2012-08-08
From: Ed
Comments: A lot of Greek women have really hairy pussies, but some don't.
Rating: n/a
Monic Castle Dragao
2012-08-08
From: Ed
Comments: Look, so maybe a lot of Brazilian women have sex with horses and dogs for money. So what? Brazil also helped us defeat the fucking Nazis, so consider that the next time you're watching equine fellatio on your computer at work.
Rating: n/a
Summer Games
2012-08-08
From: Ed
Comments: I would like to help ease Lolo Jones' pain at her Olympic failures by fucking her tight ass. This way she would still technically be a virgin and yet also be filled with semen. It is an elegant solution both to her problem and to mine (horniness). Now, I know all you ladies out there are thinking, "Wait, anal sex to ease pain? It don't work like that, Ed!" Well, to a certain extent you're right, but I was speaking of easing her emotional pain. The physical pain, of course, would be considerable due to my penile girth and the fact that I am an inconsiderate lover.
Rating: n/a
Secret Commando
2012-08-08
From: Ed
Comments: There are a lot of truly awful stories here and I hope they're not true. However, I fear that more of that kind of thing goes on than most people would care to admit. Due to my own circumstances, I can't help but feel that Daniel may be telling the truth even if he has exaggerated things a bit. My own sister was what they call a sexual sadist and tormented me throughout my adolescence. Believe you me, there was nothing erotic or sensual about it! The abuse consisted mostly of surprise punches or slaps to my testicles. She would also grab my penis and try her damnedest to rip it off (or so it seemed at the time). Truth be told, I would get erections sometimes, but only as a purely physical response to the sexual contact. Eventually she went to prison for sodomizing a twelve year old boy with a mop handle in a Dairy Queen restroom.
Rating: n/a
The Lion King
2006-06-21
From: Ed
Comments: If you ever come back... we'll kill ya'!
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Carmen Sandiego
2005-01-01
From: ed
Comments: valeu
Rating:
My Hero
2002-11-10
From: ed
Comments: what sick fark would do this to people? i rate it 'cause i accidentaly just played it
Rating:
Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2002-02-13
From: Ed
Comments: This game is in my opinion so good such a great representation of the movie which was fookin shite If you are hearing this \'jackson bring back the black and stop the whack, mikchael I wantchoo\' back
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