2002-10-04
From: Owen Franklin
Comments: Who! Who the fuck? Who the fuck is the sad depressed little fucker who likes games like this?I bet he likes tetris too. I'll make my case simple...If I am sat in on a Saturday night with nothing to do I do not want to be greeted by the terminally depressing sight of blocks going down a screen...its something about those blocks that say 'look at you, look how pathetic your life has become, you've got no friends, your girlfriend dumped you and no-one would really give a shit if you were run over by a bus'. It's funny because that would be a fitting punishment for the amateur programmers who put this shit together on their shoe-string budget...oh I am sorry, are they struggling refugees from Afghanistan or something. Did their mommy and daddy abuse them when they were little. I don't care I am glad for their suffering after the boredem they have inflicted on me with their so called game. I remember back when I was in the first year of University I used to sit playing this piece of shit on the game gear with this girl that I fancied, we would take turns to see who could get the highest score. I will be blunt again, I wanted pussy! I did not want blocks falling down the screen to destroy other blocks or bits of fruit or whatever the fuck they are. Now years later, I sit here on a Friday night, no-one calling me, nothing to do, not much money, that girl that I used to fancy is at home shagging her boyfriend, and this is what I am supposed to do... turn on my sega to watch blocks falling down the fucking screen. Wrong. From now on there is going to be no more of this shit... I have been pushed to the fucking edge and I do not need any little fuckers trying to tell me that this is a good game...I will start with the ones in the United Kingdom, If you live in London I will meet you outside the McDonalds in Hackney at 11.30am on Monday, thats right I'll be there every Monday, I work near there. so if you think you are man enough step to me mutha fucka and I will make you take that review back. OK.
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