2021-03-17
From: Victor
Comments: No, you gave me herpes.
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SpellCaster
2021-03-17
From: Victor
Comments: No, you gave me herpes.
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PGA Tour Golf
2021-02-18
From: Victor
Comments: Golf is a fucking stupid sport, unless you're trying to aim the ball so that it will collide with a nearby gaping asshole. Plop. As such, I'm not a very big fan of this game, because I don't remember there being any gaping assholes in it.
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Aztec Adventure
2021-02-18
From: Victor
Comments: Pink cheeks... sounds like something a lot of people here would have experience with
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SpellCaster
2020-12-29
From: Victor
Comments: What a delicious experience you describe there, Sam. Due to the Christmastime spirit, however, I personally would have performed that act of anal irrigation with eggnog. That or champagne. But to be fair port is close enough. Never played this game before but it looks promising.
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Bart vs the Space Mutants
2020-11-18
From: Victor
Comments: Oh come on, we both know that isn't true! You sit on top of the washing machine all day because apparently my 9 inch pecker just isn't enough for your box. And don't even start on my love for The Simpsons. I'm over Marge, believe you me! The only boob tube I want to see is yours. I want your pussy and no other. Now let's fuck!
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Dick Tracy
2020-11-13
From: Victor
Comments: This game is perfectly average. I haven't really played it much myself, so I can't properly review it. That day will hopefully come though. In the meantime I find that playing a game of my version of Dick Tracy is much more fun. It's when I take my dick, trace it with a pencil against the bathroom stall, and wait for others to do it only to realize my cock is much longer and fatter. Fuck you pencildicks!!!!!
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Hang On (Card)
2020-11-13
From: Victor
Comments: All of these card games are only good for either scraping the shit-skit off your asshole after a shart, or sticking up your ass. I hate card games. I'll say it again, I hate the card games!
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Phantasy Star
2020-11-10
From: Victor
Comments: Well, you can marry it if you want. At least you aren't marrying a stupid fucking Nintendo game. SMS games are manly! Therefore marrying your SMS cartridge is also manly.
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Pro Wrestling
2020-10-31
From: Victor
Comments: I am too, BluBlaDe. I can't wait to find more folks naked wrestling... perhaps not on accident this time around!
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Cheese Cat-Astrophe
2020-10-30
From: Victor
Comments: This comment section gave me dick cheese.
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Pro Wrestling
2020-10-29
From: Victor
Comments: Every time I hear "wrestling" I think back to the time I accidentally entered the wrong hotel room as a kid and walked in on two folks fucking. I was at a rather shitty hotel, one located in some ghetto ass trash neighborhood (but still nicer than anywhere Peter or Sam live). The doors had no key cards, just locks. This meant that if a door was unlocked, you could walk straight in. Well, I was returning to my hotel room after getting ice to apply to my tender, red, hot rosebud and hemorrhoid-infested asshole. I managed to stop one room short of mine and since I knew our door was unlocked I just walked straight in. Big mistake. The door was unlocked, but it wasn't my room, and a couple were FUCKING!! And while they weren't doing it doggy style which would result in a lack of any potential ambiguity, it was still rough and hard. And loud. Since I was going through puberty at the time it was quite a sight to behold. I had only opened the door a little bit, and the intense groaning and encouragements from the female partner were loud enough to drown out any door noise. So, I sat there and just watched. The sights. The sounds. The smells. It was an experience. I was so hooked that I was, of course, still standing by the time the male partner had climaxed. After which they both got up, and it was my time to go. I ran out of the room, slamming the door behind me. The female partner heard this and realized what had happened. She was PISSED! Fuck, is pissed even the right word? No, it isn't. She was FURIOUS. She opened the door and took chase. As she was chasing after me, a series of loud, rumbling queefs erupted from her vagina. Eventually she gave up and returned to her room. I will never forget that day I found those two folks "naked wrestling", as I put it in my own prepubescent words. Great times. P.S. fuck this game.
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Krustys Fun House
2020-10-29
From: Victor
Comments: Might as well rename it to Krusty Kunt's Whore House
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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2020-10-26
From: Victor
Comments: Shut up pervert.
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Micheal Jacksons Moonwalker
2020-10-19
From: Victor
Comments: I'm scrolling back through these comments and I keep seeing references to a gal named Natalie. Sounds like a real fucking dildo mongler if you ask me. Reminds me of a hooker I once knew who was, rather ironically, also named Natalie. She was a fairly stout bitch, but MAN could she give head. She was like a vacuum cleaner for your dick! But, that turned out to not be a good thing. One night, I had her in the trunk of my car, and she had agreed on giving me a BJ for $20. I don't know if she was high or what, but she took BLOW job quite seriously! She literally blew into my dick. It caused a small amount of air to be trapped in my urethra, resulting in a small but rather wet and meaty dick fart. But, it doesn't end there. I said "what are you doing? you're supposed to suck!" which resulted in her sucking so hard, my whole foreskin just fell off. Yep. Clean off. I couldn't believe it. Moral of the story, get circumcised and stay away from hookers. Also, this game came into my room and touched me at night. For that reason I give it 4 out of 10 stars.
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Taz Mania 2
2020-10-19
From: Victor
Comments: Wow, Joe, quite an eventful night you described there. Takes me back to when the enemies in this game would kill me. It gave me a stiffy! A huge one, too! The controller would begin bobbing up and down due my huge, intense, puckering, throbbing erection. What a time. Due to this game's unbelievable ability to force me to perform kegel exercises, I give it a 10 out of 10.
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Rocky
2020-10-19
From: Victor
Comments: I agree, BluBlaDe. Never before have I seen such a wicked variety of comments, on a game review site no less. And, as I've said before, that Natalie sure does sound like a slut. And if Natalie really was just Sam, the same still goes!
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Mortal Kombat 2
2010-12-08
From: VICTOR
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Mortal Kombat 2
2006-09-19
From: victor
Comments: bolado_manhoso@hotmail.com
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California Games
2003-01-25
From: Victor
Comments: cool soundtrak
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Alex Kidd in Miracle World
2002-06-01
From: victor
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Action Fighter
2001-03-24
From: Victor
Comments: One of the best games ever made for MASTER SYSTEM
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