7 reviews by tim..
Ghost House
2011-10-27
From:
Tim
Comments:
This game used to scare the shit out of me! I'm not joking, either. Literally. I would play it for a while, then out would pop a vampire or some such thing and I'd shit myself right then and there. My mom would beat me for messing my clothes and the carpet in our den.
Rating:
n/a
Maze Hunter 3-D
2011-10-27
From:
Tim
Comments:
Is that Jesus in thermal underwear wielding a baseball bat and running mazes on the box there? That's a fucked up picture. Reason number 100 or so why the Master System was left lapping up Nintendo's crumbs and ball sweat: shitty ass cover art. Who the fuck would see this and think to themselves, "man, I've got to get this game"? The answer: no one.
Rating:
n/a
Mirracle Warriors
2011-10-27
From:
Tim
Comments:
Well, Danny, maybe you just aren't patient enough for a game such as this, and that's okay. Maybe you weren't a fat, smelly little boy who didn't have any friends and had to turn to role playing games to feel like there was someone out there that gave a shit. Maybe you weren't called "faggot" every day at school and ran home crying hoping to find a shred of comfort in a video game. I hope you were none of those things, Danny, but don't shit on me or the only thing that made my childhood bearable.
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Wonder Boy in Monster Land
2003-02-05
From:
tim
Comments:
the best game for sms, for ever
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Phantasy Star
2003-01-01
From:
Tim
Comments:
the series was pretty cool. except for three. what were they smoking when they made it? its not in the same solar system or nything. ive only beaten 4 though. that's a good one.
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Gangster Town
2001-04-29
From:
Tim
Comments:
Gangster town kicks every shooting game's ass! I especially enjoy killing the gangster's ghosts...a very vivid memory of mine for some stupid reason involves entering my name as "tooty" for some reason
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Battle Out Run
2001-03-24
From:
tim
Comments:
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