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Golden Axe

From: Rastan   (more)     Date: 2003-04-25
Comments: Get a load of this faggot! Fuck you Golden Ass. Everyone knows that Rastan is the greatest Sega platformer. I, Rastan, make all the girls wet. How many thousands of pairs of panties have been soaked through because of my rippling muscles? How many young girls began exploring their budding womanhood with thoughts of my enormous member dancing around in their little heads? How many orgasms will be reached by girls imagining the warm, milky jets of semen bursting forth from my loins, covering their young breasts, matting down their hair, filling their eager mouths as they cry out for more. And you Golden Ass? Some "curious" little nerd will furtively masturbate imagining your weak arms around him, your tiny flaccid penis transforming itself into a tiny erect penis. The shame of this vision will haunt him for the rest of his life. He will be unable to form lasting relationships with women or self-respecting gay men. His shame is your own! I shit on you.


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