Joe Montana Football

2011-08-26
From: Roger Goodell
Comments: Yeah, but soccer players rolling around like they've taken a bullet any time someone so much as touches them isn't? Soccer fags have the pain threshold of a little girl with brittle bone disease. Granted, the intellectual nature of soccer is, indeed, great. Hell, it's not like any group of slack-jawed morons can just kick a ball around. Oh, wait....The greatest mental exertion in soccer is remembering that in the second half of a game you kick towards the opposite goal as you did the first half.

Rating: n/a

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