7 reviews by Phil Donovan..
Kenseiden

2012-08-11
From: Phil Donovan
Comments: Forgive the lateness of this reply, Rob, but in answer to your query it has to be said that your doubts are, indeed, correct: demons and their ilk cannot be killed by a sword or any other earthly weapon. Things are not, however, quite as cut and dry as they may seem. Demons can, in fact, be scared off or intimidated by such aggressive human actions, though exactly why this is so remains a mystery.

Rating: n/a



Vampire

2012-02-21
From: Phil Donovan
Comments: In all my years of paranormal research, I've never run across a person with the gall to call me an apologist for vampire-kind! It really does make my blood boil over with rage! You may talk the talk, but I've walked the walk, buddy, and you don't know shit about what it takes to really deal with the vampire threat. Your kind never do, because the reality of the situation is that we need vampires to fight vampires. Some, even most, are evil, but some are good and are of enormous service to humanity in helping to hunt down there more aggressive and dangerous brethren. You need to just shut your mouth and let professionals like me worry about vampires as you sleep soundly each night atop your piss-strained bedsheets.

Rating: n/a



Ghost House

2011-11-12
From: Phil Donovan
Comments: Unfortunately, Paul, I don't really have much more information into that incident. I was optimistic that some of my fellow paranormal researchers may have been able to provide additional information regarding the masturbation incident. However, I am afraid (as you have already realized yourself) that we are really just back where we started from. That is, it was either your mother who watched you, or a ghost. Obviously, you know your mother far better than I, so only you are qualified to ascertain whether or not she is being truthful when she tells you that she did not witness you masturbating that morning. All my years of training and field work can tell me is that ghosts are very much fascinated with sexual matters and, given your belief that your mother is being truthful, it is entirely possible (even likely) that it was a ghost that watched you. The more interesting aspect to your story, if that is indeed the case, is the audible "oh, yeah" you heard during the incident/encounter. There is much debate within the paranormal community as to how ghosts are able to communicate vocally with the living, but there is no arguing that they can. Is it some sort of psychic communication that we interpret as aural, or is it an actual voice somehow? We just don't know. As for the content of the message, you mentioned the tone as being hard to describe, but concluded that it was a rather dispassionate one. Though not all ghosts become ghosts by meeting violent or untimely ends, many certainly are, and (this is just a supposition, of course) it comes as no surprise, given their line of work, that prostitutes often end up dying under such circumstances and that they would also have such a nonchalant, world-weary attitude to sexual matters. I would suggest you search local records for any information regarding the deaths of prostitutes or other sex workers in your area. It need not be murder, of course. Car accidents, for example, often produce hauntings if the victim still has a lot of unresolved issues in their life. I hope this has been of some value to you, Paul, though again I do feel that we have moved in circles on this matter.

Rating: n/a



Ghost House

2011-11-10
From: Phil Donovan
Comments: First of all, Paul, I want to thank you again for the information you have provided. I hope you don't mind, but I have shared it with a number of my colleagues so as to get their opinions on these incidents. You have been quite helpful, indeed. One thing I would like to mention before continuing, one that I failed to mention before but which might very much concern you with regard to such matters, is that there is no such thing as a succubus. I don't want you to become worried that either of these events were in any way related to a succubus attacking you or trying to harvest your sperm. To reiterate, there are no succubi. What you likely encountered were ghosts that meant you no harm at all, quite the contrary. These kinds of encounters are extremely common and the most harm that can ever really come from them is the sense of frustration that the "act" has not been completed to one's satisfaction. Let me assure you, you are in absolutely no danger from having a sexual encounter with a ghost. As for your specific encounter with the two female ghosts, because you do not remember having an orgasm during the coupling, I am unable to fully explain what happened with regard to you waking up and why the second ghost did not also have sexual contact with you. I believe that the first ghost likely achieved orgasm on her own (female ghosts are highly orgasmic, much more so than their living counterparts) during coitus; why the second ghost did not then mount you as well (as you had not had an orgasm, your sexual potential remained available) is something of a mystery, especially when you specifically remember her being naked. However, you also mentioned how she seemed passive during the encounter. One of my colleagues brought up the idea that the two ghosts may have been in a lesbian relationship with the first ghost actually being bisexual, thus she sought a heterosexual outlet for her passions while the other merely waited for her to be finished so the two of them could couple. This is all speculation, of course, but it is certainly plausible in the light of all available evidence. If you will excuse me, I must go again. I promise, though, to provide more information regarding the masturbation incident. I just want to her back from several of my fellow researchers on the matter before I speak to you on it again. Thank you once more for the information. Above all else, remember that there is nothing to do about such encounters beyond enjoying them for what they are.

Rating: n/a



Ghost House

2011-11-09
From: Phil Donovan
Comments: I'm glad to read that you have reached some sort of resolution in that matter. Because of the powerful influence that sex has over our lives, ghosts often seem to take great interest in sexual matters. Masturbation, especially, because of the high levels of embarrassment and shame traditionally associate with it, seems to have a particular resonance within the spectral realm. I will provide more information on this in the future as I am a bit short on time right now. As for the dream you mentioned, it is entirely possible, indeed likely, that the second young woman you had a vision of in your dream was also a ghost. You said that you desired a coupling with her as well, but woke up. May I ask if you had an orgasm during the encounter with the first young woman? This could have been either an in-dream orgasm or an out-of-dream orgasm resulting in a more or less normal ejaculation. I ask because often times in such a situation the ghost partner will experience either type of dream orgasm as genuine and believe the act over (for you at least) as a consequence. This could explain why you woke up when you did: the second young woman was likely "waiting her turn" as it were, but your climax informed her that such an act would not be forthcoming and she likely went elsewhere. I appreciate the information you have provided, Paul. Such data is often hard to come by and I thank you for it. Again, I will be getting back to you in the future regarding the masturbatory incident.

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Ghost House

2011-11-07
From: Phil Donovan
Comments: With regard to Paul's comments below, we don't really have enough information to say definitively that it was a ghost that watched (and commented on) your auto-erotic activities. However, as a paranormal researcher with over twenty years of experience in these matters, I can say that whenever a person has a dream about sex, they are in fact having sex with a ghost. Needless to say, it is more satisfying for the ghost than for the person dreaming (who seldom climaxes). Sorry I couldn't provide more helpful information for your specific concerns, Paul.

Rating: n/a



Vampire

2011-11-07
From: Phil Donovan
Comments: Well, Paul, your sentiment is understandable, especially in the light of all the pro-vampire propaganda being pushed upon us by a gullible media in recent years. The fact that children are so influenced by the positive portrayals of vampires in popular culture is the most worrisome aspect of this. The truth is this: most vampires are simply loathsome creatures that deserve, at the very least, our contempt. That having been said, I know some vampires who are very conscientious when it comes to not harming people, or indeed any creature, when it comes to acquiring the blood they need to survive. Like the best of humanity, they few can look beyond their instincts for survival and become thoughtful actors within the human realm. They tend to remain voracious sexually, however.

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