7 reviews by Ray..
Die Hard 2
2012-08-29
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Ray
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My sister used to get all soupy thinking about Bruce Willis. Crazy, huh? I mean, he was pretty much bald already, so what's there to get wet over?
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n/a
Ariel the Little Mermad
2012-08-23
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Ray
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I'm pretty sure all that is in the Bible. At least, it's stuff my pastor has mentioned in church.
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n/a
Ariel the Little Mermad
2012-08-16
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Ray
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How are you supposed to fuck a mermaid? I mean, that's the whole point right? Yet they've got fish parts down there and fish sex isn't exactly fun. Might as well stay home, open a can of cheap caviar or roe and beat off on into it.
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n/a
Penguin Land
2012-08-16
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Ray
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Bitch, ain't nobody putting penguins in a stew! And why the fuck are there polar bears in this game? Polar bears: northern hemisphere. Penguins: southern hemisphere. Bastards.
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n/a
Buggy Run
2012-08-16
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Ray
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I'm not down with the whole no electricity thing, but Amish chicks have the tightest pussies.
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n/a
Pro Wrestling
2012-08-16
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Ray
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Pro Wrestling my ass! Who are these fools?
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Ys: The Vanished Omens
2004-04-26
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ray
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By far the best rpg on sega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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