Wonder Boy in Monster Land

2003-06-26
From: Quim Nuts
Comments: I can't believe nearly a whole day has gone by without a single review. Well, here's one I guess. Wonder Boy games are all crap. I really getting worried. This site used to be full of assholes to make fun of. Now it is mostly deserted. Please excuse me, but I'm going to cry.

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Ghouls and Ghosts

2003-06-10
From: Quim Nuts
Comments: Happy birthday! I have to give the game a seven, though, not a ten. It just couldn't compare to the arcade. Not really a fair comparison, I admit, but that's how I feel.

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Penguin Land

2003-06-03
From: Quim Nuts
Comments: The best thing about this game is when you break a rock with a ghost in it and the ghost turns Overbite into a beatnik. The sunglasses are pretty cool, but nothing on any SMS game can beat the sight of Overbite taking an immediate smoke break every time you release the D-Button. It amuses me to no end. I like to think that he's smoking marijuana, but I guess we'll never really know.

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Great Basketball

2003-05-21
From: Quim Nuts
Comments: I can't believe how many people give this game high marks. It is the WORST sports game I've ever played. Some games are pieces of shit; this is a veritable pile of shit. I can only hope that those of you who like it are getting help. You are very sick and it's not really your fault. What is most worrisome is that an entirely new generation of kids can play this game on an emulator and will themselves become infected by this awful game. Fuck you, Great Basketball. Mark Cuban is a paranoid retard.

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