1 reviews by Turd Ferguson..
I downloaded the ROM to this game this morning after reading the mostly favorable reviews here on this site. However, I must confess that after only about five minutes of play I noticed that my mind was wandering and that all I could think of were penises and gay sex. Needless to say, as a man with no history of such thoughts, it was quite a disturbing situation. I have no quarrel with gay people, not in the least, but I must say that the ease with which this game turned my mind to the homoerotic is alarming. Damn you, Captain Silver! Please note: I say "damn you" not because of the whole gay thing, but because I think Captain Silver was a pirate. Pirates are bad.