Cyber Shinobi

2012-08-23
From: Randy
Comments: You and your "mate" must have been a couple of real pantloads. The only thing worse than this piece of monkey shit is the poser-ass music of Metallica.

Rating: n/a

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Pacmania

2012-07-31
From: Randy
Comments: Why does maze look like it's made out of Legos? That's fucked up, if you ask me.

Rating: n/a

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Paperboy

2012-07-31
From: Randy
Comments: Living in a sewer isn't as cool or as glamorous as it would seem. After my dad was executed, my mom dated a guy who had to live in the sewer because his house had be repossessed. He was a nice guy and all, but it was not fun living down there. A game like this cannot convey the utter stench of such an existence. It's...it's just disgusting, that's all. All day long you watch shit float by and even when it isn't, you're smelling it. This game, though, was pretty good.

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Scramble Spirits

2012-07-31
From: Randy
Comments: That fucked up airplane reminds me of my unfinished alternate history novel about how the Nazis defeated the Soviet Union and were able to implement all of their ghastly "new world order" shit in the East. The fucking Germans were also able to invade Britain and defeated those shiftless fucks in no time flat. The United States remains largely aloof from the situation in Europe as they are preoccupied with the Japanese. For their part, the Krauts have no way of getting at the U.S. either, so that is a conflict yet to be resolved in any sense. The first few chapters are quite good if I do say so myself, but it then degenerates into the mildly pornographic, as most of my writings tend to do. Anyway, okay game.

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Sonic Spinball

2012-07-31
From: Randy
Comments: I gotta say, I don't like hedgehogs. They seem kind of mean. There's this pet store near my house that allows you to touch and hold most of the animals and I tried to befriend several different hedgehogs, all of which, though, seemed rather hostile to the notion. Maybe if they got used to you, I don't know. At least their little spines don't really hurt you like a porcupine's will.

Rating: n/a

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Streets of Rage

2012-07-31
From: Randy
Comments: What if it was "Streets of Rape" instead? Would that be better or worse?

Rating: n/a

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Rastan

2003-01-14
From: RANDY
Comments: I AM THE RASTAN MASTER AND THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE BY ANY SYSTEM NO DISPUTE NUFF SAID

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Lord of the Sword

2003-01-14
From: randy
Comments: this game is one of my all time favorites...i just got wasted one day and played it until i beat it

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Shinobi

2003-01-14
From: randy
Comments: ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES EVER...BUT I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET PAST THE 4TH LEVEL I JUST CANT JUMP THAT FAR

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Altered Beast

2002-12-03
From: Randy
Comments: I Bought this game along time ago and i still play it today!

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2001-12-08
From: Randy
Comments: I like these games they all have speed and spunk

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